I Played 100 Days of Graveyard Keeper

Today I play the most hilarious and ridiculous  game ever talking skulls check desecrating corpses   why not burning witches for sport seems reasonable  creating an army of zombies slaves are you serious   this one’s a spicy one people so let’s just get  into it I played 100 days of graveyard keeper I  

Began my journey buying some milk from Gary and  his teddy bear I headed through the rain towards   home where my love awaited me next thing I  knew I was in the foggy void and this dude  

Informed me a new chapter in my life had begun  I was now a graveyard keeper and he suggested   I dig up Jerry that is a good start let’s go dig  up some bodies love this game already oh yeah we  

Got the pixel art Vibes I was enjoying those  vibes no doubt no doubt there appeared to be   plenty of room for crafting farming pooping in  this Outhouse with a love heart on its door and   no doubt many other satisfying Endeavors  but first things first exhuming the Dead

Holy sod I’m a skull are you Jerry  why would you think I’m Jerry the   skull had Amnesia which I guess is fair  considering his lack of Reigns but he   eventually remembered enough to instruct  me to have a chat with this donkey the  

Donkey had a fresh corpse from the town  which was great news that made me laugh uh who made this game the donkey was amazed  that I could understand him and he was also   something of an anti-capitalist perhaps even a  communist considering he called me his comrade  

Grab that juicy course while it’s still fresh  I took the body into the morgue where Jerry   instructed me to slice its flesh he also told  me he’d help me figure out how to get home if I   bring him a beer so following the instructions  of the alcoholic skull I placed the body down  

On the preparation table and got to slicing I  extracted some flesh and immediately unlocked   three cooking recipes burger sandwich and baked  meat seems good cannibalism is delicious next it   was time to bury so I used this little blueprint  desk to place a grave here dug it and popped the  

Body in and so the first of many corpses was  processed and buried in the church graveyard   and I got a burial certificate for my troubles  the bishop then wandered over he’s my boss I   guess he said he visits the church every purple  Sunday and he told me to repair the graveyard  

And that once I’ve improved its quality to five  he’ll give me a promotion I didn’t really know   what that meant but the graveyard was at -29  so I had some work to do he also taught me   about wood Stone and Technologies there are  multiple Tech trees in this game which looked  

Juicy to me I love a good Tech Tree I also  saw that there was an NPC page where quests   are listed and a map which was mostly in fog at  this point I checked out this trunk left behind   by the previous graveyard keeper who apparently  disappeared 30 years ago there were some repair  

Kits and tools to get me started I cleaned up a  few of these scraggly bushes and as you can see   this was quickly consuming my blue energy bar  up here I did manage to increase the graveyard   quality up to -25 with my efforts before  wandering off to investigate the world I  

Found this spot that’s blocked until a certain  day a giant wheat field and the village where   I entered the Dead Horse Tavern no one was  particularly chatty in here except for Mrs   chain Who Sold recipes and her husband heredric  The Tavern keep he told me the unauthorized meat  

In my bags looks delicious calm down cannibal he  also had me deliver a letter to the blacksmith   and just like in every other pixel art game  known to man The Blacksmith asked me to kill   some slimes also he gave me the blueprint  for a furnace I then Revisited The Tavern

Clearly a very gifted singer and she told me the  same thing every woman tells me go away and come   back when you’re less pathetic this poet called  me over and asked me to get him some paper and  

Ink so that he can write poems to impress Miss  charm it looks like you’ve got paper and ink   right in front of you already you peanut but fair  enough The Tavern keep gave me a beer as thanks  

For delivering his letter and then I headed out  as day two dawned and wandered down here where I   found the farmer this guy sells seeds I didn’t  buy any just yet but it was good to know and  

He taught me some Veggie dish recipes then Jerry  ambushed me from behind a bush and taught me about   foraging I investigated my farm a bit placing  down a garden bed but of course I had no seats  

So I resolved to go back to the farm bloke once  I had some money I then investigated the yard a   blueprint desk and the basement in which I heard  this weird bald bloke snake raging about being  

Locked out there were multiple blocked passageways  for me to clear once I had the resources and some   bags of flour and old broken barrels to collect  I drew some water from the well in the yard and  

Then had a cheeky snooze when you sleep in this  game time moves by faster and you replenish   energy makes sense to me I work and worked out I  could take the water out of the bucket which was  

Revolutionary and I used it with flour to make  some dough at my cooking table I then Chuck some   dough in the oven to cook into bread using some  sticks I’d collected as fuel I then foraged some  

Mushrooms and flowers and I chopped down my first  tree I carted the big old logs back to store in my   yard’s Timber stockpile and then couldn’t figure  out what to do with them which is a common theme  

By the way I must admit I was reasonably confused  early on in this game there are lots of mechanics   that you’ve got to kind of work out by bumbling  around like a goose good thing for me though I am  

A grade A goose anyway I then gave Jerry his beer  he was disappointed that it wasn’t very strong but   with that I’d earned 20 points of friendship and  I was able to ask Jerry how to get home to my real  

World he said there is a portal on witch’s Hill  and then I should check out the library under   the church or chat to the astrologers to find out  more he also told me to get him some wine there  

Were quests piling up but for now it was time to  deal with body number two I stole its flesh had   a look at these red and white skulls which were  almost certainly important but meant nothing to  

Me at this point and then headed to the graveyard  to bury it earning my second burial certificate I   grabbed my first two pieces of bread which were  ready put more on to cook and then headed out  

Running East to see the astrologer because I think  he’s around on whatever this day is the Blue Moon   the blue Crescent Moon day I was correct about  what day the astrologer visits but I was reading   the calendar incorrectly see I thought whatever  was currently at the top of the circle represented  

The current day when in fact it was the bottom  of the circle in other words I was confused about   what day it was and the astrologer was not here  I did at least find the fisherman who tasked me  

With finding him six moths he promised to give me  a fishing rod in return I wandered around foraging   as the sun rose on day four and I was getting  lots of Green Tech points so I whipped open the  

Tech menu and unlocked the skill to harvest bones  and skin from the dead bodies a good find by the   way you get red Tech points from crafting green  points from natural activities like foraging and   farming and blue points from spiritual activities  and these blue points are pretty scarce early on  

I stumbled upon this weird bloke dig and rudely  assumed that he must be crazy he insisted he’s   not and then proceeded to say a bunch of crazy  things before asking me to bring him some honey   I continued my wandering and found this Gypsy  Baron that asked for four silver quality fish  

Fillets this Carpenter tress Rosa Who Sold Dairy  goods and The Beekeeper I then sold my two burial   certificates at the tavern for three silver I  decided to use these earnings to buy honey for  

