I FOUND A RARE DOG in Minecraft!!!

Top o’ the mornin’ to you, Minecrafters! Welcome back to Ireland The Emerald Isle is shining stronger than it ever has before There’s some renovations that need to be done I changed some of the wall down here, but I ran out of stones So I’m gonna have to do some more about that

When it becomes daytime again Now people have given me some excellent tips Who knew? The Minecraft community was so nice The comments on the first video were so wholesome and so nice and so genuine And everyone was just giving me really nice tips on how to play the game.

It was just warming my- my tiny little Irish heart <3 so I would have build out the wall and this one at the bottom As actual like blocks, because I don’t like having it just be walls I want the wall to be the very top of it I want to have like a castle wall at the very top I want to make my own little fortress I also need to build up the land all the way around this, but I need to make a bed I don’t have a bed ..somewhere… ..out there… ..My bed is waiting… ..Some sheep with their beautiful beautiful wool are waiting for me.. to steal it from their backs Until then I have to wait until morning. I need to make a bed because then I can sleep here and spawn here and.. Not DIE horribly all the time, but my character IS adorable. Wait. No other one. Ey Heard you got games on your phone, you got Minecraft on your phone? I was gonna take my spruce logs out of here and I’m gonna put my coal in People told me to do that as well. I don’t know why but I… I’m just Minecrafting dude. I’m just straight gaming right now I don’t need to know why I’m doing things I just need to do Let’s let’s put away some of this stuff cuz I don’t think I’m gonna need it on my journey Is that- that’s a lever, not a torch I’m gonna need some torches like a lot of torches cause you guys are scared of the dark Like like… 10 year old Jack Big gamer Jack with big beards is not scared of the dark I actually- I actually kind of am I’m gonna- I’m actually just gonna wait till tomorrow Oh god I wanted to do- I wanted to do something Oh, but they’re here already. Okay, okay I’m just- Imma no, I’m just gonna close that I wanted to put my door there cuz I don’t like that off at the very side I wanted to be kind of in the middle, so I can put two torches either side of it But now you guys showed up and you’re scaring me These hecking Minecrafts are scaring me Ha, but you can’t open the door cuz you’re stupid Another beautiful sunrise here in the lovely land of Emeralds The lunely- lovely land of Ire The Sun rises like a giant hydrogen bomb in the sky to nuke all of this badness Fun wholesome time only please.. we’re gonna find sheep, sheep is what I need. I need sheeps Haha BURN dude Not in my minecraft Is there sheeps out here? Is there sheeps in the distance? Maybe we should go find sheeps out there Yeah cuz the other way is- Oh- o- ohp The other way is terrifying there’s- BAD guys over there I want just wholesome hours Okay I need to remember where my island is *very accurate sheep noises* There’s no sheep in my Ireland- which I think is completely inaccurate- I think Minecraft’s lying to all of us There are a lot of sheep in Ireland. I know that for a factual I- like ’em or hate ’em, I’m spitting straight facts cuz I lived in Ireland I know what it looks like I haven’t lived there for a while tho , so maybe it changed Maybe there’s less sheep now, maybe the sheep try to follow me over and then died in the water sad Steve noises 🙁 Sheepies and chickens How do I get the- OH! OOH! Mr. Sheep, I’m sorry!! Oh wait, maybe I need a shears Oh crap.. Okay! Um.. Does an axe work? Well… umm Right- you saw nothing Everything’s nice. I’m a good person I’m not going straight to hell for this.. straight- I’m not going straight to heck D: What the hell is that sound? Is that the sound in the ground? ‘Kay, I need a shovel Apparently I dig dirt with a shovel not with a pickaxe. Who knew? Everybody except me. i’m- I’m getting back to my boat. I’m scared. I need to make a sheers Alright, I’ll put- i’ll put the steek in there I cook a bit of steek for meself and make something nice Uuh.. I don’t need to be in this. I need to be in you Uuuuuh Can I not- How do I make a shears? Oh I need iron ingots? Okay, I need to- Can you cook my food? Thank you! I don’t have any iron ore CRAP! So behind the times Look at me guys I build big chest Big chest for a big boy. I put big one in here Nice, very nice. Very awesome. I’m- So good Imma make a bowl And then I’m a smoke out of it. I make a- I’m gonna smoke a bowl in Minecraft I can build a shield!! Oo, that uses an iron ingot tho I- I kind of want my iron ingot you know to get some shears.. I did get wool off a sheep But I think I need three. I don’t want to kill three sheep I don’t wanna kill anything in Minecraft I want everything to be nice and peaceful fun happy time Not you! Epic quest time I’m going to get all the stone that this land has to offer All the stone and coal that you can give me Okay- No! No no! Look, I have a shovel now Oh my god that destroys earth so much faster You know. I was doing pretty good already on my own anyway I’m just gonna steal all the stone You have here Then… what are you gonna do about it? Nothing? That’s what This is all worthy of the great land of Ireland Need to remember