I Have SO MANY Enemies in Afterlife Minecraft SMP Ep. 2

This is one of my children oh i’m gonna take real good care of this one okay make sure wait lauren where did this egg come out of good night oh chicken girl oh no no no no no no no you’re gonna kill me [Laughter] [Applause] Welcome back to episode 2 of afterlife and you know i thought this was a cool background but now it looks like i’m cooking myself alive i thought it’d be cool and edgy and dark people would fear me but now i’m realizing it’s like a chicken’s worst nightmare i mean avian

An avian’s worst nightmare speaking of which i have some things to catch you up on before we start this episode so i already have some enemies and some people to fear because oh so angry with scot last episode i googled if chickens normally eat moths and to my delight

They do i mean usually the larva of moths but they eat insects they eat insects scott’s an insect he is my enemy i will destroy him but then i was like what eats chickens oh yeah everybody i heard lizzy’s raccoon so i search do raccoons attack or eat chickens and yes

They actually attack and kill chickens but don’t actually eat them so they’re just savages they just hate avians so i’m scared of lizzy also joel said this about my biome this is a uh very weird looking bio we need to find somewhere to settle and as unusual as this is

It’s a bit hideous isn’t it so let’s keep going and i don’t appreciate it uh this tree is casting shade and darkness over me i mean kind of perfect yes say this in the darkness ah the lighting is ruining the mood i’m just gonna stand over here there we go

Anyway joel is a blazeboard so abilities pertain to fire and as you know chickens get cooked a lot so i don’t like fire so so far joel is my enemy for making fun of my biome and for potentially being able to cook me scott is my enemy for

Making fun of my avian origin and lizzy i’m really scared of and i hope she doesn’t attack me which leads me to my first task of the episode i don’t want to show my house till later because it’s not ready yet but lizzy left this in my

House place trash here for a collection so i’m gonna try and bribe lizzy to not eat me even though her raccoon instincts will probably tell her to by giving her some really good trash i need a book and quill to leave in the trash can to

Explain to lizzy my offering and i got a squid for the ink sack and i have a book but i need a feather and i don’t want to murder my chicken children so i don’t know if this thing will drop one we will see no feather

I’m sorry i’m a vegetarian i swear yes thank god i thought i was gonna have to kill one of my chicken children it is now night time here’s my new garbage bin right outside to the right of my door and let’s check out my offering first you will see this book greetings raccoon

Lizzy i read on google that you a raccoon likes to eat chicken avians such as myself so i present to you this offering five of my avian children that i laid myself i really hope she takes care of them and doesn’t eat them i did not think this through all the rotten

Flesh i have as i know that’s your favorite and an emerald because that’s honestly the best thing i have right now i hope this offering pleases you please don’t eat me lauren avian chicken queen and here is my offering i actually had a lot of rotten flesh so she’ll be really

Happy hopefully and then my five children and an emerald hopefully this pleases the raccoon lady and it will spare me another day all right now i can catch you up to speed on what i’ve been doing since you last saw me while exploring for some iron i ran across

Mika in her cute candy land made friends with her she gave me some iron cause she’s the sweetest pun intended i found a sunken ship with a buried treasure map and uh that’s about it the rest of the time has been spent working on my house

So this is what i’m working with right now i found like two emeralds gave one to lizzy found some iron and i have a texture pack on so you can still see my avian skin but i do have a leather cap i found in the shipwreck iron leggings i

Made and leather boots i also found in the shipwreck i also got to make an iron sword and pickaxe so i’m thriving and before i continue i want to enlist your guys help if you see anybody in their episodes kill one of my avian chicken children you let

Me know because they will be an enemy to the avian race and me i’m the avid race also make sure to leave a like it makes the avian race stronger the next morning a storm came through and so did a stranger oh hey almighty chicken goddess

Who where where do you hail from oh i hail from the heavens oh my god you can fly oh yes look at this i hate beautiful wings no i hate you already go away wait you can’t fly oh that’s a shame no i can do something cooler oh show me show me

Don’t laugh at me okay i feel like you’re mocking me now no i’m not and showing off your ability to fly i can’t tell whether to befriend you or make you my enemy uh okay how about this how about this i i brought gifts here have some of my holy water