Dig because I love dig except by the time I got  to him he had disappeared for the night which was   very rude and so I made the long walk home I put  some baked mushrooms on to cook by the way the  

Bread gives 15 energy and these mushroom skewers  will give 12 each which was handy but certainly   wasn’t enough to keep my energy topped up for  long and so for the early game snoozing up a   storm was the best way to replenish energy after  this particular snooze the ghost Yorick paid me a  

Visit complaining about how mean the ghost of the  body in the bottom right corner of the graveyard   was behaving he gave me an exhumation license  and told me to dig up the body and Chuck it in  

The river and I’ve never been one to argue with a  ghost so guess what I did laughs what have I done   what have I done like the video and subscribe  if you think it’s perfectly normal to dig up a  

Body and dump it in the river all because a ghost  told you to I investigated my Tech Tree a bit and   unlocked beekeeping soaring and firewood before  collecting a bunch of stone and wood as I cleared  

Out my yard a bit I built my first workstation a  saw horse and this lets me cut those big logs I’ve   been collecting into flitch or billets I used the  last of my energy to break this big old rock and  

Then headed for a snooze I worked Yorick the ghost  who was thankful that I removed the Troublesome   corpse from the graveyard he explained the red  and white skulls to me they represent a Corpse’s   spiritual status basically the corpses affect  my graveyard quality and white skulls are good  

Red skulls are bad and the way to get rid of  red skulls and increase the white skulls is by   removing body parts or embalming I made a furnace  and chopped up some billets to make a chopping  

Station and then chopped some firewood to fill my  oven in which I continued baking bread I collected   some more resources through the night and suddenly  it was day seven I continued acquainting myself   with the world when I made a grand Discovery there  was a bunch of iron to collect it directly north  

Of my house the days in this game are really quick  by the way so it was somehow already night by the   time I was done collecting most of the iron and  I was ambushed by bats I killed a couple but  

Then ran out of energy so I was forced to flee  ah I’d collected a whopping 46 iron ore so I   put some onto smelt I probably should have just  slept to renew my energy but I hate using times  

Sleeping so I ate some fresh bread and a bunch of  berries and mushrooms and kept working I unlocked   transplanting which lets me plant Orchard trees  a few simple grave decorations and the ability   to extract blood and fat from bodies I collected  more Stone fought some slimes collected more wood  

And then welcomed my third juicy corpse this  one had one Red Skull and two white and when   I removed the blood it became three white skulls  so I guess this person had bad blood I buried the  

Corpse put a bunch more iron onto smelt and then  finally figured out I could cook bread more than   one at a time if I simply used this little arrow a  revolutionary find on day 9 I unlocked Woodworking  

And made myself a carpenter’s bench granting me  access to Planks which are very handy for crafting   tons of various things I made a couple and then  made a wooden cross and Grave fence I took these  

To the graveyard and placed them both on this  grave and as you can see the grand quality went   from a zero to a three and with that I finally  understood how to improve my graveyard quality  

Removing these scraggly trees helped a bit too and  then I figured out I could repair some of these   old grave decorations using the repair kits I  was given I’d improve the graveyard quality up to  

-11 when another body arrived it was the exact  same as the last body all I had to do was remove   the blood I unlocked Stone working Mining and  primitive forging and then finally had a sleep  

And on day 10 I wanted to clear this Rubble but I  needed simple iron Parts I headed out collecting   mushrooms and berries as I went and I sold my two  burial certificates to the tavern I then hit up  

The blacksmith and bought the four simple iron  Parts I needed while I was out donkey brought   another body and it’s such a long run home it  was night by the time I returned to carve it   up I decided to remove everything from this body  and I made a surgeon’s mistake maiming the body  

And reducing its quality uh whoops I could put  the skin back on so it turns out you can put   body parts back in and that actually returned  one of the white skulls to this particular body  

Preparing corpses is quite the art form I slept  half of day 11 just to get my energy back and   when I emerged Jerry was rather distressed that  The Inquisitor was visiting witch’s Hill and I   promised to go be a distraction so Jerry didn’t  get crushed by the inquisitor’s Wrath I wandered  

Over and The Inquisitor was a whispery fellow who  invited me to join him at a witch burning ceremony uh yeah let’s let’s it would be my honor The  Inquisitor seemed worried that the dark cult   was rising and he of course wants the church  to be all-powerful so he needs to eliminate any  

Potential threats I don’t know about all that  but who can argue with a fun time burning some   witch The Inquisitor said he didn’t trust anyone  in the village and asked if I would assist him  

I agreed and he said he’d have some tasks for  me on the same day next week and this is when   I finally realized oh oh oh I’ve just realized  something I was about to say it isn’t this day  

It’s this day but it’s the one on the it’s  the one on the bottom that shows what day it   is for goodness sake all right well that helps I  explored the witch’s Hill a bit looks like this  

Aries had a bit of a dramatic past and then I  tended to this body which indicate a bit while   I was off galavanting kind of loses a bit of  juice if you’re a bit slow to the punch I see  

I guess I just trial and error this and I can  always put it back in well that worked happy   days it was blue Crescent Moon day on day 12  so it was off to find the astrologer I dropped  

By The Tavern to sell some burial certificates  bought some nails from the blacksmith and then ding dong I gave dig his honey in return for  which he taught me the cake recipe I then   continued East to the lighthouse the astrologer  promised to help me but he wanted a cranium first  

And unfortunately I forgot to bring one I ran  all the way home grabbed a skull and ran all   the way back oh here he is he’s leaving no stop  if you’re not gonna talk to me then you’re gonna  

Have to push me the astrologer pushed me all the  way to this exit that leads into town looks like   I need a town pass to go there and I guess I’ll  have to wait a week before I can give the bloke  

His skull I made a stone cutter because I wanted  more Stone repair kits for the graveyard but they   required clay which I had no idea how to get and  so I wandered in search of clay but I had no luck  

Though I did find a couple of bee trees which  gave me honey and Beeswax as well as a bunch   of berries to forage I found this broken apiary  which I guess I can prepare to keep my own bees  

If I want and also this blocks road which I can  unblock to extend my lands further north this   game has a lot going on there is no doubt about  that my rusty pickaxe wore out so I repaired it  

And put a bunch more iron on to smelt and  headed to bed on day 14 I realized I could   make gravestones with my stone cutter and these  provide plus two graveyard quality so I made a   bunch I started placing them but was interrupted  by another body arriving so I dealt with that and  

