I made useless Minecraft items USEFUL…

Puffer fish rotten flesh and a dead Bush these items are useless but what if they weren’t in this video I have found a way to make useless items useful and I’ve got 45 minutes to collect as many of these items as I can before the final battle against my friends and if this

Video gets 10 likes I will grow a mustache for you guys it will be terrible so enjoy the video alright we’re off go oh okay okay right right right I definitely knew this was here I’m gonna punch this tree because I haven’t done this in a while all right

If if we win we split the 10 round okay this is for money okay wait is it not he told me it was uh no one’s seen this oh my God this is not good oh this is exhilarating man I like oh oh you’re joking oh my goodness okay well that’s

Not good he’s already got obsidian how Long Henry don’t worry about it don’t worry about it to the chest no no Henry Henry because I like you because I like you because I like you oh my God are you silk touch for actually you know what I’m gonna hold on

To it I’m gonna hold on to it wait so what what’s Bill is there a strategy win mine diamond win mine diamond all right I odds on one to a hundred you jump off a cliff right now uh okay three two one thirty two okay I’m getting out of here right we’re

Gonna be smart about this we are going to be smart I’ve got 45 minutes to get everything I need and then I have to kill my friends okay good we’re ahead of Henry I don’t like this this is actually making me slightly nervous oh but there’s a lava

Pool here that’s good to know because I’m gonna need to go to the nether but actually oh wait we could get the first useful item no one knows what I’m doing so if I go boom shares oh I shouldn’t have done that I’m actually praying that there’s a desert you’ve got to ask

Yourselves guys what does a dead Bush do Billy tell me now huh what does a dead Bush do plant it yeah is it what see you later man ah gaslighting isn’t real you’re just crazy okay for this first craft I need five bones and one dead Bush oh yes I

Literally see one now we’re talking perfect and okay yes right I’m actually gonna take a few of these and I need food badly yes here we go I need to go down that cave that’s literally right there yeah it’s huge okay that’s what I

Need to do I need to get five bones now and that will give me a huge advantage two pieces of food and a dream that’s all I need you know as it’s prox chat as well I should occasionally just like shout see if anyone’s nearby hello is anyone nearby

I I guess no one’s I guess no one’s nearby I’m so lonely because whilst we’re trying to get the bones for the first craft I can do something that no man has ever done before I need an iron chest plate for this one and a piece of

Granite I I reckon everything I’m saying to you guys just means nothing and I love the fact that the next time someone sees me they’re gonna have no idea what’s going on right that’s enough iron Billy’s already got armor this sucks but there it is that’s what I need the

Granite boom boom iron helmet smithing table and now are you ready the most useless Block in the game Granite but a granite helmet okay okay no one sees me oh it looks disgusting oh but it does so many armor bars okay I’m a bar and a half that’s actually insane

And if we get three more we can make a chest plate and boom boom Granite like yes okay let’s see how much better this is oh yes I look disgusting have you ever seen a useless item be so useful the answer is no I make this kind of

Make the nicer actually suck but it’s fine because this is going to solve one of my biggest issues because this is my last piece of food but what if rotten flesh wasn’t useless give me yes there’s one two because now I’ve got this one flesh look

I go boom yes we can craft golden carrots to rotten flesh there’s literally an infinite food source that is unreal genuinely the best food in the game I’ve actually I should probably not talk too loudly because if someone hears me they’re gonna know what’s going on

And I really like the fact that it’s just me that knows all this I wonder if everyone else is having a stress-free time just like me uh is this safe there’s like good loot in here right I’ll just uh yeah I’m going I’m getting away not worth the risk I don’t I’ve

Never seen the warden before don’t want to do that today why is there still more blocks oh okay cave bones yes come here skeletons I need you I actually need you I also need to not die right now okay we’ve got four bones already Yes I need