What does this do i have no idea will it make me fly it could if you drink it maybe i don’t know i haven’t really uh tested it um you could try okay let’s see okay i’m gonna test oh my gosh i might fly today it might happen yes

Oh my god you lied to me it’s just it’s the beta test of it i’ll let you know when i improve it okay well i think i’m going to declare you my enemy until you can help me fly okay here how about this have a have a have a spy glass

Ooh i’m a bird i like shiny things there you go now um don’t kill me i’m a very weak boy as well oh this is cool yeah you know what you can do with that now you can see me flying away how dare you get i’ll use this as a sniper scope

Take that chicken queen ah i can’t tell whether i like you or don’t like you i am but a flightless bird while others fly the skies someday someday that will be me someday and it’s raining it fits my mood i decided to make myself feel better about not being able to fly by

Concentrating on a power of mine that i am good at laying eggs and thus i’ve decided to create a giant egg on top of my nest house that i’m building but while working on my giant egg another stranger came to visit holy smokes this is a sight to see

Oh it’s a traveler hold on oui you’re sparkly oh yeah yeah you want to see my power yes i would ready voila what is it it i just it’s a it’s a helium oh wait the grass is purple yeah the grass that goes yeah but also watch

This watch watch wait i can’t do it hang on hang on i got this i got this wow did it make me jump yet no i think this is hard hang on i promise it’s gonna be cool okay wait can i do it i don’t know if i like this it makes me

Look stupid what’s your armor situation what’s going on uh it’s it’s rough it’s rough okay i’m gonna i’m gonna hook you up ah you can make yourself a little something pretty all right oh my gosh thank you hi mushroom queen lady welcome you’re welcome i just have you

Know here’s the thing lauren oh wait wait these come with attachments yeah you already took them so it’s almost like an unsigned thing that just happened here but we’ve been friends a long time all right i’m scared what do you want what do you want a little bit

Of you know an agreement okay an alliance of sorts if you will is it because you sense how powerful i am and want to make sure that i’m on your side because you know i was destroying you like jump over this a couple different times so i know but you also saw me

Float down that was pretty cool that’s a crazy superpower to have yeah that that is gonna be helpful i can also lay eggs really i don’t i don’t have any on me but i lay them i lay them trust me in the morning i lay an egg you know what i’m

Gonna i’m gonna believe you i’ll take your word for it here’s here’s the thing i just had a pretty it’s i wouldn’t call it an altercation no i would call it that um here’s this is gonna be hard for you to hear but shelby almost killed me oh

And and then she said that we’re enemies now and then also i was hanging out with jem and jim is working on an army she has like over 30 gollums i like i gave her an extra diamond to make sure that we’re cool actually let’s go inside and

Say yeah it’s gonna say we might die out here yeah yeah yeah this server is getting it’s getting a little tensions are rising okay you sure you should watch your back i i should but i will warn you that if you’re becoming into an alliance

With me i have lots of enemies as well right now oh my god it’s gonna be carried over to you sorry you think about this what have you done lauren what’s what’s happening wait okay hang on hang on hand you just want your enemies to be my enemies but not my

Enemies to be your enemies yeah yeah okay get it okay personal it’s just like you know that’s your thing so when i start doing things to other people i should leave your name off off of it yes okay okay i understand this seems like a very fair alliance

Okay cool and you got protection now so you’re good yes that is true you did give me protection make sure you make a chest plate with that uh with the the diamond i should probably do that right now well i’m glad that we had this conversation same

I think people in chat also they things are suspicious that you got diamonds just be careful you know like this never happens you know what i mean this this never happened i’m wait it’s still dark i’m gonna come back here that was a little bit that anti-climactic i’m just going to

Like just get this out you can snuggle up with my sheep because they’re cold sport guys this is great thank you thank you for accommodating me uh you’re welcome i’ll bring you an egg in the morning but you can’t eat it you have to take care of it

It’s a responsibility hold on oh my god wait here this is one of my children i laid them probably two days ago oh you take care of it there better not be a crack in that i’m gonna take real good care of this one okay make sure

Wait lauren yeah lauren where did this egg come out of don’t ask questions good night have a good night so after megan left i got back to building and i’m happy to say i created my nest look at it in all of its glory and i couldn’t figure out how to make an

