i paid girls to play minecraft with me…

I haven’t spoken to a woman in a year but today that changes okay okay tell me a joke what do you call a fish with no eye i found a website where you could hire a woman to play minecraft with i’m going you’re good with woman right

Nico i’m a veteran mango this is important okay the goal is to find a girl to help us kill the warden the hardest boss in the game you remember this one last time right yeah i remember i’m actually a veteran on this site too i usually look i could i could filter it

By gender email yeah that’s what we’re talking about bro this costs ten dollars for 30 minutes i don’t know about that nico i’m not gonna lie money doesn’t grow on trees that two dollar one looks good though wait there’s a free one let’s hear what she

Has to offer i’m daisy and if you need someone to be building your base while you’re busy yo this is the one bro breathe for free okay we’re doing it okay let’s hire her oh god i’ve never talked to a girl how do i do this i formulated this line

Attack send yo she’s typing shari with the smiley face invited her to my discord server and then went in solo oh i’m actually nervous right now hello hi hi hello how are you i’m well how are you good are you like really cracked are you like one of those like

Veto or sweats no no i’m not my dad’s also gonna join in a bit all right sounds good oh hello you’re still living this is the start of our world okay we got like a jungle spawn interesting i’ve never spawned in a jungle you literally got me the second that i

Got online and i was kind of flabbergasted oh what the i only hired like one other you pal because i do i think that was like bedwars or something they were actually really good really they’re sweaty oh my gosh as the video goes on i’ll be

Inviting more girls to play with us okay i think my dad wants to get on actually so Hello so wait dad how much time did you um order hours day two hours wow yeah just just for you son we could definitely kill the warden we could definitely kill awarded i think you’re overestimating my skill i mean you guys will probably be able to kill him no my

Dad my dad is insane so we don’t gotta worry about that i mean i’m kind of a pro but we do need all the help we can get what’s your ign it’s my it’s my third account the the qwerty noobs one i’m sorry if this sounds weird but me

And my my son actually we have a condition that uh makes our voice a little different from yours you know uh it’s quicker and so yeah yeah just in case you didn’t know and if you were like questioning it that’s that’s the reason why it’s literally fine even if what is this guy

Saying bro wait wait there’s a temple in the temple oh son great discovery okay look at this look at this i’ll show you a trick watch oh diamonds let’s go good job nicholas oh my gosh oh that’s my son whoa look at this okay wait let’s check this out later let’s fill the

House first actually daisy how about we do a hospitality contest oh you’re definitely gonna win but i’ll try i’ll try okay okay okay okay let’s do it this is how we’ll do it okay my dad will be the judge which house looks better yeah and then we’re gonna build it on two

Sides of the mountain um i’ll give you guys 20 minutes 20 minutes okay you know what i’ll be completely unbiased even though you’re my son nico if she makes a better build she wins that’s all i’m saying you could build like over there okay over there and then i’ll build like

On the other side of this mountain okay okay nicholas you know what whoever builds the best house gets money i’m gonna tip whoever gets okay okay okay okay then i’m gonna sweat oh my god wait i think i think mom’s calling for me real quick okay give me one second all

Right answer the phone nicholas answer the phone hello yo the person i’m on call with right now is my builder infamous and he’ll be building an insane house to troll daisy but there’s a problem in order for him to join the server without her being too

Skeptical we needed a way for him to fit in so we came up with this you know i got to introduce you somehow i gotta be like this is just my friend dirt up right he’s just gonna stand no what if i’m just your cousin bro you’re like oh

My cousin okay my cousin so yeah he’ll be my cousin and he’ll go by the name cameron okay i’m just gonna join daisy okay so my mom called me and she was like your cousin wants to join and i’m like oh okay so my cousin’s gonna join now all right that’s fine

I love how you tell me every time someone’s gonna join it’s just certain okay i’m not gonna complain okay okay let me uh tell him to come on okay cousin um join the server and let’s go let’s start building okay it’s 1.19 right yeah 1.18 quick road times ticket

I’m losing dude my my pc i can’t lose my email bro i paid money for this oh gosh there’s mobs we gotta sleep okay i placed three beds right here the bed is a little too close nico i’m gonna put it over here uh okay sorry guys sorry

