Hey guys today i’m going to be showing you guys what happened with the crips and creepers slime showcase if you don’t know what crips and creepers is this is a community fan project that’s been going on in my community for the past uh well good while now essentially what they’re trying to do Is take minecraft and then mod the tools into it that would allow you to run the equivalent to a dungeon dragons tabletop campaign inside of the game while some systems are a way out such as combat and uh character stats this showcase is really gonna be showing Off the ability that the dms now have to be able to possess mobs or npcs and talk to the players with proximity voice chat which really makes it a very like a merciful experience which you’ll see so to get this underway i invited slimesicle and his boys to be run Through this campaign uh i kind of just took a seat back and acted as kind of like a cameraman for this but i think i think they had a really good time so uh let’s just get to it um here is the crips and creepers slime showcase enjoy So uh welcome to the crips and creepers slime showcase uh this is something the development team has been working on for many months now uh if you’re a slime yeah uh and if you’re unfamiliar with grips and creepers this is basically uh the the goal is to create a tabletop Experience like dungeons and dragons within minecraft so right now this is a mini campaign showing off the slime race which will be playable in the final game uh i don’t even know it’s like a little mini character yeah it’s gonna be fun i’m just kind of excited uh so Basically just to give you a little rundown of the lore of the setting uh this is the this is a post-apocalyptic fantasy world where basically uh eons ago the great evil one and all the tolkien races got uh [ __ ] destroyed and they’re all dead uh so the elves the orcs Uh the dwarves everybody got um just exterminated uh and uh it will cause it again eventually nice and yes it all and it always does yeah and it always does so basically slimes oh well the slimes they are basically a beast race like many of the others will be Playable in the game and the idea you get to kill them too oh uh you don’t they’re friends no i mean some of them did you just crack your knuckles maybe dude well uh so uh yeah i’m sorry yeah you know you’re really violent it’s it’s Okay it’s okay uh so yeah anyway slimes the the slimes we’re gonna be meeting a lot of good slimes there are some bad slimes though uh and essentially uh we’re gonna be going through their world and learning about it so uh i think if we’re all ready shall we just get to it Yes all right all right uh you can also come over to the characters over here and talk to them we have a uh rpg dialogue system speaking of title whoa so you can right click on people you look fuzzy crazy you look familiar where’s her voice I’ll do it you just think you just think the world owes you so much yeah huh yeah what’s wrong with you guys development’s hard dude i’m sorry it’s okay let’s see let’s hear your slime anthony voice maybe that’ll be good i cannot grizz oh yeah grizz do your samantha voice What the [ __ ] what that was what was that i didn’t know you could make that sense with that one up there do you see that one up there the blue one the blue one yeah yeah yeah before we get started first things first can we get rid of them What’s what you’re being rid of for the last 30 minutes they’ve been making the same noise over and over again well you’re gonna hear that noise most of the showcase what yeah what if you like it man get used to it uh hey uh big slimy ugly fairy are we good to start Here a couple more things oh guys the devs have something to show us okay stepping on the plate what did it happen okay hang on i think you need to let it reset yeah yeah you do i didn’t trust this but i i enjoy getting hurt so let’s get it Okay what is that done what a disappointment what did you do for the adventure don’t worry oh it prepares us for the adventure i also have you i have a gift for all of you oh a gift i feel pretty ready for adventure yeah what why wouldn’t i like my gift Calculator thank you son oh i got a backpack can i have a red one what i’ve got a this is crazy oh look at the backpack it’s so cool we got food in here grizzlies backpack yeah i love it i’m so glad you should you just came out of a hat in there Yes if you hold it and type slash hat you’ll wear it properly let’s see you feel stupid i look [ __ ] dumb dude i’m a centaurian put on the hat right now put it on you gave me these yeah who gave me the cat here yo you look sexy dude oh damn Devs i can’t leave it won’t work devs have to i just want you to know if i do get a bow and arrow i am going to try and shoot it off and uh actually say that accurately whoa hello he talks look at him oh it’s me He’s alive i see that you made hurry up gramps no you don’t need to be embarrassed it’s okay never ask a man with you guys being made out of slime it’s like i don’t really know if you’re authentic old or if you just got like a goop beard you Know i just wanted to kind of speaking of that little dream that’s a very good question anyway i have received the word okay i i truly i truly do not know my own age i i i lost count no that’s not old man it’s okay that happens what do you need huh we’re Adventurous we’re gonna have a couple you need a couple arms broken i’ve received word that a group of slime researchers located far out beyond the city walls all right look at grave danger what just interrupt me why don’t you guys really hey listen i’m sorry about that chris because you wait outside okay Maybe you wait outside don’t wait with this nice old man i’m sorry let us know old person before i didn’t know sometimes sometimes force helps yeah so if he comes back just break his arms just break his arms arms yeah he’s got he’s got bones he’s got bones you can break them Whoa hey don’t want him go on old man arriving his creatures oh you’re back i see come on boy get back in here no watch from the window it’s fine you must okay he’s gonna watch from the window remind him old man don’t mind him he does this a lot he does this A lot he’s he’s young and spry and naive anyway i receive word etc there’s a giant gelatosaurus rex and only through the ancient power of an incredible artifact can this great beast be subdued however this artifact must be assembled by combining four sacred objects found within this land In your pockets is a quest book question it’ll lead you to where you need to go are you aware and how to open a book no no i’ve never just use read before and eat potato chip what’s an iphone you got the book it’s like a tablet You should already have one within those backpacks of yours to open it you flex your j muscle oh my god i do i don’t know i know i had one of those i’m gonna work out my day i just have a bunch of eggs absolutely eggs oh dear exciting situation That’s a funny part did you come up with that yourself oh that’s i mean i i i i like it it just feels like i don’t know what’s in the window what’s this gelatinous rex thing gonna do to us if we don’t uh well that’s the thing is that we you Need to subdue it before it can do anything bad uh so the quest book it will lead you to where you need to go uh you’ll find the witch doctor has sent me a list of the objects you need to find wait that one over there where I think we no he means a witch doctor not witch doctor which witch doctor don’t worry you’ll figure it out so you’ll find the orb of time within the walls of the clock tower okay the slice of life from the scavenger town the coarse matter from the deep tombs And the varying flesh from the market but be careful there are many shady characters and ghastly ghoulies snooping around the lower levels oh no yes what if we were involved ghostly i’m not watching those rakers we just dug a big hole and we just like witnessed these are sacred lands boy hey All right i’m sorry i didn’t mean it take a big hole i never do that listen disrespectful swine i’m sorry i should be the one in the hole okay i’m i’m come join me i can’t i can’t all right so i guess we should do our first quest Once you’ve collected them you bring them to the doctor on the edge of the badlands he’s quite a mystical man witch doctor the elements in truly out of that one yes that one make a store adventurers i appreciate the elements in time though you are free to explore the areas If you want remember to check your quest book if you don’t know please just get out of my house you interrupted me i’m sorry i’m sorry i just went rude get off my line do you think he what do you think he does like all day what do you think he does I don’t know that’s beautiful love them whoa this music is beautiful wow i feel like welcome to our city out there we still haven’t thought of a name for it yet how do i get to oh how do i get to the clock tower soft anime voice guys the uh This guy’s got knows where the clock tower is easy head down the stairs and to the left follow the path to the forum forum uh though you can feel free to explore your leisure i heard the circus is in town the ring leader at the forum can guide You where you need to go okay so we need to find the ring leader at the circus thank you articles i will go down these steps and i will go to the circus voices [Laughter] uh i love that i love you so much these ruins were once a great city Inhabited by some kind of fearless warriors nothing i just why have the feeling they were great oh huh i can fit in him i bet i bet grandpa was so large where’s the circus i really like i like that i like that little colosseum type walls that have goop in them Yeah you know what let me let me let me break character for a second i like this i like all of this is so cool i like he said to the left right yeah so we’re going this way i think oh that is in town that’s crazy oh man oh Man oh hi there goodness adventurous are you looking for clowns oh um no i am actually looking for for some help though uh with a with an issue we’ve got currently if you’re up for that my hands are oh we’ve got plenty of clowns here don’t worry but oh yeah um there’s one Particular clown that i need real uh assistance with oh if you’ll follow me this way see we set up all of our um trapeze and everything in this little little little place what was that nothing sorry stop man it makes nothing rude it just looks really good very self-conscious okay listen He’s making a problem okay hang on hang on he says he won’t just leave until he we solve his problem quizzes is don’t worry guys i speak goblins why do they call you the quizzer because my riddle’s confounded i am the great quiz master he said he’s really lonely just need Some friends okay that’s not what i what’s your best joke quizzer dead joe they’re not really jokes they’re they’re riddles you think you’re some kind of funny guy i think he’s funny I have the greatest riddles in all of the land he said he’s feeling a little constantly good you you’re very very bad they’re real bad fine you know what yeah you tell them slinky yeah i’ll listen to what you do all righty let’s let’s test your might yeah maybe I’ll leave give us a riddle we haven’t heard your jokes yet i’ve done i’ve done dozens of buzzfeed quizzes i’ve got this guy i’ve got this oh it’s a confident one yeah hit