I Put Every Minecraft Texture Through Google Translate 10,000,000 Times…

So over a year ago I Googled translated the textures of Minecraft 100 times and created what you guys all know today as my job Java so after a bit of time I’ve returned and ready to create a brand new competitor for my job Java and Google translate the textures of Minecraft 10

Million times if you do enjoy this video remember to like remember to sub and vote in the comments who you prefer my job Java or this brand new texture pack today if we are rivaling the original my job Java we’re gonna have to go big time so obviously we’ll start off with the

Grass block we’re gonna Google translate this 10 million times it’s hot the floor is lava okay yep great okay what we’re gonna do we’re gonna grab a hot lava texture and we’re gonna swap the grass block texture for lava if the grass is gonna be hot then we’re gonna have to

Change the color overlay to hot red let’s Google Translate the grass itself 10 million times the letter what letter F we got F okay what about all the trees all the logs Google translated 10 000 times information okay yeah that makes sense this is me when I acquire loads of

Info information it’s big bright time whilst the leaves of all the trees Google translated 10 million times there are seven of us seven of who who is this seven of seven cool guys there’s seven of us right seven Among Us okay we’re in I haven’t turned around yet I haven’t

Seen the monstrosity behind me okay are we ready three two one oh what have I done oh no oh no oh no no oh the grass is broken too uh uh this stuff what have I done no there’s one normal tree then there’s red trees okay

Now that’s better okay so the floor is kind of hot Laura is now lava all around us everything is very hot and also we have the F for grass that’s kind of spooky scary don’t know Big Brain on the three big brain and then we also have

The Among Us the seven are mugs I apologize Barry our competitor to my job Java this is had a good start now we need to do even more damage like the water and the sand clouds and the sun we need to cause as much chaos as we can to

Create the biggest rival for my job Java let’s do this bam let’s do this sound Google translated 10 million times here is the source the source of what okay this texture is gonna have a lot of law so there’s a guy and he’s pointing but what is he pointing at Randy Dragon well

Good question audience he is pointing at the sauce only the finest comedy here in the ready drag channel here is the source but it’s kind of the wrong Source let’s make him seem happy about this come on man you’ve just found a giant bottle of sauce you

Need to be you need to be yeah yeah we’ll give you the oh he’s found the sauce what an artistic piece of art right there I would buy that anyone else would buy this a framed picture of this okay what is the hot bar going to be if

We Google translated 10 million times hot food is it hot today coincidentally yes it is hot today in this texture pack for some reason we gotta grab a hot dog a big chunky hot dog we’ll just squeeze this hot dog in there and then copy it across and another one and another one

Okay the selector is two buns one of the widgets Google translated 10 million times I can choose one thing and one thing only and that is gonna be Maxwell yeah okay here’s Maxwell we’re just gonna put Maxwell right there okay what about the hearts 10 million times no no

It just says no no stop running dry too much okay say no to the hand just cut out the hand now and hopefully this hand can be our heart okay we got no okay what about the armor Google is translated 10 million times older stinky no no no no there’s one fart there

There’s another fart there what about the hunger 10 million times you are married Google translate every single time I am not married to you Google Translate no we had a divorce Google translate me it Google Translates marriage wedding rings oh it was like yesterday and to finish her off the XP

Bar Google translated 10 million times many programs let’s get loads of different programs that’s all the computer programs okay I think our icons are done let’s see these in-game okay from from the menu there is only one Maxwell that works just this little Maxwell down here bouncing up and down

Okay we’re in and we have the Hot Dog Bar okay that is a big God dogma and as I was checking out the textures I realized I forgot to do the hit marker quickly Google translate the hit marker 10 million times the speed and who is

The speed the man the myth the legend oh oh no no no no no this is the true key to competing with the original my job Java Sonic why are you looking at me like that oh there he is it’s the Sonic he’s got the grippers out this is how we

Compete with my job Java currently we have hot dog inventory hot dog bar and we got the Shan he’s found the source yeah yeah oh thanks bro I was looking for that hello piggy are you just as confused as I am because I’m confused what have I done right what happens if

