I Made Presidents Simulate Civilization in Minecraft..

I created my own Minecraft server and I’m gonna invite a bunch of famous players and we’re gonna simulate civilization time to figure out who I’m gonna invite wait what hey see what heard you were doing the Minecraft server you know I had to pull up boys how’s it going I’m

Hyped for this Minecraft server dear God how’d you get the IP to the server you’re going to destroy the server just like the last one anyways see what I invited the squad they should be here any minute now uh I wasn’t expecting this many of you

In the first minute but let’s just start playing and try to have fun on the server guys I haven’t played on a new server in so long wait guys I need help how do you make a crafting table again uh Joe it’s four Oak planks in a square it’s the

Easiest recipe how could you forget that good looks Obama wait when did you get here come on Joe you know I’m not gonna miss the annual two-week server grind wait if you’re here who else is here of course I’m here uh yep I’m here hey guys I just got on

I’m gonna be the first one to find diamonds Andrew I don’t think uh digging straight down is a good idea that’s definitely uh not gonna end well shut up you don’t know what you’re talking about my unmatched perspicacy oh my God this game is actually trash yeah I knew that was gonna happen

All right what do you guys think about building the first town right here uh yeah this spot looks great for day one let’s set up camp all right everybody start building some houses around this flag let’s go bruh ain’t no way your ass is building out of dirt if your house is

Bad we’re not gonna let you live with us it’s my house I can do what I want back me up Obama uh Joe that house is garbage Donald’s right see Joe this is what a good house looks like build something like this yeah this is pretty fire I’m

Not gonna lie yo I think I’m gonna head into the mines Obama you trying to come with me uh let’s do it we’re gonna be the first to get diamonds no way and guys you’re not going to believe it I just found a dog this is crazy uh they’re not actually that rare

Joe I only have one bone do you think that’s going to be enough uh statistically you’re probably gonna need at least two or three bones I tamed it guys this is amazing and I’m gonna name him Joe Jr does anybody have a name tag well you’re in luck I just got to the

Bottom of this desert temple and yep there’s a name tag I’m bringing it back to the base right now Joker are you kidding me uh see what so uh I think we have a problem uh what’s up I’m pretty sure that uh Andrew’s using x-ray he has way

Too many diamonds I ran the numbers and uh it’s just not possible uh Andrew is this true I’m the top G I would never cheat all right then share your screen no cap guys I’m sharing it but some weird visual bugs started happening I don’t know what’s going on

All right I’m Banning him oh no way boys I found a mob spawner uh loot’s kind of trash though I’m not gonna lie I hope it’s a skeleton spawner so I can get more dogs uh nope it’s a spider spawner I think I’m just gonna break it spider

Spawners are trash no I can make a mob grinder send me the cords all right Elon uh I’m sending you the chords now wait yo what the heck what’s going on boy what is actually wrong with you why did you just do that oh let’s go boys I did it I found

Diamonds wow actually surprisingly useful for once nice job Ben wait guys I think something’s wrong the game’s lagging the diamonds didn’t drop bruh Ain’t No Way Ben what kind of pickaxe do you have on you right now Stone Ben you might be the most dog water Minecraft player I’ve met in my

Entire life you are some real trash don’t worry boys I found Ben and I have an iron pick I’ll get these diamonds no you’re even worse than Ben just wait for me and Obama please I don’t need you guys to tell me how to play this game oh

Crap nice going now we just lost another Diamond hey I don’t need to hear that from you buddy Biden’s killing me guys get an admin all right guys it’s getting pretty late I think I’m gonna call it for day one yeah I’m getting off too Obama we killed

It we’re stacked right now uh you know what tdog we’re gonna get even more done tomorrow all right yeah good job everybody I’ll see you all tomorrow all right time to play on the server what 202 players that’s even more than yesterday guys the server’s getting even

More popular let’s go I’ve got big plans for today boys I’m going to be expanding my base and building a weight what the heck we’ve got a problem uh what’s the problem someone took the diamonds out of my chest when I find out who did this they’re gonna Joe did you

Take my diamonds to make that pickaxe uh no I use my own diamonds bull crap you’re lying give that to me right now why don’t you come make me big boy all right guys I’ll be back in a bit I think I’m gonna spend the rest of today

Trying to see who else is on the server whoa Shaggy and Scooby I love this Mystery Machine build that’s awesome what is this thing oh no way Valerian all right guys sick work this build’s coming along great jet why don’t you try picking up a block and helping out for