where I am Ow freaking ankles Where are those sheepies again? Maybe- maybe a sword can just sheer some wool off of you Okay, that doesn’t work either I’m sorry! I’m sorry sheep. I’m sorry! Forgive me! Oh no. Oh it feels so bad It feels so BAD! Do I need a specific type of wool? cuz I’ve got black wool and now I got white wool I don’t know I’m SORRY Oh. I can make a bed. YES!! The sacrifice I will- I will use the fruits of your.. loins To build a bed Ooo, hell yeah Is this one of those Minecrafts I’ve heard so much about? Dude, there’s a Minecraft here At this one, look at this minecraft Ow! This is- this is super dark This is almost as dark as the wool I got, but FEAR NOT Where I have brought trusty torches with me. Oooh Yeah, this is a Minecraft fooor suure Oh sweet God.. People do this for fun?!?! Yes, new recipes. That’s what I’m talking about Oh, should I be here? Sh- Ooh, should I- should I be here? I’m- I’m sc- legitimately scared I don’t want oh, I don’t want to lose progress Okay, I’m- I’m making new pathways This is nice Ow That’s not. Agh What’s down here? Are you the thing making the spooker scares!? There’s a lot of sounds coming from a hole down here somewhere And I want to know if it’s you Oh, there’s lava Whoa! Oh bad guys That- ooh- There’s minecrafts down here Do- do I even want to battle you? NO. Are you stuck in the water? I hope so Ooh! I need to make a bucket to get my lava BRAAIINS Yes, mine is very LARGE you would do well to eat my brain Okay, we found a- we found a Minecraft So that’s good Is this why people is always say don’t dig straight down in Minecraft, cuz you’ll just fall into a hole like this we die Okay, I- I think I’d like to leave now I’m also very hungry Which I didn’t realize So I think I would like to leave now. I would think I would like to go I think I’ve experienced enough of this minecraft for today Oh God how do I get out? Oh God- Oh God! I’m lost That could be bad I need to- I need to- I need to foolproof this for the future Hop Um Oh It’s still daytime out. GOOD I felt like I was down there for several years *le gasp* He killed the Sheep! Wolfy! Wait I have bones. Do you want bone? Doggo? U want bone? Here *le gasp* (again) Septicbooper has made the advancement: “Best friends forever!” Are you- are you my friend? Can you follow me? *le gasp* (okay I’ll stop) Wait you’re not following me NO! Nononononononnono Oh best friend best buddy Here your bone? Okay, follow me. Follow me and we’re going this way Did I just make the best friend ever in Minecraft? Think I did Come along! Come along! We’re going this way. I actually don’t know which way is home. Can you sniff it out for me? You’re a good boy The bestest boy <3 Yes! Oh man. Now we need to give you a name Doggo? Come along now. How did you do that? I have a warping dog in Minecraft Okay, there’s other dogs over there. All right, They’re- they’re not good dogs In fact, they’re very bad dogs. You’re gonna have to stick with me Yeah, I’ll treat you nicely Yeah Dad- dad will treat you nicely 😬 All right. Let’s just build a little path for you cuz I’m very- I You just entered my life and now I’m terrified that I’m gonna lose you already I built you a path I build you a path and then you’re just using the water anyway I mean, it’s great that you can swim.. But I built this for you Okay Get in my boat Can you get in my boat? How do dog in boat? Can I just push you in? There you go OH Oh ooh! I CAN! Hooray! This is the best day! I’m having a good time! Look at that dog. That dog wishes he was in a boat with his master So does that dog. And so does every dog! Is the greatest! Oh my God. You’re so cute! UwU Minecraft is the best game I’ve ever played! I can have it all! I can have a home, I can have a dogs, I can have a Minecraft How- how do I get you out of the boat? What is that? WHAT IS THAT?!?! SWEET JEZUS! WHAT IS ATTACKING ME?! IT’S A DEMON! Don’t you dare attack my dog! You can attack me all you want, but as soon as you attack my dog, the gloves are OFF buddy *intense battle noise* Oh, we’re going to battle This is an EPIC gamer battle for the ages Come back here! Yeah! Take that! Ya swine That was awesome, also terrifying What if I-? YES! YES! Yes! Come on inside! Come on insi- Come on! Hi YES! HOORAY! Ah you’re so cute :3 I’m gonna call you Sam Sss- like septic eye Sam You’re Sam from now on I actually was anytime.. since I’ve been doing YouTube. I said that if I was gonna buy- or get a dog You do buy a dog, but doesn’t it sound weird to say you buy a dog. You’re not a slave You’re a good boy Um I Was- I was always saying that if I was gonna get a dog, I was going to name them Sam Cuz I like that name It’s a nice cute little name Sam Sam the dog My best friend forever now. Never leave me Ever. Oh God there’s three of them Oh no. Oh God! OH NO! SAM! RUN AWAY! THIS FREAKING SUCKS! I’m gonna take them all out. I’m gonna take them all out No, I’m not. No, I’m not. I’m probably gonna die actually No, I’m not Stay ahead of them Stay one step ahead of them. That’s the plan Okay, okay, have at me. Have at me! Got him Got him SAM! Oh oh I thought you got knocked outside the perimeter, okay Okay here we go Here we go. