I FOUND THE OLD SHERIFF..!? | Empires SMP S2 | #31

I’ve just logged in and there’s a big statue next to Joel’s new uh masalia vacation home and the statues of a big Cod why is someone built like a large copper pod statue in my in my my Lagoon what is this is it because there’s cod

In there I don’t even know is this a prank is it a present it’s not Christmas anyway thank you thank you whoever that was can you let me know who it was please I’d appreciate that I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing I’m

I’m not too sure welcome back to Empire’s SMP everybody and it’s your boy the sheriff if you’re this far in not very far in at all is it subscribe hit the button very much appreciated I’m glad you guys like the train station yep choo choo we’ve got it rocking and

Rolling now you can see a crucial part is uh we need some more anvils and to get anvils we need iron and to get iron we need to buy it off of false because false has the iron farm and to buy a false and the iron farm I need diamonds

Which I have a total of zero so we’re gonna start the day off with a little mine I haven’t actually mined in this section in a little while and everything would be great they would just drag the thing through the field and all the soil and get all brought up

And it was just oh man if you ever saw a wheat you would have cried I’m telling you you would have grazed for days oh man wonderful hello hello who are you and what are you doing in my Empire are you a voice inside of our head again or are you you’re you’re

A real person what whoa hold on a minute when where did y’all stop becoming Pixies what’s this no I’m just no no Frank Sue relax get back on tonight I have a shovel I know how to whack no come come close it’s fine it’s fine it’s

Just my friends played a little prank on me they they kind of refer to me to looking like a little toy but I’m not I’m the sheriff of this place you have nothing to be afraid of answer one question for me right now yeah where did you get Wednesday who

It’s it’s Friday right now I don’t I think I’m not talking about the day I’m talking about that head on your head where did you get Wednesday no this is the sheriff’s hat take a look this is the sheriff’s hat what do you think I don’t know that I am the sheriff

What not fits like a glove now well firstly give it back for one give it back throw why would I give back my own hat this is my treasure but where did you find I found that I found that in a random mine round here I became the

Sheriff what do you mean and where do you think you are right now huh I’ve been down in these mines for at least 30 years I lost Wednesday about 15 ago what do you mean thank you wait you’ve been down here for 30 years I’m I think so I

Mean I go by the chickens every time a chicken disappears I assume that another 10 years has passed they have pretty short laughs man wait so you said you were the sheriff I am the sheriff no but I’m I’m the sheriff so now you’re like 0.25 of a sheriff please don’t take take

The mick out of my height I’d appreciate that sheriff to sheriff um so how wait how did you end up down here then well I I just chased this guy his name was uh his name was Ricky the Swift and he just came straight into the

Mind he had a big bag of money and uh I had chased him a few times and honestly I used to get tired so I chased him and I stopped and then when I sneezed because there’s a lot of dust in here uh

There was just a bit of a cave in and uh I’ve been kind of stuck here since I used to have about 12 chickens in here but uh they just all seem to come and go so uh I I’ve been down here for a while

I kept shouting but no one heard me I’ve been up there for for a little while I haven’t heard you heard you once I mean there’s a pretty thick rock yeah it is pretty thick rock what do you what do you remember the last time you were up

There what was up there what I mean I was the let me tell you I was the man in town I was the sheriff and I used to just come around and be like good morning how you doing I tip Wednesday and they’d say is it midweek and I go

Every day is midweek especially in this town and they would absolutely love it they would chat by name I catch the criminals now throw Behind Bars it was it was great that was so good with the last soul I gotta be honest if it’s on Alicia I ain’t holding it it would never

Work so wait so you were a good Sheriff a nice Sheriff a kind oh my gosh I was the best Sheriff everybody in town loved me when they saw me coming they they were so overwhelmed by my presence that they’d run inside and slam the door shut now how’s that for you yeah

You okay I see it’s happening right now you might have to go I’ll tell you what let me help you out let me make you a door so you can run inside and slam it just like everybody else did because you’re clearly this is all a bit too

