I Joined this NEW Minecraft SMP, as a Pirate!

What is that Hello there pull up a stool and let me tell you A Tale one of Bravery one of betrayal and one of sacrifice this here is the pirate Isles the four pirate factions cover the island together kite who thirst for battle kestrels who seek wealth herons who you earn for Discovery and nighting games

Who seek Adventure you’re just in time for recruitment day pirates from across the seas have sailed their way here to be sorted into these four factions unfortunately this here crowd of Misfits is not the center of our story for a far darker future lies ahead of them one

That has begun to Fester under their very feet okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay what do I need expecting big D okay okay um let’s get the Spyglass dad got me and Mum got me the new Journal write down all my discoveries what else do I need um outfit check

Um or food um mum said there we go she’d made me five mutton wraps okay this will I’m a little bit hungry no I shouldn’t I’ve gotta save this this has got to do me for a while until I can like find my own things and what else

Do I need to take it’s initiation day so everything starts here um sword right this is a family heirloom it served all the other herons well it’ll serve me well I’ll definitely I’m gonna discover so many things I’m gonna make everyone proud just like I was born today

Just like I was meant yeah because I am a heron and that’s it’s all I’ve ever been it’s all I’m is ever going to be um hmm well I’m I guess this is everything here we go it’s the life I always wanted or at least life that I was given all right I’m

Gonna be late locate World Scott danholm number one Heron ready for action we’re here we’re ready to dive in the Heron base of the Fox News is this way and I mean I’m already a hair and I’ve already done all this stuff it kind of helps when your parents are well

Renowned hearing members and adds a lot of pressure someone there hi hi Scott how you doing I’m good how are you Cleo I’m good I’m looking for more beer would you like some beer yes there you go have some beer it’s it’s the good stuff yeah of course I got an advancement I

Feel great but also I’m a little bit nauseous but look at our home it’s so pretty I wonder who else will get in the faction today do we want to head into the town yeah I don’t actually know my way I’ll show you um I know we’re near the kites

I think yeah which we don’t like we’re all right with most people not when your entire personality is just killing things hello oh hello hi nice to meet you nice to meet you too nice to meet you nice in Europe warning there’s a fella running around the island and he’s

Scamming people if somebody comes up to you and says do you want a banana it’s a banana peel and make him make that distinction okay naughty um is it why would that person over there which Cleo hello there hello Martin hello Martin how is your banana treating you yeah it’s treating me great

It’s fantastic as a dishwashing glove I guess well very nice do you like my hats I do like your hats there’s just so many they’re amazing I mean would you be interested in joining the herons the best faction yeah what’s it wait wait hold on this factions yeah there’s

The fourth it is the factioning as we don’t call again there’s the herons the kite castles and The Nightingales oh hello hey hello hi hi by the way Owen nice to meet you pleasure thank you very much are you looking to join the herons the best faction what’s your guy’s deal we’re the

Herons and we like to explore and discover things that make a name for ourselves all great discoveries that they were probably found by a hair I see I read in books about these whole faction situations it’s not ever been something that I’ve been totally sold on but you’re out recruiting you’re doing

It all lately but I mean today’s the factioning as we’ve been calling it when I I joined it was just sort of like pick a word and then they sorted me I was born into it I’m gonna make a name for myself it’s fine okay okay

This is my repair it’s a family heirloom can I give it a swing okay well I get it back because it’s a family heirloom okay okay how about this how about you hold Bob and then I’ll get to give it a swing you hold Bob look at this

Now hold on hold on oh yeah you’re not allowed to fight people in the faction but it was a friendly it was a friendly like accident yeah there’s some tension between different factions some of us like other ones some of us don’t like others like the kites you’ve really got

An app for these kites how many G’s your entire personality is just murdering things and people and stealing others well they’re not allowed on here that’s why the French nails is here okay they’re not allowed to walk around here but they’re allowed on the aisles

But if you’re out in the open Seas watch out for the case tend to keep her do you guys want to find things and slap your name on it a bit of graffiti is that what I’m hearing no bring it back to other people play is one of the best

