I Hired TITAN SPEAKER MAN To Defend My Minecraft House!

Daddy my house looks so much better than yours I think I think I’m just better than yours Jeffy no it’s not Daddy yellow is a better color I mean Jeffy what kind of flowers are these should I break my flowers I’ll break your flowers hey don’t break my flowers my flowers

Are they’re beautiful well Daddy what do you have inside of your house because I have a yellow bed and a crafting table well I got a I got a nice carpet I also have a crafting table in the bed well mine’s a yellow bed so mine’s better hey

Knock it off Jeffy wait give me what’s that over there what’s what what the heck is that Daddy I don’t know but I’m scared look at his head popping up and down wait what is that thing Daddy I think we need to get closer and look at

It no Jeffy we can’t go over there what if they’re dangerous no daddy look he’s got a fence in front of him he’s not dangerous come on Jimmy come back here oh my goodness I think it’s just skippity toilet he’s singing this song Daddy oh God oh my God this song’s

Horrible Eddie why are they all looking at me Jeffy they’re trying to eat you get away from the fence can’t wait for the fence look daddy look there’s some mini ones oh my God there’s like little spider ones in there too ew oh no oh no

You did not say spiders I don’t like spiders Jeffy wait Danny look there’s signs in the front get ready for a poopy right because that’s tonight we will destroy you with all our might you have 10 minutes until we arrive we can’t wait to come eat you alive today they’re

Gonna come meet us no stop hitting me Jeffy stop hitting me we need to go back to our Basin we need to make it the best base ever yeah Daddy that big one is super scary I don’t like it daddy we’re gonna die let’s give any toilets are

Gonna eat us alive uh Jeffy they’re not gonna eat us alive but I don’t think we can do this by ourselves how are you and me supposed to protect each of our houses I know Daddy I don’t think our defense is gonna be good enough to stop the Scooby-Doo toilets Jiffy is there

Anyone you know that could help defend our houses have you ever heard of the Titan speaker man Titan speaker man no I only thought there was a toilet no Daddy there’s Titan speaker mans and there’s cameramans and they all help kill the toilet so maybe we could just hire one

Of those but Jeffy are those guys gonna be you know like expensive oh maybe but I heard there’s a way to actually spawn them into your Minecraft world no way Jeff we need to do that Danny before we spawning man I think we gotta put a wall

Around our base so we could just make a really cool castle oh I like that idea Jeffy I like it all right daddy let’s get some Stone yeah let’s use pink box good idea what Daddy what are you doing no no more pink blocks is it like pink

Really manly no daddy we’re gonna use this oh my God I was about to grab that Daddy I don’t think you were about to grab that wait do we need a gate in the front or something or no yes that’s a good idea let’s put a gate in the front

Okay I’m gonna map it out all right I’ll be the wall that’ll be the gate oh this is looking so good Daddy when I spawn the tiny speaker man in he’s gonna be so happy to live here whoa Daddy this wall came out so cool I know the speaker

Man’s gonna love this yeah Daddy this is so awesome all right is it time to spawn in the speaker man I guess so but I don’t know how to build him Jeffy whoa Daddy I’m about to teach you so what we need is we need some red blood and now

We need some black blocks for the speakers all right daddy follow along you do some of this do some of this all right okay I’m watching are you ready for him to spawn three two one oh wait what daddy this was supposed to work it’s like making an Iron Golem but it’s

A speaker man are you sure you built it right um oh wait Daddy I forgot the special thing we’re supposed to do what are we supposed to do Jeffy it’s a speaker man well Daddy you gotta play his favorite song man he’s seen this jukebox right

Here yeah this music disc will spawn in speaker man once you playing I’ll let you do it Daddy why is the speaker broken why is the music is broken because daddy that’s his favorite song just put it in the thing all right fine here we go three two one whoa Daddy it

Worked Daddy it’s speaker man it’s the Titan speaker man this is really him this is the Titan Daddy I told you it was gonna work oh my God hey Mr Titan oh we have an issue tonight they’re coming to our house and we need you to defeat

Them hey speaker man I’m a big fan of you I wasn’t a fan but I’m a fan now but uh Mr Speaker man we got the toilets coming tonight and we kind of need your help yeah speaker man we need you to defend our houses that we just made in