me with the ribbon all right let us give you thread step back off my Podium okay can i help you really i’m really shocked yeah you better be all right here is the riddle what walks on four legs in the morning dog legs i wasn’t even finished what walks on four legs in the morning two legs during the day three legs in the afternoon and none at Night a slime well slimes don’t have legs my bad don’t listen to me what are you talking about humans sorry i didn’t i didn’t mean anything by it it’s fine what did you say man wheeling really slowly did we get it a dude cartwheeling really slowly i’m locking it in what No no no you couldn’t have got that right oh it was that was right what how about this one how about this one a bad horse what what was always a question just a bad not very good at being a horse yet can you use it in a sentence of course The riddle is what walks on four legs in the morning two legs in the day and three in the afternoon but not at night babies because they wake up and they crawl and then they stand up and then they fall over your legs and then they’re so [ __ ] Stupid they’re so stupid i’m walking in i’m locking in a stupid [ __ ] baby for 500. okay baby why don’t you tell me a riddle tell me i got one oh yeah okay give him a riddle knock knock [Laughter] who’s there i’m gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you i’m don’t What’s grime i mean sorry what’s green wait what’s green i’m good at this it’s uh has purple clothes and smell uh smells has uh pointy ears and wears blue glasses get let’s get less funny the more specific yeah the more information with the riddle I’m taking a lot of i’m taking a lot of offense oh it is also balding it looks like oh fizzle you know what to do honestly it more looks like balls and like a little button i’ll get out of your way but this isn’t the last time you’ve seen the quizad I sure hope so [ __ ] what what the what happened so you have something to [ __ ] tell us no i don’t know what that was i genuinely don’t know what that was ross you’re still quiet during those rounds you’re not a you’re not a big guy You’re not a big riddler i i i i i i’m not i don’t know i’m not good at riddles i don’t know what’s going on here i don’t do i don’t i don’t hey look what’s this let’s talk about okay we gave him a riddle he couldn’t say hey You really showed him what’s what all right well hey thank you so much for your legs in the morning three legs enough we need to find out where the clock tower is done with riddles for now to be honest um where’s the clock tower oh what uh the clock tower well usually It’d be out that back entrance over that way but um seeing as that’s currently blocked off you’ll have to go out to the right and into the plaza um over here but yeah um if you’re if you’re looking for the creditorium that’s exactly where it is Oh great that’s why i think that’s what we need [ __ ] off do you have a name yes my name is ringleader hilarious um yeah i my parents named me that is that like a weird thing i can you know it’s just they just i’m not I feel like i’m the you know sometimes i feel like i’m the clown pretty no you are uh oh whoa what can i have this flower whoa what’s this whoa is that a whoa We’re on a quest to find Around the city frozen in time yeah yeah do you see the blue people inside blue people inside blue people oh oh they’re they’re not actually alive they’re they’re mere those of the past so if you poke them nothing will really happen oh obviously poke this guy pope pokemon poke this guy basically oh More hats But i’m not sure what happens to non slimes i get a circus there’s only one way to find out right what can we help you with Yeah listen hey uh well i just want just one second i’m going to talk to my friend over here hey chris come over here man listen what dude you’re lying you’re coming on a little strong right now man and i’m just listen as your friend i’m just telling you maybe like Like you’re at like an eight just drop it to like a four i’m just like really happy it’s a talking bee i know it’s just it’s got glasses it’s just is it okay all right okay okay all right contain themselves i mean if you’re a researcher I say we all just step into the time lock on the research you can see what happened dude all right step over here with me you’re all the way up there at 11 man i’m really worried about you dude are you okay anyway i think we should all get in The funny blueprint also i guess we should ask what’s your name oh my name is people people say no don’t say anything don’t no you don’t need to listen to him be a pole um i have a sore stomach yes interesting what’s happening to me oh Dude i feel like really dumb oh no that’s just that’s that’s just normal that’s just me [ __ ] dude oh god you know what i could go for it however like i could go for i just feel like oh riddle right now or like i feel i feel Honestly yeah i feel nauseous is it a good word Dude so be appalled we need to find the clock tower you said that was nearby where are my bones the clock tower is far in the distance this way okay where are my boats it’s sort of like a temple for research dad it also seems like the source of the Timelock magic but i’m not oh hey guys there’s more of this blue timelock crap over at the the you said more no well maybe what’s your favorite part of those is there anything we should check out while we’re there hey yeah is this guy bothering you no he’s cool hi All right all right all right people dab me up turn me up people don’t yeah yeah oh that was good that was probably better than the one you got man what the [ __ ] you took the [ __ ] oh my god i’m really worried about them i’m sorry This whole area is timeline i’m fine oh man it’s a cat i don’t know like they’re not like dead or anything no this is just people from the past but like frozen in time you know it’s a frozen cat if you think about it aren’t we all from the past true dude whoa It’s a trampoline make sure you’re quiet when you enter the big uh enter the big guy is trying to relax who’s the hey maybe we should leave chris maybe we should leave grizz outside i just worry he’s maybe going to come on a little strong big guy oh wait there’s slime girls and Bikinis over here wait this guy hey so like i’m done what are we bathing in or who one of life’s greatest mysteries i guess yeah the girls keep saying it’s dark i think too deeply about it that is kind of it’s really bizarre i mean themselves it’s probably been a While since i’ve gotten in the meat of a big guy oh my god that’s a big guy wait where’s the baby oh that is a big guy that’s a big slime oh wait i can talk to him the large slime looks down at you and grumbles you all right he groans in Affirmation cool cool okay so i guess so his his thing is that he’s big i think that’s his just his whole his whole deal is that he’s big he’s a large board guys i think it’s like i think i found the clock tower there’s a big clock do You think that’s the clock tower no no no no that really makes you sick okay i have information to share it’s actually cool information yeah what’s the cool information there’s a bee library and it’s called the arc hive oh oh that’s good that’s good that’s good i know it’s really good somebody said Hey do you think do you think when they need to uh you think when they need to find something in a book they comb through it Yeah there’s a little guy waving at me over there oh hello oh hello oh hey are you are you guys adventurers yeah we’re adventures what is that i’m sorry don’t listen we said we do it we said we do our first you’re a slime name history what is history why tell us everything The history everything all history oh my god you want to know about the heroes the old heroes they’re so cool yeah they’re so cool you guys they’re so cool oh my god okay so they’re like they saved the whole world right this person is making me congested i’m sorry I’m sorry i didn’t mean it okay they’re literally made of mucus dude stop um so the heroes there was um there was a great shielder there was a divine there was a polly rogue there was a dead eye and there was a um a chronomancer they were very cool and they saved the Whole world you think the chronomancer did all this time stuff well hang on didn’t the world kind of sort of [ __ ] uh uh but that was like a great sacrifice right i mean we’re all still here all of us get to be alive today all of the slimes Yeah the slimes and the you know the other races like the monkeys and stuff well what’s your what’s your name little goopster monkeys my name is squire well squire do you think that we could be like those heroes one day oh you guys are so cool i could tell Your really great adventurers and i bet someday you’ll save the world again if we ever need it they should call you liar instead of that’s what i was about to say don’t tell me that’s mean i think i don’t speak about it nice to the little So squire we have a question uh the clock tower yeah is that the one with the clock on it yeah you’re so smart how do you know that you’re back guys dude okay we can be here man maybe [Laughter] let’s look at the journal we need to go to Uh the capsule of time okay we need to we do we need to go the clock tower first so squire it’s nice seeing you uh we’ll talk later i guess yeah if you go to the hall of heroes i’ll totally hang out with you there the door’s closed so i can’t get In of course like totally nobody’s ever believed in me before well i believe in you a hundred percent you could do it i believe in you squire he’s actually here yeah yeah how’s your child can you set your mind to oh my god thank believe in you you guys are taking things And get big everyone says that they all say that about us thank you oh you guys are really cool have this have this wart dude nobody wants that oh dude no no no no no that’s contagious absolutely absolutely do not hold on to that squire oh okay okay It was a gift no no it’s a dumb gift you burn that Are you literally no you guys are giving me so much stuff but you don’t want to take my take my book take my book too take my life no don’t you need that for your like quest or something I i know they tell us not to go into the time-locked areas but my snuffy really likes the flowers what a lovely puppy what a lovely oh man oh quest complete what was complete we found the clock tower we found the clock tower what are these words in Front of my eyes that’s that’s the quest complete so i guess we’re we got to go up into the clock tower oh this is so cool who wants to go in all right guys got frozen when they were before we headed out we’re gonna happen to watch Grizzly tell us what should we do grizzly when we go in there oh no i got you man no matter what we’ll walk up these steps together not as adventurers but after the things we’ve been through this situation i feel like we’ll be family brothers in arms And we’ll come back out of that clock tower down these steps together too all right okay if i go down i need you to tell i need you to tell the bee librarian should we go in let’s go in come on let’s go in hey listen grizz that was really good Man all right that was really great grizz let’s keep being you oh whoa a new quest entry oh no oh grizzly How’d you get here i guess i guess you can tell please oh you flew yeah makes sense people people run that’s cool