Then continued with the gravestones and managed  to get the graveyard quality up to zero finally   no longer in the negatives I went on the hunt  for more Stone made myself six more gravestones   and then decided I wanted to use the daylight  to buy some seeds from the farmer the berries  

And mushroom skewers had been doing decently but  as you can see I was tapped for energy and fresh   out of food at this point so I was desperate for a  better Energy Solution and I figured growing crops  

Was my best bet I bought 10 cabbage 10 carat and  6 wheat seeds I quickly ducked into the tavern to   sell another burial certificate and while there I  noticed the merchant was visiting apparently this   guy technically owns the Farmland south of my  house but he agreed to let me continue using it  

If I brought him some veggies he wants 12 carats  cabbage and beets he also had chronic hiccups so   he asked me to get him some hiccup grass which is  supposedly a cure I planted some cabbage seeds in  

My one garden bed and realized you need four seeds  at a time to plant I also also couldn’t work out   how to water the crops so I assumed he didn’t  need to I placed down a bunch more garden beds  

But I was still dead out of energy so I headed to  bed but first I had a quick Tech session unlocking   garden beds with sticks compost and the ability to  remove the brain heart and intestines of corpses   very juicy I work with full energy and finish  planting my seeds before scooping this corpse  

Up and removing its heart it didn’t seem to be  particularly beneficial but when you’ve just   learned how to chop hearts out you just got to  give it a try what can I say I buried him and   continued placing gravestones I had to remove  a few old broken ones but managed to get the  

Graveyard quality up to six which means old mate  Bishop will be very pleased with me come Sunday I   then made myself a wooden Anvil so I can make my  own nails and iron parts now instead of throwing  

Money away at the blacksmith but once again a  complete lack of energy did me dirty I snoozed   the day away and goodness me it was foggy when  I awoke I made a bunch of nails and simple iron  

Parts actually I’m curious can I sell this stuff  see I was struggling to make money in this game   and I needed a bunch to buy more seats I sold my  latest burial certificate and also sold 30 nails  

And seven simple iron parts to the blacksmith he  only had limited money so I basically had him buy   as much as he could afford I had over 10 silver So  the plan worked and I bought a bunch of seeds from  

Old MacDonald on my way home I dropped by witch’s  Hill as The Inquisitor was back for his weekly   visit he tasked me with Gathering 20 firewood  and 10 Flyers to assist in his next witch burning   this guy views burnings as a spectacle hence the  flares to invite people what an interesting bloke  

I then got to planting and I also placed the trunk  down so I’ve got a little storage area for my farm   after a snooze I awoke to find My First Cabbage  Patch ready on day 18. it gave me six cabbage five  

Crop waste and returned three seeds to me it was  Crescent Moon day which meant the astrologer was   in town so I gave him his skull with that I had 10  friendship points and I was able to ask him about  

The portal on witch’s Hill he said the previous  graveyard keeper was also obsessed with the portal   and that he disappeared at some point and that  all the astrologer had left was a key apparently   this will help me get deeper into the underground  beneath my house and I was instructed to look for  

The old gravekeepers diary which might hold more  clues I explored some and discovered this passage   North to a mountain Fort but I couldn’t gain  access just yet I also found that Lumberjack who   asked me to bring him an iron ax I then threaded  through the forest collecting mushrooms Galore  

And I came away with 26 enough to cook 15 skewers  I found some more crops had grown so I harvested   and replanted what I could and then it was day  19 the Lord’s day so of course the self-absorbed  

Bishop was back checking himself out in his  hand mirror he’s looking himself in the mirror   form team of the graveyards glow up and he  officially appointed me prior of the church   and it was time for me to give my first sermon  he informed me that I can decorate the church to  

Raise its quality he also gave me a casual prayer  to use for my first service I gave my first sermon   saying the profound Words May the force be with  you and I was rewarded with three faith for my  

Efforts and from now on it was my duty to preach  and pray every Sunday I now also had access to   this Royal mailbox out front which offered various  services including exumation licenses in case I  

Want to dig up any more bodies and I also got  access to the church basement there was a study   table down here and I could use faith and science  to learn more about almost every item in the game  

I chopped down these old broken bookshelves  and found this note which I studied at the   table to earn four Saiyans I studied flesh and it  Formed me that flesh decomposes into nothing so I   guess I didn’t learn much but I did receive 20  Blue Tech points the first Blue Points I’d ever  

Gotten I researched green jelly which decomposes  into fluid and Essence whatever that means and   this one gave me green points I then worked out  the item literally tells you what type of points   you’ll receive so I studied blood and earned  myself another 20 Blue Points now I was finally  

Able to unlock some tech that had previously been  unreachable I unlocked insect Gathering so I can   get those moths for the fisherman’s Quest Master  gatherer which grants a perk that increases the   amount of forageables I get and then found I was  spoiled for choice so I decided to hang on to the  

Remaining 25 blue points for now I made four  composters and then harvested and replanted my   remaining crops I cooked 30 of my carrots into  60 carat cutlets which provide 15 energy each   this was a glorious find these became my go-to  food ongoing I snoozed much of day 20 away before  

Doing a little work around the yard and collecting  my first peat and maggots from the compost and it   looks like Pete works as a fertilizer I headed  into town and visited the merchant delivering   him all the veggies he asked for he wasn’t  particularly impressed but he saw potential  

So he told me to bring him a trading license at  which point he’d be willing to go into business   with me I foraged a bunch of berries and mushrooms  and I now collected double thanks to that perk I   researched and then I unlocked B domestication  and grape farming I collected my remaining carrot  

Cutlets and then figured I might as well make some  bread too I turned all my wheat into flour and all   my flour into dough ready to cook I made another  trunk for the yard investigated the beekeeping  

Situation but found I needed paper to repair it  so I put that on hold for now on day 23 I finally   remembered I could make plank so I made some as  well as some iron parts and wooden wedges and   finally unblocked these passages downstairs the  donkey was visiting and he was very disappointed  

I turned capitalist with my various benches so  he told me he was no longer willing to call me   comrade he also left me most generous present a  big old donkey poo poo it had a bunch of carrot  

Seeds in it though so jokes are new donkey you  just increased the profitability of my capitalist   farming Enterprise I butchered and buried the body  donkey brought me and then found my crops already   once more so I harvested and replanted with peat  as fertilizer I put the fresh batch of carrots  

On to cook and then checked out the underground  after the right were two ladders one was blocked   for now but the other took me straight into  town this was great news no more painfully long   through wheat fields and over to the left was a  blocked passage leading to the church basement  

