I Made 100 Players into Blind Moles In Minecraft

Who do you think this is making a tunnel just under the surface areas a mole look at those short strong front legs and that long sharp nose that tells him where his breakfast is watch how fast he can dig I have time for this I don’t have time for this today

Whoa okay welcome to my office well take a seat take a seat I’m gonna be showing you some moles today thank you for coming I’ll give you a little look around his clock there’s clock and then this is fake clock on the wall up there fake clock is considerably worse there’s

My door I call it the solicitors mansion because out there is the solicitors and then behind me is Mark Robinson’s lawyer solutions so if I get a noise complaint I’m getting thrown out if I’m too loud they’re gonna throw me out my office anyway hi I’m not interested in doing

All this oh oh I’m gonna be such a good powder this time oh I’m gonna be so good now another that no more pets all right we are inundated with a pest today I fell off my chair we are inundated with a pest so we have a mold problem right

I’d say about a hundred moles and it’s getting my go bad owner see the thing is right the thing is this time I’m not an owner right this time I’m pest control sociopathic pest control your temporary blocked UUID spoofing detected oh that’s good uh-huh yeah I’m spoofing chat hello

Oh oh oh here they come everyone get on this bedrock hi there sorry to interrupt but it turns out one of those my analytics only 99.99% of people who watch my videos are subscribed which means that 0.01 percent are not subscribed which is about one person so if you’re that one person

Who’s not subscribed fix that now Aaron’s life is just eyeing me up look dead eyes right at me my specimens my moles well not mine they’re mine to be slaughtered okay so hi guys welcome to Wilbur suits sociopathic pest control today I bring to you moles and a

Lot of them here they are they’re all trying to dig look at them they’re already kind of dig up my crops to give you an idea of what a mole does to my kind of land right to my land oh this so I’m trying to grow myself a lovely

Pumpkin though other moles do I’m just trying to grow myself a pumpkin and look they just they just want to destroy it they can’t because I’m too strong but they want to destroy it that’s the thing so this is why we need to mercilessly kill them all but the thing is right a

Lot of people in my position would simply you know use a pesticide or maybe you know start sonar like scaring away the moles no no I’m a little different I’m gonna take the moles and I’m gonna give them the challenge every five minutes they have to find an underground

Diamond block and whoever is the closest to the diamond block out of these hundred moles will be spared I will keep them alive now here’s the catch if they haven’t got the immortality they are open rain for me to bully and kill and just and just hit I’m gonna be their

Worst nightmare and they should be scared of me but until then let’s get them dig in bro so first it make them blind all the bowls are now completely blind they cannot see this what looks like for them right now right and when you’re underground you can see even less

So this is the okay you’re trapped oh no no this this is how the moles will be living just like real life you know all all moles have shovels in real life here we go oh these two little friends hey hey stop sorry how do we get their

Attention look at me hi behind you look here I know you’re black oh yeah they’re moles I’m gonna really put this close to his face look right here right here killed it other mole go on do it kill them all there we go see they they they

Felt that they fell to their death oh the tunnels oh is that anyone up here still on the surface these people hold on what are they doing around this my pumpkin wanted to listen I don’t actually kill them I’m just gonna scare them away do it run it’s gonna hit you run run

Leave run yeah good you too where how are you come back here come back here pesticides there we go right let’s go let’s go let’s go have a look underground I want to see if we can fight oh here we go listen man I’m not here to kill you just

Yet right I want to see no stop stop stop stop stop running stop running go and kill one mole in one minute or die starting now I see how they do not in a rush are you take your time it’s fine Jesus Christ you can’t get the

Service you know Easter is this is this what is this what we have now bad owner one minute it’s not enough I’m not only these are not my moles okay come on this is your chance go kill them all Oh Oh he sees one target sighted he’s coming go on get him

Get them all get them all go on get him get him oh you ran out of time sorry he’s right to come back you ran out of time you ran outta time lamb this is what I mean we’re gonna start whittling down the mold population okay these people

Are really searching for this diamond block right now we’ve got this weird tunnel system going on look at this hey trav Mack make me laugh or die let’s see what he’s got I’m excited I think he’s gonna have something good this guy think he’s can they not write on science

Oh I feel bad I feel bad he ran away he ran away it’s fair enough Lilith take that right funny word any last words no always shield himself all right you can run away either hi no no hi you know what I like the Bulls I like aside for the bed he’s running

Away you know what do me proud do me proud now I’m just [ __ ] with you he was safe oh [ __ ] moles dude no moles left alive who’s this oh he’s gonna get a scare hello you trembling doesn’t see what here eyes I’m not even gonna prompted

Just I want to see what he writes [ __ ] off now alright I like your style I like your style you you you pass ya gonna start digging go go go they never learned they never learn they always they think they got away they never what’s going on here