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap These guys SUCK! Damn it! Oh God where am I? I’m back. I’m back. I’m back. I’m back. Sam! Sam I back! Sam I am back and ready to wreck house with you once more Yeeaah take that! Sam did you kill one? You good boy? Good boy, best boy? Yeah hehe! Atta boy Sam! What are ye strong warrior just like his dad Okay. I need to change my inventory cuz somebody messed it all up Can I cook egg? I wanna- I wanna cook egg Don’t think I can cook egg Sam, we gotta head off and we gotta get some- some more wool cuz I need to sleep I think I’m going crazy and that’s why those things are showing up. So I need to sleep Wait, actually Sam you- you stay back there I almost fell into the hole Almost fell into this hole and died Piggy Hi piggy I’m sorry but your meat must be sacrificed Literally I need one more wool. One more white wool and I’m happy This is all I wanted to do, in this entire episode was just build a bed Sheepy! I’m so sorry! Apologize! Gomenasai! I didn’t mean to. The game made me do it. Minecraft is a vicious cruel cycle of life Turtles Is that you making the noise? Hi Turtles Aw you’re cute I’m definitely leaving you alone I’m not even gonna try and touch you, except to say that you’re a good boy Minecraft so wholesome Minecraft so nice such a delightful game. I don’t need to worry about anything I just need to live my life Get my house, live my life, pet my dog, eat my food Hopefully build a bed and go to sleep because I’ve been awake for five days and it’s really starting to get to me I’m starting to hallucinate about things that are killing me. Well Sammy I’m home. Look at you waiting for your master Sam, do you want some food? Can I- Did I just feed him? YAAY! Sam! Oh you’re so cute! Best day I want to cook some more of this. I know yeah Big boy And I need- Where did I put the rest of my wool? I need the rest of my wool Can I- can I- can I- big bed time? BED OH Thank the Lord Sam, where should we put our bed? Where do you think the bed should go? Over there? That’s right next to the doors tho Sam The bad guys are gonna come in and- and kill me in there. Where else? I- oh you want to go walkies Is that what you want to do? You want to head out? Go out and poop Do- do your business poop right there Good boy My bed’s gonna go right.. there Right there Nice You can already sleep at night during thunderstorms Oh AND during thunderstorms. I was like, that’s very specific. We just have a fear of thunder? Yeah, I know alright Sam. I think I’m gonna have to head out again It’s daytime and I want to make use of the light Oh iron Yeah! Digging for days. My hands are sore I’ve wearing them down. I’ve got calluses all over this is the best Yes Not only do I need this to get some shears to get more wool without having to kill sheep Cuz I’m a pacifist guys. I don’t like killing things BUT I also need to make some iron armor And I’ve also come- everything’s getting out of hand right now This is- This is- this is a little too much for me to take in I’m gonna take out my torches and then I’m gonna plant some here. All right, we’re going deep Deep down into minecraft town I’m building something special for us Sam This is gonna be great, I’m putting a roof on my little house Know it’s exciting. Nope. Nope. I’m- I’m very worried This is like real life now I’m very worried that I’ll open up the door and my dog will just escape Ooh I don’t want that happened. I want Sam to be in here with me forever Time to finally go to sleep Sam This is the best Oh so much nicer. It’s daytime! Oh, I don’t have to go at nighttime now and worry that everything is going to go wrong Wondrous day! This is coming along nicely. This is my masterpiece I like high ceilings This is how Ireland was built Through hard graft and labor And a beautiful dog by our side named Sam Okay, I need- I need more wood Sam I’ll be back Do not run away I swear if anything happens to that dog in this series. I’m ending it I’m ending the series IMMEDIATELY if something happens to him. I cannot- What the HELL is that sound? Why do I keep hearing that? Á voilà the house Ghe is complete Well not- no! SAM! Oh no. Oh no. Oh, no I need to get you back inside Immediately Can you- Sam? Sam?! Ge- come here Come here Come here right now Okay now come inside Sam I got nice meat There you go. Come on Come on Sam Yes. Okay. Okay, stay in here and never leave my sight ever again Had a little heart attack there buddy. This is lovely. This is a great little house I’m gonna have to move these eventually as well, but I am in love with my little decore Here I’ll put these either side of the bed Because that just looks nicer, let’s face it. There’s two inside the door. I moved my door and now it looks like that Oh, I’m hungry No I’m sorry, Sam I have to eat. I need sustenance I’ll also go to make more glass and then make more windows for this place to make it look- I’d have a little observatorium out here, so I can look at everything Um did I make all my ingots I sure did Now what can I make? Where was it that I made armor? Don’t know. It wasn’t here it was probably in here Yes Chestplate Boom and now I can’t make anything else. That’s fine. That’s fine armor up So strong! Strongest person in Minecraft, strongest characters that ever lived and the best lil’ boy Yes, Sam that’s you. Yes, sit. Sit So well-trained That’s gonna do it for me minecraft lovers. Just remember what uncle Jack always says: “NEVER go out at night time!” I have a dog Yay! :3