And this gate which as yet I could not unlock I  researched paper crafting and writing supplies   but I needed more complex materials to make the  church workbench and writing desk so I unlocked   Advanced forging tools and glass as well I also  unlocked business of Faith so I can make those  

Flyers for The Inquisitor the snake had showed up  under my house and he was not a friendly fellow   he threatened to stab me so I threatened him  back which was probably a bad idea fortunately   no blood was spilled but I need to give him  five Faith orbs in order to convince him to  

Help me I crafted myself iron tools these are 30  more efficient than my original Rusty tools and   I made an iron anvil in which I was able to make  some complex iron pods oh crap it’s Sunday I need  

To go do my sermon I almost forgot I earned three  faith and 27 copper for my troubles which seemed   a little low since my sermon was such a banger I  studied the chaos solution I found in the chest  

Down here to earn myself 10 more blue points and  I unlocked writing I crafted some more planks and   increased the yard space so much room for activity  and I also made myself another furnace for some   reason I crafted some metal materials harvested  and replanted my crops and then returned to the  

Church to make my desk this was where I’d be able  to use the stories I’d been accumulating each time   I completed a quest I could turn them into notes  and then turn three notes into a chapter and then  

Use a chapter to make higher quality prayers  for my church services but I needed a source   of ink and paper before I could do any of that so  I collected a bunch of wood and gathered materials  

To make the church workbench my good friend donkey  arrived to distract me from my writing efforts and   he declared that he was on strike until I oiled  his cartwheels and that each body would cost me   five carats from now on he was not gonna tolerate  being taken advantage of by a capitalist flaming  

Unions I had a bunch of carrots handy so I placed  these in his box but I wasn’t sure where to find   oil I used the bat wings I collected earlier to  make pigskin paper which I was able to turn into  

Clean paper now all I needed was some black paint  for the ink I had no idea how to get that though   so it was another case of I guess I’ll figure  that out later I made this scroll shelf for extra  

Storage and studied all the the clean paper to  collect 16 science and I studied this grave cross   and Marc art to earn another 30 Blue Tech points  I needed to generate a bunch of red points too so  

I did some crafting and chopping but as daytime  hit I headed into town because I had a theory   on how to get some oil I vaguely remembered to  dig soul to seed oil so I bought some as well as  

Some hemp seeds turns out I was correct as I was  able to turn the seed oil into 10 oil with which I   greased up donkey’s card and got him moving again  I stole the skin from this body to use for paper  

And then things went downhill with the surgery  so I ended up butchering the crap out of this   body which wasn’t my finest moment considering  this body was useless for the graveyard quality   as it had zero white skulls I decided to research  cremation I made a pyre and set it to burn I still  

Got the burial certificate which is good but  I guess it probably should have been a burning   certificate but I’m not going to argue and  I also got some Ash and salt I finally got   back to collecting red points and once I had 200  I unlocked the circular saw I made one immediately  

And crafted what I was after some wooden Beams  I used these to unblock these passages down here   so now the morgue church and my house were all  connected underground which is quite convenient   I then realized there was a random body out here  so I grabbed it and butchered the crap out of it  

For parts and I have no idea why but I buried it  and put a headstone on it even though that does   literally nothing I should have burnt this one but  clearly I was still learning at this point it was  

Sunday so the bishop was here for a visit and I  asked him what to do next and he informed me he   was working on a soup kitchen because he felt it  made him look good and he needed some bowls so he  

Taught me how to collect clay and sand and asked  me to make him some I got a tad over excited by   my newfound ability to dig infinite clay from this  hole and so I completely missed my opportunity to  

Perform this week’s sermon meaning I threw away  this week’s Faith which was a big fail I suddenly   realized I could repair this Mortuary desk in  the morgue so I did and made myself a preparation  

Place and a palette in which I can store bodies I  already had a preparation place so that was a bit   pointless but I at least now had three spots to  store bodies another body arrived and I managed to  

Prepare a five white skull body very nice I then  sold all the Cabbage I’d grown to the farmer and   bought all all the carrot seeds I could carrots  were my main food source and my means of paying  

Donkey so I figured I should just go hard on the  carrots I also sold the three burial certificates   at a crude and then returned to deal with yet  another body these bodies come thick and fast  

I’m not gonna lie it is quite overwhelming on day  34 I planted all them carrot seeds I’d bought and   then finally repaired this bridge over here to  the West which granted me access to the swamp  

And crucially more iron nodes I had almost run  out of iron so this was a great find the swamp   was a kind of spiral maze so I wandered through  collecting iron until I reached the center where  

I found this Hut there was a lady who thought I  was a foul Spirit which was very offensive she   had forgotten who she was and she asked me if she  looked like a fairy princess or a witch and she  

Told me to get her a health potion to restore  her memory and she unlocked access to a bunch   of alchemy stations Escaping The Swamp was quite  a pain but I got there eventually and once out I  

Found a bunch more iron to collect another blocked  Path North and a giant pile of sand I collected   sand until my shovel broke and then headed home  on my way I scooped up this family decayed body  

And while processing it yet another body arrived  I popped this second one on the palette and left   it there for later and buried the First on Day 36  I researched pottery made myself a pottery station   and crafted the 20 bowls for the bishop I also  unlocked Woodcutter which made me a more effective  

Log collector and also allowed me to chop down Big  Trees including these ones clogging up my yard I   harvested and replanted popped this body on the  prep table but just left it there because I was   tired of dealing with bodies and then finally  figured out how to catch moths it turns out  

They can be found in flowers at night Bishop was  back so I gave him his bowls and he said they were   ugly which was perfect for the poor people good  one Bishop he said I could upgrade the church  

To a big church but I had some work to do first  I needed to get the graveyard to 30 quality the   church interior to 20 quality and he also wanted  me to give him some fish I performed my weekly  

Sermon and netted only one Faith because my prayer  failed so that was a bit sad and it became clear   to me that I needed to put some work into my  church interior I unlocked comfort of Faith so   that I could begin making pews I gathered the  necessary materials and then plonked four down  

This raises the church quality up to nine points  and I would have researched more decorative   options but I was fresh out of Blue Tech points  I then collected flowers until the sun came up   and managed to get myself six moths I gave the  Lumberjack the iron ax he requested in return for  

Which I earned the lasagna and pasta recipes and  then I gave the fishermen his moths and he gave me   a simple fishing rod as well as some fishy cooking  recipes a third body had arrived so I figured I’d  

Better actually deal with this one so I harvested  all its organs and burned it I had quite a few   organs piling up so I gave them pride of place in  this scroll shelf I love a good library of brains  