Much for y’all get on in there so did you just a personal question Sheriff to sheriff uh did you uh have any problems with uh respect respect yeah well I mean in the beginning I’m sure I was a little bit wet behind the ears and uh I mean

That might have been drinking but uh I was in the saloon quite often but over time they they came to respect me they they didn’t step out of line the the town run just as it should I was the mayor’s best man at his wedding I tell

You wow jeez I I feel like I’m I’m struggling with that I I’m I’m losing it you know I’m losing losing my mind losing respect and I I I actually can’t get it back I I no one respects me around here have you got any uh you got

Any life advice you could give me I’m a I’m gonna make an exchange with you show me the way out of here here first just so I know that we can leave but uh all this talk of respect we’ll do it down here where it’s quiet but I need I need

To see a way out okay first otherwise I’m going to give you a whole lot of info I don’t know how teeny tiny these holes you’ve been jumping through are so I want to check you not just come through some little trap door to get in

Here all right well wow yeah there’s a lot of Headroom you’ve been down here 30 years and I think you’re gonna be a little bit annoyed at how Ricky was it Ricky the Swift Ricky the Swift yeah he had his friend Bim bomb um yeah they I think they Bamboozled you

A little bit because it’s not too much of a journey I’m not gonna lie oh my god oh I could see the clouds No oh my God they’re different clouds oh my God this is giant there’s no big people small people what’s happening come up come up

It’s all right it’s just it’s just he looks like he could pick me up my horse up no give me a second let’s just get through this night together all right just watch over me I’ll be a second where did you pull that bed from no

So welcome to Tumble town this is tumble wow people people like to call it trouble Town people some people not nice people like to call it toy town because it you know the clouds and the walls and uh anyway and how small I am but you

Don’t need to know that it’s it’s tumble town uh we have trains we have a train station we got a bank we’ve got I want to drink in the saloon man tumble Town what a name back in my day they used to call it the old MW it stood for

Midweek because of Wednesday of course and uh you know they were in the midwest as well ah geographically that’s where we are so uh yeah I like that so much right come down you gotta teach me respect that respect is uh something you earn so I think if

You just conduct yourself like I have then you’re not going to have any problems I’ve lived down here for many years I still don’t know what the bathroom is uh give me a moment all right how can you make a few signs real quick I think we need to try and spell

This out for you that’s the best way to break down respect okay to take all the different pieces and put them together okay uh you know what I’m just gonna pop it here right there stand right here for me stand right there I’m gonna put this sign right in front of your face

For Raise Your Voice wow speak nice and Loud they’re gonna pay attention to you all right he whispered saying no come back you gotta you gotta shout and a holler and they’ll know that that you’re coming that might be a giveaway sometimes but usually it makes them scared and they

Tell what they’re doing okay so so speak with your chest speak with your chest I mean say it with your chest okay stay with your arms throw them in the air like what are those one of those crazy Wheat Field things say it with your chest

Chest there we go okay all right oh okay what’s next e of course e okay uh e is for uh oh my goodness I’ve written in cursive I I don’t know if you’re even gonna be able to read this e is for everyone is a criminal just It’s Your Capacity some people are

Real bad some people are not so bad and some people just do something that’s a little bit naughty that they shouldn’t but the rule of respect is that you gotta make them think that you know what they’ve done wrong even if it’s tiny because then they won’t step out of line

Okay all right I like that everyone that is a criminal e r e okay brackets to it extends not everyone not everyone’s real bad but okay you can give somebody a slap on the wrist okay all right cool and that’s why we have jails and that’s

Why they exist all right I get it okay all right this one you have to hold on Wednesday for this one you gotta settle up oh sad luck oh I know I know how to settle up any good Sheriff knows the quickest way to get around this part is

Just to jump on a horse and go all right I just got absolutely trailblazed and just you know just whistle on the land okay okay we got we got a couple of horses so all right I’ll remember I’d do that all right okay yeah the horses are

