I played the MINIONS Minecraft DLC so you don’t have to

So last week mojang released a sonic dlc for minecraft bedrock edition and i made the mistake of actually playing that but it seemed like everyone seemed to enjoy it so i thought and i don’t know why i thought this but i thought i might as well pull myself through more pain and

Play the minions dlc so that’s what i did today and it was it was an awful experience if you enjoyed this video maybe consider subscribing that would be cool my discord’s also in the pinned comment and also i kind of need twitter followers so that i can speak to people with lots of

Subscribers so if you wanted to follow me that would be pretty cool anyway here’s the the video it was that was just awful oh god here we go oh oh i’m here oh no wait what can i hear no no i hear the minions oh my god there’s so many of them wait

Why is the music playing what wha what did i do adventure mode up What is happening i hear jolly music what the why is there a minion in my closet what’s going on with my arm why does it why does it do all weird stuff what what is this oh that was loud oh oh oh this was a mistake i can already

Tell there’s an exit what i want to see what was down the little secret closet you’re going to have to muster up some strength to go down here this that that guy looks very scary hello oh my god i can i can punch them this was definitely a mistake i

I tutorial yeah i wanna do i want the tutorial so you think you can become a super villain that’s what they say about me we’ve also been watching the minions they always follow the biggest baddest villain well good luck because that’s me there might be a powerful artifact hidden at your

Local record store which is a front for a criminal organization what yo i’m a banana what i can make them follow me why do i have a pet minion this is not what i needed in my life okay i’m going to leave through the exit

Oh what why can i not exit oh there’s arrows over here where am i going why am i going through sewers what is this oh i i have a firefighter minion costume whoa that is so great come over here put out the fire filming minion thank you minion oh okay hollow map what

I don’t know what this is oh so many hollow maps yo there’s a person what oh my god your nose is so long what oh why does that teleport me back are you kidding me okay where am i going the record shop that’s where i needed to go right the

One that’s a crim the front for a criminal organization use the fart bomb i wanna where’s the fart bomb vicious six eyes oh i’m doing a heist what is this gta what are we doing this type of mission is excellent leg work for minions okay yo i know dr nefario’s from the movies

Um all the music i thought the music stopped for a minute there what what i’m a minion now why am i a minion now when did this happen there’s so much going on why is my hand so thin oh what is happening sneak around oh i have to do some

Stealth okay i got this i’m not gonna get caught they call me sneaky boy that’s what they call me how do i get in there what how do i get him without getting spotted okay okay what if i what if i [ __ ] just i’m gonna take him out you ready ready

Okay did i not even have to sneak whoa i have a sticky hand what the [ __ ] what does it what does it what is that what does it do you should be able to pull them down with a sticky hand oh this is not what i expected from the

Minions dlc i’m not gonna i’m gonna be real with you this event has seen better days try pulling on it with a sticky hand oh that was loud oh no they have visual ranges i just uh oh okay so that was just awful yo yo go check that out that’s right go

Check that out oh this is i didn’t oh i didn’t think i’d be playing a stealth game today what turn around turn around turner okay okay i then i just i just go sloop i go scroop i go swoop swoop and i go slime and it’s all icky and horrible and

Noom i got this i got this come up here come here come up here why do i need this oh okay it’s okay i just did the best stealthing ever that was incredible ah okay well i guess i just don’t want to fall down there it’s okay i got this

They call me minion minion theo i know what i gotta do look at that big brain look at that big brain why is there just constantly dramatic music playing i can’t think i don’t have time to think can i just go through these no okay i hate my hand

Hey what i got this i got this and then i leave and then i leave oh i leave i leave i leave i leave i leave i just go i just go minion just go just why do i look so happy all the time i’m james bond they call me

They call me 07. where do i which this way okay oh not another fan yeah it’s okay though i have 82 000 of those get it get it you get the joke i mean not to brag or anything but like i’m kind of i’m kind of a beast i’m kind

Of just of speed running this grab the dragon medallion with your sticky hand okay yo i got the dragon medallion wait no i just now i have to leave can i jump down do i die if i jump down okay i do where where am i even going yo get killed

Idiot freaking loser where does this like complex end i thought this building did not seem this big when i was getting the medallion okay what do i do now oh i know yo idiot loser how do i like it’s kind of a dumb idiot kind of already dead like a freaking what okay

L times two yeah that’s right go check it out nerd idiot uh what now what do i do now oh there’s so many people i’m just gonna go this way oh oh that actually scared me i’m going i’m doing it little minion boys doing it al don’t mind me nothing to see here

Nothing to see here yo well i mean i’d say that was pretty easy i didn’t i didn’t run into any complications there i’m the [ __ ] i’m the [ __ ] best dominion yo i stole money well i would say that that was a successful heist i don’t know about you

I have vehicles what chase race oh what ex what what what what what is happening well i just chewed what i just did uh ah i don’t i didn’t i did not read what i was supposed to be doing if you’re trying to make a run for the

Bridge i’ve got to get to the bridge okay oh that’s a lot are these all bad guys what the [ __ ] was that okay oh gotta go gotta go is it okay i’ve gotta go oh no this what the [ __ ] oh i have to leave

I have to oh that’s bad guys i got you with five gas nerd l um why is this [ __ ] thing so slow oh that’s a bad guy i don’t i don’t see i don’t see how i could fail this you know this is going pretty well what oh okay uh So i have to start all the way from the beginning oh that’s a car all right i got this i know this i’m good i just have to pay attention this time i feel so like it’s just so stupid look at my little bike it’s so dumb