I’m a married man well gone you could do whatever we’re in the middle of the building competition so don’t interrupt us okay okay or else you’re gonna get kicked cameron yeah cameron oh you you know you got me scared yeah okay you know actually i’m just gonna move you

Out of this pc because you’re gonna oh oh my gosh nico i i do have to say you have some competition i’d watch out if i were you oh gosh okay i gotta go quick bro i haven’t played the block what if i go into the the vc and then

I’m just like uncle niko’s being mean to me oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go go go go go go go go go go go go go right now go go go right now you guys i think you’ll win i don’t know i don’t know if maybe my son has been practicing

Building hold on i’ve been talking about cameron being the worst stuff to me hey you need to punish this game please i’m i’m like on the edge of crying man it’s like shut up okay everyone listen we have a guest relax okay i’m sorry you have to hear this i’m sorry

This girl is so nice i feel so bad i’m coming in i’m coming in i’m coming in here wait just go on game mode where do i go don’t be a flyer niko i’ve been planning this like really hard let me tell you okay okay okay just start building okay okay i’m thinking

Japanese house okay we’re gonna get spruce like crazy girlfriend i don’t got any spruce but you’re in game mode um that’s technically not cheating right i’m using my cousin yo chill i’m gonna start with some some pillars i’m just gonna go up like this start with some supports hold on i need trap

Doors since he joined six minutes late we didn’t have enough time to build exactly what we wanted so to make up for it he sent me a copy of the house he built the world edit for me to paste it okay wait let’s run the other vc and

Then let’s just like talk and then i’ll paste it in while we’re in the thing we resolved our differences okay good you get you kids better get along all right okay cameron actually if nico wants this challenge i’m gonna pick you up and take you along with them what do you think i

Mean only if i get a filet of fish you know that’s my favorite Wait did you build this all on your own what do you mean yes nico nico no no no nico’s been going crazy what is this sneaker i’m telling you cameron nico’s been watching a little too much tick tock recently and i don’t think it’s good for the family with my best yeah Oh my god it’s huge i didn’t even realize my son did you actually build this my son block for block i could show you okay all right i’m gonna need her wow that is crazy i don’t think they caught on oh my gosh what do you mean they didn’t catch on

Bro she was literally saying you were cheating this film is insane i didn’t know it was like did you not see the screech it’s huge oh my god i didn’t know i was going against like builder 101 like damn yeah yeah i mean he’s been practicing for this his

Whole life this is the first time he’s actually talked to a female okay cameron be nice dad don’t call for me that’s it that’s the timer first let’s see daisy show me can we get a tour okay let me say something before we see the build the bills itself does not matter

It’s the character that built it so let me get a good tour daisy okay my humble abode very tasteful you know i like to experiment with the different woods you know i just do that flavor a little bit nice okay okay wow yeah you got your little doors yeah

I’m going to add extra points for the view daddy you got to judge this out of ten okay to be honest crazy view you know the person who built it is pretty nice and overall i see the vision behind it okay i’m gonna give it a 7.5 out of

10. 7.5 okay that’s the beating score okay okay so i went here with a japanese style house right oh the banners too wow okay you see i got the i got the lanterns for the highlight detail the banners you know and then in here we got

A little uh tree for some nature you know you gotta have nature nature we and then we go up through the spiral staircase right i’m getting dizzy bro i’m gonna i’m gonna have to remove some points for that nicholas yeah you just fall off don’t rope in the ground stop stop

Let’s go on to the third floor the third floor oh again okay this one this third floor is kind of like the same but like i don’t have enough time so i was trying to make like a pool here like maybe like a sauna oh yeah you don’t have enough

Time yeah i don’t got enough time for that um so uh here on the fourth floor like this is like just like um son what is this room up here like what is this even like what do you do up here no this is like the attic it got a little musty

Because you guys took so long this is our final floor and this is like our watch tower you know so the view is beautiful but it’s not very safe nicholas oh my god i’m gonna have to remove some points for that necklace going on dad what do you rate my belgium

So this is a house right so you go to give you a rating i’m gonna be quite honest with this one right people can easily die there’s so much space we won’t even know what to do with it and i’m gonna have to give you guys okay so we’re living in daisy’s house

Evan get their bed okay guys what’s the next goal here nico i’ll show you what the next goal is cameron you’re gonna be in timeout for five minutes for being inappropriate okay okay bye you’re going to timeout bye now that he’s gone i think we should

