I Joined the Worst Minecraft Servers

Have you ever played on a Minecraft s p so bad that the server crashed twice and every single player was doxed all within the first day because I have and that’s not even the worst one I’ve played on at this point I’m starting to wonder what actually is the worst Minecraft SMP to

Answer this question I’m going to join as many servers as I can to see if I can find it so I joined my first server and was immediately met with a massive team apparently several of my friends joined this s p along with me so obviously we

Decided to conquer it as fast as possible I really can’t everyone get them get them get them get them it’s just an army there’s like seven of us oh I’m dead oh I’m dead just kidding control Dude get out of here bro however I soon realized achieving total server domination wouldn’t be as easy as I thought oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Some guy with like iron and everything oh I got him I got him I got him well I got him after killing most of the server members within the first 10 minutes we decided to take off some of the pressure and split up to get better gear wait

When you mine like a vein of Aura just like mine’s all of them what foreign no wait someone’s been here what I’m gonna suffocate oh my gosh oh with a full team of geared players we felt Unstoppable however someone had spotted the owner’s team sporting full enchanted diamond armor

She’s chasing I’m dead I’m dead how does he have sharp Two Fire aspect they have been shattered Diamond if this was true we were light years behind in the sap arms race and if we wanted complete control over the server leaving this team alive was not an option luckily

However someone on our team had been grinding a Max enchantment table of their own meaning we could you guys got male excited I thought there’s gonna be an enchant table and then I just come over here and it’s just this instead okay well after that slightly

Embarrassing moment I set off to make a real enchantment table but before I could make any progress a few of my teammates decided to you know put everything we’ve worked for in jeopardy so I just lost all my stuff now normally this wouldn’t be an issue but Skye

Hadn’t set a spawn with a bed meaning he would respawn at zero zero where the owner’s team was camping out I see CJ and his team and they’re chasing after me no they’re gonna kill me oh it’s a hard half a heart I’m on half a heart

After some questionable ideas on how to rescue Skye hey guys we should set up a twerking Podium that’s honestly the best idea I’ve heard all day you realize the owner had forgotten to install a combat level so sky was able to escape by literally just leaving the server for a

Couple of minutes all right I’m logging back on I’m a literal half a heart if a chicken pecks me I’m dead after this close call our whole team met up to enchant our gear and then we headed to spawn to finish what we started they’re in full diamond so if you see anyone

They’re in full diamond oh yeah they’re on the platform they’re not on the platform wait should I shoot him down from there should I shoot him down from there morning go get him they’re just getting raided he’s stranded he can’t do anything destroy the gorilla burn everything oh it’s down

Sit down Who’s down get him get him get him get him get him oh he’s done oh he’s so done these gaps oh he’s so dead this boat oh my God he’s the most annoying chasing CJ dude I’m glitching I’m literally glitching got him we had killed most of their team

But the owner was still on the run so we quickly made our way to get back in the chase thanks thanks he’s no he’s so low I hit him like so many times again boost me boost me nice nice and the server is officially ours this

Might have been the fastest s p Takeover in history and although the server was quite laggy and the owner had some strange rules to say the least I would say this was far from the worst SMP I’ve experienced in fact taking the server over with my friends was some of the

Most fun I’d had in Minecraft recently I didn’t have long to reflect however because it was time to join the next SMP upon joining I immediately noticed a weird timer counting down at the bottom of my screen but before I could figure out what it meant I was surrounded by

Two players in full iron armor this seemed like a bad situation but they gave me some basic gear and seemed fairly friendly so I decided to take my chances and speak with them we want to Blink piece of the server but we have to do it by bringing it for us our enemies

They don’t want these at all would you want to be a Survivor these players claimed to be vying for peace on the S P but the owner’s team known as the jesters were standing in their way so they wanted my help to infiltrate the owner’s team as a spy because I was a

New player without any allegiances and because apparently I have clout I’m not really sure where they got got that from but hey if you want to subscribe I won’t object whether they actually needed my help or we’re just trying to lower my guard so I would be an easy kill later I