what brings you here well we’re looking for the uh what’s the call what’s it called again the capsule the chrono uh the capsule capsule of time You know you know anything about the capsule we could try looking at the top of the tower for something like that how are we gonna get up there we can’t fly big shower i can’t i don’t have i don’t have swings like you i don’t know How we’re going to get up there you think i can jump up there since you can’t fly you’re going to want to use the the uh the defense right here then the oh my god [Laughter] just you just hit it and then move like you don’t it just starts to levitate Back i’m not guys i’m stuck grizzly I need you to catch me where are you bro wait where are you i don’t he sounds like he’s right next to me but i don’t see him oh he’s stuck on the seas you just want to move when you hit the levitation you don’t Need to stay on it you can just move forward yeah yeah i just ended up in a very uh sticky situation you got it that’s racist [Laughter] okay okay oh we go up here cool man how many how many of these how many of these people uh ancient people do you Think died to this [ __ ] parkour challenge probably a lot oh wait where are we going now oh we’re going up okay here oh okay up here okay oh another one uh this way uh okay where’s the next one ah over there oh okay okay a little dry Yeah just broke the leg it’s all good okay okay bisley just broke his leg he’ll catch up with us he’ll get better oh okay just put a little goop on it you’ll be fine ah okay i’m going up scoop have healing properties oh boy I think i made it i think i think i made it i think i’m here i did it yeah these guards up here they’re just time locks but they’re not actually they’re not actually gonna stop you they’re not they’re not they’re not really oh sucks to suck man i think there’s a ladder You think wait there’s a ladder up here uh i don’t know maybe come around over here what the you [ __ ] good they’ll they’ll get it eventually they’ll get it i believe in them be appalled go check on them all right oh they’re here they’re here people they’re here [Applause] what’s this oh nope No are you sure wait give me this leopold what what is it what what is this thing it looks like a cookie it’s used as the key for the temporal engine in the basement of the library oh the archive oh wait no that’s somewhere else the clock tower library oh Wait so how do i how do we get down just fall uh this little this little hole right here let’s go okay down the hall In here reading all the books i like to browse each section what’s your favorite of these books yeah i read i read maybe 90 what’s your favorite what’s your favorite riddle for many of the books oh my favorite book is a book about uh the different types of dirt it’s very nice Name them yeah you like all the dirt name them tops okay all right sediment yeah i i believe them wait what is this good guys this is the engine i’ve never seen it activated this is uh wait i don’t know guys this is pretty [ __ ] intense down here Where exactly would i put it i think you put it in this funny thing in the funny diamond okay lick it lick it first so it can look like yeah make sure you lick it lick it first you can just so it’s blowing it like a cartridge you know how that generally helps Yeah oh that’s here one second make sure nothing let me go okay okay chris chris chris good luck kiss one more okay wait a minute good luck one of those two can i get a good luck kiss yeah i gotcha okay everybody kiss me before i put it in okay all right everyone Everyone lock lips you got this grizzly you got this what did you say nothing great people is going to love this people’s going to love this people you’re going to look so cool hey can you say you believe in me i believe in you oh he’s got it you know or ordinarily i’d Tell you to stop egging him on but i think this is it’s fine because it’s the last time he’s gone after this uh oh oh oh oh oh my god i did it oh my god i did it people duck one of those wow what’s happening to me let’s go right here You’re all right grizzly you’re doing great i’ve never seen it wow what the hey ross yeah this is so [ __ ] cool you did so good man this is so awesome oh my god so it’s powering up whoa [Applause] why would you do this people there’s two of them again oh no graceland We were gonna do it together wait guys he’s he’s over there oh it’s an echo it’s it’s jay looks just how he’s used to it’s an echo album oh frozen in time forever [Laughter] oh my god what’s happening right now so peacefully [Laughter] we’re in the present we’re in the present We know come back mourn me a little longer breaking ended up dissipating the time the time bubble wait so four so before we were in the past yes it was it was sort of uh like locked in a proceeding position oh so that was that was the yeah that was the past now We’re in the present oh [ __ ] people what about all your books and stuff does that mean this whole place is wait the books yeah oh oh boy maybe i shouldn’t have said anything about god oh no it looks like the library i didn’t even finish reading them all oh I’m sorry beepo we didn’t know this is hey it’s all right you remember all the types of dirt right hey so listen listen i i have a book memorized by heart it’s about a vampire and a girl named bella um and and he left out the most important part the Werewolf jacob my favorite character i’m so [ __ ] sorry okay awesome was this my fault did i kill the bucks well you did put the uh you did put the lever in i would yeah i said that that technically use your own uh hubris and hurts to please no i don’t yeah It’s not charged anymore but i still have it okay well let’s hold on to that where should we go next uh well it’s said we’ll probably get back up right back up jig’s in here somewhere right whoa the clock tower’s broke what the hell wow why is there so many phones this is The clock tower stuff what the hell that was That was the the tower we just climbed what oh i almost walked oh don’t fall down any halls did we lose somebody oh yeah he jumped in a hole for comedic effect yeah we lost him a long time ago we did lose him i i just saw the the the the slime fairy Wait what’s happening okay my son retrieve him [Laughter] my beautiful baby boy let’s wait for your friend yeah we’ll wait for him before moving on oh here he comes it’s him hi bisley watch out for the halls fizzly it would probably be really funny if he Fell in a hole a second time for comedica that would not be very funny at all Dude i’m trying to piece together if that was a bit or if you really just did that she did it with like so much purpose you know what i mean yeah i know you can never really tell with busily he was walking towards us pretty like Gun-hosed so i don’t know man yeah what is this room he’s floating about him yeah he’s he’s from florida he’s fine uh wait okay what hold on this looks like it’s part of the engine hey this is the engine the engine part of the engine engine how do we how Do we activate it i love that game ratio okay guys yeah guys i was gonna say maybe there’s somewhere to put this stuff no there’s a pr there’s two pressure plates oh there are yeah look oh hold on i’ll i’ll wait no more guys the door just collapsed oh oh what uh okay Guys someone stand on the other pressure plate i’ll stand on this one okay oh look look look the the the machine oh oh oh [ __ ] oh my machine that’s definitely the oh guys i think i’m about to put the doodad in the doohickey oh oh ah quick shrink against your impact whoa Okay okay did it turn is that going to turn it back do you think i don’t know i think it’s turned on maybe we try what okay tickle it uh charlie try taking it once it’s done i guess oh it’s charged again give that to uh Can you throw that to me for a sec yeah absolutely okay can you freeze honestly i don’t trust anybody else with the airways hold this charlie i want i want to dab up beepo and forget it forever try using it try did you just say using it yeah yeah use it on bebo Okay I just scattered us into the past you did are we like criminals now i feel like we’re in a palace I’m god you control time you’re the chronomancer dude i that that’s a dangerous power for charlie to have okay okay pretty freaking cool guys okay what’s back here wait oh something there were some wig through here maybe in [Laughter] I’m gonna start thinking of some chronomancer jokes guys i’m really gonna lean into it check out this one i passed gas how’s that that one and i’ll see and i’ll fart and say that one just keep going what do we do here i just how about this one i’ve got i’ve got a Present for you actually this is the this is the past don’t do don’t ruin this for me i’m sorry hey guys there’s vents crazy If you come across a dead end try switching oh you’re so smart you’re so smart you’re so smart guys don’t you think you’re coming on a little strong there hey guys i think i think we want to alternate here this is a dead Dude i’m going to freaking chronomancer deal with it yo that guy’s just floating yeah i’m here i’m here i’m here you all sound so stupid okay look at this look at this puzzle i’m not good at parkour oh oh i think we’re gonna 88 miles per hour charlie no no god damn it I might have been wrong okay oh wait all right you got to get down low yeah get you got this chris you got this chris do not fall here’s what i’m going to do you’re going to jump and i’m going to switch it to the past or the present Right as you jump oh my god then you’re going to land yes yes yes yep on three ready yep got it b-bow if i fall catch me okay ready yuck monster two three [Laughter] wait guys you can just jump up guys you could just jump up here are you kidding me Oh what are you talking about oh preston right here oh there’s a lever wait wait there’s i got it you got it people i handled it sick okay always counting on business uh do you want to swap it back charlie um okay listen i’m pretty okay i mean no I’m not the chronomancer i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry mr chronomancer i just yeah that’s what i thought i’m yeah watch what you say man i’ll i’ll literally undo your mom undo everything just control z my goddamn life over what’s up what’s up grizzly how did You guys oh is this this is this oh i can you should be able to yeah oh oh god okay where are we now oh there’s another no there’s another lever over here now right yeah there we go okay i’m broken down here we’re making progress no you can you can climb up Through there’s a water now that you can climb push it back switch it back to the future don’t do it don’t do it can he’s just choosing not to do the pass please gracious This is so wild this is awesome now it’s not the time to have cold feet man you gotta go on my way we are in the present right uh we want to go to the past i think oh oh oh okay it looks like you can place the temporal Alternator on this on this thing on this place Oh [Laughter] which came first the creature or the egg we first dug this metallic machine up in the quarry to the north and the badlands this is boring i would rather read the book about dirt yeah you’re you’re the first you’re the first thing i’d read about chris Thank you just coming on to me right now what did i do dude i died that’s like that’s one of the items artifact we were looking i