Get another e-pal on here yeah yeah you know what it is my son can’t just settle with one he always needs more he’s one of those he’s one of them and that was my cue to hire the second girl on e-pal hello ella hi welcome

Welcome to the nico smp hi oh let’s go ella joins the server right now we’re lagging so much what the are you okay yes ella welcome to the minecraft server currently the newest member this is daisy this is um also an e-pal that’s i pay hourly and then this is

Because you get new girls i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry we’re all gonna head to a cave and we’re gonna do a mining competition to see who gets the most amount of competition yes i do i do i love them how long should we go mining

For dad let’s go monty for another 20 minutes the 20 minute timer begins while you guys are slacking i’m already mining man good luck oh nicholas all right relax cameron sorry what my dad just stole my iron oh wait daisy come down here come down here

I found diamonds no way i found diamonds already whoa oh what you’re in a different league okay time to get serious the cubes all right i’m not gonna lie guys i’m finding diamond galore right now oh my gosh i just found the biggest patch of diamonds

Ella’s in the game she got diamonds what thought yo what is this i don’t believe that what is what’s happening over there yo nico you are so going to lose oh no dude i already have five diamonds what’s happening over there i don’t think this is possible what’s going on yo i already

Have been really lucky to find that oh my god oh hey yo mickey diamond arm does that even count you guys got diamond armor already don’t worry about me man guys you see that he said don’t worry about me this warden’s about to be nothing guys i’m turning on keep inventory because i

Think some of us are going to die here [Laughter] you guys want to cut this mining uh session short i think we’re good yeah you guys went crazy okay i bought the chest for everyone so my mine’s the first chest i got diamond armor plus this plus that that concludes my my run

What the 42 diamonds yeah dad tallied up okay pretty good pretty good um all right um this is daisy this is daisy with my calculations it seems that i mean out of all them daisy won jay’s the one both challenges so far okay guys we got a ton of diamonds so the next

Step in order to reach our goal of killing the warden is maxing out our gear and finding a village will be very useful for that yeah i did that legit um yeah oh my gosh i found a village guys i got to bring you here why is a raid commencing oh

I forgot i have the bad omen nico i protect you oh my gosh we have to defend ourselves i can’t wait till we have those little things that like headbutt you into oblivion what do you mean oh my god what is that everyone everyone tagged him on him

Watch out for that but let’s go the subscribe button like and subscribe the button i’m actually referring to is this button but if you’re not actually subscribed you should do that too anyways this summer’s an op villager at my location which i’m currently telling my cousin surprise because they keeping them there

Look at this let’s go over here super villager 9 000. i can’t captain okay for another ride everyone get dirt how is that a thing in this game okay i’m doing it let’s go Maxing out gear speedrun somehow we also got these golden apples not sure how they appeared but they appeared every single time we play on survival you always seem to like find the weirdest stuff so lucky since we’re about ready to go to the deep dark biome i decided to

Invite one last e-pal earlier daisy told me about one of her other friends that does epact she sent me a link to her profile and i decided to hire her as well daisy also told me this we got scammed recently so she’s a little scared because of this i wanted to

Surprise them with something at the end but you’ll have to wait and see so if you’re going to be the newest member of our server i feel honored honestly we’re gonna go down to the warden’s lair okay and we’re gonna slay him yeah you do

That come over here come on no come on you’re coming what do you mean bro everyone my cousin cameron aka infamous bf will guide us to the warden go all right let’s go let’s go let’s go okay hold on everyone wait for a second we’ll do that

We got some slow people in the party if you guys don’t know we got to be extra quiet if anyone makes a single footstep i’m banning from my server everyone whisper everyone’s at whispering okay i sense the warden do you no not really let me let me sense him again don’t

Worry about it guys guys oh god just make the noise just make noise wait wait wait wait wait wait forgot thank you oh i can’t see anything bro i play torches [Applause] we killed the okay guys i’ve been hiding something from y’all i’m actually a youtuber and this is not actually my father

My whole life is actually worse now i might cry oh no daisy personally i would not let them lie to me for like an hour of my time but that’s just oh my gosh lastly for taking up their time i tipped each of them a hundred dollars yo that’s a huge tip bro

Wait how long did you start that much You have 750k what no