To find more zombies now speaker the devil come up oh okay I’m actually low sorry good that’s what I think oh my goodness come on hot please please okay that’s huge we need three more and I’m on one heart I I’m about to run out of

Sprint as well okay I cannot land on any trip Stone I should have made a shield I’m an actual idiot yes I’m about to run out of Sprint so this needs to work now literally no Sprints and a dream please what oh Diamond snow okay that’s huge oh

I knew it I knew it I wasn’t even looking at him and I just killed him but wait please oh my goodness I can actually hear it oh my okay we can move on to the next item finally and I can finally look at getting these diamonds

Good what Billy’s got diamond armor my my armor actually looks like schools like it looks like real poo and for a couple more of the crafts I’m gonna need to think about going to another because I need blaze powder very very badly and I need to save one of these okay why is

It always a one vein why oh there’s another Diamond down there nice okay it’s gonna be a one vein yep of course it is but I need you to give me more food please yes oh this gold is going to be useful as well actually actually that’s probably the next easiest item to

Work on a clock okay a clock is a very very useless item no one ever needs to know what time it is ever or Diamonds though this is very good wow that was a lot of diamonds I’ve now got seven diamonds but I need more gold and

Redstone there we are four gold Happy Days actually I might as well get more golden apples yes Redstone very good and if I craft my clock just like that we can now go here check this out lightning staff okay yes please mine and if I

Yes are you kidding me oh my goodness oh it’s got a massive cooldown though oh rotten flesh this is actually a food farmer are you kidding me that’s insane we’ve got even more golden carrots I can Farm food with this thing and I can absolutely annihilate mobs and

People yep look get out of here buddy yep you’re done you’re Denzel Washington oh I love this I actually love this I am slightly worried that people can hear the thunder though that would just kind of give away that I can control the weather but you’re probably wondering

Why I haven’t made a shield okay and there is good reason I promise but we’re gonna need to go up to surface for it and I don’t want to do that just yet oh and you can give me that bone finally yes you’ve got five bones and a bow all

Right I’ll take it and more food hopefully yes but oh and more diamonds okay this is huge what oh there’s a spawner here I was like there is no way there is actually no way get out of here get out of here I might actually just

Farm this quickly how many bones have we got we’ve got 14 if I get one more I can make three of what I need you know I actually I might as well just show you guys where is it here we are dead Bush spawn egg dead Bush horse yes there’s my

Extra bone okay we can break this and leave thank you that’s six diamonds that is six diamonds it’s diamond pickaxe time and diamond boots time I don’t care we are one and a half arm bars away from Full okay this is really really good oh no why is Jay going the nether that’s

Not good okay okay okay okay right another useless item everybody knows it okay a puffer fish absolutely useless so we go fishing here oh okay raw Cod really oh what three fishing you what no you are joking look at this look at this puffer fish Shield

That is huge and we’ve only got 25 minutes left um but we’ve just found a spawner as well and gunpowder I’m gonna need that thank you oh so many bones as well perfect and Bows all right yeah this is huge but I am going to find a

Lava pool go to the Nether and we are going to craft another useless item I just saw someone hello hello who’s there oh hey Henry it’s fine it’s fine we’re chill we’re chill we’re chill right where are you I’m right but I’m here how are you Enchanted it was my only plan I

Will tell you I didn’t find iron until like the like 10th minute um but I have a chance now what the hell are you what what the hell is that you want no secret well yeah because I’ve just I’ve been running around playing Minecraft as normal what is all

This stuff you’re wearing okay you know I’m gonna I’m gonna let oh look out look out look here you are Um this stuff while I’ve just been in a normal Minecraft stuff wait hit me ow ow wait how did you get that no no it’s fine it’s fine I’ll say one thing Henry I’ll say one thing okay crafter craft and rotten flesh block a rotten

Flesh block wait I’ll do it do it and maybe catch a puffer fish that’s all I’m gonna say would it I’ll see you later buddy I’m leaving I’m leaving I’ll see you later oh I hope you blow up no no goodbye Henry goodbye this is awful oh oh oh hey oh