So yeah i’m gonna be real with you um i just kind of expected there to be a couple of minions that you could do stuff with i didn’t expect [ __ ] this yeah this is this is not what i expected at all yeah don’t kill me please oh that’s a

Freaking [ __ ] and put a fart bomb in l idiot that’s here’s what i thought where are any other npcs i want to fart by mother npcs where are they where i only why is there only one guy why is this city so empty what it’s on here oh nothing

Oh yo here’s some get part bombed l why are you not affected by the fart bomb what why only that one guy are you kidding me it was funny okay i’ve just gotta not go get slowed down at all okay what happens here i i already forgot even though i’ve done

It like three times before oh yeah the flattened guy and then this [ __ ] thing oh i just i phased through that that’s that’s fine okay this is the furthest i’ve been this is the furthest i’ve been oh oh oh oh my am i going the right way

Well that was cool the bridge is just here look at this oh holy [ __ ] oh holy [ __ ] i feel like i’m back in the sonic dlc yo what yo hello find a place to train minions in martial arts what okay well i guess i’m going on a [ __ ] kung fu master

That’s that’s what i wanted to do in the minion dlc in minecraft bedrock edition today i’m at the very top okay where’s the city then oh the bridge is over there okay well i guess we’re walking all the way can i steal a car

Yo i can holy [ __ ] what oh i took down i’m in a [ __ ] car what yo this is [ __ ] gta 6. this is what we’ve all been waiting for you don’t have to wait for rockstar to make a game okay just play the minions minecraft dlc

Bye bye car you have been good ride kung fu training yo oh i’m now playing as a minion uh oh i feel like i’m about to get my ass kicked hello weirdos i am monster char you look so weak and for oh i’ve got a nunchuck like energy energy by dashing forward

Incredibles oh my god yo those [ __ ] flames i went so fast it’s like [ __ ] traveled back in time in a minute like back to the future oh wait i have to charge it up i have to charge up my fury what okay yo holy [ __ ] that was cool

Oh no these bad guys are the are these bad guys that i have to kill idiots oh oh yo i got pvp skills all right i play hypixel do you [ __ ] play hypixel henchmen no that’s what i thought [ __ ] just get out just get out just get out of here

Just get out of here just get out of here die oh that’s a big guy get out of here oh yo get [ __ ] fireworks on raw [ __ ] oh oh it doesn’t stop they keep coming watch out or i’ll [ __ ] spin jitsuya fury you better charge right now

I’m gonna roar you all get cooked this minion it just does not play around wait fart bomb henchman more like hench dick in your mouth get it because can’t uh this just didn’t work wow you really whooped their butts i agree yo well i’d say that was a

Pretty successful session of kung fu fighting i’m gonna kung fu minion costume all right where’s my little minion guy wait where where is he where’s the little where’s little where’s the little minion guy wait no where’s my little minion guy what wait where’s my little are you kidding me what’s up wild heist

Let’s do it let’s do another heist okay where’s my contact person oh i speak to him in the bathroom like in spy movies okay i’m going to take a piss that’s not that’s not what usually happens in bathrooms in my experience oh yo what is uh what what’s up my friend

Steal the key from where oh from behind here okay well this is gonna be easy yo i got i don’t have a key i don’t i’m not holding that right now i this is just it’s all happening so fast on the text on screen i just don’t know

What any of this means my friend okay why why why are they so tall oh this is really intimate this is yo yo books books i can get knowledge in here oh is that a god oh i’m sneaking not as a minion this time oh all right kid don’t call me kid oh

That’s bad guy that’s a that’s a bad guy oh that’s a big robot bad guy it’s fine i got this i got this there’s just nothing in here don’t kill me gotta run got it gotta run gotta run oh oh this is going so terribly where’s the [ __ ] thing i’m looking for

Oh there’s a bad guy i found it the intense music right now this is [ __ ] minecraft it’s like the disconnect between the music and what’s actually happening on screen is very funny oh i wasn’t even in your range what the [ __ ] there we go that’s safe got it all right i

Understand quick i got it i got the cheese ring get cheesed [ __ ] get cheesed [ __ ] what do you mean the cheese where’s the where’s the money hangs up where’s the money i’m gonna rob you i’m gonna rob you i’m gonna cheese you and rob you yo are there any people in these stalls

Get cheesed and get behind here is there anything hidden but oh no i just broke the painting i did it i i cheesed the bad guys open the vault door [ __ ] let’s go what did you just vanish oh it’s lasers okay it was fine i got this

It’s just parkour oh my god this is easy oh let’s go okay i got this get the mona lisa i just cheesed the mona lisa okay now i have to oh oh no i have to i have to cheese them all i’m okay get cheese okay how do i leave

How do i get out of here oh there’s so many bad guys get cheat up nope gotta go gotta go cheddar mozzarella dan wensleydale is that a cheese i don’t know i’ve never seen so oh my little guy my little guy hey hey little guy i’ve got something for you i got something

For you take your thing off and put this on no yeah yeah well i think that just about wraps this video up i i can’t play minions for much longer it’s like my brain cells are deteriorating if you want a part two then drop a like i might do it if you

Want to spend seven pounds on something then um then don’t spend it on this spend it on something else okay well bye friends