Hearts and guts beautiful to behold I wanded back  into the swamp to grab some hiccup grass which I   needed for the Merchant’s Quest and then I gave  fishing a crack the fishing minigame was a simple   one reminiscent of literally every other game’s  fishing minigame and I caught myself 10 waterfall  

Gudgeons before returning to deal with another  body I once again butchered the heck out of this   one I was doing a stinker of a job as gravekeeper  to be honest I then crafted up a storm harvested  

And replanted my crops and then repaired the  apiary I needed 10 bees to make a beehive though   so I had some bee hunting to do I put a bunch of  glass on to smelt in my second furnace and then  

Dealt with yet another fresh body I then finally  cleared the Path North and headed off to explore   there was an enormous tree with the future option  to make a big tree Sawmill once I unlocked the   research I guess there was a big forest with some  bee trees that nearly killed me vicious vicious  

Bees and at this fishing spot I managed to catch  a silver quality breed so that was promising and   all the way North I made some most curious fires  there was a cabin in the woods where I could set  

Up a secondary base of sorts and there were  giant Stone and Marble quarries I happen to   have the materials to build the marble Quarry and  also chip off a couple of slabs and over here the  

Most interesting find of all the mine is full  of toxic gases if only I could find someone who   doesn’t need to breathe what about Jerry Jerry  the skull so it looks like there’s there’s good  

Stuff to collect in there but I can’t go in there  I need some kind of sleeve and as I was wandering   home with my marble slab I found this coal scene  I collected a stack of 100 coal and this will be  

Very handy for fueling my machines crafted  a zombie mine so that’s called a zombie mine   zombies don’t need to breathe I think I’m gonna  get zombies to work the mind for me eventually   I think that’s what’s gonna happen so yeah my  guess was there were zombies in my future this  

Was a very exciting prospect nothing would make  me happier than a bunch of zombies collecting raw   materials for me for now though I headed home  with some marble and actually dealt with this   corpse responsibly and it was somehow Sunday  again so I gave another sermon and it appeared  

The Improvement in the church resulted in a bigger  crowd and I managed to earn a whopping for Faith   I then had a well-earned snooze to regenerate my  health since I was at literally one HP thanks to   those vicious bees I tended my crops and kept  my oven cooking them carrots and then headed  

Into town to sell the four burial certificates  I’d accumulated and I attempted to sell my fish   and fish fillets to the fishermen but he wasn’t  interested which was rude I then made a bunch of  

Gray fences and wooden crosses and I used my new  coal to fuel a bunch more iron smelting I placed   down fences and Crosses willy-nilly and managed  to get the graveyard quality up from 8 all the  

Way to 27. the merchant was in town so I gave him  his hiccup grass and it worked his hiccups were   cured but it caused him him to lose his taste  he said to track down a witch that used to give  

Him love potions which was weird but he reckoned  they’d be able to help fortunately I happened to   know a witch I made Stone repair kits and a bunch  more wooden grave decorations and as I was slicing   and dicing today’s corpse I realized snake was  visiting I managed to save up five Faith orbs  

So I gave them to him he told me I appear useless  but also harmless which was quite frankly the most   beautiful thing anyone’s ever said to me and he  agreed to help me since he wants to get through  

The gate too he gave me these instructions to the  key I needed to use this to research the key at   the study table but I was now fresh out of Faith  so I had to wait until Sunday I buried that body  

I’d have been working on and placed down a few  more decorations and repaired some others and   boom graveyard quality of 36. attended my crops  once again check out this growing pile of maggots   and then I chopped and crafted before making a  mess of yet another corpse I don’t know why I  

Was being so lazy but I gave up and left it to rot  with the other two I then crafted some hemp rope okay we’ve made a discovery we made a very  interesting Discovery crafting hemp gives me  

Blue science points up until this point I’d assume  the only way to get Blue Points was through study   but it turns out crafting spiritual related items  gives blue points too this was groundbreaking   news my tech was no longer gated behind Faith  accumulation I unlocked light of faith and had  

Enough beeswax to craft two candles and these  gave me two Blue Points each I also placed two   candelabra in the church bringing its quality up  to 11. I unlocked ceramic firing made a bunch of   bowls and put them in the furnace to make some  ceramic jugs hoping they’d give me Blue Points  

I bought some more hemp seeds from dig so I can  make some more rope and I bought milk and eggs   and also some feathers in case I need them so that  I can make myself cake because cake gives a buff  

That increases the amount of Blue Points you get  from studying stuff I made a bunch of pastry dough   and had enough ingredients to cook eight cakes  and unfortunately the ceramic jugs only gave red   points so that was a Miss Sunday rolled around and  I showed the bishop the excellent quality of the  

Graveyard and he said he was no longer disgusted  by it so that was great news sermon owned me for   Faith again this week so I ate some cake and  did some study I studied the key first which  

Earned me an active key I then studied a skull  and all up I now had 31 Blue Points I unlocked   glassblower and advanced smelting I collected  a bunch of materials made a level 2 furnace and   crafted a bunch of conical flasks I made some  ceramic funeral urns by chucking Ash in those  

Urns I made and this at least earned me three blue  points and then I studied some fat and got back   up to 34 blue points total oh even lazy giving me  blue oh that is great news that is wonderful news  

And that Discovery there marked the end of my  blue points woes conical flasks are super easy   to make you just need river sand of which I have  an infinite Supply and furnaces to make the glass  

And flasks and so I decided to make yet another  furnace so that I could ramp up production and I   unlocked glassblower rank too so I could begin  making Advanced conical flasks too snake had   showed up so I gave him the key he unlocked the  gate and started ranting about how he was going  

To get revenge on everyone and I wandered into  this room to find the diary for the astrologer and foreign what before revisiting the site of  my untimely demise I did some random chores   I unlocked weapons made some more hemp rope and  then realized a body hadn’t been delivered for  

A few days and figured that must be because the  morgue was full so I buried one body made myself   an improved sword and crafted some Advanced  conical flasks and then burned the other   two bodies after a day of crafting another body  arrived and I decided to unlock the gentle butcher  

Perk which makes surgical mistakes less likely  and then I managed to get this corpse to five   white skulls before burying it I also made a trunk  down at the crematorium to make burning bodies as   convenient as possible I then made use of some  of those flasks and made an Alchemy workbench  

Where I can mix two substances to create potions  but I had no idea what was going on the Alchemy   in this game was definitely a job for Google but  for now I bailed and finally went to investigate  

The site of my earlier death snake was amazed to  see me and was outraged to discover that someone   as useless as me was gifted with immortality but  then he calmed down and realized I could be of  