This is now this is real that was really awkward okay I’m gonna go that’s like when you that’s like when you go different ways to go home and you accidentally walk the same way okay yeah I need to go to the nether I need to go

Sword hey Henry hey don’t be scheming I heard that I did I didn’t say anything I didn’t say anything man get out of my cave get out of here I was here first I will very much get out of his cave what what you’re joking me you’re absolutely

Joking me please tell me no one’s been here this is so near Henry though oh no I’ve just everyone knows I’m here everyone knows I’m here now this is so dangerous look at the C3 you kidding me now that I’m not fishing of course

I need to go I need to go I can’t see anything I’m leaving I’m going I’m just going I’m not there’s a chest I have to get it it would be weird oh my goodness we are actually going to annihilate some people Junction four you are joking okay I’m leaving here now I’m

Leaving here now because I need to craft my dead Bush horse and I don’t know how but I need to find potatoes okay but that’s what we’re going to the nether for multiple reasons okay you will see okay here we are here we go I’m not a

Pro speedrunner I’m actually so bad at this it’s ridiculous we’ve got my lava bucket and I go through please okay good this is good because what’s another useless thing okay another useless thing I need you to tell me guys why am I talking to you like you’re there it’s a fire charge

What if you could throw the fire charge and actually use it like a ghost Okay so we’ve got 15 minutes Henry’s got insurance and he’s covered in diamond and I taught him why did he I’m actually brain dead I actually like and I was feeling nice and I I just gave him way

More good stuff oh can I I can’t get anything I need from you sucks now you suck but I’m about to have them I’m about to have the throwable fire charges I’m actually about to but for that I need blaze powder it’s gunpowder coal and blaze powder I think I’ve got the

Gunpowder to have an eye yes I have I’ve got two I can make so many okay good okay yes now right I’m gonna lightning strike some of these boys I see them boom done I missed I actually missed that’s embarrassing but it’s fine I literally I need one Blaze Rod one and

I’m done oh it’s okay I don’t care I don’t care I really don’t care I literally eat that I literally got one number okay I’m leaving I’m leaving I don’t care oh man oh man this is bad this is bad I’m running I’m running I definitely don’t need Blazers for

Anything else do I I’ve got my one Diamond that I need to save for unknown reasons but now I need to see a ghost because I can make a fire charge but not just any fire charge probable fire charge yes boom that should give me six

Okay where is a ghost where is the ghost when you need one because it is time for me to leave the nether I absolutely hate this yep I did where are you buddy hello you ready to die of your own accord oh my goodness what I’m actually wasting them what

No don’t you even think about it yeah get wrecked okay I actually just wasted three trying to prove a point I’m not okay that is I’m throwing I’m actually throwing this is embarrassing we’ve got 10 minutes left okay okay or potion of regeneration I’ll take it I’m getting

Lucky right now yeah I’m not messing with this that’s just a terrible idea I’m grabbing my iron and I’m going up surface I need 31 irons so we’re gonna do a really impressive iron moment right now and just go okay that’s definitely enough and I’m pretty sure I’m near the surface oh what

Time is it okay night time that’s fine because we go boom please tell me I do not need it comes with a saddle oh my you’re joking you’re joking okay I need to find a village right now village where are you I’m so quick this is

Insane oh my God we are so far out I’m trying to think of a better way to get a poisonous potato the most useless item in the world I don’t even know if I mentioned that I needed a poisonous one not just a potato don’t you don’t you

Right get up get up no no oh for goodness sake this is bad yeah there’s no potatoes here whatsoever okay I need to craft another horse oh Pillager Tower yes this is what I’m talking about this could have what I need okay Jacob’s enchanting as well potatoes

