I Google Translated Minecraft Mobs 300 Times

Today we’re gonna translate Minecraft Mobs into 300 languages and then I will create whatever cursed thing comes out we’re already on the third part of this and there’s been some crazy stuff so we’re going deeper into the rabbit hole let’s start with something interesting and very specific so I think slime could

Get some interesting results rice okay I know what to do this is actually perfect I’m just gonna take this uh boy right here I’m gonna kind of do like a sort of a triangle shape here I’m turning him into a nonigiri I wanna try to make him as cute as possible let

Me put some reflection in the eyes here we’re gonna make him very Kawaii yeah that’s this is great he’s so cute oh my God hey buddy oh my God he is so cute I will die for my boy rice ball he is facing hey you want a hug

Hey that’s a pretty heavy-handed hug okay he’s too cute I I cannot bring myself to hurt him doesn’t he like separate into smaller pieces hold on oh hey there oh my God it’s little it’s little baby rice balls can I can you become smaller no okay yeah no they just they just die

If this is the start I mean we’re on a good track here I can’t wait to see the next ones uh we’re gonna go for the snow golem and uh no no no no no no what I cannot use this one unfortunately um let’s try again okay two children

Um I believe I have an idea for this so let me try something out I’m gonna just kind of remove all of this stuff from here we’re gonna just remove the head we’re gonna make two kids in a trench coat okay I’m gonna give him a hat

Actually I’m gonna give him a massage as well this is how they’re gonna sneak into the movie theater the bottom one looks so happy this is this is great all right this is looking pretty good he even has these two sticks that are you know the hands of the big man here I’m

Gonna put some like uh white gloves at the end let’s see okay I think this looks pretty good I’m gonna give it some texture in in Photoshop and then I’m gonna see how it looks like in game hey there yeah you want uh you want a ticket for this adult rated movie huh

This is that what you’re what you’re looking for here oh my God he looks great look at the way you can see his body through it oh the mustache is just amazing for some reason this uh this kid has just Pockets full of snow that he’s leaving

Everywhere I think this is some pretty great work already like look at him oh gee okay oh my God I just killed Okay no Okay let me see what the next translation is alright next one I’m gonna go for axolotl are you kidding me this is perfect I

Mean we all know what’s what’s happening here right I ca I cannot believe I got that translation out of this starting to look like uh Rufus from Kim Possible it’s already going amazing I mean yeah I’m already putting on the hat for him we’re gonna just do a bit of uh basic

Coloring here and I’ll give him a nice little tail here I’m gonna just put the eyes like this oh my God I hope this works okay okay it actually works um I’m really glad it works and you know why I’m so glad uh because while making the model I very quickly discovered that

You cannot change the Axolotl model in any way in Minecraft with a resource pack so you may ask yourself how did I do it then I just said fine I’ll do it myself I coded an entire separate creature and made all the Mechanics for it so if you go check he actually has

His whole uh custom egg and everything he is so perfect so I went ahead and added some more features to him so if I get a water bucket here uh and I use it on him we get a bucket of berry look at him he has a custom texture and

Everything and then you can just release him around why is he why is he so chill I guess the AI just learned from me and just uh cannot be bothered to do anything I still gotta code the part where he like catches fish and everything and uh where

He kicks uh doctor doofen she misses uh Buck now he looks pretty damn fantastic not gonna lie he looks uh he looks very Dapper with that hat it’s become a habit of mine to just paint the eyes as if they’re looking two different directions he just looks so dumb alright Perry you

Stay right there who are gonna go ahead and move on to the next one alright but let’s see what we can get out of bat oh sign up for Facebook to connect with you who is what who is this who is this man what’s going on hey let’s try another

One oh oh that’s nice thank you translator 10. I appreciate that okay that’s actually try to get something usable yeah USA I’m just gonna make a gun okay so uh I’m just gonna completely remove the head I’m just gonna put two Shifty eyes up here so I think it’s going okay

I said this is looking pretty nice I’m just gonna make a flying gun so I’m just gonna okay These Wings actually look pretty good on him these videos are actually sort of making me better at pixel art this is a nice gun and yeah uh speaking of guns how about you tap that

Subscribe button real quick would be great if you did we are very close to getting to 7 billion subscribers and conquering the planet so you may as well just do it at this point I’m not really leaving you any other choice here I think this is the dumbest one yet today

100 there I can’t even take a look at him he’s so fast I think I’m just gonna spoon one without AI so we can actually take a pretty decent look at him oh my God look at that look at the shift the little eyes I love how just two pixels

Can make him seem like so incredibly suspicious I did a very good job on the wings actually I’m very proud of this one I think this is a very good rendition of the translation USA I mean there’s not much to see here it’s just a flying gun let’s just move on remember

Kids say no to violence I’m gonna go for Wither Skeleton I think we can get something pretty good out of this I have the power oh do I know what to do for this one okay so uh first of all I’m gonna I’m gonna just make him a bit more