think it was yeah that’s one of the objects that was the capital of time was an egg oh where are they i don’t know Oh there they are over here guys hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa you’ve achieved your your quest then huh yeah we have yeah i think so we still we got three more to find but that’s one of them excellent yeah we’re back outside bestest look on your adventures thank You people we love you people bye be safe oh god when she says it’s just so much funnier it’s squires hello squire [Applause] did you guys have a good time at the quotatorium yeah you’re never going to vote it’s not always about us did you have a good time Yeah i just kind of hung out at oh it’s open it was closed before and then you guys showed up and it opened squire my only objective who’s in it is there something we should do in here oh there’s really cool puzzles um maybe at The end um it’ll help you on your uh adventure but i’ve never been able to do the puzzles because it takes multiple guys we’re good at posing we just did puzzles we’re very good at puzzles yeah we are really you are You see that riddle guy again i really hope so no you know i just i feel like we’ve been we’ve been nice to a lot of people lately and i sort of just want one i just want to be really bad yeah what is this you know oh well Says they have to be nice so that statue up there is of um the pie rogue oh the pyro you’re a little bit of a pie rogue aren’t you a little arsonist oh yeah okay wait where is where do we need to go i turned up i turned the thingamajig oh Sometimes the um the entrance to the sewers gets a little clogged with slime so you’ll have to turn the valves to empty it out oh so we need to turn we need to empty it out so we can get down yeah if you solve all the puzzles to get To the valves you should be able to reach the sewers oh a stamp okay stand like a statue on this don’t even move i think i missed oh is this where i’m supposed to be i’m scared there’s a little pressure plate okay i got i did it Let’s just wait for them yo what is this this is a slope uh this is the dead 45 degrees bro that’s not the right that’s a really God my brain can’t take all these angles i don’t i feel like i did something wrong here i’m just back up here wait a second it’s so close yeah no i want to go the other way no guys i think oh oh i changed the angle okay one second can you hit the No not this one not this one one second now now do it if there’s a valve down there you should hit it yeah return it i guess we got the valve well it sounds like you did uh and it’s based on i think this is the great shielder oh Oh my god let’s call ourselves the goob gang wait hold on i like meat men i feel like i’ve seen there’s an actual i was going to new york city and they’re going to stab us in the street if we do that they probably that was really fast oh wow you Guys got it already oh yeah baby we’re cooping we’re cooping yeah goop gang out they call us goop gang first this way what happened to meat men let’s call themselves i still like meat men meat man the auto slugs auto slops roll out exactly so gross man i did it oh boy Oh what is this oh no nice dude dude confusing okay and i [ __ ] it uh no what the [ __ ] okay uh no i think i just moved it by standing on the pressure plate so you jump over the other side hey cool cool that’s yeah that’s what i was hoping all Right sick and then we go here and then i got it we got the lever oh you did it nice good job yo guys we’re kind of gamers damn it push the block hey man you did great you did great yeah i watched big girls i was there you’re looking big today this Is where i leave you guys so if you go down the slide it’s going to take you into the sewers this one right here out here i’m going to oh you’re not welch but it’s so much more fun here you guys go do your like cool adventure thing i’m Going to hang out here okay please take the slide with us um lots of things are made of slime so maybe in your heart you’re taking the slide with you can i just like can i just take a small piece of you um i mean i kind of need that Oh just like a chunk like a little block of cheese i want to keep my body backing away just a little just a very small one how else am i going to remember you probably wouldn’t even notice i’ll do it off the back you won’t even See it you won’t even see it here i don’t like you guys anymore you you’re going down to the sewers i’m going to say this oh you guys you’re hurting they’re feeling i [ __ ] it up i [ __ ] it up one on your adventure bye little cookies Taking advantage of this man i’m taking advantage of this man wait there’s a guy in the pipe ha ha i’m in the pipes y’all take a bath dude yeah yo oh he making funny noises oh this guy says welcome to junction this is the hub that connects all parts of the sewers Okay so how do i get to rat port take a left after and look for the giant cheese banner you can’t miss it all right giant cheese bananas okay this is [ __ ] crazy get on that big thing i have to go around and to the other side of the hub Yes okay so we got three locations that we need to go to here in order to get all the items so uh okay so i think we should hit the cheese first charlie charlie watch out i’m ready charlie watch out [Applause] well that’s unfortunate yeah all right Hey we’re supposed to be doing the quests what are we getting here again uh we’re getting cheese or something we’re getting there’s a cheese sign we need to go to there’s like more items for the quest i think yeah yeah yeah it’s over there oh yeah there’s the cheese sign which of The artifacts is down here is it any of them i think there’s a few right right or like so the slice of life says in our journal in our funny journal that uh it’s currently being protected by the pirates that’s funny pirates like pirates are they gonna light us on fire i don’t Really know if i like them shoot us out of a cannon all the music hello in a way welcome to red town what can i oh my god oh my god we’re looking forward to bringing me here we’re looking for the slice of life dude it’s literally a [ __ ] wrath i love rats Oh my name’s scrub lloyd they call me something really good at scrubbing the decks all right what we gotta do if you want to find the slice of life you’re gonna have to talk to captain cam and bear over at the docks the doc’s gonna like which way is that follow me Okay so what happened to rats i don’t remember them being so bipolar you run so intensely and yet so slowly it’s weird with Very strange that’s probably something you need to get checked out man when you find yourself in a whole community you have to dig a hole even deeper i’ll dig i’ll dig a hole here bigger than what does this one say i’m gonna ah the seas be quite calming Salty air pirates life be good you’re gonna go in a mighty mighty big hole look at this actual water wait hey hey wait hey yeah you hear that what do you what i don’t be hearing anything what’s this standing over here hello to cuff and colombia you know there’s Only two letters between rat and scrat we we’re looking for the slice of life ah the sliced life that be one of our greatest commodities here you want that yeah uh yeah yeah yeah we’re just gonna we’re just gonna take that family you give that to us lately oh i cannot sadly give It to you yet he must talk to the king the king the king of the rats i will steal his booty thankfully you came to me i will give you permission you just needed to come to me to get permission to deceive the king it’s not too simple can you take us to The king sadly no i have some last minute counting to you but i believe you talked to a scrub lord oh yeah hey scrub lord hello scrub lord oh hey how are you doing we got scrubbing we got permission to see the king can you take us to the king stop your little Rat all right let’s go this way hey scrub lord you know it’s it’s kind of quiet here i wish there was maybe like something we could listen to while we were walking over maybe like uh like a scab can you scat for us i’m too young to know what that is I can i can lead you in no no no no no no no no no not that kind of scat scat singing no don’t don’t [ __ ] [ __ ] on me just listen to this listen to this just a little bit scrubby you gotta do this if you want to run with us yeah It’s the initiation give us your best come on scrub it in scrub it in you got this come on let’s go scuba diving you’re doing great you’re doing great okay you’re doing great yes yes yes yes you’re scatting you’re scatting just kidding all right uh you you show me your best scout you Know okay all right how about this one skip it up oh he pulled out all the stops skipping it let him let’s get it it’s giving his cap all right wait what’s this guy saying be the entrance to the king’s hall you may only enter if you spoke to the Captain we have spoken to the captain [Applause] i said it at the same time that was the same time as you okay guys wait a minute i said okay what’s our plan for getting uh talking to the king this is royalty i think we just scattered him until he Gives us what we want but what if he executes us or kills us that’s fine let’s go [Laughter] rules i don’t want to steal your slice of life what up squeaky deal i mean take it take from my people uh well we just need it can we have it Is the can you give it to the thing we want to steal is some scat bars lay them down oh my god he’s a real [ __ ] dude okay he’s real he’s gone he’s we found the king bow bow cheese all right travel before me oh please give us please give us The slice of life uh yes yeah but we want it can i can i come up there and kiss your rings um kiss the finger kind of deal yes yes oh my king i’m happy about that okay okay you’re making your dick such a [ __ ] suck-up dude dude What a goddamn sip shut up peasants i am next to the game now you’re better than us you’re just up there you can you can you can use force no i just wait no of course knock him down knock him down of course not i’ll go back down king do you do you Execute people every once in a while yes we got something oh can you do that to me that’s not a good way to go awesome i don’t know it was very nice how does uh how does this work how do we do this yeah how do we guys we can’t Was not to come here to die our plan was to get the slice of life right so where do we go to get the slice of life if you’re giving us permission right yeah you can you can take some we we kind of sell it like on the dime oh that Was easy it’s just like a it’s just like something that’s just like a commodity like like lobster it was a big deal when it came out but uh it’s however much of my booty that i need i get it the the market’s oversaturated thank you for your uh time thank you Thank you very much can i hear one last sketch wow oh it’s so good amazing i’ll be back to kiss that other ring all right bye king squeaky well how did it go tell me what’s going on yes ah you got permission back around assistant sets up if you don’t talk i Bet his dialogue will keep rolling through okay yeah see did it go well Ah splendid well come on then scrubby guys what have we been doing this whole [ __ ] time what be talking about what’s going on huh what you’ve got a nice booty have you seen a man walk through here how are you enjoying your time in the red sports ah loving it one is great This