Okay okay we’ll free the alleys just because I’m a good person get out of here guys and you don’t have a name you’re just dead Bush dead George Bush that that feels offensive I’m sorry oh what I hate that it’s night time it’s gonna make this a lot more stressful but

I left the potatoes back there I’m so dumb and we have got five minutes five minutes to get this last item oh my God where is the Pillager Tower five minutes oh God okay five minutes okay this is perfect what is crafting a new look trimmed armor really Billy you’re

Wasting your time with that In fairness I’ve got Granite armor on I can’t really talk can I there it is okay good I’m an idiot I actually can’t believe I left it behind there we are potatoes I’m coming buddy don’t run away from me we need to

Go yeah here we are this is perfect this is absolutely perfect come here right rotten potatoes now this is actually important but there’s actually two uses for these which is why we had to save them for last because they were going to be the most awkward to get and no doubt

But once we get one it’ll be fine okay because check this out all right come on come on come on poison us no no no no no do not do this to me oh okay and I have no bones but look we can grow

It we can grow it okay we can grow it and that is what we need to do right now because this is one of the least useless items that there actually are two minutes left two minutes left maybe four men maybe three men’s no no extra time

Oh no oh man please please please please skeleton no there is absolutely no shot that this is not happening yes I’m here one bone is all I need from you I should have taken the losing sword doesn’t matter we got it we got it okay time’s up oh okay okay right we are

About to get tped to the death match Arena okay oh guys go um wait what I’m not even ready bro bro man’s got undersight armor okay okay okay this is the death match Arena right okay okay I need to run for a second because I’ve actually got to do

This oh my God what is going on yeah I don’t know that’s my poisonous potato grow it okay and City Loot and we just got more potatoes which we can’t even use but I get to replace my boots with poisonous potato boots as I sneak we turn

Everything into hay bales and that means I can basically MLG clutch how are you three quarters Diamond stay away from me don’t worry about it oh man’s got the enchanted oh you know wait Papa wait how do you have that sealed okay I’m off goodbye goodbye goodbye

Henry come here I thought I was stacked me no oh what’s going on over there oh hey Jacob who is that Henry Henry hold on we should team up on care we should team up on care oh my goodness I forgot an item I forgot an item are you kidding

Me the useless water bottle we can craft a super potion what does he have I don’t know that’s why we should team up I want to kill Billy though I really want to kill him guys check this out no no no no no no no no no no no no hit

Me oh no he’s got it here as well I went ahead and did just that bill remember our agreement no you can you can actually go away you can actually go away oh my God oh my God it’s Billy get away from me with skeleton yes you want to see what

This diamond sword is no no I can’t no I can’t oh okay okay Henry oh my God never mind we have to kill cat we have to kill cat I don’t know what to do we can’t get close don’t get close don’t get close okay oh God

Who wants to get struck by lightning tell me right now he’s dodging he’s bobbing and weaving come here buddy boy I I’m so badly no come on hit me hit me what was I will ah why am I buddy all right no no no please please please please please please

Okay I messed up I messed up is he low I think he’s low oh he’s coming back up you guys can’t just no no no no no just because I’ve got really really good stuff doesn’t mean you could just team up on me that’s not how this works you

Look at it lonely over there oh no okay yes you want to go you want to go go on you want to go yeah mate oh so this is what poisons you come here come here go away I don’t like that I’m the only one without custom items here I’ll give

You one I’ll give you one you’re dead you’re dead you’re dead you’re dead now you’re dead now Billy you’re dead come on come on come on I definitely didn’t try and sabotage Lego it was a misclick wait where did Billy go I don’t know oh Jacob please leave me yes oh hey Bill

I’ll get something come on oh my God no no no no no no no no no no there you go thank you no but what else am I meant to do okay wonderful trims you weirdo boy I’m gonna say a bad word in a minute come here you come here you come here

I’m I’m about to pass I’m about to pass yes I’ve got 20 yards no no what what yes well now everyone’s dead and I have no one oh hey kid