This is the deadliest player in minecraft his name is clown pierce no not that kind of clown yeah that’s better and thanks to his reputation as a killing machine no one on this server would dare to get on his bad side until prince zam decided to trap him in a well wait what And sent me along with him so clown and i teamed up to make the ultimate trap to get him back ladies and gentlemen welcome to the fun house Now this might seem like your everyday harmless funhouse but in reality it’s a horrifying death machine the fun kind of course now the players will be tasked with collecting three tokens but there’s a catch because while the player is progressing through our course their deadliest decision is just around the corner Now behind each of these three doors is a challenge leading to a token but this particular room has a secret because in place of the solid ground that’s been catching the players throughout their time in our fun house i’ve placed completely white maps which are resting atop open fence gates meaning that one Misstep sends the player into a pit where a hungry clown is waiting for dinner now we just needed a place to put this monstrosity and clown circus was the perfect location dude this circus looks so sick oh this is gonna be great and even though this circus is massive it Still needed some final touches before we could open for business you want to help me crank on some coal first things first because it it polished me that this this face is not like ready it looks like your face was a cookie and someone bit the ear off exactly I swear there’s no trap here you know i i’ll be honest i didn’t even think about that until you said that now i’m a little bit nervous this is where i realized this wasn’t a coal trip it was a test and if i even dared to disobey a single order then Stand here please yeah okay all right you can come up okay i trust exercise complete that was cool no we’re true partners in your prime though i found the first call oh i found cole too it’s probably the same wait it’s gonna be like when you Eat the spaghetti and then we like kiss that’s great oh oh [ __ ] her up stop okay go back four blocks okay go down three more oh whoa hey cole you made some kind of deal with the devil to know where that was yeah yeah i deal with devil on Occasion is he scared of you too let’s just say that those deals are oftentimes in my favor whoever’s back at the circus first gets to keep their heart hold on hold on well you can’t say that as you’re you’re getting back always there I’m real close now i could be there right about now i could almost be there no no no i’m very good almost either this could be at any point in time in the coming seconds i may have made an oopsie this is an accident please don’t Kill me when you come up don’t don’t listen don’t do anything drastic okay you know what pretty soon i’m gonna arrive at the circus no no no it’s fine just take your time ochi mama what happened with my windows um i don’t i don’t know maybe what what oh my windows reappeared Oh must have just been a visual glitch here i’ve got a gift for you because you’re so honest with me all the time wow that means so much to me you know it wasn’t easy to part with my sparkling butt oh [Laughter] i feel like i shouldn’t hold this anymore but It’s so special now i can see what must be done rezzy take off your armor you look gorgeous today all right put it back on thank you thanks so much yeah yeah yeah that’s looking better look at that enter the mall right yeah let’s uh let’s get to constructing this thing My god you’re impressive Are you swooning right now i i did i swoon i’m sorry I haven’t been this emotionally confused since the time i saw this graph that showed the amount of people that aren’t subscribed and after weeks of planning it was finally time for clown and i to fire up the fun house and get our revenge but first we needed a test subject to work Out any kinks in the machine welcome lyok welcome to the opening of columbia some ramsay’s fun house you are about to witness the first ever running of this machine ramsay you do the honors pull the lever cronk Ah there we go oh my gosh i have a good idea i have a good idea i have a good idea okay i didn’t want it right now i’m i’m pretty sure yes i did it congratulations there you go there you go huh all right i think that this way is yeah This is the way now you have three choices here and these are where you’re gonna find your tokens well i’m just gonna go with the very scary first great what is going on here i think i know why i have low fps though bro yep oh my god The first one like instantly oh okay scary room next i actually nana i’m going to the not scary at all room oh my gosh oh yeah i got this there you go careful you got it there you go there we go oh my gosh oh this is the Toughest one this is what your training has been for leo are these double neos yeah with the shifting wall right next to you just to throw get you a little dizzy with this much space there’s no way to make a double meal with this much space i’m just gonna try oh wait There you go there you go oh he got the first one all right did you do it on your first try dude okay uh you play that epic music right right here he goes cue the epic movie three two one oh god That’s like almost an impossible jump with no backspace like geez yeah i mean i’m pretty proud of myself for that you did great leo you did fantastic and with one successful