I made a fake minecraft talk show to troll twitch streamers

I don’t want to be here anymore yeah most people don’t anyways So where are you from charlie um i am from um america i’m from the united states uh michigan uh i i am from the minecraft community it’s great berlin cats are dogs i’m a cat person personally cat getting my axe out ooh i have dogs but like

Cats are pretty cool too uh one time i got asked if i’m a cat or dog person but are you i’m a dog person i do like cats like the cats or the yeah um i like the dog update that was i like um yeah you’re talking about the animal

Right oh yeah i’m talking about the animal that’s our very main i know probably dogs cats try and like kill my my bird i don’t remember the name of it but it’s it’s one of those gun mods um oh yeah those are really cool those are really really fun those are uh

Like my ah what the my biggest strength uh relatability according to my audience what the [ __ ] what wait did you see that apparently your mom would like to join us i’ll bring her in and she’d like to join us your mom’s here oh is there something behind that painting

No i don’t i don’t think there is [Laughter] oh what’s your favorite holiday i want to say halloween yo sam i love halloween i [ __ ] love halloween oh god damn christmas oh my god i’m a halloween kind of guy it’s probably halloween because i because i can scare children legally

It’s great i also love caring children i’d say halloween halloween yeah i definitely love halloween too the most um what do you think about anvils god um all right yeah they’re pretty useful do you have any thoughts on anvils no no well the anvil the reason why i like the anvil is because

It’s it’s i feel like it’s it’s good because you can just like you can throw like things that have low durability like that yeah i mean what are your thoughts on anvils anvils and try and catch up do any thoughts on anvils want to see magic uh okay all right

That did not heal me i think it’s going to heal you can i get a couple more magic tricks please thank you no what the what the no oh there you go yeah so i can just what is happening uh do you ever have pvp

Well i want to like do a mix of it a lot of people have sometimes i used to a lot in skyblock oh i’m actually about to hit my are you gonna stop do you see that no what’s your goal when it comes to streaming

My goal yeah which is in fame uh i like the attention yeah um yeah what i’m i’m gonna i’m gonna there’s nothing back here oh what the [ __ ] dude do you like sushi what are your thoughts on sushi it’s okay no i actually don’t really oh [ __ ]

Uh you don’t like n crystal pvp right no every crystal pvp it is so scary what but basically we’re moving on to the next section of the show alright after this minor hiccup uh the next section is uh can you live uh can you live

I think so i’m pretty good at living all right let’s put him to the test what why am i so high up ah he can’t live am i just where am i oh oh my god he left yeah what the hell oh [ __ ] this is this is inspirational material what no

If you were put in a zombie apocalypse do you think you could survive it no let’s find that no he’s going i said what the heck is happening here do you like the uh ender dragon or the wither more like what’s harder to beat the harder thing to kill is probably the

Ender dragon yeah probably the wither yeah what makes you say that god no no no no the wizard oh my thank you for joining me vivern uh i appreciate your uh you coming here uh do you have any final thoughts help me whoever’s watching this video please help me

What are your final thoughts on this interview definitely the most abstract one no thanks for having me on this was a uh experience for sure Oh god damn it