Beefy he looks scary like this all right we’re gonna go ahead and give him some uh some hair a little a little loin cloth here cover up his private parts we are of course making the character that uh most famously pronounces the the phrase I have the power uh we are making

He-Man those are some shoulders all right we’re gonna we’re gonna make him uh his armor I mean if you can cool this armor okay oh this is perfect with your skeleton also whole swords so this is just perfect these are just getting better and better honestly [Laughter] so incredibly imposing Jesus he is so tall okay it’s like eight feet tall what is this I I have I haven’t created a giant oh oh God okay okay I bet too much Jesus he Withers as well I could I forgot he was a wither skeleton he

Looked too much like He-Man I was looking for an autograph and so I got beat up okay no oh my God he does so much damage the withers actually do this much damage Norma you know I think it’s just his bulging muscles that do all the work

Here honestly uh we’re gonna go for a good boy here we’re gonna do wolf just immediately you give me this sure we can we can try our best here okay here we have our our good boy model I’m just gonna kinda put a very stingy on his

Head here I don’t know I don’t know what are these called actually all right we’re gonna we’re gonna put a mask on him he’s a responsible nurse I’m just gonna give him like surgical gloves I guess here I’m gonna put one on his tail and this looks this looks very dumb okay

I want to give him like a uh like a surgical instrument I know this doesn’t look much like a knife here so I just made our wrench uh he has a he has a wrench he needs one last change Okay now he’s perfect hey buddy okay I I love the eyes I absolutely love the eyes you want some of this here have some you are very hard to please Jesus here okay we made it you wanna you wanna follow me he looks so happy to be a nurse you

Wanna you wanna help out you want to cut off some people buddy huh I’ll give you I’ll give you an associate so last time we actually made zombies into dermatologists so we’re just gonna oh oh oh my God they’re fighting you did an amazing job the nurse kills

The dermatologist huh this is how the student defeats the master I cannot wrap my mind around this I I don’t know if this is the dumbest one or the I just buddy I need you to stay right here okay he looks pretty happy that he managed to

Get a job finally we’re gonna go for Phantom let’s see here hag all right I mean there already are witches in Minecraft but I do have a decent idea for this just completely scratch whatever this is all right I’m gonna turn this into a broom and I’m gonna

Just move the wings over here okay so I want to like make a flying witch right so we we have the broom now we just need the witch can I just take the which model from here I’m just gonna copy paste this oh oh my God it’s looking

Pretty nice let me make some adjustments look at that she is sitting on the Broom this is looking pretty good okay this is by far the most complicated one I’ve made so far like model wise apart from the Axolotl of course okay let’s check

This one out uh let me go ahead and uh oh my god oh no oh it’s immediately burning how did I forget about this it’s looking so good though oh this looks genuinely so cool like this is how witches should have been in the base

Game are you kidding me oh oh my God yo look at this dive she is performing some some some crazy air stance yo yo yo grandma is really angry the particles as well are so perfect how is she so acrobatic she’s literally like 300 years old Jesus okay okay I did I genuinely

Did not expect this one to be so good let me see what we can get from a Cod Avocado avocados are just literally like black rocks they don’t really look like much I think I’m just gonna like maybe split it okay this is looking pretty good it’s surprisingly complicated to make this work there is so many polygons in this thing I’ve resorted to making it

Like fully cut in half it was just way too many blocks he is so beautiful an avocado in his natural habitat here here here you go here you go go in the water buddy it’s a whole family of avocados this is very much akin to the gun one

Both in its Simplicity and and how extremely dumb this is I mean if you didn’t know this was an avocado could you tell I think you could I think it’s a pretty well done avocado honestly all right boys it’s time to hunt for some guacamole come here come here let’s go

For the spider let’s see what we can get out of this oh macaroni I mean I have to do this I don’t know if many of you guys know but I’m Italian so turning a spider into macaroni should be the most natural thing for me honestly I think I’m just

Gonna remove literally everything let’s start shaping up a bowl here okay so I wanna just uh make this whole thing kind of yellow I think I’m gonna impale the macaroni with a fork and we’re gonna use that as his face yeah yeah all right what if I place the eyes over here I

Think this looks pretty nice he’s looking good he’s looking he’s looking like a nice plate of macaroni I just need to add some texture into the inside of the plate and then we should be okay holy crap this is the most Italian thing I’ve done on the channel actually oh my

God this completely changes the spider this is incredible this is amazing it actually kinda looks like a plate of macaroni and this actually kind of looks like a fork I couldn’t have asked better than this honestly believe me it’s extremely hard to represent a whole plate of macaroni inside of Minecraft is

That a Big Smoke on a spider that’s Big Smoke from the previous episode Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas on a spider I cannot believe what my eyes are seeing Big Smoke died oh no oh no the macaron is turned aggressive he definitely don’t

Like the death of Big Smoke oh no oh no oh no killed in an epic fight by macaroni what better fate could an Italian dream of