Actual nest so i used yellow terracotta and then covered it in brown lattice because i had to collect lots of sticks to make the lattice and birds collect a lot of sticks to make a nest to me it made sense i made this nest just like any other bird by collecting sticks and

Other things and of course there’s the egg not just any egg the egg i think i might keep my chickens in there let me know in the comments i don’t know if i should keep my chickens in there or something else in there you guys let me

Know the inside is not completed so just ignore it and up here we have what will be my garden because you know birds take all different plants and sticks and things to build nests i thought it would be funny and look kind of cool to have

Stuff growing out of my nest as if i picked it for my egg child but it’s looking kind of not good at the moment but luckily i know someone on this server who can help out oh i’m sparkly oh you guys can’t see but it’s my diamond armor that megan helps me get

Sparkle again do it where is it why is it not spark there we go yes yes like i was saying i know somebody who can help me i must head back to spawn so on my way back to spawn it got dark and i got scared and annoyed because

Every time i’m on the server so is shovel aka shadow girl who doesn’t want to sleep because she thrives at night so in that frustration of not being able to sleep i um started a conversation shelby i’m very tempted to kill you just so you could get a new origin and foot

Made a good point kill shelby or never sleep again hmm then shelby said i need to be watching my back more than i thought then i asked whip if you wanted to be part of the kill shelby task force like half jokingly now there’s a task force then i

Said sweet i think megan is on board too from our conversation earlier and then i realized shelby could see everything and i said i mean don’t worry about it shelby you’re good and then i asked joey joey you want to join our kill shelby so

We can sleep task force he said oh i’m listening soon after i realized this conversation was a mistake because i took shelter from the night in lizzie’s house only for me to hear the two voices i wanted to hear least after that conversation oh chicken girl oh no

Oh are you stuck here because it’s night time yeah where will she i don’t know where to chicken girl chicken girl we like chicken girl no we don’t she’s a bad girl where is she [Laughter] Oh well this is uh this is awkward hello hello don’t hurt shadow girl i wasn’t protect her i wasn’t gonna do anything i swear you see this oh wait that’s that’s not one of mine that’s a that’s a pheasant egg he just broke it that’s fine

That’s what i do to your eggs oh okay if you bad girl you actually help me i don’t like the pheasants they’re my enemies so thank you well i don’t know if the intimidation tactic’s working i would push you off the ledge but i think you’d actually oh

Where’d she go i’m in the shadows no you could push me off i float oh [Applause] how do i make this right just shadow girl and me know like i i did i did but you know i’m just i’m cranky because i haven’t slept in like three days and

It’s all shadow girl’s fault because she doesn’t allow us to sleep no that’s right she can’t help it we’re gonna make a pact of people who like the night time it’s gonna be me shulk uh we’re gonna go to lizzy next yeah lizzy lizzy would be a good one i

Will say do you know that megan has it out for you oh yeah yeah we’re gonna go to her next oh that’s right she’s on here i never said anything it wasn’t me where are you she’s trying to steal my brand and i almost kill her and now she’s after we

Go find megan and we’d show her who’s so so we coo we cool now after you guys tried to kill me and i i tried to kill you girl and you guys tried to kill me we’re even now for now we didn’t try to kill you we just tried to intimidate you

You pushed me off a ledge i would have died if i didn’t float oh the sun it rises oh no i’m stuck here now it’s my chance to murder shelby i mean i’m not i mean i’m not i’m not gonna i’m not gonna hurt shelby she’s fine she’s safe go ahead hit me

I’m scared hit shulk i felt nothing now you know who you face i do i will not touch shelby okay shulk you don’t have to hurt me okay i promise yeah get out of here okay so after my near-death experience of almost being murdered i finally made it to spawn to

Meet the person that would help me with my garden area hello oh hello hello i’m sorry i was almost assassinated by shadow girl and the shulk on my way here oh so what do you need um so i just built a nest and a giant egg because i’m an

Avian oh you’re a chicken i’m an evil chicken but but to you because you’re not my enemy you’re one of the few not my enemies um i’m a cute little chicken good okay that’s good that’s good i built a nest and a big egg and i wanted to fill the nest with lots