test in the books clown and i decided it was time to meet up with our main target zam hi Hi oh you’re there all right princeton over here we have a machine i’m so excited francie i’ll let you explain the token system once again you’re gonna be tasked to find three different tokens when you find three tokens you can come back here and exchange all three for a chance to win Any of the prizes in this dispenser oh my god i’m really excited you’re our most enthusiastic contestant yet are you ready zan i’m ready go go ahead zan live your best life let’s see what you got okay can you do it oh it’s so close you were So close i almost had it come on zam come on sam oh wait wait wait wait wait wait go go go go jeez this is okay okay either way timing is very important sam oh he’s burning huh huh okay okay okay well first try very scary Scary not scary at all i’m gonna go with scary middle route he’s going scary oh my god it’s moving this was the moment of truth zam was in position and clown and i were ready for revenge that was really fun can i play again you can play again you can absolutely Play again we actually did it clown and i finally got our revenge but we realized something this wasn’t just a fun house it was a revenge factory and there were a couple of scores that we both needed to settle see a couple of days ago my friend spectacle may have Tricked me out of 10 diamonds okay let me let me just go through my chest i’m gonna find my diamonds all right go ahead i’m gonna take some of that i’m leaving now i’m going i’m leaving i promise you i will either get those diamonds or your heart and as for clown Well that’s where things get a little sticky see my teammate vitality may have accidentally left a pitfall trap at spawn that clown pierce sort of fell into and nothing including me was gonna get in his way of getting revenge and survive so it was at this moment That i realized if i was gonna live through this partnership i had no choice but to betray my own teammate hi hi hello welcome by the way welcome now a set of ground rules ramsey i’ll let you explain these well no placing blocks no breaking blocks all that good Stuff right but other than that the main role is would you just what stop it oh just stop it i’m listening that’s how i listen to better you don’t listen through your fists no one does that if you look inside here these are the prizes that you could win if you can Collect three tokens so there are three tokens in the fun house and i bring them here yeah you just give them to me and then i will let you claim your prize oh well i took the liberty of activating the machine i activate the machine that’s my job okay That’s literally all i have in this relationship with clown is i get to activate the machine please let me flip the switch and you guys can begin yeah go ahead if you want the world record then you’re going to have to move pretty quick because your time has started i Feel bad already i guess doing it at the same time would make it a little harder but spectacle are you letting him have the victory on this one no scary not scary at all oh my god oh my god this is crazy what oh yeah they’re pretty hard don’t even do this Wait i don’t know i don’t want to do that jump are you going for the second one okay here you go this was it my teammate vitalis he was about to walk into a terrible trap and an evil clown was going to end me if i tried to warn Him all i could do was hope that by some kind of miracle vitality would make this joke hello vitalicy no what the heck in a turn of events vitalis he managed to squeak past clown’s initial attack but what was even more surprising was somehow spectacle didn’t seem to have Any idea what was going on hey this way this way spectacle what the heck is this not scary at all scary very scary wait am i stuck down here no you just use that as a launch pad you’re good and then oh you got it meanwhile vitalicy was still running for his life No but that meant i had a huge problem if clown was hunting vitality then there was no one waiting at the bottom of the pit to kill spectacle so i did the only thing that i could do put on my best clown face and do it myself i’m going through the scary door Jeez this is trippy i know it’s pretty crazy What no no no no no no no i got him let’s go what was that spectacle i told you i would get my diamonds somehow i was ecstatic not only did i get revenge on spectacle but it was also my first kill ever on lifesteal but my excitement was cut short because my Teammate was still being hunted and unfortunately not for long so sorry i really am all right but you understand it’s like when you work with a dick no i don’t understand we’re tvs I honestly didn’t know what else to say what started as a partnership with a danger clown for mutual revenge turned into a story of betrayal and ended with my now former team out to get me this isn’t the end just just now you Video Information
This video, titled ‘I Hired Minecraft’s Deadliest Assassin…’, was uploaded by Branzy on 2022-02-22 20:00:04. It has garnered 6330800 views and 127942 likes. The duration of the video is 00:13:50 or 830 seconds.
Clownpierce is Minecraft’s most infamous PVPer. So who better to help get revenge on PrinceZam for trapping me on the Lifesteal Season 3 server?
But in typical Lifesteal fashion, a promising partnership with Clownpierce turns to betrayal in the blink of an eye.
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