I made 1,000,000 villagers worship me

I made one million villagers worship me for new gods have arrived lead us what fun each other fam so these guys are gonna do whatever we want all right then gather us wood wow look at them go they’re like ants done already uh now build us a town hall wow

Not too shabby upon this rock we shall build our new home is that baroon lurking around bruh what’s wrong with this guy always up to no good damn look at these guys trying to escape i guess they weren’t too happy about varun messing with them what the hell is that

I guess that explains why the villagers have been trapped on this island all this building must be making these guys hungry i know let’s eat dirt why don’t we just build a farm fine i guess that works too oh no bang it they’re killing our guys and stealing the food we can’t

Let the villagers keep stealing from each other we need laws no fame that’s so lame it’ll take all the fun away you both have a point i know let’s have the fewest laws possible on this scroll we will write our laws one no stealing two no killing each other three

Worshipers in mode cool we good what the hell i don’t want to obey your stupid laws fam this won’t do here you guys are now our police force from now on breaking the laws is punishable by death now obey the law and worship me did you just mispronounce my name execute him

Are you mad you just killed an innocent villager because he mispronounced your name you see him you see him yes sir yes no i don’t want anyone to praise me or this guy we’re all equals why should they worship you guys they should worship the strongest me boring let

These people do whatever they want fam chill let’s just ask them who do you guys want to follow after that we signed a peace treaty and split up into four different countries i don’t know about the others but in my country my followers have to worship me

Oh you shouldn’t have hey they’re saying it not me and that poor kraken he’s probably just hungry i know i’ve meeted some of my villagers i feel like my people need a constant reminder of who’s in charge so every house is gonna be made in my image

My people love me they’d never betray me can’t say the same about the others i heard anastasia’s running her country totally differently look she built this huge arena and gets everyone to watch her fight she’s all about only the strongest will lead so narcissistic if you ask me she’s even building this huge

Military force for what we have a peace treaty she’s so paranoid not everyone is meant to be a fighter so what happens if they don’t have the right skills but hey all i’m gonna say is her villagers didn’t build her giant statues am i right and yasir’s country is even

Worse he just lives in a regular house along with everyone else can you believe that what’s the point in even being a king look at this slacker yes here’s gotta work double time to make up for the slackers it’d be a shame with all those slackers they couldn’t

Even harvest enough crops and look these people are starving the ones that do work hard are getting mad because they don’t get rewarded any more than the slackers looks like equality isn’t all that he promised huh and don’t even get me started about maroon’s country

If you can even call it that he’s got everybody living in trees look he just pooped on that guy’s head and ran away worst part about this his villagers love it and they all end up copying him anyways we can’t stay cavemen forever look at this awesome

Castle my followers built me you know it’s hard work being king what are you waiting for kill him no please no i don’t have a family see my haters are always out to get me those who are useful to me get to live in my castle and have everything taken

Care of and everyone else they’re happier than ever i’m even making them build a wall around my castle just so i don’t get too jealous of their happiness we’re starving out here what did you hear something hold on i’ll just there we go just a mosquito what

This anastasia girl has got a whole jousting set up down here someone set off an explosion in her country the bomb left purple paint everywhere i hope she doesn’t think that i did this oh looks like a civil war the hard workers are tired of being treated the same as the slackers

Bruh the lazy workers aren’t gonna fight fair damn that was quick i guess lazy people work smart instead of work hard so now yashir only has lazy people left in his country what’s he gonna do she he made a chord to punish anyone who doesn’t follow his rules we aren’t so

Different after all bro sure you sear’s righteous enough but what about his other judges looks like they’ll be taking some bribes what happened here this whole place is wrecked also where is everyone is that a trade caravan must be going from anastasia’s country to yasir’s country

That’s nice of her to what the varun’s villagers are attacking it i guess without any kind of structure varun’s people have turned to robbery as the only way to survive i bet the others wish that they had just listened to me and worshipped me to begin with what what do you mean