Minecraft Daddy I think he said all right it’s a [ __ ] I didn’t want to pay my house my house looks really good daddy are we ready for the Scooby-Doo toilets now since we have speaker man on our side not at all Jeffy we need to over prepare so what else should we add

To our really cool base well Jeffy I think what we need to do okay we need to place these lasers outside the base to protect us razors daddy Jeffy they are real lasers you have to be very careful when you play something they might zap you okay

Daddy where should we place him uh maybe we make like a little wall in the front Oh Daddy that’s a good idea Oh Daddy this looks so good all right let’s play some lasers down whoa Daddy these laser guns look so cool all right Daddy what

Else should we add I think we need to slow him down the front what if we put like Soul Sand in the front oh that’s a good idea Daddy all right I’m gonna start breaking some of this dirt Daddy I have another idea uh oh what’s your idea Jeffy cobwebs whoo slow him

Down I like that idea they’re not allowed to get close it’s pretty good we’re gonna really slow him down Daddy this is looking really good it’s looking good but you know what what if they get past you and they start beating up on our walls yeah true Daddy I have an idea

For that I think what we do is we place down some Netherrack like this all right we put fire on top of it fire oh yeah we gotta use fire to our ability Jeffy all right Daddy I’ll do this shot and you do that shine okay that’s a plan all right

Daddy I’m gonna put them on fire are you ready I’m ready three two one oh look at all the fire yeah they’re definitely scared wow daddy this looks so cool well you know what Jeff I think we need to keep this going on the inside Oh Daddy

You’re right come on all right Daddy I have the perfect idea on how we’re gonna defend the inside of our base Jeffy what are we gonna do watch this Daddy what the heck is this it’s a sniffer oh it’s a sniffer down it just sniffs you look

Daddy sniffing you right now hey back up but oh he’s sniffing I told you he actually sniffs does he actually like do though is he gonna sniff the toilets out daddy trust me he’s just gonna defend our base and none of these toilets are gonna be able to even get close to here

Jeffy this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life we need like actual defense well Danny that was my best idea so what ideas do you have well Jeffy my idea my brilliant idea is to put a cactus wall right over here just like this Oh Daddy that’s a really good

Idea we just don’t have to do the front we don’t do anything crazy daddy this Cactus wall is coming out so sick oh these toilets are Never Gonna Get Us with these oh daddy don’t y’all sniffer like that he’s my friend Jeffy your pet is a nuisance

To society no he’s not Daddy oh yeah he is he’s stepping in my butt Oh Daddy what if we put some ice in the front now if we just make all this ice then they’re gonna slip right onto the cactuses hmm we’re gonna get them slipping on their own poop exactly daddy

Wow daddy this looks so cool daddy I think the Titan man really likes you oh yeah he’s looking at our art he’s like man you guys build a good wall oh don’t walk into it though it’s not good Jeffy you might get hit by the cat no it’s

Fine he’s a Titan daddy daddy look what I just found I found a minigun Devin where’d you find a minigun eBay Jeffy I told you guys stay off of eBay well Daddy this could really help us what if we put them on top of our house I mean

Sure it’s a good idea and all but you can’t be going on eBay and get minigots Danny it’s really fine only this time Jeffy this time I allow you to use miniguns yay all right Daddy I’m gonna build this like this and then we’re gonna put mini guns in the front oh heck

Yeah that looks so cool your daddy when we place him on your side too oh nice Jeffy I think we’re pretty good on the fences over here right yeah Daddy what I think we need some armor wait armor yeah I think we should build an Armory right

Over here in the Armory like an Armory station where we could just get armor and weapons exactly Jeffy all right daddy how do we do that we probably have to make a cool floor so we could use this all right Dad that looks good all right let me help all right Daddy I’m

Gonna place down some armor stands yeah you gotta put armor on them Jeffy you decide what armor we wear for this fight I’m gonna wear another ride daddy you give me another right no you’re gonna wear gold do I have to wear gold because I get another right Daddy because I’m a

Better fighter than you and then I’m just gonna give us some swords whoa wait why do I have a gold sword they stink because daddy there’s only one netherite short allowed on our team and that’s for me who decided that um I did all right daddy now we need to

