i joined a Dream SMP copy and broke rules cause I thought it was funny

Mine huh a popular minecraft server lets you join random survivor worlds to play with idiots just like you and while joining random servers we stumbled upon a replica of the dream smp and the monkey brain instinct kicked in and wow we’re breaking the rules by going to

The end one thing you should keep in mind is that we aren’t allowed to go to the end the actual dream smp has this as a rule and this s p still holds it up so we had to be really sneaky about it so i started off this smp by beating up

The newest member mr sanchez on the prime path in a church and literally anywhere but before we could kill him we ran into fake george not found stacked with netherright armor fake dream was there too to back him up i was worried about being kicked by fake

Dreams so i sucked up to him which was quite easy they must have a huge ego right now they decided to give us a little tour through the community house and i found this crafting table moving on after getting killed in a flash manhunt i was lost in the woods

Good thing i had plot armor because george teleported me right back to spawn i found the head of dream i stole it and i did a face reveal i was dream all along oh yeah back to us actually beating the game see here fake george has an elytra which

Can only be found at the end but on the smp you’re not allowed to go to the end so we decided awuga let’s go to the end it’s time for a good old-fashioned minecraft speed run first step in any speedrun is to get tools and food just kidding is to go to

Gay castle we wanted to steal the throne of gold to trade with piglens but dream and george just wouldn’t stop watching us so i killed some cows instead i didn’t kill the bees because i care about how you think of me but progress was slow especially because we kept getting teleported around

I would be mining boom gay castle i hate it when that happens but i had an idea i asked to be their bailiff and i said please yes please i’m not proud of it but it had to be done after being assigned to be their bailiff

I asked for a stack of blaze rods my reason that i told them was that oh you know tommy in it he holds two sticks sometimes and i want to do that with fire sticks which just makes me inherently cooler but i didn’t have to give them that reason

They just gave them to me fake george loves a suck-up tyson tried to convince them and oh yeah i forgot to say tyson was also there but tyson tried to convince them that they needed a jester and that a jester needs a stack of ender pearls

But say it with me tyson isn’t funny hey tyson so in my video i make a joke about how you aren’t funny am i like okay to do that uh yeah let’s go remember that throne we wanted to steal i stole it dream probably saw me he was

Right there but i somehow got away with it that’s what i would have said if i didn’t also steal the anvil he did not like that while running away from fake dream all my items straight up disappeared i doubt dreamer george did it because does it look like they even

Know what a command is so it could only be an act of god now at this point i could have cursed god trashed christianity and lived the rest of my life in despair or i could have taken this as an opportunity to try something new i told dream that i lost my inventory

And he gave me some iron armor so i then told him that i had 15i of ender which was a total lie but dream then gave me 15 eye vendors all we had left to do was to go to the stronghold go through the end portal and kill a dragon

Here’s the problem whenever we do each of those three things the game has the audacity to shout these people are breaking the rules through achievements i kinda hoped that they would see the achievement and think nothing of it if they knew what these achievements meant they would know that we intended on

Killing the dragon so when i first entered the stronghold the first achievement appeared i spy and fake dream killed me that meant he knew what i was up to he would ban me and this would be the end for me except when god created me he added way

Too much charisma and on the fly i said oops it was an accident won’t do that again it bloody worked but now we had to enter the end without the second achievement getting us banned it’s not like we could use the exact same excuse as the first one

Yeah we used the exact same excuse fake dream did say that if we killed the ender dragon we would be banned but i don’t care at that point now that we were in the end by accident we just had to kill the dragon which would be easy i think i hope please

It’s all fine though we had our spawn set and we just hop right back into the portal until this happened i got killed by the ender dragon and the chat message showed that i had been killed by the ender dragon good thing i have a lot of charisma i

Played it off like it was a glitch but i still got banned good thing tyson had charisma because he got me back in baby and after a few stressful minutes the dragon finally perched and finally while fake tommy innit and fake dreamer role-playing we killed the dragon and disposed of the

Egg so no one could ever get it and waited for that sweet sweet band yes monster hunter [Applause] hog victory potatoes yes