Brews oh what’s this [Applause] oh look there’s other people so you’ve been around for a while then I see him yeah my mum and dad were big herons hello how’s it going I’m good hello Digby oh hello there I’m not reduced no it couldn’t get your name

Right wow dignity gets a bit confused I used to know him a long time ago could we trust you you said you were investors back but Denby seems to think otherwise in a cool way right oh in like a very slash negway oh what’s the slash neg

It’s like is it like it like a sword yeah oh yeah yes yeah we do a lot of that yeah we’re not about stealing money we’re in the business I like a forward man all right oh hi hey how’s it going nice coat you’re missing

An eye uh yeah yeah yeah I I don’t think you’re mental people are pressing eyes fighting fighting a really scary monster point out my eye oh the thing is this looks like an apex I thought you just that was just like a choice like you just want to look cool

But why isn’t hers a choice that she wants to look cool no this is properly she’s missing the knife for an injury oh it’s an injury oh okay you also look very poor oh oh you don’t you look very fancy where do you get these is silks my God thank

You can I touch it yeah of course you can touch whatever you want oh thank you oh sorry oh thank you I thought I was redoons oh look hello it’s the man that washed up in the show a little while ago yeah I washed up on shore oh are you

Okay yeah I’m fine Owen shot me but it’s fine we’re about walking out of the bridge and he stole my hat I’m trying to get it back it’s even he didn’t seem like the shooting in the back take when we met him earlier yeah well I mean I have some

Pretty hard evidence that he did in fact do this oh I caught him red-handed with a photo during the ACT oh you took a photo of him as he shot you in the back yeah he was taking a selfie yeah no no no it’s for real well if you’re new here

I’m assuming you’re a cure for the faction the factioning I literally washed up on this beach like today I was wandering around the Kestrel I mean like yeah to go get into a faction well in fact maybe someone will help you out there’s four Reflections there’s the herons the

Kites the nightingals and the kestrels so you guys like exploration yeah discovering and you guys are money money we love money we love riches yes I’m sorry gang but I don’t really like either of those things very much oh get out of here your poor yourself fully

Honest I’m very glad because like I didn’t yeah washed up in the sea lost the fight already like we were even the first one yeah I was being nice to him earlier saying it’s Monday but you smell like garbage oh hello no [Applause] today’s the day of the faction in I know very well uh not really I can’t lie to you I’ve bumped into some weird people I bumped into some very weird people I don’t know about you yeah there’s one man who has like seven hats and then there was one person who introduced

Himself by telling us that he got shot in the back by someone else what are you guys about because I got an offer from the herons the kestrels and The Nightingales and I’m not sure which one to go with the herons are all about Discovery we like to explore make a name

For ourselves in the world find things oh that sounds interesting how about you then with the kestrels what do they do well okay seems like the Heron sort of got myself my name is Olive and I think I think I might know which faction I want to join then oh foreign

Base later perhaps it’s perhaps Yeah okay so weird set I think I recognize someone okay I think my brother’s here you brother yeah who’s your brother I didn’t even know you’ve had a brother I mean I think it’s member I’ve not seen him in so long okay what’s your brother’s name Michael it looks

Like me it looks like I’m not as nicely decorated Jack as I have but okay you don’t see anything yet don’t say anything but oh okay disowned from the family kind of thing it’s more of a like he he got mad slash just kind of left us

One day and then but I didn’t know if he was dead or not it’s weird seeing him here normally sticking to the factions isn’t what you like doing which is why he left so you have not up in a year in a bit now I think definitely

Just looks belder great well what do I do then I just get to choose you get to pick the herons the kestrels the kites or The Nightingales Castro’s tried to the first time I’ve seen any influence in the recruitment office yeah what’s going on here I’ve made my choice who be it So yeah look hair infection welcome interesting the original awareness discovered the sages ago and claimed it as our home base Grand well where am I going to be staying well there’s the bunk beds the bunker over there usually but you can make your own house yeah

I’ll make my own eventually you like uh the color orange there’s a big orange yeah where’s that pretends over here oh right here I was gonna say if you need temporary accommodations I have to say it’s so bad I think I made the right choice in all honesty yeah up there yeah yeah yeah do all of this no but you can do the excitement you can this is the fun noise I’ve fallen also I don’t know if this is