Had no idea but I didn’t really have any other options as they had me outnumbered and out geared yeah I’ll be a spy Aunt plays in this team called the gestures they want to kill they want to preserve to be Anarchy we got them as the

Villains and we’re the good guys I now had a new Mission become the world’s best spy and take down the gestures from within one of our teammates had the coordinates of a suspected base they were using but raiding a base and nothing but half iron armor was probably

Not the best idea so I made my way into the minds of my new team to finish my set it didn’t take long but just when we were about to leave someone found us okay he’s running shot I’m chasing him he’s like blocking this path though I Associate’s outerwear so it’s so close

So just go back to the surface oh there he is he’s literally staring at us uh you can if you want oh this guy’s annoying like two people after killing our assailant we knew it was only a matter of time before my cover as a neutral player was blown so

We made a beeline for the suspected base coordinates however before we could make it very far I poisoned you’re kidding me Winter’s got poisoned well you remember that weird timer at the bottom of the screen my teammates revealed that when it reaches zero you receive a random negative potion effect for 10 minutes

Called the downside this effect could be something mildly annoying like weakness or levitation or it could be something absolutely crippling like poison or Darkness luckily Winters managed to survive his downside however it would only be 10 minutes until I received mine and if it happened while we were raiding

The base I might not be as lucky so with my minutes ticking down we traversed the last few hundred blocks before arriving at the alleged base with one minute left on my timer I knew if there were enemy players camping out here I would be as

Good as dead so I just had to hope everyone everyone guys probably like not here or something should we wait for him to get here should we just should we just jump them yeah now going AFK while your base is being raided by enemies is not the brightest

Strategy I’ve ever seen but it did mean that I didn’t have to worry about my downside causing my untimely demise speaking of which oh I got poison bro I got boys better Tower top with my poison removed we spawn trap the AFK player so they couldn’t cause any issues and then

Scoured the base for any signs of the jesters living there despite the initial signs however it seemed like this wasn’t the Jester’s Hideout unless they’re just the poorest team to ever terrorized an SMP nevertheless our only option now was for me to infiltrate their team to try

And find out if this was truly their base a quarter I don’t think they know you’re there so this is part where you’d be a spy so I messaged the owner and was just immediately accepted into the team without any questions or skepticism whatsoever or so I thought when I joined

The Jester’s call they immediately informed me you were at our base The Village you were at that map was under you now at this point I thought it was absolutely busted I mean there is no way they just witnessed me Waltz into their base with two of their greatest enemies

And don’t think I’m a spy but clearly I was wrong because I managed to just completely play dumb and they didn’t suspect a thing he’s under there he was do we do we have like a different base we can go to or okay to find out bits of information about

Their team but all I managed to learn was what we already knew this actually was their main base so I decided to follow the owner and broadcast his coordinates to my team so they would know exactly where the gestures moved to next I think there’s still people there

Though there’s still people there they might might kill you so what’s our what’s our plan what are we gonna do here do you want me to try and break the enchantment table yeah all right unfortunately I hadn’t been paying attention to my timer and I was now

About to receive my downside alone in the wilderness with the player I have been spying on if he suspected I was a traitor this would be his best chance to eliminate me for good all I could do now was hope oh crap I got Darkness three

Wait as I can’t see anything wait I actually I literally my screen is completely black can you see me no I I literally see nothing with this buff Darkness effect I was powerless to do anything I mean I literally couldn’t even see someone standing an inch in

Front of me despite this however the owner never attacked me in fact none of the jesters I’ve met had really done anything at all the team I joined in the beginning claimed they only cared about peace but so far my team were the ones who had spawn trapped an innocent player

And raided a base for seemingly no reason all of this made me wonder did Winters lie to me was I just being used this entire time or were the jesters just putting on an act in that call I didn’t really know the answer to any of these questions but at this point it