is my favorite part rats i love rats okay ties this guy using a slime think of me now take that back let’s keep going let’s keep coming ah let’s go let’s go i just said yes this would be our fight hey watch where you’re going Yo who want to fight me in a rad pit who trying to fight in a round thank yeah they’re talking to each other that’s really weird they’re kind of a weird bunch of pokemon aye aye captain yeah by myself oh follow your lead hey watch out the lunch what’s that That lunch pit yummy yummy yummy oh it’s all food i’m hungry this is good looking this is our lunch pitch yes yes i’m hungry looks good delicious mmm i’m hungry i’m full Uh okay we’re coming here thanks for the let’s go oh quite peculiar wait we got it be our slicer life factory ambassador the captain sent you here yes i i see here it is right here it’s cheese precisely it is a stuffed dreams are made of true life worth living cheese Oh we completed the quest we got the cheese so this is it it’s just a slice of cheese to come out we need that charlie charlie where to now wait where’s the egg where’s the yeah the slice of life i’m hungry no don’t eat the egg no no no no Well friends this be where we part ways oh you’re leaving us i have a gift Do not look at me in the eyes i’m better than you i’m better encouraging violence it’s entertaining well i’ve been seeing you all hope you come around some other time then maybe we’re quite interesting hey hey keep it it was our pleasure meeting you guys keep on scouting something for your time Don’t don’t throw your coins there very you give it up give it back to me where do we i know you’re practicing but captain scott yeah give us a scat captain I believe in you scrub lord come on scrubby yeah i won’t have to eat you all right what what i’m hungry i’m hungry okay hungry i think we’re going through this pit of slime right guys i don’t know if we can i made it through whoa oh no oh no oh no [Applause] you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] take it down i’m not taking anything down the only rat here i don’t know that i’m i’m your friend what are you talking about i thought you guys were excited to see him again no i wasn’t then i saw him again Oh the adventurous good to see you again oh my god what are you doing the aggression hey listen i’ll give it to you you don’t need to give me any of that actually it’s better to collect it all um however uh i would love to help you Out in any way that i can okay you can’t i was gonna you won’t disappoint me well i was going to help you but uh i guess not i mean you don’t need my help at all can you at least take down the barrier hey come on man wait wait wait Wait wait don’t do it maybe i could ever help you come on i can i can pause you a question i could cause you to stall a little bit or say fall a little bit [ __ ] you quizzer [ __ ] you quizzer hey you [ __ ] you haters you’re gonna Walk on one like tonight oh i love that guy yeah hey ross are you sure you haven’t worked in the combat yet uh yeah verbally yeah oh what i think we’re experts in in verbal combat oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i got it stay back [ __ ] out of me it’s a big man hi big man uh we got we fell to me what was that loud noise justin what is what is this guy [ __ ] so we were guys yelling at yelling at the wizard he knocked us down a hole now we’re here where are we You’re in my cat combs oh this is the catacombs catacombs okay oh like natural resource well slimes you see they uh they take their form by like consuming bones and i’m the one who collects them i didn’t think you were gonna be so smart when i saw you i’m really sorry so I have a question if i just see a bunch of slime and i just have a bunch of bones and i just throw them in do i get do people i mean chances are you’ll make a grime not slime it depends how many bones you use no how many focusing What is a grime is that like if i were to if i were to melt myself down to just my bones and jump into a bunch of slime would i become a slime well you just asked what grime is by the way look over those boxes there appear to be some there oh Wait why are the grimes like that yeah why are they grinding what happened to them is what happens when when slimes consume too many bones they get a bit greedy and then they lose their marbles no i knew a guy who had like 300 bones oh oh my god There’s too many bones don’t talk about me not like i’m not here do you mind pushing me as details um what let’s go that was a solid death i know right actually he broke my hand i apologize no it’s fine it’ll it’ll get better this happens all the time he taps a lot Anyway so they lose their mind and at the moment they appear to be roaming through my catacombs uh i have currently renovated this place to kind of like remaster their traps to prevent grave robbie yeah i love what you’ve done with the places yeah it looks uh looks great But what i’m doing is i’m trying to keep the grimes out to protect up oh yeah sure just ignore the height that’s a big one oh that’s a big hole that’s a big guy [ __ ] man that is a sizeable [ __ ] they’re getting really close now i thought you’re gonna reach The wyvern what are you gonna do with one of those why wait sorry what the why version what the vibrant yeah well the wyvern is our it’s our guardian per se if something goes wrong within the slime region the wyvern helps ice who waits vibrant bones uh A little bit of everything to be honest with you i don’t stand there and stare it’s rude hey so like i’m mo i’m bones does that make things weird i’m also bones also like partly bones well if you guys want bones and i’m bones i just You know well i think you die when he takes the bones not trying to imply anything oh wait sometimes i get lost in my own rooms listen wait wait wait wait what is all this what is this well why don’t you have a nosey it’s a little little mushroom guy a little Mushroom right anyway oh that’s cool okay hey listen i mean if you’re looking for bones i’m willing to give away my femur for a price who’s this who’s this guy what’s this guy right here i didn’t realize that we had like a functioning economy here and i want more This i want more money is a living breathing god shrew me true me it kind of looks like just a mushroom to me though yeah yeah look like a stone sorry i’m sorry i’m just i’m bored that was damn that was good man oh look at these grapes okay so It appears like i’ve forgotten the solution to open this door here i’m gonna need a hand oh okay we’re great at puzzles so you’re in luck a puzzle fuzz i don’t know a puzzle listen as long as it isn’t a quiz i’m fine the first filled with fiery’s passion Filled with tears of resent so one is filled with passion and then other ones filled with tears of resent crying so the first is feared with a fiery passion oh so we oh Oh good where is so smart Your bones you used your bones i did you need to stop mentioning bones before i hit you with the shovel oh wait we’re oh another puzzle all right now i kind of want to kind of just want to see how hard he can hit me with that Shovel i’m not gonna lie you know actually that’s a challenge i uh hang on hang on ross ross i know you want to solve this uh puzzle but i want to solve another one which is how hard can this man hit connie with a shovel i mean he’s pretty s he’s pretty stacked Look how big he he is pretty stylish all right let’s see wait did we did we catch your name man he didn’t do dumpy damn pee that’s it stampede all right i thought i heard you see oh i bet he was bigger oh you are cruising for a bruising mister Need every brain cell you have to solve this puzzle guys i think that actually hurts wait the shovel everyone you can yeah that’s it i kind of wish he hit you with it so you’d forget that that was sad that was really brutal okay it’s uh oh oh okay Wait so what’s the order here no yes no i think did these court do these correspond to anything here yes i think we should probably pay attention to the hallway where uh okay orange yellow hang on green orange brown green orange brown brown green mussels orange Him i don’t need him anymore hey at least touch it look at this stop what happened this would help you get to the other side i should probably fulfill my words right shielder ah these you should probably pay attention to these because there’s something up ahead uh yeah okay so we Got shielder oh and it says uh right shielder what the what is divine i don’t [ __ ] know dude Pie rogue Who is this one wait why isn’t their name around for i don’t know i can’t count eldritch language of scott how do i look dude that is freaky does it fit yeah you think so you’re looking good oh oh oh what is that thing crawl wait is that dumpy sneak by that ain’t Dumping no no no will you pack it in i’ve been deadly serious here we could literally die okay do you think i could like pay him off i have money we’re the main we’re the main characters kanji kandi i think you should throw your femur to distract him There are grimes patrolling here we need to have to wait for them to go so what happened just like hypothetically if i didn’t do that okay do not get caught bro that was a nightmare what happened are you good i got ripped apart in my dreams condy you’re cracked you’re cracked It will never look behind it oh that nonsense get down oh we got caught here this one’s going so what is the gold damn it ah oh bother hey we keep getting caught are we like bad at this i think we can’t it can’t look at us It’s looking it’s looking okay go go go go go go go go go go go go scary when it gets here i know Good thing this big guy is blind come on you’ll make it you’ll make it there’s a mother let’s just go alright okay there’s another one be careful i got caught [ __ ] i got caught again okay hold on [ __ ] just wait wait wait wait wait Okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go yeah yeah yeah go go okay yeah florida how did you know you don’t you don’t want to go there man you don’t want to go there you don’t want to go there I don’t know florida sounds like the name of the nest of these grimes that’s not very far off not very far off quickly while this back is turned [ __ ] okay This is the most precarious one try not to slip i’ll move out your way because i’m fat you’re not fat yeah you’re just dumpy you’re just big you have big bumps here listen for what it’s worth i think they should have named you dumpy i appreciate that i wish they did Careful guys there’s another one on that there that thought that was going to happen he just got a ring don’t hold your spot hold your spot don’t move don’t move i’ll tell you where to go now come now all right i see it i see it i see it there we go All right okay damn it don’t be here chris good job guys oh i’m really honestly worried about this [ __ ] big one the most i i think we should hold i think we uh we lost dumpy dumpy you you lost me yeah don’t be puppy no dumpy will be back and he’ll re he’ll Respond he’s the fattest okay let’s all right where we are look at that ugly oh look at this oh five of them there’s talk and what’s the book say oh only after lawrence sacrificed at the front gates using information gathered from rumors and ancient archives wait Hold on this is we gotta go to the beginning in the war the heroes fought valiantly many fell in battle