Pretty good yeah you still have horses right yeah yeah we have horses yeah yeah yeah I’m just checking they’ve not grown like a fifth leg or like three times bigger in the time that I’ve been down here no four legs pretty sturdy uh let

Me have a look PP all right okay so amp should be pretty obvious by this point P stands for pretty little thing you’re doing all this sheriff and all of this chasing around town but you need something to do with four whether that’s your lover whether that’s for your gun

Whether that’s for your hat and for me Wednesday was my pretty little thing that was something that I had to carry around with me and say looking here everyone you need a staple you need something big a Memento so people know that you’re being business I I don’t

Know what my pretty little thing is you’re a tiny man a lot of your things could be pretty little things they’re your shoes yeah your pants any of them all right let’s move on let’s move on all right next one is e again uh now I’ll be honest with you I nearly forgot

What it was because you know it’s been a Deja Vu but I’ve not seen what he’s in a long time but the sun is very important for our job while he stands for early rise because if they’ve been up all night committing crimes they’re gonna be tired you’re gonna catch them they’re

Slow if they’ve only just woken up they’re all like oh what hour is it I got sleep in my eyes oh why does my breath stink and that’s your chance to get them so they’re either up real late or they haven’t even tuned in for the

Day yet and that is your chance to catch them all right all right perfect timing all right perfect timing we were talking about uh you know having pretty little things but sometimes they gonna cost so C stands for coin you shouldn’t be being a sheriff I know it’s an honorable Duty

I know it’s for the good of the people yeah but you gotta make bread you gotta have some money you gotta be able to go drink at the saloon get that coin I’m struggling with it I’m struggling with it so I you know I won’t take that one

Advice you ain’t getting paid you can just swipe a couple off the top of the chest you’ll take a few diamonds sometimes if you need to okay you know what I’m saying about like you know just being uh everyone’s a little bit of a criminal so is the sheriff

Just sometimes all right and then of course the most important thing uh that you gotta remember with all of this is for tea the game’s the game the game’s the game sometimes if you’re chasing them like Ricky the Swift you get tired you don’t keep going you’ll be

Too exhausted then what if someone slower comes along that you need to stop you can’t guess out so the games the games the games gotta know when to quit ahead and just you know get on with your day all right this is this Dylan what you’ve just given me a lesson A Life

Lesson Raise Your Voice everyone is a criminal Sadler pretty little thing early rise coin and the game The Game’s the game dude I’m gonna take all of this all of this information this is I don’t know what this means more than you know this means more than you know I think

Everyone’s gonna if I take these all on board I think everyone’s gonna respect me did I catch a name by the way uh you did not because I did not share it do you want to share it or would you mind nope I do not okay all right all

Right let’s hit episode I want Wiki let’s hit up the saloon oh okay no sit up the saloon you can uh let’s go I’ll take you up in there I tell you what the sky is blueer than I remember it used to be a bit more purple but uh it’s really

Popping true true right we’re coming up to Saloon here it is here it is is this contraption that’s a train what do you mean what do you mean train it it it goes along that little track there uh it’s still it’s still in the works at the moment

What do you have to feed it oh nothing you don’t have to feed anything and just you give it hay or or what well we put some coal in it and then it just uh do you know cold you know cold of course you know cold I know

I’ve been eating coal for the last like three months I don’t think you’ve got a long left live then um let’s let’s go over here Saloon look oh yeah oh no that’s what I’m talking about this is it this is it come in come

In get in here in there man get in here oh my word this place hasn’t changed a bit I know I know uh we need I don’t think we’ve got any drinks I’m not gonna lie what the whole town seems completely deserted what did you do respect you

Know what I’ve been struggling with oh I see everybody went to a different town because you don’t know how to run your ship yeah it’s uh it’s it’s pretty rough over here but if I take all your lessons then you know what it’s it’s gonna be

Good it’s gonna be great I think the people will be coming back here in no time especially to see that big old horse out there no the track is it the train it’s that’s a horse I if I know a horse when I see a horse