Didn’t really matter infiltrating the Jester’s base and acting as a spy was honestly really exciting and I was enjoying my time on this server which means it’s time to join a new one and continue my search for the worst SMP why do I have full diamond armor well

You see this is my school Minecraft s p which started a little over a week ago in just a few minutes the end is going to open and the entire server is going to fight the dragon together while most players have their sights set on raiding in cities afterwards to get elytres and

Shulker boxes my teammate will and I have our sights set on one thing only the dragon egg because apparently that’s the most valuable item on a Minecraft server or whatever even though it literally serves no purpose wait what’s that sidecraft used dragon eggs to destroy thousands of bedrock

Okay well then the more you know getting the egg isn’t going to be easy however because will and I only have diamond armor While most of the server is in full netherite if other players try to kill us we will be at a massive disadvantage oh gosh our plan was to

Remain neutral during the dragon fight and only make our move once the egg spawn I’m already getting attacked by Enderman well this Enderman bro bro I’m trying to help bro wait what was that this is like water wait why is there like water I can somebody put it down no I mean like

Hey buddy [Applause] whoa foreign okay I have literally no idea what just happened so let’s rewind after Destroyer picks up the egg I immediately go to block off the Bedrock portal while I’m doing this Cole the player who literally agreed to help us secure the egg last

Night decides to punch me into the Bedrock portal sending me straight back to the Overworld luckily my teammate will was keeping an eye on Destroyer while they went in busting so I would have time to get back to the stronghold and regroup somehow in all the chaos Destroyer didn’t realize that I had

Literally just attempted to assassinate him meaning we would have one more shot at stealing the egg dude you barely made that dude oh my God uh yeah I’ll give you yourself back here you you could build a path I’ll stay back I don’t know if I trust you

Though you hit me off though I’m actually um yeah I think I think instead we’re just gonna yeah that’s something I hate application so much okay I’m gonna go jump them that’s probably where they enter dragon bro Destroyer Destroyer oh he’s not even in the VC bro

He left the VC I didn’t even realize that after all that Destroyer combat log we tried everything we could to negotiate with him promising to let him live and even pay him in exchange for the egg but he refused he was willing to leave the s p for good in order to stop

Us from achieving our goal at this point there was nothing we could do we had failed despite this unfortunate turnout however I still enjoyed my short time on this server even though there wasn’t a lot of action it felt good to just hang out and play Minecraft with some of my

Friends in real life but honestly who cares it’s time for s p number four it’s a very interesting spot are these people AFK I think these people are AFK it seemed like all of the other players were AFK so I decided to get some basic

Tools on my own we run all right someone just joined maybe I should try to like engage with him see it spawn this new players seemed to be having some trouble so I decided to go help him out and hopefully get some answers about this s

P in the process okay this guy wants to team with me okay okay okay okay all right I’m teaming with this guy I’m teaming with Vortex hello what’s going on oh gosh okay apparently this s p was ddosed just two weeks after it opened ruining the server and all of the

Members projects we realized the server could shut down in a matter of minutes so we spent the final moments of the server chasing each other down with stone swords until it closed for Good oh they closed eight minutes that is how long this server lasted after I joined

Even by my standards this is pretty bad despite this I can’t really blame the s p from the looks of it this server was very active before someone decided to destroy it forever who knows if it hadn’t been for the Adidas attack maybe this would have been the best server

I’ve ever played on after joining four servers and still feeling no closer to finding the worst s p i prepared to join one final server after spawning in I immediately realized that something was different there was an End Portal at the world spawn for whatever reason but more

Importantly there were over 30 players online with this many people I realized that this server would be the perfect one to pull off a trap so I made sure to read the very important server rules before making my plan no spawn killing no naked killing no hacks no arguing no complaining

With that out of the way I realized that with so many players a generic trap like group son or TNT was going to be too easy I wanted to trap a player in one of the most ridiculous ways possible hitting them with an anvil this wasn’t going to be easy however because anvils