against the enemy favinus the great shielder fell before lawrence the divine but after leonardo the dead eye the pyro ignis was slain at the fort castle before indrid the Chronomancer but piece of paper only after lawrence sacrificed himself at the front gates using the information gathered from rumors and ancient archives what order did the heroes fall in it’s a rich [ __ ] quiz it’s a quiz yeah leonardo i remember what it was it was it was always okay leo fevonius You guys smell smoke idea like yeah leo fuvonius lawrence pyroc and dredd which is lawrence which one’s [ __ ] is lawrence lawrence isn’t it [ __ ] who is lawrence is the divine he’s the divine oh it works Small hands to press a button wait who got corresponding you’re living your whole life buttonless i have is this the course matter oh this is yeah here you want to see it sure i don’t think i don’t think that that charlie can eat this one okay charlie you hold on to it Can i see that course matter come look at this this is what we was protecting i’m hungry wait what are we protecting no no i’m hungry oh wait hold on one sec we got a dc he i think he i think he ate it and he died i think He died my friend discombobulated yeah no he just he just ate the course man let’s just wait here for a second he she the course matter yes he’s actually eaten everything so far uh the slices don’t mind him he’s got a bucket all the time you know how it is Uh the course matter didn’t go through so well yeah you blacked out there for a second yeah so actually i saw it i got it i’ve thought about it a little bit charlie and i think the course matter might be salt hey you know what no it’s Fine i think it i think it went through its course all right what does it look like on the other side um you know weirdly it’s weirdly kind of green oh beautiful i know speaking of beautiful come look at the water and i just heard i just heard just a faint Just a faint like Thoughts them etcetera etcetera and then you use that to make new slime people wow dumpy where should we go from here we need to get the wait hold on let me look at my journal you need to get the chex notes is is the burying flesh burying flesh so We need to get out of the very flesh well actually the way else this way it takes a right to carrying flesh kind of sounds like the worst one yeah yeah it sounds a little scary it doesn’t taste nice i can give you the dragon oh that’s not going to stop charlie it’s Not it never has before dragon maybe this one will finally kill me yeah what’s this guy’s what of course mata was before you ate it hey vincent van gogh oh vincent van gogh i’m painting the walls of the catacomb the greystone is far too Drab for my liking and i’m a bit of a colorful flair oh of course this tomb will be my magnum office oh it’s like his sistine chapel that’s beautiful okay so where is it too large to get through this hole so you’re gonna have To go on without me guys oh no all right it’s good good morning man adventuring with you why does everybody wait he always before you go man touch chips just a little bit just touch tips oh sure hey wait where did you get that shovel don’t worry about it oh bye bye zompie Bye hey so have we actually like have we actually called any people by their actual names or we just i don’t i don’t trust i don’t trust this guy at all i’ve called everybody by their real name i don’t i don’t know we we called we Called beepo uh by their name but only because they’re the only person we’ve met that deserves it was not even their actual name yeah their name was their name and be appalled yeah oh [ __ ] and we just called them people oh god well no no we haven’t that’s that’s what That’s what brings us yeah wait this we’re back at the oh we’re back at the bridge but the the slam is all red oh i don’t i don’t like i don’t like the bridge wait the bridge is reformed and out of slime oh that’s [ __ ] pretty hey Quizzicard we’re going for you you piece of [ __ ] where are you this is the end for him where are you he’s dead i’m gonna stab you guys what are you having here i hear funky music oh yeah hella funky whoa i’m coming for your skin i got a riddle for you You’re gonna take his skin oh wait we gotta go to the next the next thing which is this way i think uh you can only assume right keep going yeah i keep going left because i think we have to hit all of them oh whoa okay we’re Going in here i think what’s this this is to the agura okay uh yeah we haven’t been there yet let’s go to this room slime gunk chest new quest entry okay uh a slimy situation it seems the slimes uh recruited you to take care of the t-rex so we are We’re going for the varying flesh you’re heading towards agura okay so we have to haggle with him some form of currency kanye i think this is good news guys i’m rich elevator oh i think hey what are you gonna have to do if you have to spend the money well uh Have you thought about are you ready for that no i guess we could just jump down huh just i’m not i’m not yeah i don’t this is all i have from caffeine i’m hungry no don’t eat my money i’m hungry oh what the hell this is so pretty yo this place is crazy Wow hey check this out yeah oh another candle wow hello there oh my god grandma hello cookies great greetings adventurers what brings you to the agura today we’re looking for the varying flesh and also cookies and also various kinds of cookies that sounds sort of familiar to me you got any push cookies I i don’t actually but i do have some shopping to do so if you want to follow me around maybe i’ll remember where the you know the shopkeep that sells the varying flashes our friend here is rich so maybe i’m rich yeah maybe uh you’ll probably need that to pay him Whoever what’s that flash can i buy it this is my sweet pets they’re a pearl oyster how much can i buy it my friend here is this is this is my precious child you can’t have them what’s it sorry i don’t know if you were listening The first time my friend here is a very wealthy man very i bet with some salt maybe some pepper no my my pet is priceless my friend here has a thick [ __ ] femur and he’s and he’s looking like my goodness for someone so far no takers no anyway you’re here for something Specific yeah the very flesh show us the varying places to be really helpful that would be really i can’t remember but you could always ask some uh some of the townsfolk on the way listen my memory is not the best i’m very old what are you like oldest i can tell You don’t look at dicks see if any of these good people can help you sure hey how old are you i cannot remember fresh off the grill you’re flirting with her you don’t look a day over 20. i’m sorry son you’re too young for me damn well and you’re too old for me But i ever mentioned and it’s agreed there’s some clubs in here it’s not a place i i tend to go but i know some of you young people like these clubs grandma let’s hit the clubs yeah oh no i’m going small come on clubs come on grandma come on come on All right if you insist oh my god he’s tiny hey welcome to the fight club take a seat the round just started how do i get my bets on red my bets on red tag me to red tag me in tag me and i went in on it I put all my money down on this oh [ __ ] these guys look intense tag me in bro you’re not gonna make it oh my god i got a potato you need a secret i got you your potatoes i gotta do a snack men fight take the potatoes Yo kettle boots energy carbs you need cars carbs what the hell is this thing it’s a lizard i think what come look at this oh this way adventure is up the stairs okay grandma i found a colt guys i found a cult i want to join yeah Grandma i don’t want to be left out hey grandma wearing a coat look grandma what do you need me to see what is it grandma join our cult oh goodness that’s too much for me you can’t have your face i can’t do this it’s not good for my for my heart as you Are too old you mean that you’re in them grandma you must join the coin no grandma no grandma come back this reminds me too much of my my younger years i tried to forget i tried to forget that give me that let’s just go upstairs come come come come come come here Oh my goodness oh my goodness i don’t know what has possessed you grandma come here where are you going i’m i’m leading you to the end maybe somebody will know something grandma i need his cat greatness we learned about boundaries today okay boundaries are important what’s a boundary No um it’s like when you tell someone no oh boundaries are meant to be broken that’s not true this way i hear there’s a very special perfect music Hit the floor yeah check me out you’re big oh hey break that [ __ ] down hey so much energy let’s go yeah all right let’s go uh break it down we’re in the town oh yeah we got slime it’s time when slamantha you know it’s the air though she’s singing this [ __ ] With all the friends and guess what we’re friends to the end yo Grandma i’m growing as a person you are dear you are i’m so i’m ever so proud of you he’s proud of these friends grandma that’s my grandson that’s my grandson carrots for everybody yeah [Applause] [Applause] oh my goodness oh goodness you know what i i think this building over here if i if memory serves me correctly may be the place you need to go this woman that was awesome This kind of jams that’s kind of jam grandma this do be a slapper uh try in here try in here okay slime door hey welcome to the meat shop can i get you fellas uh we’re looking for some very nice [Applause] [Applause] we’re looking for a little bit of flesh if you know what i’m Yeah they’ll be fruity around tony all right we’re meaty we’re meaty no tony your head looks great tony your head looks great don’t worry about yourself what you’re saying all tomato sauce is made with apples you know that right that’s not true i i yeah i feel like that that doesn’t Check out then why they call it apple sauce let me get this together real quick logic’s magic man you guys need this for some kind of like sandwich or something yeah we’re doing some crazy rituals we’re doing yeah some ritual kill a dinosaur something something a ritual We’re gonna find a dinosaur we’re gonna beat the [ __ ] out of him hey yeah yeah you’re gonna break tony our grandma’s our grandma’s watching so we’re going to need you to whip it up real special if that’s hard all right all right no you don’t have to Whip anything i promise you don’t listen grandma you’ll go with it whip it right now grandma hit the wheel hit the whip grandma let’s do grandma i know the other direction you can do whatever your days you know hey all right you look like a trustworthy guy take my son oh You know what i appreciate that hey you know what i’ll take my other son tony take tony take my son too hey Can i can feed the kids kids nicely get them a good education you can feed them all right here’s another one oh okay actually hold on that one’s mine can you throw that one back yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you’re going to need anyone i’m pretty sure we got mixed up tony i’m Pretty sure that one’s actually mine uh i got it i don’t want to drop that one that’s not enough for you tony is that i i think that’s good i think yeah huh okay the the flesh is ready dude dwight do you want to take it yeah give us the flesh completely Maybe like a quarter of that or a half tony i’m gonna call