Hi there flannels you’ve been selected to take part in [ __ ] stop digging top you’re just ignoring me you’re just making it you’re making it oh is that it you and then you leave and then you go now I give them the opportunity to redeem themselves I give them the

Opportunity right let’s step things up against give them all iron shovels there we go come on get to it look at this little coward hi are you a coward I don’t like liars I die you see thing as I don’t like liars I want to see a mole

Who can prove himself as well this okay I like this guy this guy’s doing a proper search hi there hi look at him he’s excited look dig to the surface in under a minute go now go 40 seconds left and he’s got on this distance it’s not looking too

Good for him hold on he can’t go wrong with this dig Go Go Go make the stairs have given you waste he’s got like ten seconds left That wasn’t even me what is this whose house is this hey but you didn’t wanna see this you having fun cute give me a tour mm-hmm yeah that’s coming into the house right this is the one room okay let me come upstairs Oh bit avant-garde you gotta like you

Gotta master oh this doesn’t look good hmm hey you time this is the only room show me the other room or you die this this is the other room this is the other room what do you think chat tell you what I know what I think of this guy no no no

It’s your choice man it’s yours bedrock or death good right let’s have a look around I apparently someone’s found the diamond I’ve heard that’s exciting where’s the diamond oh my god leave its strict mining for it oh here he is the man himself hello mold Patrol hi oh yeah just so now everyone

Knows where mold Patrol is for now I’m gonna start the timer at five minutes whoever’s the closest to mold patrol will be given immortality in five minutes let’s see how this goes yeah fun now so everyone can now see where the diamond is and we still got more than

Half of our moles I think I need to start getting rid of them a bit quicker than this mole Patrol was slain by blitz man well that was that was quick and blitz man congratulations you’re now the glowing one Hey look easy so excited he’s loving it where is he good clothes

Man’s leaving he’s gone I don’t know why you’re going for him he’s not even near the diamond or we got someone closest it’s oh well now it’s wreak havoc see what I don’t see I don’t even need to do any mole Patrol I don’t need to do

Anything I didn’t do half please and it’s still three minutes let’s just leave that for now what’s this well you’re the one I didn’t kill tell me what kind of more lives in a castle I hit me up with your wisdom ferret room I am protecting your seed thank you not who’s this

You’re just making penises you are just drawing penises why are you making penises what has happened to these minecraft things well it’s just people making penises and being weird about my seed hmm hmm what is it you can’t that’s not you can’t throw the book and run

Smile make one more I dare you no okay I like I like the attitude I like the attitude good job yeah yeah oh hold that thought where’s the diamond where’s the diamond where’s the diamond was the diamond did they break the diamond who where’s the diamond

Josh Josh find whoever had the diamond I need to go back to the person I gave the diamond shovel to hey hey proud of you okay josh has found the diamond oh it’s here right um deadly IAP give them immortality Josh they are now the immortal mole they get to live why do

They do this this guy Spidey do give Spidey do immortality we’re down to almost just over a quarter what is this mess what are you doing what are you doing look at me oh my god you are about to stop look hey hey writing I dig therefore I am stop digging it’s too

Dark I can’t read it’s too dark I can’t read okay mister suit thank you cool well that that’s one mole of defanged no more digging from that mole it Spidey do digging around he’s blocked up his path hey oh I’m sorry he came in swinging what’s that don’t do it Wilbur think of

The moles think of the holes think of everything we’ve worked for don’t do it Wilbur now write one called do it Wilbur I’ll wait oh oh oh okay listen you can do it you must do everything has led to this oh okay listen you can do it you must do

Everything has led to this you must kill all moles but I’m the chosen one let me pull the trigger Wilbur let me ha okay you have one minute to kill a mole go prove yourself one minute starting now let’s see how he does

Okay I see you I see you poet mole I see hey hey come back come back come out you did good you succeeded good job I want you to make a library of your poetry so he does what’s going on over here we go through this one just no longer digging replacing yeah

You dig therefore you up that’s digging that’s digging I said no more digging to be fat shout I did say no more digging what’s happening here agent kill the other mole good job where is the one I put in bedrock it was like around here wasn’t it oh we got

Something how are you doing he’s been in there for a while now it’s finished we’ll come back to him in another half an hour look okay to be fair okay I’m the I’m an exterminator service right but I’m humane if we’re not just murdering them stupidly and forcefully

You know if they want to murder each other and if they want to fool off tool gaps and if they want to be trapped in bedrock forever let him I say let him you know it’s a new me new office new me see leave him a

Journal that’s a good idea that’s a good idea oh this is pretty hey this was made by agent and his friend who he murdered for me fill this in you have five minutes if he manages this fair play to him how are the surface moles doing this is just a

