I Joined a RANDOM Minecraft SMP…

Today i got assassinated on this minecraft smp all right so apparently lsp wants to kill me this is the demise s p and every time you die you lose a lot he’s chasing us the only problem is this is my first day on the s p and many

People are out to kill me so a guy called squid gave me some tools and armor and told me to run from a guy called lsp so after this jj told me the chords for their base oh oh my god i i think i found it jesus christ this is this is

Big that was i went out with my big grand welcoming so after i make it to the base this guy called sprite told me to vc with him you should kill a lsp yeah strength pop let’s go let’s be come here let’s get him ah that’s right you’ve successfully won your first battle

Yeah should i be worried about squid being here yeah he just stared at me and just walked off so after this spider-man let me use her villagers to help me get stacked and to do this i needed a lot of emblems but to get emeralds i need sticks so i got to work

And for some reason i agreed to 1v1 this guy on pvp legacy it didn’t go well pearl bro what pearl oh you have a photo how do you know but i don’t know after a very close match on pvp legacy something very weird happened all right yo what’s up miles yo

Milano i know you just joined and i know you’ve been getting gear on our base i actually have an offer for you we will give you protection and you will give us loyalty but it comes with the cost okay in other words we can baptize you and if you need our

Help we will help you we are like we’re gonna be there and you’re not gonna you know harm us in any way shape or form if we make this deal okay it’s like allah’s allies yeah it’s like a contract let me let me show it to you real quick but all

Of your belongings here it’s fine it’s it’s a normal thing we’ve done this so you have no pants my eyes naturally drop sorry do you swear that you will never harm us you’ll never destroy grief or anything if you need federal protection i swear There we go we will give you we will give you a life back later yeah like later on later let’s go yeah let’s go yeah mouse All right now you won’t die once well i just did but you know too late so after getting baptized i thought i should go and get some nether armor so uh that’s exactly what i did oh look at me now oh the swag but even though i had all this

Nether armor there was still one enchantment that i needed to get to make myself opie and that was sharpness five so i got to work Then after this me and hot chocolate went to go and investigated the enemy’s base and honestly i don’t really know why we did that hey you just told me to follow him so i did yeah we gotta we gotta be sneaky what are we doing you’ve sneaky taken me

To abundant place i’m part of the idc you are too now so we have to okay i see i see your name i can see you for doing that you’re running in his house put your helmet on pull my helm on miles miles miles he may kill you he can

Never kill me i’m too fast i’m running i’m running and running back to heaven i’ve got i’ve got swiftness failed mission i taught miles a lesson ah he thinks he got us we’re gonna go back here help me make strength and speed too okay this is these potions are just in

Case we need to know so then we traveled back to infamous jojo’s base however we went the wrong way all right our best option right now is just to head all the way back and go on the roof yeah ah so far okay we’re in this we don’t have to worry about it

No no we’re going to do it miles you take off your armor you want to if you take your turn off you’re like invisible and you’ll know if he sees you if he hears you you’ll know and you can easily put your arm around going around

Yeah where am i going just go just go look around look around be crouching there’s less of a chance oh yeah yeah we’ll be looting you start us out he’s got something who’s this what’s going on who is it oh that’s me oh gonna sign you see spiderman

Oh my god oh you’re only hitting jesus christ always killed me oh wait you said that that was just fine i mean i’m gonna hide up here you say we leave i think we could wait i think he’s gonna be back so we traveled all the way there and infamous jojo logged off

He wasn’t even there so we decided to wait for him to get back on but while we’re waiting this other guy called wenzo just showed up here one’s uh come on here call me follow me wait what are you how loyal are you to jj in them i

Consider myself decently look okay i would consider myself somewhat loyal maybe less loyal now i don’t have anything i know i don’t even i’m not i don’t i don’t can we do we’ve just killed a man oh no run so little did we know killing wenzo had

A massive consequence so infamous jj and only a squid had invited us to a meeting yeah and it’s a bit suspicious why are you freaking out i’ll take my helmet yeah yeah yeah we won’t okay let’s literally just lord and miles can you like take off

Your helmets at least so it’s trust me i don’t have inventory i’m literally i resist let’s go look at that i don’t want to go down there bro dude there’s like a little tnt trap that went off there look at that we are sitting you guys can sit down we’ve been

Chilling right now so listen stole my seat i’d like to see actually and even here when they try and make it to sit down so there’s obviously something wrong with these seats you know i did a bit of investigating when everyone was talking and i saw this chocolate like actually

You guys are ruining the content why is that why is that no way I don’t have armor oh my god oh no okay look i never said i was good at pvp so i i expected to die there but after this we finally convinced squid to give me my loot back around a hundred wait no he’s giving me stuff buck yeah because just complain about it

And you’re gonna feel my baby again now which i don’t care he just put pumpkin on my head if you didn’t know that pumpkin had cursive binding on it which means the only way to get it off is to die which means in one day i’ve lost two lives no three

Lives because spider baptized me so i’m now on two lives if you didn’t know me and pineapps are in the subways to 100 000 subscribers and out of nowhere he’s just flown ahead that doesn’t mean there’s no hope for us so go subscribe and let’s beat this pineapple