the cops or you can give me a point what y’all totally appreciate you tony tony appreciate tony how many coins i’m rich man something for your time something for your time tony three coins All right oh something for your time all right this is something hey tony something for you something for you yeah something hey tony something for your timing thank you something for you hey tony i got these sticks for free something for your you can take you could take this path to Your next leg on your journey and this is where we depart grandma it’s me thank you so much of course of course you could do anything you set your heart to all right party even be old guys party kisses for grandma mwah Sweet grandchildren good luck on your journey thank you grandma go before i change my Oh we got to make our way over oh this vote will take us to the vote okay everyone on the boat don’t hit that button yet i don’t think just ever is everyone sitting on the boat i’m sitting on the boat all right ready to go i wish Grandma were sitting on the block me too Oh yo what that’s me what wait what’s going on what the [ __ ] this is a loading screaming what all right we can depart did you guys see a loading screen too yeah no i didn’t see anything what do you mean what i was crazy dude that was pretty that was pretty That was you you were on your loading screen too yeah you were there dude grandma would be so proud of me i got i got a whole loading screen oh hey listen charlie yeah i’ve been i’ve been thinking lately what you’ve been thinking maybe the money is for me Welcome to the badlands i’m assuming you’re adventurers this is a place where we research big bones around our lands older creatures and such big bones follow the path to the doctor’s hut and the quarry you can’t miss it thank you thank you kind thanks for the gold kind stranger thank you stranger thanks Stranger for the gold whoa that’s some big balls oh my god pig shepherd my dog they’re little my dog is such a good among us among us among us where are you seeing among us i don’t know they have one bone among us among us Among us i refuse to be a part of this let’s go to the cabin all right okay i need a witch doctor which which doctor uh witch doctor which doctor which doctor honestly grizzly you’re not really sure which doctor you’re talking about which doctor doctor which doctor what’s happening with this Door hello hello hello which doctor which doctor holy [ __ ] invitations dear friends [Applause] [Applause] humble witch doctor dr smith doctor [ __ ] doctor i don’t believe you your ruffle stilts get under there i see you rubble cool i’m wizard the witch doctor this is my home i believe you’re the adventurers that i called for hey wait wait which doctor can you speak olney and rhyme please I am the witch doctor that is me uh and now answer me these questions three there you go yes thank you you are you are quite the helpful group of friends you’re all fine i sent a very specific thing to your quest giver in town to put together this Thing to stop the gelatosaurus rex oh you mean the egg and the flesh and the cheese yes you’re going to need to toss all that in the car get out of there i’m sorry sorry i’m good it’s all good to know i want to be an ingredient All right who has the ingredients i got the egg i think it’s all the truth i have the slice of life who’s got the cheese i have a slice of life in the course matter okay i’ll throw it in and it will take turns out the meat all right i’m Putting in the egg i gotta put in drop it there goes the cheese okay i of course matter schmidt come right in hey here we go you know what you know what i don’t throw it in throw it in throw it in you got something there it goes all right all right just Tell it is that the first piece throw it in there’s still the meat there’s still the meat okay now before i throw this in this isn’t like a trap or anything right we’re not gonna absolutely not this isn’t like brittle is it check where’s my dice I got a 14. he does this sometimes you believe him he does this you believe me he seems to be telling the truth all right okay they’re going to cast the magic so let’s come down here guys wait wait wait wait hold on hold on wait wait something ingredient i got it Make sure you didn’t pick up any ingredients now i will say the ancient incantation full circle wait what what the heck was that what was that ah yes finally you just [ __ ] something else no oh no god guys you just provided me with the greatest gift of all time For your time oh okay there’s way more what’s over there i’m going to what are these out of you what are these you’re not going to be walking on any leg guys guys what’s going on guys you’re all so inconsiderably dances that’s not a word for your time for your time breakfast sandwich Mcmuffin iron ask me your riddles you have given me my lunch and now i will bid you a due thank you so much for your last question please i’m begging you wait wait wait the july next week oh that’s still a problem see ya wait wait there hello Hello i’m trapped in my home it’s very unfair how do i get you this is locked away by a goblin who kept your party at bay oh god he’s waking and rising where are you I’m locked in a closet i’ve run out of rhymes Hey come out the closet buddy are you ready thank you thank you thank you adventure brave so it was very um damn listen there is no time to waste there’s a there really is a gelatosaurus rex down in the quarry and it really is wreaking havoc on our friends We used all the items to make a bunch of uh meals yeah we got mcguffins in this here closet no please keep it open yes we need to go straight but uh we do need to get in there if there’s if you look right here we’ve got more mcguffins These are cannons yogurt cannons yeah what we’ve got oh dude they shoot mcmuffin they’re trying to do yes they shoot exactly as i uh anticipated listen if i shoot you please don’t this is my home holy [ __ ] i’m out of ammo shoot okay use use those weapons all right those those those Handy dandy uh yogurt cannons or whatever they’re called okay that i that you’ve just acquired if you feed the gelatinosaurus rex enough times maybe you’ll be able to sedate the beast and save the quarry this is [ __ ] insane man this is crazy dude i don’t understand how these um Mcguffins work we’re gonna die out there man it’s a dinosaur one is to shoot mcguffins at the dinosaur to put it to sleep is that what you’re saying yes so that yeah if you feed the dinosaur enough then maybe it will be i need i need to i need a second to Speak to my friends here yeah let’s just talk about this yeah actually hey could you could you go back in there for a second yeah just just go back in there can you go back in there one second can you go back in there back in there for one second i mean We’re just needing some privacy some privacy okay so we’re gonna die we’re all gonna die guys this is [ __ ] insane this is wait so we have to go fight a dinosaur with muffins jump in there witch doctor stay close i know you’re the ones who put me here Just stay there stay there for a little bit say something okay guys listen what are we what do we even will be able to stop the what was it the dinosaur you don’t even remember the gelatinosaurus i don’t have any mcguffins i mean what do we what do we even owe these people Though right i mean like we just showed up this was all because of that old man huh well i mean we should probably stop the the dinosaur you’re right guys it’s worth a try let’s head out everybody head out come on guys it’s because of let’s get out of here let’s Get out of here let’s say that about grandma you know what you’re right you’re right guys we can’t change let’s do thank you which doctor will never forget you i’ll never forget you who wait wait which doctor we were talking about what doctor what are we doing i think we’re going this way I’m not really sure honestly are we just venturing out into the [ __ ] desk what is that which way this way okay what’s over here They do move in herds okay howdy how are you doing oh yeah hi there oh hello there we need them we need them we need them shooting me with muffins you look a little hungry i’m sorry for my friend here he just has one of an issue to the conservation preservation inclination There’s a bit of an issue going on here a couple of grams ran down to my conservation area and they started to feed my gelato source wrecks their freaky dicky food oh [ __ ] is that why it’s all wild and [ __ ] yeah he’s going absolutely crazy and i Need you to feed him with much better much pure food don’t worry about that partner we’re here to feed them up and then put them in the oven and cook them up and slice them up and you know you’re going to put it where we’re going to put It in the bowl and tell them to put them up and then we’re going to put them down one more time did you say dinos are people yeah well no that makes sense no that makes sense no yeah well you see the thing is Slams we kind of have a choice on how we want to live our lives some of us want to stay as like liquid because apparently it’s comfortable i haven’t tried it myself or some of us try to take humanoid forms like myself and some find the dino bones like the Ones up there and they choose to live their lives as a dinosaur wow that’s awesome actually so you could just be a dinosaur if you want to be kill well yeah pretty much so if you kill this gelatosaurus rex that’s just straight up murder ah who cares let’s do this I’ve never really been i care first time well this is my conservation can you be a puddle wait wait wait in this world this is important by the way yeah in this world is is murder illegal of course it is who’s gonna damn it you say of course it is like i don’t Know that’s a legal act answer your question no i can’t turn into a puddle i’ve got i’ve i’ve absorbed my fair share of bones at this point that this is me right here right now now what happens if you jump into this water i just put it to you This is nothing i wait i don’t think i’m very i get moist oh somebody happens they die if you get arrested go to jail what does that even what are they gonna do arrest you and put you to jail can you even kill a slime pretty sure it’s slime I’m pretty sure it’s slime jail we could probably just like slide out just how about we go with the friendly option for now do you think we can permeate through the cell like no like through all those i just put it together that would be cool you have bones like in your body Yes no i think they dissolve so you eat them you’re afraid i’m not transparent some of us are transparent but the more time we spend out in the sun the more opaque we become okay so you ate bones and it just became your spine uh sure yes did i get that right That’s so metal that’s really cool that’s hard i want to be a slime we choose our forms at a young age so it’s whatever we want to be oh that’s nice it’s like it’s like career day i suppose yes we’re trying to learn more about these bones but we don’t know where to Start i see i’m glad you get a choice you know what i mean that’s nice yeah this is this is a dinosaur i would definitely be a dinosaur i would be as these are so many examples of i would definitely be a bee for sure okay a beach slime Conservation guy what’s your name my name is sounds vaguely familiar