Ella tea is this how they’re trying to get into the video now they just write my editors name Oh who’s this hello Samsonite hi you’re one of the ones that’s excited to see me you probably shouldn’t be stand there all right cool what is going on in here

What is this Bryan ek hi Bryan ek recognize you know don’t run don’t run it’s fine watch this look look Briony you’ve been such a long time supporter I could never kill you this is just because she’s been such a good supporter of baby yeah exciting okay so

We’re down to our last quarter down to our last quarter in a bit and Mort how are you doing man hi I don’t know back away from me that why are you backing away and shaking your head violently look it’s fun why do they fear me I literally do not hungry get to

The surface and I’ll give you food now we all know that the moles are big ones foot carrots and stuff don’t they they like to let’s dig through compost bins and nab carrots and stuff look at this guy he’s coming up here for some food I’m really excited to see him actually here

He comes up to get his food up to get no no that’s not no no look see you think you’ve been smart but really you’re just you’re just prolonging the inevitable there you go there you go sit okay let’s see you here he goes this way and then

When you get to the surface I’ll be here hey why here he is chat what do we think okay chatter sing spare him he dodged the lava he gets the food good job the five minutes are almost up for agen there he is oh he’s done it

Good job agent ego you got very lucky because so far everyone who I’ve given a diamond shovel to has been murdered I won’t be killing you in fact you can have that that’s for you you get to live you get to live what’s going on here hello character limit

Why do they always back away and tremble stop backing away and trembling from me you’re just like every woman what are you doing say something come on if it’s not good enough for me I will be murdering you with my potion of harming come on place

It there we go there we go there we go what we’re gonna get I’m expecting something big I’m expect something big character limit come on come on let’s see hi I don’t know Jesus well forgot here Oh who’s this hello now can you be funny please be funny ID I

Beg I beg as all I want is I want to have one mole who has a skill good job you did it you did it alright let’s oh my got it I just got it is because the moles that think the moles that think Wilbur is bad are a joke I’m so stupid

Oh this bedrock guy hi there tell me how you feel Samsonite I have run out of resources I’m starving he go splash that good see it’s the weak ones the ones that do as I say the weak willed ones let’s get all these surface moles I want

Him out of here what are you doing hey hey jump fast go see you just got to get rid of all the surface moles that’s just how’s it worked we’ve got a hotel why are my moles gaining sentience I was ok I was called to exterminate some moles not to watch

Them gain [ __ ] sentience who’s the hotel mods are you here are you coming up is he okay well we’ll let him cut he’s got a little suit on and everything alright hi there I’d like a room oh is this the room that’s the bed ok ok I

Want in-house entertainment go a joke I want you to die for me my life I want to watch you die okay fast this is a really good hotel this is a route I’m a big fan of that hotel honestly I five stars really great service I’ve got a lovely room who are you

You just dig in hello hey tell me about yourself no how many we got we’re running out it we’re running out right we’re on our last moles this is the seed protector you want vision you know what you you protected my seed here’s your vision good look honestly

Honestly I’m happy with what you’ve done there’s something I want from you forever it’s just one thing it’s one little thing jump up hungry more free food at the surface only for hungry mold free food let’s get some food at the surface yeah yeah let’s see you they

Come come on everyone to the surface oh look at them here they are look at this moles love carrots man you just can’t get enough carrots as a mole see all for you take some carrots yet no yes yes take some carrots they’re yours yes get some carrots in you yeah let’s

See get another one yeah keep going keep going yeah you know what I miss the most being so good you’re getting the diamond shovel good job on being a mole that’s the munchin very cute very cute I give it a 10 oh they love carrots look get more

Carrots what about all about it oh you’re replanting them you I said eat I said eat plant hello large weave don’t pick up the diamond shovel yeah you know what to do look look jewel will dig jewel will do will go I felt like we’re running out of

Moles oh the bedrock mole the bedrock oh my god he’s still here I’ve come back for you hey you have a carrot I broken this one I have broken his spirit give me your journal I wanted to read Oh day 1847 6 will became to visit me he gave

Me this journal to write in I shall do my best day 1847 7 no sign of anyone today just plain loneliness day 14 80 is 19 pages Dave 1847 8 I cried today day 1847 9 I can’t feel my legs are they even still there I’m scared pissed off and

Lonely day 1848 1 am I going insane I probably am going insane date 1848 3 thinking about writing a Communist Manifesto day 1848 5 why we still here just two sir I am going to publish this and keep all the revenue where’s my library boy here

Is hey oh my god he really has made some books worms graveyard Joel can you value this book I wrote how much would you value it it took me so long to write it what do you think he’s holding some dirt which is a good sign I am hoping to sell