Everyone’s on strike what have they done to my beautiful statue i don’t understand i thought everyone was happy and loved me i need to get to the bottom of this [Applause] we’re starving to death out here you guys are so ungrateful i think for some reason that made them angry

And so i set up a new system villagers could mail in their complaints and i their noble god would address them okay eat dirt nerd all right well that’s just not constructive Anastasia in plain if her entire country is just military who’s actually building these tanks what are those planes flying in the parts for the tanks the planes are coming from yasir’s country they must have struck a trade deal since yasir’s economy was down bad after his civil war but what’s she

Offering yesir no way anastasia’s warriors are helping yasir enforce his court that’s how he’s getting his lazy villagers back to work i guess there’s nothing in our peace treaty that says we can’t trade with each other uh did that just happen this is bad i don’t think anastasia’s

Gonna just let this slide but why would you see your bomber Your highness something terrible has happened how annoying these villagers never stop complaining no it’s not that it’s remember him what about him he escaped before he was executed crap this is bad he might give away my secrets on how to run a super successful country to the

Others find him so we sent a battalion of cards after him but then so you’re telling me we stumbled right into a battle between anastasia and yasir’s countries there’s more after the battle baroon’s people came in and looted the place that means he’s got his hands on

Those tanks and planes two now that’s it the peace treaty is broken get our people ready for war arm the troops lock down the castle and somebody get me a shield why sir never mind damn it’s going down anastasia isn’t alone out here sheesh maroons people filled their stolen tanks

With who and they’re firing it onto the battlefield anastasia’s warriors are stepping out on foot this is where it gets real but where’s your sear oh snap his planes are busy bombing anastasia’s country wait didn’t varoon steal a few of his planes too no he’s dropping half

His troops off and riding my country that’s it i may not have tanks or planes but it’s time to pull out my secret weapon bruh i come bearing a gift not i hid my soldiers inside the statue now they’re free to raid his country this four-way warp went on for seven days

Until all of our countries had finally had enough yasir called us to a neutral meeting ground to discuss a ceasefire but i’ve called this meeting because there’s already been way too much blood that’s when we had an unexpected intruder glenn all of these so-called leaders have failed equality for all a

New law society only the strongest can lead or just a selfish dictator all of these systems fell apart just with a little push from my end if you are tired of all this meaningless bloodshed it’s time to elect a new god choose me and i

Will be a god of the people i will ensure there’s never war like this again so glenn was pulling the strings all along he’s responsible for this war but it’s too late now lock up these fake gods after that glenn can bind all four countries back into one he collected tax

From every single villager only to use for his own vanity my statue was way better and anybody that tried to challenge him let’s just say they would mysteriously disappear none of this would have happened if you didn’t bomb my country bomb you i would never maybe it was varun who kept

Attacking your shipments to us damn we needed supplies well you guys all cut it out can’t you see we got played glenn turned us against each other then when we were weak enough he took over i hate politics fam but i guess maybe having some rules wouldn’t have hurted

And i guess there’s no such thing as equality for all maybe if i wasn’t such a selfish king we could have had cool inventions like tanks and planes too fine i guess only caring about strength can backfire get up it’s time glenn was planning to execute us that same day he didn’t want

To take any risks with us such a shame that we couldn’t see eye to eye until it was too late or was it what’s going on search the area now but it was too late we were already deep in the woods turns out that each of us still had a

Small loyal group of followers they saw through glenn’s fake promises and broke us out right before our execution we were given a second chance but there was still a major problem we were heavily outnumbered unless sir you need to say this you should have stayed in hardy you

Think you can come at me with that pathetic excuse of an army ah now pino pino i told y’all it was a good idea to feed him and yeah i named him pino pino breaking the wall created the opening for anastasia’s soldiers to breach the castle nobody can mess with

Them in close quarter hand-to-hand combat doesn’t matter you’re surrounded you’ll never make your way up the castle i’m going in as if i’m gonna let you come close with that [Applause] Don’t forget varun’s people lived in them trees yes here no hey glenn you said it yourself we’re gonna vote for who we want to lead right we just voted