Hello there pull up a stool and let me tell you A Tale one of Bravery one of betrayal and one of sacrifice this here is the pirate Isles the four pirate factions gather the island together kite who thirst for battle kestrels who seek wealth herons who yearn for Discovery and Nightingales who Seek Adventure you’re just in time for recruitment day pirates from across the seas have sailed their way here to be sorted into these four factions unfortunately this here crowd of Misfits is not the center of our story for a far darker future lies ahead of them one That has begun to Fester under their very feet foreign dog you could have given me a bad line then oh God what was that all about don’t go quiet on me now where even am I that is a a very big statue what the hell am I looking at Hold on a second let me don’t ever have anything I’ve got fish did you just sneak into my pocket just now I don’t even really know how you slipped into my boobs that’s just weird I don’t know what in the world is happening right then initial assessment Seems to be a very waterborne location Doc and not no no not you not you I don’t even know if you’re there listening we’ve got a doc and we got this thing right here oh hello who’s that hello hello hi there hello there permission to climb on top Yeah use the ladder you got it oh hold on hold up oh there we are oh geez that’s cold that does look cold down there ah nice to meet you swim all the way here from wherever you came from yeah yeah yeah I just yeah straight over from uh Over Yonder over here oh now would you like to buy a banana but you know what I am famished oh wonderful what do you have to trade for a banana I mean I’ve got two fish oh sold sold sold sold for one go no you said too Yeah you also said you were trading a banana not a banana peel half the product that’s half the price there was no clarification that there was anything different other than a banana with a peel or a banana is all the same goodbye brilliant I’ve been here for 30 seconds and I’ve Already been swindled was he wearing a pirate hat by the way is this some kind of some kind of like sea shanty game Doc like what was the deal here the portal looked weird which was a little bit sort of uh of an Insight but I’m not 100 sure what’s inside of here Oh oh hello how are you doing oh you sell things oh my word that’s a very expensive resource to be using for something as novel as Fishing Tackle Box bobber fishing line worm all right okay well I guess I’ll leave you to it see you later hook this is Really well built up no idea what kind of game this is are there any there any slimes or anything like that oh hello oh hi nice to meet you nice to meet you too thank you there’s a fella running around the island and he’s scamming people if somebody comes up to You and says do you want a banana it’s a banana peel and make him make that distinction okay no teeds um okay is it a black person yeah over there with Cleo hello there hello oh my God I believe you have so many there oh Martin hello Martin how’s your banana treating you Yeah it’s treating me great it’s fantastic as a a dishwashing glove I guess well very nice do you like my hats I do like your hats there’s just so many they’re amazing they keep going up but that’s not sad do you have two tinier people stacked up on top of you I’ve seen people do that trench coat and they they try and sneak in dope um I’m very sensitive about trench coats Martin don’t even bring them up oh really oh my bad I mean would you be in interested in joining the herons the best faction was it way way hot on this factions Yeah there’s the first it is the factioning as we’ve been calling it you’re the fat you’re on the faction Isles that’s where you are oh yeah yeah yeah there’s the herons the cake the kestrels and The Nightingales oh hello right oh hello so what what’s your guy’s Deal who because you mentioned it’s like other ones what are you guys yeah so there’s Heron’s Kate snakes and um we’re the herons and we like to explore and discover things and like make a name for ourselves like all great discoveries that they were probably found by a heron It’s quite interesting caveat with that probably by the sounds of it probably maybe well I mean I don’t know every hero yes sorry is it you’re just taking anybody no no tickets you just go and you get asking questions and they they think yeah I was born again Hey hey there buddy what’s up with that I’m gonna make a name for myself it’s fine okay okay are you talking oh that’s huge whoa hold on what is that that’s the big service movement you were talking about oh my God yeah this is my Reaper um Like if anyone wants to join the herons I’ve got some well I get it back because it’s a family heirloom okay okay how about this how about you hold Bob and then I’ll get to give it a swing it’s Bob okay buckets look at that camaraderie yeah Today yeah I don’t trust him was that trust you you hit someone of the sword yeah she was in front of him oh yeah you’re not allowed to fight people in the fact was it friendly oh that’s good tonight but if you’re out in the open Seas watch out for the cakes Fair game okay yeah so you guys like to find things and slap your name on it a bit of graffiti is that what I’m hearing sorry bring it back to other people mug delicious I’m so sorry but oh oh I think it’s empty yeah so you’re a stupid kite you’re a Stupid guy that’s all right you’re old I’ll fight every one of you every single one do you have medicine this isn’t going down so well you’ll be fine thank you is the island spinning or is it just me in colorful now that’s just you oh okay no not yourself he’s a Lightweight that’s a good thing yeah yeah maybe maybe not here I’m gonna go I mean I feel sick yeah oh geez