It for some dirt hmm it’s quite an acquired taste you are quite the writer I’ll buy awesome ten diamonds pay up Everyone’s a critic dude everyone’s a critic you know it’s lets read his books Joel’s mole dug a hole in a grassy knoll multipole he hit a troll and then they both smoked a bowl of mind-control I’m glad I killed him Oh little Mole you are so blind you

Wouldn’t even know if you were staring at your behind all you do is borrow and find ones for food you do this because your instinct tells you it is good that one’s okay I like that one oh oh please Mol’s blind beings with no purpose but to dig dig dig what is our goal to dig till we no longer have our soul why do we do do to the one we call cert blinding mining with no goal to ensure our life is empty to join the graveyard

Soon that one’s good I like these two I wrote these I wrote these ones I wrote those those are mine hey you’re next but first what do you think of my books very fun to read did you really read them that fast I heard you read them out loud

Throw it one obedient mole I really like it when a plan comes to get what that looks cool that looks really cool what the hell is this oh yeah I gave him lava it’s nice to see agent again you know what I’ve been missing him lovely to see you that’s

Very nice agent can you do me a favor touch the lava gently he was he was very polite what’s this thing it’s like modern art piece who did this who did this elodie black bars top bot and white impact on who did this Oh Oh rally the Mau who did this and

What is this tell me tell me what it is this is reminding me of Minecraft classic you know when there wasn’t any furniture well there’s a bed I know a bed when I see one there’s a little chair in the bedroom fancy Wilbur I challenge you to jewel what challenged

Me to a duel I don’t think you can show you’re a mole okay oh really GM’s survival right I’m ready to right let’s go let’s go jewel jewel pistols at dawn pistols at dawn broke 1v1 me rust let’s see it oh you’re just not good at this game you’re

Just not good at minecraft dude I came third in minecraft Monday 18 with techno blade you don’t even know man you don’t even know I’m so good at this keemstar said I’m a hardcore minecraft day I’m a hardcore minecraft you did so well I am so proud of you go on

I think you misheard me come on jump jump off all right this guy’s a smart ass he’s forget I’m in charge I’m in charge no no you know what Ellie you’re fine you can live for now I have other fish to fry I have other things to attend to you I’m

So bored of you and more what do you say minecraft bedrock I don’t care I really don’t care I really don’t care about you I’m so tired of you you were fun for like five minutes and you’re not fun anymore you’re so boring and I’m so glad you’re

Gone you see that okay let’s go check out my bedrock boy Hey Give you got this he’s been in there for almost two I do deserve freedom so [ __ ] I broken down dude this is a broken man in truth what does it mean to deserve I don’t know dude but I’m going to free you I’m going to make a path out of here

You may follow it do you see it are you ready your free block he’s free have a good life he’s finally free his old legs still work he’s what is he doing what what is he what what are you doing oh he’s free he’s finally free no [ __ ]

[ __ ] he was pretty get away stop stop stop stop stop those men to be a bit I was supposed to shoot you with a bow I was gonna shoot you with an arrow you were supposed to die you would I can’t I can’t do it you’re fine

Blop you’re fine that you you’ve earned that freedom you can’t you can’t get all of them as an exterminator who are you I thought I got everyone I thought he was the last one who the [ __ ] are you hey how long have you been here is it have

You just been writing the word gay how long have you been writing gay you want freedom to go on out you go off you go I need to get better I don’t know how many moles there are left I need to finish my duty though okay so cop to who oh where

Have you been hiding this whole time welcome to game ole house I like it I like the house but I don’t like you Oh me to do that there we go kill yourself with this again I’m happy with that I’m happy with that lop I gave you freedom i freed you you

Can go it so it’s you’re free it’s over you did it what does he want freedom is subjective will merely a shadow of reality too too many long words too many long word too smart for me too smart for me blah blah blah and look what do you want money

You want money what do you want I want freedom will the true freedom what does that mean what is true freedom tell you what baht tell you what I’ll give you true freedom if you do my job for me kill the remaining moles and I will free you go I

Shall let’s take him to them we found the king of the moles I want you to finish the job for me better than anyone else clean this garden push it Those smudge oh push that button there we go maybe I’m fine with that that’s fine what did we learn what did we learn guys I’ve been a bad pet owner before [ __ ] figure that one right now we’ve also learned that even doing a humane way

Being a nice guy like I am right doesn’t get me very far with Falls we’re all fools we’re fools that’s what I’ve learned I’ve learned that there’s no point I should have made the ban in the first place sure just made the baton in the first

Place good night well [ __ ] it too late now – there now anyway well thank you all for coming yes bye I’m never I’m never I next time I’m gonna have nice pets we’re gonna have nice pairs when all be friends all right