Um so you can you can just stick around like uh you can you can do you can just live in Tumble town if you’d like you can you know we can we can be partners together we can be good yeah well I don’t know about Partners it’s more of a

Uh Protege and uh finely tuned and trained expert over many years I think that’s how I like to phrase it well you you just uh chill around you know uh look around go through the chest game’s the game take a little bit off the top it’s up to you I

I’m gonna go over to my friends well friends and uh take all your lessons and see if they respect me go on give me give me a give me a little pep talk before I go just a small one all right now you listen to me right here you tell them

That if they don’t want to hang in The Slammer they gotta start stepping in line and if they don’t step in line you got a big horse that’s got to trample on top of them like they’re just yesterday’s wheat okay okay okay tip Wednesday and you say good morning ma’am

Good morning sir good morning day good morning them you say good morning to everything you hear me yeah all right I’m gonna tip Wednesday and they’ll Buckle I’m telling you all right all right I put down the bed I think you’ve got the bed put it down put it down I’m

Gonna early rise and I’m gonna head out oh of course yeah yeah hold on hold up early race and then I’m gonna get the horse I’m gonna head out otherwise the pillow is at the other end you’re lying with your head down the bottom no no sleeping’s changed since

You’ve been down there oh really yeah yeah man the future is kind of weird bye Sheriff see you later Now where’s that whiskey let’s go and see if my friends respect me I’ve just had the life lessons from an OG let’s go over to my friends Tell them I’ve

Learned I’ve learned the ways and see if I can gain some respect today feeling good I’m feeling good about this let’s get on Bullseye and let’s head out okay the old Sheriff said saddle up early rise and uh I’ll try I’ll try get some respect I’ve told some of my friends to

Meet me on the bridge I’m gonna tell them all about this uh experience that I’ve just had hopefully they they show me that they respect me you know because that’s all I’ve that’s all I’m craving just need a little bit of respect around here oh there they are they’re down there

Bullseye we got this oh my gosh look at them oh they all got glasses on oh my gosh look how cool they all look oh my gosh return the horse wow the horse could talk oh my gosh Hold up hold up hold up um so basically I have some news big news huge news thickness yeah okay big news from a little guy he’s sure that shortness no so basically I found the old Sheriff of tumble Town well it wasn’t tumble down for him but uh I found the old Sheriff

Of the Mesa I found him wow yeah where was he well he was old um yeah he was old he was he was down in the mines he said he’d been down there for 30 years just years just down here pretty big to survive in the mines for 30 years wow

No no he wasn’t cool he was really lame actually I’m the cool one oh yeah yeah yeah you bring him over I want to what do you say I want to see who’s cooler well he said some stuff he’s he’s in the saloon actually he has a little bit of a problem

Um but also um yeah it’s kind of sad actually I left him there shouldn’t have done that really but um anyway I I learned about what are my horoscope oh he’s right here it’s okay it’s okay if I fall off the edge make sure you bring it thank you thank you keep him

Save him oh my gosh I found the sheriff found him down there he had some good life lessons for me because I know you guys like me we’re all Pals right we’re all Pals but oh yeah yeah we like you yeah yeah you’re beautiful yeah he he

Had some life lessons of respect because everyone everyone loved him everyone did love him they respected him so he gave me those life lessons you know I’ve taken them on board I’m a better man for it I’m a better sheriff for it and I was just hoping that you know you guys would

Talk to my face at up here yeah talk to my face and then uh you would you know show me some respect today because I haven’t had it for a little while now so r e s p e c t what that’s a beautiful song so the

Ultimate question is you’re just so tiny you know no don’t stop focusing on my tiny things do you guys respect me why is he laughing why is he laughing he’s just like that you know I’m sorry I like the giggle my giggler he just has to like hang over the edge

Because it yeah so you do so you do you you don’t or what what is this why don’t you get on eye level with us you step on up there and then we’ll talk about it we can’t really see you from here no wait wait wait that was no right I don’t need

To jump on that you just look at me just look at me your horse is running away again wait why’d you use your house respect you well weird that’s it that is it it’s game time