I Made Minecraft… Better??

Let’s go I finally found the Minecraft headquarters I can ask them where the update is alright who in here would know about the update oh the developer’s perfect I’ll just ask them hey guys where’s the nah why is there exp everywhere where are the developers wait

A second they didn’t even have any ideas oh the CEO he’ll definitely know what’s going on nah are you sleeping update room what could be in here a command block no way wait I’ve got an idea sorry Mojang but it looks like I’m doing the update now

All right I’m out of here yo yo what’s wrong with you why did you just blow up my office I mean you guys weren’t really getting much work done you think it’s so easy why don’t you make the update all right I will and I’m gonna have better

Ideas than you guys ever had nah I have literally zero ideas all right I just gotta do something massive I’m adding a new dimension to Minecraft all you have to do is put the new music disc in a jukebox and boom a portal let’s check it

Out all right this is crazy it’s a little empty right now so let’s add some stuff all right first things first I’m gonna have to add some items in this chest to try to give the players a reason to come here I feel like this

Loot is okay we don’t want to make it too easy though so we should probably add some mobs to protect it all right that’s probably enough that’s a good start but it’s still so empty I should add a village okay let’s go this house is looking good now I just

Need a few more all right the village is looking good but it’s still missing something I gotta add some villagers once we add these what are those things are these Warden villagers when did they all move into the village there’s tons of them now I wonder what kind of Trades they have

64 emeralds for a mystery box that sounds awesome I’m gonna go get my money I wonder what type of items you can get from it I bet this is gonna be sick all right let’s go what did I get what bro what is the nah where’d he go

Get back here wait they already got babies in this Village no way are these Warden Dimension pigs wait what’s this guy doing no way Warden Golem all right this Village looks amazing I think I’m gonna go work on other parts of the update next I want to

Add a bro what are you doing get back in the warden Dimension what do you mean no I’m in charge here all right whatever I’m sure that’s not a big deal all right the new dimension is done now what else do I want to add to this update all

Right we’re gonna add some structures some biomes some mobs and some items let’s go all right let’s start off with some structures I feel like the desert could use one oh I know I’m adding Bedrock prisons to the desert these are gonna be hype the way it works is the

Player will spawn in here and he can’t play the game till he escapes I think they’re gonna love it oh somebody’s playing right now yo bro how are you liking the update is it fun no all right that one’s done let’s add something else I just added a new McDonald’s structure

It even has a drive-through in everything oh yeah these menu items are awesome uh hey man is there any way I can get a uh bruh this is a drive through you need to be writing something all right problem solved anyway man is there any way I could get an ice cream

Ice cream machine broke all right if I added McDonald’s you know I gotta add somewhere to use the bathroom so I went ahead and added a porta potty structure and this one’s pretty hey yo I’m sorry I didn’t know you were in there all right let’s add a structure to the ocean next

Okay I really like this pirate ship Design This is sick I even added some gold that spawns in the back that the players can come and steal I mean uh you cannot steal that it’s not yours alright structures are done now I should add some new biomes to the game no way this

Amethyst biome looks insane there’s even a chance for a Crystal Cove to spawn people are gonna build Crazy bases in here next I added a volcano biome at the top there’s some really cool oars and there’s even a chance for a village to spawn at the bottom I think people are

Gonna love this one it’s perfect nah this one was a mistake I’m sorry and now for the final bomb I added the sky island honestly I just felt like there wasn’t enough stuff in the sky so I felt like adding a village up here would be sick I even have villagers and houses

And everything what are you looking at oh look it this player’s playing right now dude are you having fun not really all right biomes are done now time to add some new Mobs to the game alright so I added giants into the game and they have a chance to spawn on the mountain

Biomes but I don’t want them to be too weak alright that’s better now this looks like a scary mob the players are gonna love this oh look at that guy’s going to fight it nah I think I made them too strong for the next mob I added you need to find a

Village then you need to find a house with a baby villager then you’re just gonna shut the door and trap him inside by blocking it then you need to go around the village and kill every other villager every single last one then after that you go back to the baby

Villager and tell him you kill this entire Clan to see how strong you were and you remind him he wasn’t strong enough to stop you then you leave for three days when you come back you’ll see a new mob in the middle of the village

But don’t let him see you no I think he just saw me bro I’m sorry I I didn’t mean it I didn’t mean it all right I feel like that’s enough mobs time to add some items what the heck is that thing are you a chicken where did this thing even come from

How long is this bruh it’s still going no way what happened to this Village wait a second isn’t that the Villager I let Escape earlier he’s infecting the ground wait what’s he doing no he infected the Golem wait this is bad dude did you touch anybody other than the chicken or the Golem

Are you sure all right you gotta come with me you’re going back to the ward everybody listen up don’t move we can fix this everybody stop moving you’re gonna infect the entire world you’re gonna destroy everything this is bad no one’s listening to me I need to get some

Backup there he is that’s the guy I’m looking for taxes bro what are you talking about he’s a baby he doesn’t have money what nah you’re sick listen I need you to teach me how to control villagers why should I help you all right class is in session all right

First you gotta get one of these Crocs where did you even get that there’s no guns in Minecraft wait all right let’s go I’m adding guns to Minecraft oh let’s go that’s perfect all right now what nah that’s it now they’ll listen to you try it out all right let’s go people start

Building I want to see a village let’s go alright this is a good start let’s speed it up bro are you building out of dirt all right this Village looks sick but I feel like it’s missing something okay these statues are insane nicely done wait [Applause] now I want to subscribe sign oh let’s go everybody better subscribe all right Crocs I think I’m ready let’s go kill some villagers all right Crocs I think it’s this way follow me nah what is that this is bad the skull could spread way further no way there’s

So many of them wait wait there’s the guy who started it all listen pack up all your stuff you guys are going back to the other dimension oh okay you don’t want to listen well you made me do this nah nah Crocs they’re immune to bullets

What do we do trust me this is gonna work I do it all the time oh let’s go he fell for it we got him all right Crocs I brought the stuff you needed I bet now let’s figure out this guy’s weakness no way they’re immune to Lava

And they’re immune to explosions nah I told you this one wasn’t gonna work oh okay you don’t want to talk let’s see how you like dream music for 10 hours straight start at Crocs wait no wait grocks it killed him wait how no it makes sense they’re like

Wardens their weakness is sound I know what I have to do I’m putting an end to this for good no wait it’s working it’s actually working let’s go I can actually beat them I can end this wait I feel like I’m seeing a lot less of them now where’d

They all go oh you guys thought you could hide up there Wait I’ve almost done it there he is that’s the last one let’s go I did it I saved Minecraft what is that thing no way they infected the giant I’ll have to stop him no way he’s immune to the music he’s too powerful I’m gonna have to go all out

This is my final attack I’m putting an end to these Warden monsters for good Let’s go I did it baby I saved Minecraft let’s go all right guys so I learned my lesson about how hard it is to update Minecraft so we scrapped all of that and after eight months I’m happy to announce we have bamboo blocks and camels