right I was faking it they just seem really boring I’m not gonna go without faction I don’t think I want to go with like some Cutthroat folk but I also Don’t want to just be looking for things and sticking my name on it hold on there’s not a volcano on this island is there is there a big hole at the top of that the herrings can go discover that if they want throw themselves into the Closest magma pit I guess I’ll be honest though I am going to have to start begging food which I’d rather not do so maybe if they can take pity on me one of these factions and give me a bit of bread I think that’ll probably seal the Deal honestly or money they give me money I can eat something I’ll be happy as Larry oh a pig a wild hog just for me oh God then come on then wait get back here there you go anybody want to pull me into a faction except for parents I went To that too loud in case they’re my only choice oh the herons are talking real smack about you yeah I they do that um they are wimps so oh okay birds as well so they can they can talk as much smack they’re just scared so the herons Were saying to me that you guys are just violent like is there more going on than that or are they pretty spot on we like adventuring and getting Loot and excellent stuff oh okay the last bit okay I gotta shank okay oh this is this is very pointy I’m going sorry bye sorry To have Disturbed you that’s too pointy a little ship there oh oh well hello there whoa what’s that it’s apparently a ship in a bottle I don’t know what I do with it but a nice man in that that house over there okay cool oh hello hello there hi who are you Like I’m crazy oh nice to meet you I’m Martin nice to meet you it’s nice to meet you too so which faction are you from then because I’ve met so are you in are you in kites or herons right I know nothing about you guys those two are trash talking one another Are you in that huddle as well I think there’s only one more that I I I’ve spoken to a few of you guys it seems like everybody’s just out in the town today you know where the kestrels would be that’s the last one I’ve heard of the house don’t contain a lot of Brains are you rich the food is that a nickname or is it what did his parents call him sausage oh oh who’s this guy oh exactly wait which one sausage and which one’s Kyle right here sausage right here sausage is that your legal name or is that a nickname yes oh wow okay So I’ve heard but only my enemies call me I’ve heard word on the street that you guys are kestrels oh yes who do you hear this from uh I heard it from Gracie over there she’s actually really nice the people that I’ve met from the other Fashion so far not so nice oh no they’re horrible sorry excuse me I’m I’m really hungry I’d have you got any food or gold yeah you want some of my meat oh my God yes please hit me with the pitch what what are the Castles who do you do what do you do all of it are you like money there’s so many things oh yeah you like it yeah I like Melanie treasure as well do you collect crystals just by chance oh okay so of course yeah we got all kinds of bristles One of us uh gucky they love crystals oh yup and what is gucky a Castro law yeah they certainly are one of our best oh wait do you need money to join you guys is that the deal well you must be rich not necessarily do you have that nose for money that oh Yeah I got this weird thing about like certain Metals I get I get a little whiff I’m like I’m like a dog oh we need someone like that you do need that you know we’re always looking for a little bit more okay Precious who have you got beef with because I’ve met the Herons and the Kai’s and they hate each other like are you on the kite’s bad side or no actually no nobody surprised to run through us if you could say ah okay we pay them to do our bidding to be honest I got this little dirty old kite Over there too dirty old guy okay it seems like you guys run this joint I this is giving me confidence yeah with the leaders yeah I need to meet this gucky I’m basically looking for for One Piece One One Piece of treasure that I Need to find and I’ll know it when I see it but that’s all I’ve got to go on is that I’ll know it when I see it and it’s really annoying well you got that you got the nose for it I’m sure you’ll find it eventually I’m sure It might have a different Aroma oh hello oh yeah nice hats thank you thank you made it myself oh lovely it looks like you made it yourself it does look like I’m saying that I thought it was pretty good and what group are you in hi hi oh herons oh Yeah sure hit me with it I’m sorry I’m sorry music I’m actually feeling really sick again I’m sorry I’ve got to go oh oh dear they are very range yeah dude I’m not joining the herons I don’t like herons at all at least I’ve scratched one off the list I know for a fact that I don’t want to Join the herons aside from the herons yeah I don’t know those guys that have loads of money and they’ve got someone who’s like a a crystal expert that sounds like exactly what I need that’s my thought process currently oh geez they are literally the worst aren’t they oh my God Go this way uh yeah I’m not I’m not I think I’m done with that yeah don’t get me wrong I think I’ve already decided which one is uh lowest on the board for me uh I’m gonna level with you yeah that’s fair have you met them all yet What are you thinking about first I don’t know I wasn’t even planning on getting involved but you pound it you get a free ship on sign on and I do need one of those oh that would be great yeah um also that one of them just tried to Mug me so oh that sounds like a kite was it a kite no it was a question it was a Kestrel really oh you there oh a skillet boy a big strong man look at me oh yes what a strong moving