We go to survival mode okay there we go we have for our health no no no no no no we got me and Google translate wedding rings and then we also have the XP bar that is kind of like a broken program I need to collect the source guy don’t

Mind me just collecting you’re just stealing the sauce and I will take some damage okay what happens if we put on some armor right let’s check them on oh we got one we got one stinky fart what have I done to the game already there we go we got a little bit of

Programs to our bar very nice we need to push this game to its limits so let’s do the inventory the clouds we could do the water okay let’s do water 10 million times keep kin mind our friend has returned with some more friendly advice keep in mind okay guys so the joke here

Is this guy he is telling us keep in mind and as you can see This Kiss is inside of the Mind only the smartest jokes here on the Randy drank Channel this is amazing next we’re gonna google translate the inventory 10 million times Family Medicine I don’t even know what

This means but let’s get some people in okay who’s gonna be who’s the doctor this guy’s our doctor Dr Jimbo right our inventory is now in the doctors and Dr Jimbo is suggesting us to try the Family Medicine he recommends the Family Medicine come on Dr Jimbo you got to be

Happier than that yeah yeah Dr Jimbo oh try our family medicine this isn’t suspicious at all or anything and there we go Dr Jimbo’s now sticking out Dr Jimbo’s hand and then we’re gonna put some drugs in his hands anyone comes up to the street and does this to you guys

Uh say no Dr Jimbo is don’t try Dr Jimbo’s family medicine for the background I’m just gonna Chuck in this hospital bed okay what about the clouds Google translated 10 million times evening should we turn the clouds into moons okay we have the moon that’s a lot

Of moons all right let’s clean up some blocks that we haven’t finished let’s do dirt 10 million times my eyes are white uh what does this even mean that is mysterious and those are some white eyes let me tell you that let’s Google translate Stone 10 million times write

It down we always make sure to write it down but what are they writing down I think you guys should do what they’re writing down that sounds cool good idea ready bag oh they’re a white eye looking at me so in a beautiful brand new world it is now constantly evening because the

Moons are out I haven’t really changed much because they still look like clouds but they’re meant to be moons that is supposed to be the moon keep in mind you are so right buddy there is a keep in a mind right there wow it’s the sauce oh

My God I actually need to grab the medicine Family Medicine to be specific so if I press e and open up my inventory maybe I’ll find some whoa try our family medicine I can’t grab them you can hold the sand there what if I don’t want to try the Family Medicine

Here you ever think about that you look so dumb is this competing with my job Java it is definitely a competitor Sonic why are you still looking at me like that Sonic says sub upside down because they’re writing soup okay let’s enter the nether let’s start with obsidian for

The fourth of 10 million dimes Basalt that is also a block in Minecraft that is random Okay so we’ve got the obsidian and now I’ve changed the texture to Basalt okay I’ve got the portal itself 10 million times home ah home you know what they say all the Facebook mothers

They say home sweet home okay what about Netherrack 10 million times Jordan as in Jordan or the country Jordan or a Jordan we gotta get our friend again to help us out yeah here he is okay what about fire Google translated 10 million time pink grab all this fire make some adjustments

Okay what about the lava Google translated 10 million times it’s free he’s back again for the millionth time letting you know that it’s free okay okay what about the piglings of the nether 10 million times what are you thinking I don’t know what I’m thinking Google translate why are you shouting me

No we’re gonna stick this screaming guy on the pig Lane you know as you do I don’t know why I’m doing this but if you’re the memes this is what Google translate gets for screaming this is definitely not nightmare fuel yep that’s good I forgot about the red grass it’s

Very hot grass today Gamers I’m gonna go to a land that no other gamer has gone before and this is the basalt Dimension thingy okay we got ourselves a Basalt and we build the basalt like this there we go we got ourselves a Basalt portal okay let’s like this bad boy oh

Oh it’s the home sweet home Dimension no everyone’s worst Dimension oh no Jordan thanks man yeah a lot of Jordans the fire is pink and we have some oh it’s lagging my game we got real lava this guy is everywhere you can’t escape this guy he’s days yeah he’s everywhere Who

