I Ruined Minecraft

Sometimes I think of stupid ideas for videos I mean a few years ago I actually made a video about a pimple popper a redstone contraption that pops Minecraft pimples sheep fired out of them it was it was a pretty horrendous build now that I look back at it and it was

Definitely a very very silly idea for a video and sometimes those videos are good fun to make So today we’re going to be doing a very silly video I want to see how unplayable I can actually make Minecraft okay just as a game in general what are all the settings that I can

Tweak to make this game as horrible as possible setting number one and it was actually the discovery of this setting that got me onto the idea of creating this video which is the invert Mouse button now I don’t know how people play like this I’ve actually recently been

Informed that impulse SV on the hermitcraft server plays with an inverted Mouse and I’m gonna have to have words with him okay I seriously am because I don’t understand I don’t understand what could possess you to want to play like this I wonder if I could get used to it no I

Definitely don’t think I could because I just tried to look up and ended up looking right up my shorts okay the next setting that I want to play around with is another one that I think is absolutely horrendous and that is auto jump it seems so small but it drives me mad that

If you walk past the block and then you just it’s impossible it’s already impossible but I think the next logical step is of course to go back into the settings and ramp this down to two chunks a render distance of two chunks are you joking me wow imagine if you built something

Enormous like you had a huge base but you could only see two chunks of it at a time now I do understand obviously this is really good for people with slow computers it actually brings me on to what frame rates am I getting here Ah that’s actually not that crazy it’s

Quite disappointing but anyway there is more settings I need to tweak here and I’ll be honest this could take us to unplayable pretty much instantly oh my goodness oh wow so not only is it inverted but it’s also it’s so Twitchy what happens if I go in the opposite

Direction all the way down to yawn how [Laughter] my goodness I’d say this is actually more unplayable but the good news is is that it has lessened the effects of of the inverted Mouse I’m getting an arm workout here I’m gonna have a right shoulder the size of Jupiter by the end

Of this video but so I would say hyperspeed is definitely more unplayable all right we’ve got plenty of things that we can do here I would say the first thing that we definitely need to do is wow okay I forgot about that uh need to reduce the lighting down to

Moody that hasn’t actually changed too much but that’s because I’m running shaders just give me a minute go deactivate those that’s a little bit more like it super contrasty and honestly slightly ugly for some reason when I see someone playing with their left hand it really throws me off it looks

It just looks wrong doesn’t it it really does look wrong and that’s coming from a left-handed person by the way okay I am left-handed this is horrible I think we can have some serious fun in this menu obviously changing that smooth lighting off smooth lighting level down to here

Uh Dynamic lighting off I mean view I mean oh we can change the frame rate might do that a little bit later because that will be disgusting I don’t want to make the video completely unwatchable immediately that kind of defeats the point oh we are making progress we are

Making progress this is still so tricky to play this kind of reminds me of old school Minecraft I’ll be honest with you oh the auto jump is horrible I hate myself for doing this I really do this is taking a perfectly good game and destroying it oh

Well this is a totally obvious one how did I not even think to that should have been the first thing that I did oh geez jeez all right okay what if we go the other way oh is that better or worse I’m not entirely sure it’s making me feel ill is

What it’s doing honestly this is this is incredibly tricky to play I moved my hand like a micron and I do about 14 spins uh it’s it’s pretty tough and I’ve just I wonder what happened here I mean it might not even allow me to do it

I do have these oh goodness me this might have actually improved things I’m not I’m not sure the motion blur is a bit much that’s quite intense but I I definitely think this looks better than it did before so we need to stop it now reverting back to good

Old-fashioned un yes that is considerably more disgusting I’ve just Googled for ugly Shader packs they don’t seem to exist which is unfortunate but there are of course ugly texture packs so let’s do that this seems like it could be a good way to go hopefully it doesn’t fill my computer with viruses it

Was posted eight years ago oh goodness sadly despite my best efforts I couldn’t make it work well I have come up with the next best thing no no oh dear oh dear so I decided to change the frames per second to five five frames per second I’m also going to leave the

F3 screen up because that in itself is quite ugly I’ve added lagometers I think I can also add I think page oh there we go yeah no we’re really really adding things into the mix this is going well now I was about to change the language

But then I’ve just thought if I do that I’m not going to be able to understand any of the settings that I then want to change so we’ll do that last I swear when I first started playing Minecraft there was a way to change it to be 3D

Like with the blue and the red that doesn’t seem to exist anymore but it definitely definitely should in fact I’m going to see if there’s any modifications that will do it one hour later and I’m still working on it I’m trying my best I can’t believe how

Dedicated I am to this so I can get it to work for Minecraft 1.14 which is the version I was playing in but I found out that 3D Anna glyph or whatever it’s called was only removed in Minecraft 1.12 so I’ve backdated and now we have it

Oh glorious it’s even better than I expected even better than I expected I must admit I’ve been standing around a lot in the same spot for this entire video when you actually start moving around you start realizing how much of a mess I’ve managed to make of this whole situation

It’s kind of difficult to keep up with what’s going on uh this is pretty horrendous but I still feel like we can go further than this somehow I might try and get a lower resolution version of this texture pack or better yet I just went down a rabbit hole and I

Managed to dedicate this it was like a challenge in the texture pack making Community to make the worst looking texture pack they possibly could miss me I wasn’t expecting it’s going this far what on Earth has happened here oh my goodness I’m really struggling I mean this is this this is offensive defensive

Is the water oh my goodness what’s going on under here I mean this the sand everything about this is is very terrible everything about it is very tough I I love hang on I’m really struggling into point in it because the inverted things look at the size of the grass box

This is amazing and then it’s also layered over my photo realism pack so I think some of the textures are coming in from the photo realism pack and then we’ve also got just these horrenda I mean look at the wood textures oh it’s all such a mess it’s all such a

Mess can we go further though yes I I personally think that we can I think that entering this Command right here could really really help us uh oh I think I’ve actually got it slightly wrong because we’re playing in Minecraft 1.12 so let’s make sure that this will work properly

Oh it looks like it’s worked oh no oh it’s horrible oh the the field of view has gone very wrong that has gone so wrong it’s gone oh we’ve actually reached like an abstract stage now I think we’ve reached a level where this is now abstract very abstract I wonder if we

Can go even further than that I mean what is the highest level of speed potion that you can get is it 255 I mean it feels like it should be wow that is that is quite quick by far the silliest video I’ve ever done in my entire life I don’t even know what

To say here I’ve added the blindness effect too this is good it’s getting it’s gone real dark that almost looks like an abstract painting I’m gonna have to take a screenshot of that because that is quite something that’s hilarious this is me looking dead straight down

That is how crazy this field of view is all right I’m gonna try my best to place in a jukebox because I feel like we could do some stuff with some music okay there it is oh now we’re really stepping into it okay there’s something else that we can do too whether Thunder I think we’ve reached Peak destroyed Minecraft it doesn’t get much worse than this does it I don’t think we can go worse than this this is so unplayable this is so destroyed oh look there’s a creeper I think that’s a creeper I mean it’s so difficult to tell I’ve planned on ending

The video there but then I came up with an idea I’m gonna make the command block say this on repeat through the chat now that in of itself is quite annoying okay but it gets better because I can activate narrator lamb at um it can’t get any worse than this

I think it’s safe to say that we took that to a level that I didn’t expect you probably didn’t expect um you might not been able to hear me in that last clip I don’t know what I was expecting but it just oh what a silly video this has been

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