arm you’ve got how Are you you’ve seen new Round Here I Am yeah I’ve met your Associates a minute ago I’m assuming you’re with them with the blue coats yeah boys this is our man right now you’ll stress him out yeah how much money you have now that monocle makes you look very distinguished And you look like you’ve got a lot of potential in those muscles of yours my name is Martin Marty will do yeah I’ll take that I’m Oliver yeah I’m an I’m a Kestrel Just Like These Fine gentlemen currently the kettles are in need of muscle and You seem like a man with a lot of that yeah look at this I got I got these guns and I got these guns look at these look at these Flint knots oh I’m sorry I’m sorry I’ve not got any gunpowder it’s fine it’s fine oh that’s Very good well it is your factory today I wish you many good luck and hope you make a good decision the kestrels would welcome you with open arms of course I’m really close to deciding who I’m gonna who I’m gonna fashion up with as long as I’m getting the choice One of these bad boys oh yes of course I can’t really use that for boards and they’re not gonna let me stay in the Inn here if I what what tickles your fancy as a man a little I tell you what let me tell you let me let me check No no can’t spend it on you thank you no no can’t smell it on you oh whoa you smell it you smell a gold [Applause] do I have the gold now uh I don’t know how to give you it Marty give let’s do a handshake do a handshake yeah It don’t even hang in here come on now oh I did the wrong one I think I’ll tell you what I’m gonna have to give you a late tax it was 100 it’s now 120. 120 gold a pleasure to miss this review 120 gold late fee late fees In today oh great that’s perfect they’re they’re helping make decisions they know everything about you which is pretty cool that’s wild and you don’t think you’re getting out of SC over there hey it’s fine how’s it going how do I uh how do I sign up I will go upstairs and Speak with representatives and see if any of the factions are interested now a level with you yeah we haven’t had any zeros today oh okay let’s hope this is always time orange juice only one person’s ever had no offers and he ended up a recruitment oh And I’m sure he has a great figure and a wonderful personality yeah yeah it’s all about the personality and the gang gang gang there’s fangs cute okay okay wonderful news yeah go ahead you’re on the first I’ve never seen yeah you received from each one Wow good job what can I say I land on my feet the representatives almost came to blows oh wow okay well it’s very intense and they’re real and don’t go upstairs I’m not gonna I’m gonna go upstairs somebody’s stop I you should I should have had Security in this building yeah It should be security uh great well what do I do then I just get to choose you get to pick the herons the kestrels the kites or The Nightingales Barons and nerds don’t do it appearance Apparently one of your guys is supposed to be upstairs that says like yeah I’ll Take him yeah I’ll take it don’t worry about it okay I’ll sign you up you’re gonna tell them is he a fox I don’t know what he is okay well I’ll let him know that we’re getting busy don’t play that song If You’re gonna do that song go outside excuse me Recruitment officer I am ready to be snagged up it’s magical wood that’s me I’ve heard of you the recruitment officers have told Tales of you are you interested in joining a faction I am would you like to hear there’s there’s murmurings of kestrel but would you like To hear about the factions I’ve I’ve already spoken to all of them I really don’t like two of them so I don’t even know if it’s my choice I’m just putting out my thoughts I will go speak to those all four representatives and yeah thank goodness you didn’t tell me which ones You don’t yeah I will be I just um if the Herring speak to you just don’t reply to them okay oh okay totally unrelated what’s these two they I only just met them but they seem like trouble I’ll be honest what do you think about seems like you made a bad choice The officer oh sorry hello they’re back good news Martin all bad news depending on the company oh geez okay it better not be bad news you received three out of four wow okay the second highest I’ve seen today Owens juice whoa who incidentally got four it’s good now hold your tongue kestrels The herons no they said yes they said yes oh man that must have been before I uh met them neck and up the kites oh and now the final offer was from the castros oh that means The Nightingales eat you now recruitment officer you you’ve been in this game a While at one season from what I’ve heard the castrols are trying to bring me in with offers of gold and mostly because I’m the muscle but do you think my muscle would be better placed with the kites I must remain true to myself as the recruitment officer what I will say is Whilst yes Brawn and sheer fighting ability as I can see from your incredibly toned arms and upper chest thank you very much we’ll get you a long way in the kites however they’re full of Glory hunting Fighters perhaps your muscle could be better used with these money Grabbers Yes oh I’ll tell you what coins are coins are weighty exactly coins means prizes certainly okay I’ve made my decision everything you want I I’m going to join the foreign Video Information
This video, titled ‘I GOT SCAMMED ON MY FIRST DAY… – Minecraft Pirates SMP’, was uploaded by InTheLittleWood aka Martyn on 2023-08-05 15:00:23. It has garnered 29417 views and 3041 likes. The duration of the video is 00:23:21 or 1401 seconds.
Martyn finds himself just off the shore from the Faction Island and begins his search for One Piece….. of treasure. YOHOHO!!!
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