Use to him he revealed there’s a dangerous dungeon  down the stairs behind him and asked me to go down   and collect a bucket of blood and five bloody  nails for him and if I did that he’d help me  

Bucket of blood bloody Nails what could go wrong  I found that this creature Gunter back here too   and he asked me to hit him in the face because he  just wanted to feel something and then he told me  

He’s a zombie and the zombies used to help his  old Master he also told me where I could dig one   up I found the blueprint for a resurrection table  and some zombie juice too the dawn of an undead  

Age had begun although bear with me it takes me a  while to figure out how the heck zombies work but   I do get there eventually I then grabbed the diary  from this room being careful not to step on the  

Bernie Bernie thing this time conveniently it was  blue Crescent Moon day so I headed to visit the   astrologer I gave him the diary and he discovered  that the portal home could be made if I created  

Two parts an emitter and a barrel and these would  assemble into a spirit laser but first I needed   to restore the diary so we could find out more  info so I needed acid and restoration tools he   also suggested I investigate the portal itself to  search for more clues I buried today’s body tended  

The crops and kept the conical flask production  moving and on day 50 E5 I gave yet another Banger   of a sermon earning four more faith I ate some  cake and used these to study intestines and skin   and earned a whopping 72 Blue Points I unlocked  gardening to improve my farming skills and stone  

Cutter 2. this allowed me to make some polished  stones with which I made an Alchemy meal I also   made a hand mixer these machines break stuff down  into Alchemy ingredients I milled some intestines   and got life powder and I hand mixed some fat  and got slowing solution fair enough I then  

Had a little dive into snakes dungeons there were  bats and slimes and lots of pots and barrels that   I could destroy and these held a bunch of goodies  including various seeds metal parts and best of  

All health potions I was very confused by Alchemy  so this was great news I now had the health potion   I needed for the witch’s Quest without having  to mix it myself I didn’t find any bloody nails  

Or Buckets of Blood for snake though although I  did only clear two levels before heading out as   I felt like I had too many other things I should  be doing attended to my crops and dealt with the  

Two bodies that had piled up while I was busy  and then headed to dig up a long lost zombie   but this zombie didn’t seem to be very animated  I took him to the autopsy table and found he was  

An eight percent efficient zombie but I didn’t  know what to do with him I thought maybe I had   to resurrect him somehow and get him moving so  I left him for now and buried today’s corpse I  

Headed around the spiral maze out to the witch  hut and once there I built this bridge to make   access easier in the future and then I gave the  witch her health potion this helped her remember   that she is indeed clotho the witch I bought  an alchemy recipe for rage potions I’m not sure  

Why as well as two berry bush and one apple tree  seeds from her I also asked her for help with the   Merchant’s lost taste situation and she taught  me the recipe for spices which will cure him I  

Realized I now had a bunch of zombie Tech options  in my research trees I researched Second Chance   unlocking the resurrection table I built one but  I couldn’t place this Zombie’s laughless body on   it I could however place the fresh corpse that  had just been delivered on it and I discovered I  

Needed one zombie juice and 10 Faith to resurrect  and this is when I decided I really needed to up   my sermon game because if I was going to get  a zombie army it was going to cost heaps of  

Faith but what to do with this floppy zombie  I don’t have clue so I plunked him down here   for now I planted my berry and apple trees buried  another body and tended my crops before calling on  

Almighty Google to teach me how to make black  paint I learned that oil and Ash would do the   trick and so I made a bunch of black paint and  then made ink and then made a pen and ink and  

Suddenly I was able to write I made a bunch of  bronze star notes three of which combined into   bronze star chapters and with this I’ll be able  to craft better prayers once I have five faith   I gave this week’s sermon and unfortunately only  received the usual for Faith so I’ll have to wait  

Another week and then I crafted all the notes and  chapters I could as well as 10 Flyers to give to   The Inquisitor I made the painful decision to use  one Faith to research cabbage but I needed to in  

Order to learn how to extract Health Solution from  it which I used to make spice for the Merchant’s   tastelessness problem I also grabbed some ink  and paper to give to the poet in the tavern I   then ducked into witch’s Hill to check out  the portal and found it was under guide by  

The Inquisition they’d heard someone was sniffing  about trying to dig up old cultist magic that was   me I’m sorry about that and so they were here to  show away any ditherers this meant I couldn’t have  

A look at the portable for Clues so the tasks to  get rid of these guards was added to my journal   I gave the merchant his spice and he sprinkled  on a grasshopper to eat which was very strange  

Behavior but it worked his taste returned and he  was so impressed he asked me to cook him five gold   star dinners so that he could show them to his  Royal friends I also gave the paper and ink to  

The poet and this unlocked the ability to trade  silver quality wine for silver quality stories   which is a pretty good deal as I need these to  craft notes and chapters I sold the seven burial   certificates I’d accumulated and bought a silver  wine which I traded for a story and it turned out  

This was a repeatable quest so I now had an easy  access to stories if I needed them I crafted up a   storm and placed a confessional and church Shrine  down in the church bringing the quality up to 21.  

I gave Jerry his wine finally which he said wasn’t  as strong as he’d hoped for and only made him more   depressed and then I burned another body and  collected a bunch more sand to keep the conical   flask production up and on day 65 I finally  brought The Inquisitor his firewood and flyers he  

Was pleased but many of his fans were bored of the  witch burning spectacle and they left early this   disappointed The Inquisitor and he admitted the  gods were having trouble finding witches and   they needed more motivation so he wanted me to  collect him 10 Silver Star Wine as he believed  

This would fuel his guard’s passion he also gave  me permission to use the vineyard on witch’s Hill   and he gave me permission to use the left side  of the graveyard at the church as well I bought  

Some seeds from the farmer and I sold my abundance  of carrot cutlets to the tavern to make a little   extra cash I planted all the seeds baked some  more cakes and had my first Orchard Harvest before  

Greeting the bishop who was pleased to see the  church was now above 20 quality he still wanted   his fish before he’d consider letting me upgrade  the church though silly hungry Bishop I gave my   sermon and found there was a way bigger crowd and  I earned six Faith instead of two the only thing  

That had changed was the decoration score of the  church and this is when I properly realized that   church quality actually had a huge impact on faith  game I crafted the prayer for Faith as this will  

Give 50 extra Faith plus one rather than a flat  plus two Faith Like The Casual prayer I’ve been   using I then began experimenting how to make  some extra money I made some berry juice fish   soup and one of each iron tool and headed into  town down the tavern Cape didn’t want my berry  