You gonna call pointing man anyway this is our new never we got Jordans everywhere very cool let’s spawn in our sworn enemies the Penguins oh oh what is that no no what is that oh is that a baby screaming man oh oh this is definitely a texture pack look

At them all gold what was I thinking when I made that all right let’s keep upgrading the nether let’s start with ancient debris 10 million times the service life is therefore reduced I don’t know what this means but that is truly heartbreaking okay we got the inspirational quote in beautiful oh this

Guy is truly sad no the service life is therefore reduced no I don’t know what this means but no okay it’s never right time what is netherite gonna be Google translated 10 million times paper paper that works so well literal paper okay so we’ll grab some paper texture very nice

That looks so good I want to see this in game now Ah that’s the paper sword done okay now if we wanted to enchant on there the right what would enchanting be 10 million times jeez yes oh we got our cheese okay we’ll take our cheese okay

Let’s see this all in Minecraft okay so we’re back in the Netherland let’s say we’re looking for ancient debris no way it’s ancient debris oh the service life is therefore reduced oh man oh oh shucks oh what are we gonna do okay let’s grab some of this

Yeah the right Ingot I am literally just holding a piece of paper I think the game is confused I got my full set of diamond armor here for my very legit survival world whoa okay now we got ourselves a smoothing table let’s upgrade our Diamond Helmet to uh paper

Helmet cover me in debris no no no no this is cover me in paper what if what is happening right now okay I guess I’ll just check on this new and improved diamond armor paper man yeah look at me go I got my paper sword as well biggie I’m sorry

Paper manager literally wearing paper right now this is short time it looks very cooled up what happens if we enchant this Paperama then whoa I have 100 Levels how did this happen oh more cheese whoa whoa I am radianting cheese that is some paper cheese right there

Look at the sword you can see there is a lot of cheese on that sword right Dave I am now paper cheese man let’s Google translate the end 10 million times okay let’s start by doing the end Sky 10 million times tomato that’s a lot of tomatoes okay what about End Stone 10

Million times the last Stone only one stone fun fact this is the last the love Stone guess who’s back back again but this time we’re gonna push their smile to a new level oh yeah he’s really happy about this fact what about the dragon 10 million times in January okay that’s

Nice what if this was our Dragon though oh no it’s the January Dragon what about the end Crystal 10 million times the last wave this is the last wave ever recorded and you’ll never guess who is there on that day pointing guy yeah and he’s here to point it out to you that

This was the last wave okay let’s finish off the end with Enderman 10 million times beans it’s the big bean monster no it is the moment I’ve trained all of my life for the end let’s do this guys wish me luck Gamers let’s go oh no I’m on

Basalt it’s a big bead it’s a big bean monster the Big Beat the wild big bean in our natural habitat eyes pointing at this but you can’t really tell what it is it’s the last edge stone where did where did you go big bean I want to fight you

I want to fight you Big B Look At Me Oh yay we did it it’s the January Dragon ah that looks pretty cool though oh and we got an army of big bean man okay we got Basalt Towers the last wave I can just about see his thumb oh it’s the tomatoes

Yes there you okay this is what the end Island looks like and then you have just tomatoes in one giant World box it’s definitely a lot of time bottles yeah I did it legitimately I beat the January Dragon freed the end now there’s tomatoes everywhere let’s go Bean

Population the bean men and now the time we’ve been waiting for we gotta compete with my job Java so what is Minecraft Google translated 10 million times come on baby main requirements Java version I love it yes main requirements okay Java Edition now I need to change the Java

Version Java version and before we announce the title screen let’s Google translate the background 10 million times he didn’t say anything Peter Griffin he didn’t say anything he didn’t say anything we can add some spooky atmosphere a little bit of Shadow okay there we go this is our background and

Now ladies and gentlemen for the moment you’ve all been waiting for it’s back it’s new it’s improved and it’s had a big update main requirements jumper Edition yes we have done it we’ve got it there it is and there we have it everyone our rivalry for my job Java

Your my job Java enjoyer or main requirements enjoyer let me know in the comments down below with the like and the soup that would be very much appreciated thank you so much to my awesome patreons you guys are awesome if you want to download this texture pack

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