Take a ton of iron and I don’t have much time lucky for me this SMP has custom dungeons absolutely filled to the brand with resources all I have to do is find one and then survive the hundreds of deadly traps that lie within but hey it’s like Socrates said if you want to

Trap someone on your Minecraft SMP you first must survive being trapped on your Minecraft SMB at least I think he said so I began looting a dungeon with my friend silvasaur who agreed to help me with the Trap oh oh yeah it’s big are the chest trapped in here I’m assuming

They are if anything blows up I’m gonna try to log out like immediately oh my gosh there’s so much gunpowder in here oh I found pot three iron leggings for this cave spiders oh wait there’s so many cave spiders okay I need to destroy this game spider spawner dude they’re

Everywhere dude I’m gonna die I’m gonna die okay I might I might spawner oh wait miggle megaloo here Mega Lou here yeah oh my gosh look how we’re gearing up so much it’s just a throw drop an animal on somebody this is not worth it with plenty of gear

And resources to make anvils we met up with two other players who had agreed to help us now all there was left to do was to formulate a plan that would actually accomplish this this is how we’re gonna do it so you know like fortune tellers

What if we made like a fortune teller booth and so someone would have to like stand next to it to like get their Fortune told and then you like pull the lever and it would just drop down on them and they’ll just instantly die should we do that like right now should

We open like a booth with a solid plan we made our way to spawn and built the fortune telling Booth how about we have it like dead like in the center everyone knows okay are we gonna oh my gosh [Laughter] the plan was simple I would lead our

First customer to the booth we’d get them to sit in the chair across from bitfruit and he would begin telling them their Fortune while this is going on silvisor will be waiting above on this totally not suspicious jungle plank Tower to drop the anvils at the perfect

Time now all we had to do was advertise our business and chat it’s so obvious I don’t think anyone’s gonna show up you don’t think anybody’s gonna show up I hope we waited for several minutes but no one was responding if we couldn’t find someone interested in our booth

Then all of this will be for nothing but right when we thought all hope was lost the owner of all people joined RVC hey you’re like what’s up you like you like you like do you wanna do you want to get your fortune told I do want to get my

Fortune told yeah bit through actually can tell your fortune do you mind if I wait till my team is on to get my fortune total yeah no I’m waiting for my teammates to get on oh I can predict this right now your teammates are gonna betray you

I don’t know I just feel like my life is most definitely a danger I tried to convince elik to visit our booth but nothing was working I realized that our plan was just a little too suspicious out of ideas I was about to call it quits and leave but at that exact moment

We got another chance a player had just died in chat meaning if they didn’t have a bed set they might respond at 0-0 where I could lead them to the booth this would be our last shot okay we found a person this might work hello all right well you’re in luck

Because our fortune telling business is just getting started that’s interesting do you wanna do you want to cash in on this offer yes all right it’s like 100 blocks this way he’s a very interesting guy I think you’ll like him a lot okay here he is I

Am the amazing bit far would you like your fortune told Amy coin okay begin begin tell him his fortune tell him his fortune Your oh oh oh well then let’s go that was so lucky I think our work here is done this is a successful business thank you for shopping at um the official Fortune check after this kill we were all absolutely on cloud nine but I still hadn’t answered my original

Question which s p was the worst well you might think it was number four and to be honest I thought the same at first I mean the server closed less than 10 minutes after I first joined but like I said before the DDOS attack was out of the service control I’m certain there’s

An s p out there that lasted even less time than this one and this begs the question what actually makes a Minecraft s p the worst to answer this I have to make a confession I joined far more than five servers yes I know I lied but there

Was one thing all these other smps had in common there were no other players I found that I didn’t remember every server special Plugin or how cool the spawn looked but I did remember my interactions with the other players online the s smps that I actually

Enjoyed were because of the people I met that made it fun every dead server I joined without them was just a desolate sandbox there was really no point for me to continue playing I think any server like this could be the worst Minecraft SMB because at the end of the day what

Is the point of playing on a Minecraft s p if there’s no one there to experience it with you foreign