True but we bumped into someone earlier who said you shot him in the back and took his hat yes I did but I then misplaced his hat I need to find it again oh yeah but he turned out to be a kite so that’s fine yeah yeah he was a

Cat you’d think that they would have more knowledge and to turn their back on a fight oh you guys made it oh Cleo dead oh hi what brings me here uh alcohol there we go there’s a question who are you sort of our Innkeeper friend I think I see my finest friends

There you go oh yummy oh there we go I feel like I could take more damage I’m gonna go jump off the cliff guys we [Applause] nothing like an eight-time swim yeah I’ve been meaning to buy one of those oh yeah this was my dad’s Scott both boosts

About the fact that they’ve got air and it’s a lot I’m sorry all those people don’t have parents anymore the parents life can be dangerous sometimes it is it is and sometimes you choose to leave it behind but my parents like are no one around here it’d be weird for me just to

Leave the parents fighting when they’re yeah parents as well yeah what are their names Aurelia and no last name something I would have heard a nholm den home what Dental my name my last name Dannon oh Den hole then home yeah e n h o l I’m famous oh oh oh oh

Okay oh yeah oh okay oh never mind wow I’ve met them they are lovely people I have to say that because Scott’s here I heard that Cleo look look you can’t tell me you’re not privileged I never said I wasn’t but I’m gonna make a name for myself sometimes

The other one that you guys uh you know anointed into your little group he’s been looking for you all Wonder oh she got oh you still have no money yeah I joined the herons I guess yay contractually legally obligated to to be your friend yes that’s part of the

Heritage thing I mean as long as you can discover some good things they’re not taking friends here oh I love Discovery also water Yeah yeah that’d be really cool it’s been a long month at Sea yeah at least my books made it out all right okay so it’s really impressive that you can hold so many like wow my book collection oh my God gravity defying book collection we have a base

Oh yeah I mean I can take Olive back if you still want to go back again whoa someone’s got a they might have some spare ones maybe there’s a few ships in the door oh can we get in I mean no that’s like four pie you don’t

Get in someone else’s you don’t get in someone else’s boat are there any other rules that perhaps that I do know people are still I know that I know that I smaller hats so easily anyone can do it sausage yeah is this the hat that I stole this sausage please leave the hair

And alone the new Heron also it’s scary you have enough hats oh hey herons nerd looking in the back look at these yeah they’re amazing oh oh oh what is that many sailors some of whom I’ve placed today some of whom I’ve never seen in my

Life but I’m sure you’re all powerful or you love Adventure or you love money or you love history or you love some of the other stuff as well from the factions I’ve seen Becky has some skills I’ve seen Becky do some stuff stabbing that might guys pretty cool stabbing hey you

Said that I’m particularly fond of Martin [Applause] My life I know you’re probably thinking how did someone so powerful strong handsome end up as just a recruitment officer with no power the four people upstairs have the power all I do is tell them that you’re here oh I’m a receptionist oh hey that’s okay

I’ve seen some of you have one offer two offer three offers even four offers it’s quite remarkable you are we love you it only takes one oh foreign on a far away Island each and every one of you has been recruited oh to go and deal with it contractually if you will

Calm yourself worries of rewards and I know what one of you is thinking about asking but where are the chords if someone’s going to ask that aren’t they major oh my goodness good news you can’t be whipping it out while we’re almost dead following coordinates that I’m going to

Use my incredible power to put into a position that you can all see wait let me we’re going having fun I think it’s this way I see other ships or crushed chips look at our little our motto ships this is cute yard is all right with me

We’re close I can smell it let’s see what is that what purple Yep this is where everyone else is oh hey guys be careful there’s some weird stuff yeah I know gloopy yeah what is that Um all right guys I had a look around there is no loot to be had here pack it up I’ve never seen anything like this that’s not normally alive go in there and we go and kill stuff Over here instantly for your services these guys just came out of nowhere for a volunteer oh they said you oh yeah where are you where are you Thank you where are you hello I’m here I’m here I can hear you I can help Thank you foreign [Applause]