Fill up some chest which I’m really good loot I got an idea too I think Jeffrey we put some potions while you’re doing that I’m gonna get us some food but we’re only allowed to eat golden god apples oh yeah we’re never gonna die with those I think we should

Use splash potion of turtle Master what does that do daddy maybe you get turtles that sounds stupid well Daddy imma give us all the crossbow Tim I like crossbow I want a regular ball give me regular ball no Daddy crossbows are better and then we’re gonna get arrows of poison

All right Daddy I think our house is ready wait what was that sound oh my it’s one of the small spider ones our lasers are going off they’re going crazy we need to get armor on go go go give me the armor daddy make sure to get some

Food I’m getting everything Jeffy what the heck there’s so many of them ew oh God they’re fighting over here are you in the wall yeah Daddy used the ladders to get up oh my God just hit one right in the face oh my goodness there’s so many wait Danny

What are those little things out there they look like little things of poop oh my God they launched poop missiles with spawners that’s why they’re spawning all over the place oh they’re spawners wait Daddy I’m gonna go out there and try to break some of my nether pickaxe okay you

Do that all right daddy keep me covered oh goodness I’m shooting oh my goodness daddy oh my goodness oh god oh no he’s so fast this one’s so fast I’m gonna go break some of the spawners all right die you spawner they’re on your butt they’re

On your butt you’re on your mind Jimmy come back come back come back to too many he’s got a potion and swiftness Daddy I’m good oh God I think they’re too overpowered we need to use the Titan bring them in bring them in bring them in Danny I’m coming

Run oh God I can’t help us what are you doing oh God Daddy help me that he’s not helping us at all whichever you hired the wrong guy that’s dirty he’s fighting him yes kill him kill him kill him yeah he’s doing it yeah now yes he just

Killed him thanks for saving my life Titan man man he’s a real trooper Jeffy I think what we need to do is run out there with swiftness and we need to go and bring them all in here Daddy I think you’re right Danny before we do that

We’re gonna let the Titan speaker man out oh my God there’s a spider in here ow come on day let’s go get these toilets here we go here we go here we go oh my god daddy it’s the camo guy it’s the camera one ah you dumb camel guy oh

God he does a lot of damage oh my God I got him eating apples Daddy I’m a bunch of face guys on me for me oh God Titan help me yes he’s fighting him go Titan Go kill him kill him oh no the biggest guy here he’s got one time by our hired

Guy no get away from me oh God I’m coming ah no why is our Titan guy not fighting back kill him yes we killed him together daddy we need to destroy these spawners or they’re never gonna stop spawning okay Jeff we have to go in

There we have to be mad Daddy I think you’re right oh my goodness daddy look how many there are out here Oh Daddy look the tiny man came out to fight with us let’s go man how much Daddy we need to destroy all these spawners ah there’s

Too many of them I’m going yes he’s fighting I think we got all of them all right daddy we got all these spawners now all we need to do is kill the rest of the toilets come on Daddy oh God you’re doing a lot of damage oh God they

Do too much damage come on Titan man oh you’re the first one on you god daddy we need a helper Titan man come on speaker man we’re gonna help you behind you oh God oh God he’s so fast oh God oh God he’s messing up the

Speaker man oh no I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die he’s doing too much damage he’s too fast I just died twirl orange yes we got him oh heck no you’re not gonna kill me you dumb spider oh my God there’s so many on

Me Daddy I’m running speaker man how yeah I got no sword what how I’m dead oh my God I’m on fire I’m on a fire I need help there’s too many skippity toilets speaker man help me there’s too many Jeffy don’t die I’m Gonna Save You All

Right get out of here you crazy you died Jeffy I didn’t want to have to do this I got a nuke what Daddy how’d you even find a new Jeffy I had it in my back pocket this whole entire time just just for this moment all right Daddy I

Guess we have to place it down oh no oh God it’s counting daddy run six seconds oh my God I’m running daddy Danny I think it killed all the skippity toilets you think it worked yeah Daddy it worked Good job speaker man we did it if you guys enjoy this video make sure and leave a like and hit subscribe right now bye