Once I think I’m gonna go just finished building my house not gonna lie I kind of spazzed wait this is insane how’d you build this it was pretty brutal TBH had to pull an all-nighter grinding blocks but now I have my house in game wow Cool Joe I actually just finished my build

Too I’m kind of cracked with the building not gonna lie are you kidding me Donald you literally just copied my build sorry Joe it was my house first all right guys these builds look sick I’m gonna go keep exploring the server though Mario and Luigi when did you guys join the server

Oh it looks like there’s some more people down there I’m calling this The Village hidden in the blocks Naruto and Goku I love you guys what are you up to I need to increase my power level so I can beat the Ender Dragon wait Luffy this is awesome there’s so many people

On the server I wonder if I’m gonna bump into next wait what does he want uh yeah what’s up Joe uh see what come back to the White House asked we have a massive problem you need to ban Trump bro oh my God what are they even doing

Yeah see what uh listen we need to ban Trump he kidnapped my dog and won’t give it back I told you I didn’t take your dog okay wait wait Joe just explain to me what happened from the beginning well uh yeah basically earlier I went to my

House and uh I fed Joe Jr some food and I went to trade with my mending villager and by the time I was done trading with my villager and looked back my dog had been kidnapped and I know Trump’s the one who did it because he’s still pissed

That I stole his Diamonds oh I knew you took my diamonds you little liar that’s it Trump you’re gonna pay for taking my dog I’m building my own civilization and we’re gonna Crush you oh really then I’ll build my own civilization it’ll be the best and biggest civilization of all

Time I’ll see you here same time tomorrow wait guys we can talk about this it’s too late for that wait guys stop you don’t want to do this this is dumb this is really bad everybody knows when the war starts on the server that’s

When a server dies ah I gotta see if I can try to talk Joe out of it what how did Joe build this that fast this is amazing Joe and Elon office room guys how did you build all this uh well you know I’m pretty cracked at Minecraft

And I got my boy Elon here yeah uh you know we’re pretty good at the game all right listen I’m here to tell you that you cannot fight with Trump if you guys do that you’re gonna destroy the whole server the only way I don’t fight Trump

Is if he returns Joe Jr to me and apologizes all right I’ll try to talk to him what is this thing are you kidding me Trump what is this we have one of the finest walls ever made the civilizations tucked away in the back it would take

Forever to get to it Biden doesn’t know what he’s in for tomorrow that’s why I’m here you got to give him his dog back no say what listen I’m telling the truth I didn’t take this guy’s dog wait then what happened to it I have no idea what

Happened but I’m not going to let him disrespect me so tomorrow that boy is going to get absolutely ground pounded wait I don’t get it if Trump didn’t take Biden’s dog then who did oh look it it’s almost like the villager’s trying to tell me something wait wait wait can you understand me

Wait this is perfect I have an idea all right here I need you to write on this sign who you saw take the dog it’s perfect I’m gonna be able to stop the war what Joe Rogan foreign hey what’s up Joe just the guy I’m looking for oh see what what’s going on

Man how you doing I didn’t know you joined This Server oh yeah just started yesterday I’ve been having a lot of fun listen you wouldn’t have Biden’s dog would you no what would make you think that so you wouldn’t mind if I went in your house and took a look around no no

No stop don’t do that okay and here’s the dog right here all right fine you caught me I did take it why Biden used to be my little e-kitten we would valorent Duo together all the time ever since this server came out he’s been ignoring me I was hoping if I took the

Dog and started this war the server would collapse and he’d come back to me Joe this is evil I’m sorry I know it’s wrong I just wanted Biden to meow one last time I gotta take the dog man all right I made it just in time I can still

Save the server guys you don’t have to fight anymore no it’s too late sleepy Joe’s about to be sleeping six feet under uh I’m about to beat the crap out of this boy no you don’t understand I found the dog Trump didn’t take it so you guys don’t have to fight look see

Joe you I told you I didn’t take it uh okay wow this caught me by surprise Trump but I’m sorry I didn’t know I falsely accused you yeah save that for later you started this beef I’m gonna end it wait what are you talking about fine you don’t want to accept my

Apology I’m about to clap you so hard you’ll never play Minecraft again guys stop how do you like this little Joe no Trump what are you doing don’t oh now you’ve done it boys get ready we’re gonna Pub stomp this fool all right everyone attack well this server’s ruined

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