Of crops um like wheat and things so that yeah so that it looks like it’s a bunch of stuff that i picked for my nest and also i am vegetarian so i need lots of things i can eat ah gotcha okay well i can do that but what do you offer me for

My magical abilities ooh i don’t on the wall here and i accept uh yes tools cute blocks or decor basically anything i don’t have much i have an emerald and i have lots of calcites ooh i like calcite oh good what else do i i have lots of eggs that i lean

Fresh myself if you like eggs your children yeah my children you can raise them because you’re always your children i will offer you my children that’s how much i need food okay as long as you take care of them of course of course oh of course of course i’ll keep them very safe

Take me to show me where to go and then i’ll grow your stuff this way this place is cool there’s my egg um i think i made it too pointy yeah it might be a little too pointy now that i’m seeing it from far away but people

Understand it’s it’s the egg um i can grow your things but i won’t be able to like rejuvenate fast enough to continually grow so we’re gonna have to wait for the rain to stop okay you have like an extra bed or something i didn’t bring anything with me i actually don’t sad okay

So i let megan sleep in my stables the other night she just kind of stood there until the sun came up welcome to lauren stables apparently this is where i let guests sleep now because you’re the second one in one episode you can cuddle up with my naked sheep and

Keep them warm they won’t really keep you warm but um you can keep them warm okay bye enjoy your night it’s really loud in there you probably won’t sleep at all all right let’s go check on catherine see if she had a good night’s sleep oh hello hi

How how was your stay in my stables there’s an enderman in here the zombies are making loud noises behind the wall oh okay so you didn’t sleep oh there there’s the enderman so you didn’t sleep at all probably very loud and your clothes were very loud the children were

Very loud that’s okay i’m sorry sun’s out now ah okay i will show you to my garden up here oh a lot of them started growing i’m ready to see some magic yeah also i don’t know if you have any like i have one sad potato by itself over

Here but i guess if you keep growing them i can plant more potatoes but i will grow them for you is this one the potato yeah that’s the one potato this the sad one over here no not that one that’s a carrot right here oh this is a potato

Hold on i will take it and then i can expand it wow thank you flower queen oh my gosh yes now i can have more potatoes potatoes can you grow my wheat i want to see what it looks like if it looks like more nest like up here it’s gonna be the

Best nest you’ve ever seen yes wow it looks cool i don’t know if you can hear me from all the way over here but it looks cool i can barely hear you that looks cool oh it looks like nest oh my gosh i’m never gonna have to worry about food

Again the sun is gone oh no i can see the moon lauren i can that is okay oh that’s okay my my hoe broke anyway so but this is perfect this is exactly what i wanted thank you give me your children oh yeah i forgot i forgot about that

Okay you gotta you gotta promise that you’re gonna take care of them i will i’ll make a whole little spot just for them perfect lauren’s children now this is the chest of my children oh it’s all the ones i’ve laid so far how many would you like however many you think i

Deserved you did a great job so i’m gonna oh well a stack is 16 apparently so i will give you 16. um wait i have that well then you just weren’t meant to be a chicken mom and there’s nothing wrong with that i’ll keep you updated i mean

You can always come back and i i will give you more here’s some calcite thank you i literally have so much of it here you can have my most prized possession this shiny thing oh thank you that is the best thing i own so it’s amazing i appreciate it but yeah

That’s that’s uh that’s thanks for feeding me please don’t eat my children you’re welcome i won’t eat them i promise okay um do you want to stay in the stables again yeah i’m gonna i’m gonna go stay in the stables again okay thank you okay

Say hi to the enderman for me wow i think that’s the most youtubers i’ve ever had in one of my videos i had a lot planned i didn’t even get to go find my buried treasure yet but to recap i’m apparently enemies with scott joel shovel joey and then the in-betweeners

Are lizzy sausage gemini tay i think that’s it so yeah i have lots of enemies and almost enemies perfect chaos chickens love chaos but as always if you made it this far in the video make sure to leave a like before you go there’s also some other videos popping

Up right now so click or tap them to check those out subscribe if you’re new i’m gonna try and do a new afterlife episode once a week because i like cramming in a lot of stuff at once keep me updated in the comments if anybody kills my avian children chickens and if

You have any suggestions or ideas for the series and as always i will see you guys soon