Juice but he bought my fish soup but only for one  silver and the blacksmith wasn’t interested in my   tools at all though I only had tier one of his  shop unlocked so perhaps he would have bought  

Them if I had access to higher tiers after that  failed money making experiment I took comfort in   the steady supply of burial certificates my only  reliable source of income I unlocked illumination   of faith and price of Faith giving me a perk that  means my services will earn more money very nice  

I love a profitable church and also some more  Church decorations which I wasn’t able to make   just yet especially not the stained glass windows  which need flaming gold jewelry I discovered   the merchant sells Silver Star grape seed so I  bought some I quickly buried a one red and seven  

White skull body and then planted the grapes wine  production here I come I was having some storage   woes so I made three more trunks for my yard and  then headed to this fishing spot up here where I  

Caught a bunch of bronze and silver quality Brie I  also grabbed a bunch of coal for fuel while I was   up there and then sliced up my fish into fillets  since these were high quality fish I got higher  

Quality fillets four for the bishop and four for  that Gypsy Baron do they gave me a quest like 70   days ago I collected a ridiculous pile of sand  to keep up with conical flask production tended  

To my crops which I’ve been ignoring for a while  and dealt with the three bodies that had piled up   near the morgue day 73 was a Sunday so I gave the  bishop his fish and he was blasphemously grateful  

And he agreed to upgrade the church however  I had to buy a building permit from the box   for 20 silver first while investigating this I  realized I had access to some rightful citizens   papers and a town pass so that was cool I gave  this week’s sermon with my improved prayer and  

Got seven faith and about two and a half silver  so that was an improvement and I quickly ran into   town and sold some burial papers as well as some  carrot cutlets and managed to get 20 silver with   which I bought the permission papers and had  the church upgraded this basically made it a  

Bit bigger and fancier with more space for me  to place decorations and improve the quality   the bishop said he dreams of building a cathedral  here but he needs me to get the graveyard quality  

All the way up to 200 and the church quality  above 50. so I had my work cut out for me I then   wandered out to give the Gypsy Baron his fishies  and he gave me some kebab recipes in return nice  

One Gypsy Baron by the way this is what it looks  like collecting from my furnaces after being away   for a while I harvested and replanted my grapes  and as day 74 dawned I gathered the materials to   improve my church I placed four wall candelabra  four candelabra on stands and then another Shrine  

And this increased the quality all the way up  to 42. I attempted to resurrect this corpse as   I now had enough Faith but the resurrection table  setup was too rotten and so I settled for burying  

This corpse I ran into town and bought some  gold star onion rings to use for the gold star   dinners the merchant wants and then I rushed home  because a fresh corpse had arrived yeah all right wait yeah so this zombie was behaving  exactly like my other zombie and so  

It was time to figure out what the  heck was going on why were all my   zombies sleeping and so I unlocked a zombie  wood cutting and built a big old sawmill oh he’s doing his thing it turns out my zombie was  ready to go the whole time he just laid there like  

An idiot until he was assigned a task oh well  I now had two zombies to work with I gathered   some materials Barry’s another body the first  on the left side of the church which was quite   a milestone and then headed up to the zombie  mines I’d unlocked zombie Mining and Logistics  

So I made the left and right mining station  for the gaseous iron slash Coal Mine where I   put this bloke to work collecting giant chunks of  iron which was great news because I was running   very low on the swamp iron I’d collected earlier  and I built this fella a porter station where he  

Stood awaiting materials to grab and bring back  to base go well my Undead slaves bring me iron   I’d collected 10 B’s at this point so I made a  beehive I buried a body tended to my crops and  

On day 79 I gave my first sermon in my glorious  new church and thanks to all the improvements   I’d made I earned an enormous 13 faith more  than enough for yet another zombie I spied to  

The combo prey in the desk options this provided  both a faith and money bonus at my church surfaces   but it required a whole day of book to craft  so I unlocked books crafted a soft cover and  

Made myself one it gives all the benefits of the  faith prayer that I’ve been using as well as a 50   increase to the money earned so that seemed good  to me I placed another church Shrine down which  

Brought the church quality up to 47 and then  figured it was time to pick up wine making and   I unlocked simple fertilizers too I checked out  the wine press and Barrel recipes but I was fresh  

Out of iron so I went to check up on my zombie  Bros old mate had managed to dig up some iron   but production was at a whole due to a lack of an  iron or stockpile which I hadn’t realized I’d need  

To build so I built one at base and another one at  their end there he goes he’s off look at my guy go   he’s beautiful he’s beautiful I’m so happy  There’s a Zombie automation mechanic it’s so  

Good it’s genius those chunks of iron break down  into five iron ore by the way not too bad I then   made like a billion hemp rope and then used old  mate Google to work out I needed to study maggots  

Which I could then break down into life solution  which I could then mix with Ash to make growth   enhancer which I could mix with peat to make  quality fertilizer and you can see why I needed   Google’s help I headed into town and bought five  Silver Star baked salmon which I used with the  

Gold star onion rings and Cake to make dinners  with a 97 chance to get a gold star and somehow   I got bitterly trolled and the last one I made  came in with a three percent chance Silver Star  

Extremely rude Behavior so I ducked back into town  and bought some more onion rings and salmon and   made my fifth gold star dinner for the merchant  a couple of bodies had piled up so I buried one  

Butchered and burnt the other and then Sunday had  rolled around so I used my combo prayer for the   first time and it gave 13 Faith as expected but it  didn’t seem to give that much more money I headed  

Out to collect some Stone and discovered this big  rock here actually gives infinite chunks of stone   which was excellent news as I was running low on  little rocks to pickaxe I made myself a wine press   and Barrel and I harvested my grapes and replanted  with quality fertilizer and with that Harvest I  

Had enough to make one pail of grape juice but  I need two Pals to make wine so I wasn’t quite   able to make wine for The Inquisitor just yet I  then went on a rampage and unlocked eight or so  

Anatomy and Alchemy researchers including a bunch  of embalming stuff and another surgery perk to   further decrease the chance of botched surgeries  I had a peek at all the embalming injections I   could craft and it was another case of I have no  idea what the heck is going on I continued my tech  

Spending spree and unlocked a bunch of stuff in  the smithing and building trees including steel   iron castings access to new minerals and a higher  tier Carpenter’s workbench I built a stone cutter   level 2 and then resurrected zombie number three  and this filler had 12 percent efficiency I ran  

Him up north and put him in the iron mines too  and while there I discovered another blockage   it looked like zombie one had dug up coal and it  had nowhere to go but before dealing with that I  

