I Got Married in Minecraft! Magic of Kuma EP1 (Roleplay)

What that’s impossible no someone falling in love with you is impossible how is there someone more powerful than me because they can use the magic of kumar you are lying to me there was no one left who could use the magic of kumar after the great purge believe it or not

I speak the truth who is this person where are they why are they important a child born from the village of hikari they will stop you from conquering new lands and end the expansion of your empire no your armies will be defeated your plan will fail and your kingdom will fall

No no silence how do you know this i can see into the future i am after all your most trusted advisor have i ever lied to you before fine i can’t allow some random village kid to get in the way of my world domination the future is never set in stone there

Is still time for you to change the fate of your empire and remove this kid from it i will do anything to protect my throne i want this child dead but how do we find them and how do we make sure no one ever finds out the magic of kumar still exists i

Have a plan I am not the victim of this love affair you can make me go away [Applause] Just do it again I can’t believe we’re all gonna be adults by the end of this year all of us accept adia she’s too busy playing with toy soldiers to be an adult toy soldiers they are not toy soldiers they are strategic combat practice dummies you sure you aren’t the dummy

We’ll see who the dummy is once i’m 18 and become the youngest female commanding officer in the army boy i can’t believe you’re actually looking forward to being an adult i’m terrified stop being a drama queen jordan you’ve still got a month until your birthday hi everyone what are you all talking

About nothing much auntie bev just guessing what will happen to us next year when we all turn 18. i know exactly what’s going to happen wait what you do yep you’re going to get married ava your auntie is really lost at this time auntie bev i’m a lone wolf a single

Pringle a party of one in love with myself solo and sassy the one all the girls want i can’t handle plus i don’t even like like anyone right now so really [Applause] [Laughter] and what about you two you’d be such a cute couple i already have a ship name shaver oh what’s taking so long my tommy’s doing the crumble grumble oops i’d better get back to work oh i’m so sorry about my auntie guys that was so embarrassing attention attention everyone The mighty chief rai wishes to make a very important announcement he has asked the whole village to be present please make your way to the town square immediately what’s the big deal i don’t know but we should probably get moving oh but i haven’t even started on the dumplings yet

Too quit whining let’s go Hey do you know what the fuss is about not a clue my lovely people of hikari today i bring you great news today marks a new partnership with the neighboring city of edo now i know many of you don’t like either no they’ll just take us over why would

We want to have anything to do with them silas edo is the biggest growing empire the world has ever seen this partnership will protect us from invasion and open up new trade opportunities so it brings me great excitement and joy to announce that my son jordan will be

Marrying ella the daughter of cairo chief of edo what jordan are you all right hello jordan are you in there jordan talk to us are you hurt So Son i have felt a disturbance the magic of kuma is calling out to me jordan marrying ella is a path to disaster and ruin oh please grandmother maya the magic of kuma is a myth keep your crazy old beliefs and superstitions to yourself jordan marrying ella is the best thing

To ever happen to the village of hikari i’m sure jordan doesn’t agree is he pretty yep as a matter of fact she’s quite a catch oh well and she’s already way too good for jordan what was that all about look who it is my newly engaged son you

Had no right no right at all to arrange a my marriage didn’t even tell me before announcing it to the whole village hey now you listen here boy there is no way to talk to your father let alone the chief of this village show some respect

I had every right i am the chief and i’m your father you will marry the daughter of cairo the chief of vito and you will be happy about it i will never be silence it’s been decided i’m sorry you had to find out this way jordan i understand you may be mad may

Be mad but it really isn’t that bad i’ve heard lots of good things about ella apparently she is very sweet caring and not a bad looker if you know what i mean you’ve heard lots of things you haven’t even met her and neither have i i know

It must seem horrible but you must understand you are the son of the chief it is very common for those in your position to marry other chief’s daughters to keep the peace you must honor your ancestors traditions my ancestors are also dead oh well he doesn’t seem very happy How come the stars come to shine when it’s dark from so far away show us where we are what makes the sun go to sleep every night and what’s it dreaming of i wonder How come the sky is sometimes hides behind the clouds maybe it’s just like me a little bit scared of heights why does the rain always keep on pouring down when it’s gray outside It really makes me wonder Yeah it makes me wonder It really makes me wonder What wonder How come the trees get untrusted when it’s cold and don’t they miss the leash they left behind could it be to make the ground shine like cold until winter comes It really makes me wonder Yeah it makes me wonder It really makes me wonder How can the stars come to shine when it’s dark from so far away show us where we are it really makes me wonder yeah it makes me wonder I just wonder it really makes me wonder Yeah i wonder [Applause] yeah it makes me wonder You will only get one shot at this don’t stuff it up [Applause]