there’s none of that business not like the game or anything right what’s the game oh well it’s not dying so i’d say i think it’s safe to feed the uh yeah the gelatinous rags Well do you want to do land now or do you want to walk around my conservation a bit longer so what happened to this guy is this guy dead is this what murder is uh hey should we be worried about this wait i think what’s this i think the pg answer is That they’ve been through beasts trampled through the quarry it left a train a trail of burning footprints behind wait wait so shouldn’t it be arrested isn’t it a murderer because it’s a person and the law’s you can find handcuffs to fit around that dino’s wrists sure we’re gonna execute it I’m bringing it along we’re gonna put it in slime jail cause we’re the slime police oh look come here i need him you know what else we are we’re the meat men yeah auto slops slime out this is so gross i swear to the lord almighty if you kill Gigi i will find you gigi [Laughter] good remember that fear okay listen to me all right let’s go see ggg oh my god go see gg all right let’s go see gigi hey yeah dude no one no one drop a gun on accidents inside of her mouth tortoises before you see our balls We need to no no guys this is the final battle doctor not telling you guys we gotta group up the instructor is closeted what should we do what should we do they’re what they’re wishing witch doctor wait wait where’d it go oh there it is okay what’s it what’s over here okay all Right baby girl eat y’all consume i’m running around wait there’s a there’s a cannon over here the thing launcher fire watch out for the pirates oh the the lava the the goo it’s oh god oh god oh god oh god i need you to shoot your [ __ ] mouth I’m going in wait wait for the spout to go down and then jump do it okay Okay with the red jacket on i’m i’m big g just one come here big g all right okay you need to be airborne you can’t get it otherwise we got them halfway full keep firing Stop talking about filling people out hot slime how have they done to you my sweet girl what have they done Oh god we’re almost there guys keep it up oh god i got it got a [ __ ] time a few more shots i’m sorry i’m putting a gun on my head so i can shoot twice as fast Here we go do it for grandma do it for grandma for bipol for grandma for squire for everyone you can’t catch a break can you son we almost got him guys oh oh oh god oh god Watch yourself do you not understand i’ll distract good job song of footwork defense okay one more shot i think that’s one more shot come on one more shot one more shot He’s a girl here we go firing yes we did it yes eat now for the final blow congratulations for the final blow here come with me let’s get out of there get me up there get me up there get me up there get me up there let me At her i don’t think we can what’s up take a breath chill bro gigi’s I really appreciate you guys helping me out with this problem you see i only admit that i’m a little bit of a coward and i couldn’t have done that myself so to reveal a favor i’d like to invite you to lunch at my ranch what are we having what are we eating uh If you say mcguffin if you say mcguffin i will kill you right now what’s up we have guns we have guns honestly even if i just have to smell one more i’m gonna lose it all right i’m gonna absolutely lose okay oh no i lost the app i normally wait can You give me a comment i really appreciate what you guys did for me back there i’m more than happy to help my friend yeah we kind of just got roped into it some old guy told us to do some stuff and we did it for some reason yeah we do Anything out there based on peer pressure near the town center uh no circus no different old guy i have to say this feels like the ending of our journey well i check the journal is this the well it’s saying that the red the journals it’s smiling it’s smiling Wait you guys i just want to say before we walk over there yeah i Yeah yeah yeah yeah proceed i’ll continue continue speak up son Come on spit it out it’s okay yeah say it let’s be honest is he having a stroke yeah he oh what hey wait wait who get on that who got him now oh oh um you know what never mind i’ll tell you when we get there okay okay okay That was very anticlimactic i respect that um I don’t respect it actually i’m actually really upset about that i want to take my children to the petting zoo but we’re not going to make it what do you mean our reservations oh no they’re not going to make it in time for their reservation oh what’s that What’s that our loss what’s that i don’t know it looks awesome we’re here friendly the ranch you remember grandma i remember grandma you know how she’s gone no she’s not she’s gone yeah do you remember bibo baby people yeah before actually they’re all inside the wrench Genuinely has something to say yes oh i’m sorry okay this is the ranch and that is the end of the showcase thank you for coming i’m glad you enjoyed it i hope you enjoyed it it was amazing thank you for coming out of me right i also have something to say of course Would you be interested in seeing the characters brought together a pyramid scheme would you take interest in meeting the people who brought this adventure together obviously absolutely absolutely bring me through yourself specters oh god where are they holy [ __ ] I’m invisible ah [Applause] Hey is that is that scrubby scrubby and bipolar yes actually actually can we get like everybody lined up and like you go down there i would really love it yeah line up mine outside surrounding us like you’re going to beat us up or something i want credits i want credits you guys Are so so awesome this was so cool you guys did great i don’t know hey thank you guys thank you no thank you no serious thank you thank you thank you thank you hey cino for you a gun i’ve got something i’ve got something else to say here as well um please Obviously this was a team effort and we’ve we’ve had to change the way that crediting works recently because there’s just so many models like models coders like artists textures music people they can’t all reasonably like be here right now so once we are here to say hey we did the voices for you There can be credits inside of the ranch and there’s also people within the discord within the community we’ve got a massive community who will love all of your work all of your videos everything and it’s an it’s a pleasure to be working on crips and creepers of all these people Ditto what he said yeah wow they’re watching this right now thank you guys for putting this [ __ ] awesome awesome this is insane i had so much fun with this like yeah it’s very cool to see this brought to life i remember ross um bumped me i Think a while ago it was on some other recipes yeah we just been talking about it and i i remember that you had reached out and i was like yeah dude this sounds like the sickest opportunity i’ve ever heard of and it’s just it’s so cool how Much you guys have brought it to life just with the voices and and the world itself and i’m so so grateful that we’re the ones who got the invite so again thank you you guys and everyone who worked on this uh whoever i’m watching right now this is such a Cool team i can’t wait to see it fully realized i would love to show you inside the ranch to show you the wall of heads if you’re interested at first we can have a look at all of these models ross wanted to show you guys the possession system yeah so if You guys want to actually control monsters and walk around with them you can do it yeah that sounds good right now yeah you could be a b there is uh credits inside it tells you all the mods we use there’s a massive wall of heads and there is a huge huge map of The entire [ __ ] area oh wow oh is that over here in this building that’s inside it’s inside of the wrench you didn’t catch it when you did those uh quick visits oh wow so here’s the wall of heads and everyone oh man this is the work of all the builders outstanding That is insane that’s ridiculous it’s a thousand blocks by a thousand blocks uh there was a lot of copy and paste lots of applications here’s everything i only explored this small sliver of it right here like a little slice of the pie there yeah yeah Which uh should i should i drop the the announcement now oh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay uh so there is well this is on stream right now uh adventure map and demo pack coming soon so you’ll be able to play this for uh yourself that’s awesome i mean obviously It’s not the whole creeps crips and creepers we’re still a long ways out from that but if you want to check out this particular adventure map it will be coming to uh curseforge soon so you’ll be able to uh play it so that’s exciting for us everybody you meet [Laughter] okay So that’s coming i’m the witch doctor in a closet you know just just like dude [Laughter] i’m just looking at the wall are you are you like gonna remove our heads and put it up here oh yeah that’s always been i do believe that some of your heads are already up There oh yeah i see my head over here what yeah ross is i know ross’s is virus is on there yeah virus and luigi i think the other people cool um yeah that’s insane dude this is so cool my voice is shot from doing this look at this view dude The first time i saw this i was like that’s a sky box right like that’s not real that’s real whoa that’s crazy that’s real you can go there it’s real slime so like i’m walking through the zoo dude i think it’s i think it’s time i show the video now My name is suno and i’m the sfx lead for crips and creepers uh i live in hawaii and today we’re going to go around and ask people what they think about crips and creepers and see if we can get some help Could you come up with any name for these guys um like anything um kyle sunny sunny Well what do you think about this matter uh what do you mean like what do i think yeah just in general it’s a vibe he gives you um he just seems like a average guy yeah okay okay what about now um you know maybe a little more questionable A little bit more question the baldness is a little intimidating a little bit okay thank you this was will yep that’s me who do you think you could take in a fight maybe alan sir do you want to join something so uh no coding no Codes no coding do you know how to have it no no do you know how to draw simple simple stuff yeah that’s great uh would you be interested in joining a project online as an artist what in the end i couldn’t get anyone to join the project no man woman or tortoise in Hawaii would even so much as look at me i was distraught but as i stood on the shore an answer emerged from the blue water i knew exactly who i could ask you guys the crips and creepers development team is accepting applications again please remember you Have to be 18 years or older to apply we’re in special need of animators coders and sound designers so if you’re skilled in any of those areas please consider joining we have lots of work ahead of us and we’d love to have your help please send us an email with examples of Your work to team crips plus sign up plus role gmail.com that’s team crips plus signup plus role gmail.com replace roll with whatever role you’d like pictured here and we hope to see you soon You Video Information
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