Quickly ducked into town and gave the merchant  his five gold star dinners I also bought some   Silver Star grapes from him as well as six silk  I then returned to the zombie Outpost and built   a stone stockpile but that didn’t solve the  issue so I tried a trunk and sure enough the  

Coal was transferred into it with that blockage  now solved I expected to see a glorious Bounty of   iron flowing from the hills on day 88 I burned one  corpse and buried another and then crafted through   the night so they could make a carpenter’s  workbench level 2. I was still a bit starved  

For metal so it was a bit of a struggle but I  eventually crafted enough jointings to install   two soft Church benches these also made use of  the silk I’d bought from the merchant and now  

My church quality was up to 51. next in my sights  was the quality of the graveyard and so I unlocked   Stone gravestones and I knew I was gonna need a  buttload of stone so I created this glorious Conga  

Lion of stone chunks I was delighted to find that  each Stone gray fence or gravestone I made gave   an enormous five Blue Tech points at the cost of a  measly couple of stone and so I immediately ceased  

Making infinite conical flasks and decided this  would be my blue points method from now on and   with my first load of decorations I increased the  graveyard quality from 20 29 to 60 just like that  

I showed off my new 50 plus Church interior to the  bishop and then I Unleashed an absolute beauty of   a sermon and earned a whopping 16 faith and almost  five silver I harvested my grapes and thanks to  

The fertilizer I’d used I received two gold star  grapes and two gold star grape seeds very nice   I now had enough of my second pail of grape juice  so I crafted that and then chucked two pails into  

The barrel to turn into wine it said I have a 50  chance of producing silver quality wine so fingers   crossed that happens as that’s the quality The  Inquisitor is expecting I placed Some Coal into   a furnace to create graphite and then got back to  the stone pushing silly willies and placed down a  

Bunch more grave fences before resurrecting  zombie number four I managed to get this one   up to seven white skulls and this gave him an 18  work efficiency so I guess efficiency correlates   to corpse quality which makes sense since this  was my most efficient zombie I took him up to  

Replace one of the noobs in the mines as I wanted  my iron collection to be as quick as possible I   put the reject zombie on the big tree for now  have I mentioned how fun it is bossing zombies  

Around I think I’m back to my stone Shenanigans  and with dispatched the quality shot up to 95. I   mixed some graphite with iron in this furnace to  begin smelting my first steel bars and when I was  

Breaking down an iron chunk I was pleased to find  a couple of silver nuggets pop down so I was now   beginning to accumulate some precious metals I  resurrected zombie number five and unfortunately   he had pretty crappy stats only eight percent  efficiency I built two zombie spots at the stone  

Quarry and placed him on one and also grabbed old  mate from The Sawmill and placed him on the other   side so now I have plenty of stone coming in for  infinite Blue Points crafting grave Decor speaking   of I then got back to business crafting headstones  reaching a graveyard quality of 118. I collected  

My wine and was pleased to find it of SilverStar  quality I upgraded my Anvil to rank 3 and put   on some steel parts to craft and then paid The  Inquisitor a visit he was pleased with the quality  

Of the wine and my friendship with him was raised  to 50. I asked him how business was and his answer   in short was not so good he decided he needed some  snacks to attract people back to the spectacle of  

A good old witch burning which makes sense to  me everybody does love snacks and so he tasked   me with creating a snack stand that would sell  beer and burgers he said I could keep the profit   so frankly I thought it was an ingenious plan I  unlocked the brewing stand research but didn’t  

Look into it just yet as I was hoping to hit 200  graveyard quality before the bishop showed up and   so I was back to my business of crafting copious  amounts of stone grave decorations but when Sunday  

Was almost upon me and I’d only hit 141 points  I gave up until next week and decided to build   a brewing stand and I discovered I was going  to need hops except I wasn’t sure where to get  

Hop seeds I also unlocked tricks of the trade and  engineer which gave me a few handy perks to make   crafting yield better results and then I headed  over to the church I hadn’t reached 200 points   yet but the bishop was still thoroughly impressed  by my stonework in fact he was so impressed that  

An idea formed in his tiny brain he commissioned  me to make three gold star marble statues of him   one for his office one for his soup kitchen and  one for the front of the church that seems like  

A perfectly normal and reasonable request to me I  gave my sermon earned a spicy 15 faith and almost   10 silver I actually don’t know why the silver  was so much more this week but I didn’t argue I   then crafted a preparation Place 2 fridge pallet  and embalming table two the embalming table lets  

Me inject crap into the corpses I guess the fridge  palette stores corpses and stops them from running   obviously and the prep table 2 seemed the same  to me so maybe I needed to unlock further Tech  

To make the proper use of it I harvested and  replanted my grapes and some of the replant was   actually gold star and on day 98 I did some Choice  Googling and worked out that the Miller sells hop  

Seeds but I found it was only at tier one with  him and I needed tier 3 to buy silver quality   hop seeds I sold eight burial certificates and  10 Silver Wine and earned 23 silver the 10 one  

Actually sold for 11 silver and 10 copper so that  might actually be a decent money making Venture   after all this time anyway I then went home and  started making a billion flour to sell to the  

Miller so I can hopefully unlock his higher tiers  but a dead body arrived so I made zombie number   six another 18 efficiency zombie I researched  zombie farming and built this Zombie Farm which   looks glorious but it’s kind of inefficient as it  used up nine tiles but Farms only six the benefit  

Of course is that it’s automated and then go back  back to making tons of flour I sold a bunch to   the Miller and it worked tier 2 will be available  tomorrow I bought some Silver Star pumpkin seeds  

And a bunch of carrot seeds from Old MacDonald and  then finally built the buffet and discovered that   I’ll need to provide gold star beers and burgers  so that will present a bit of a challenge as I  

Need gold hops for the beer and gold onions for  the burgers I planted 24 carrots in the Zombie   Farm and put zombie six to work I planted the  pumpkins too and then found my stone pile was  

Overflowing good job zombie mine so I processed it  all and on day 100 I upgraded the Zombie Farm to   Rank 2 using 12 fertilizer I sliced some human  meat and put it on to cook in preparation for  

Burgers I made some more zombie juice so I could  resurrect zombie number seven and I whacked him   on the big tree to chop away and with that  I had played my first 100 days of graveyard   keeper I’ve achieved a lot from drastically  improving my graveyard and church building a  

Thriving production area and Farm building a slave  Army of zombies and progressing in my journey to   find my way back home to my love but I’ve got a  long way to go let me know if you’d like to see  

More or if you know of any the other games you  reckon I should play check out this video where   I get stuck on a raft for 100 days and I kill  an entire family tree of sharks out of spite