I Snuck Into A KIDS ONLY Minecraft Server…

Two of the biggest family-friendly Minecraft youtubers in the world they live in square City a safe haven for kids and luckily for them today someone new was joining Square City Maine are you it was finally time to teach these children about important things like murder swearing and good control will I

Succeed in educating the children today you will see also subscribe right now it’s true just press the Subscribe button I’m the best YouTuber here it is for you press the Subscribe button guys there enjoy okay let’s be cool calm and collected we have to blend in welcome to square City they

Have two huge statues on themselves they’ve got the deities in this world they’re doing a recording right now someone has to teach the kids swearing there’s just so much potential let me just get my famous Tommy in it double double knife lady can you stop playing music that is not me

What is going on Um whoa who is this me tell me in it how’d you get in the server I just I’m in the server I joined do we give it the IP yes I am Square City’s newest resident Tom the danger in it I don’t know if I wanted to live here hey take

This dude that’s horrible no why’d you give him that the stink Ray bye bye Shady Nico get out here whilst oh I’m the newest member of hi Mia Mia’s hello hello come with me Mia guys Nico how are you how are you who are you oh no

Remember a video we did four years ago I don’t know who you are sure These guys are not a stranger I’m tell me either well thank you for welcoming me in with such opening arms well you kind of barged in thank you for welcoming me don’t let me intrude I’m here to join the gang why are you that thin Camaro [ __ ] kill you come here

I’ll [ __ ] kill you man no no no no this is weird oh no I want to take him to prison let’s use this yeah well let’s take him into prison and we leave him there with his cellmate and he cannot interrupt us I’m gonna teach them the

Real world we are ready for you to come on our adventure with us coming oh wow teaching everyone how to be welcoming I’m so happy can you guys swear what um I can swear that I’m awesome like [ __ ] [ __ ] and wank [Applause] this is gonna be fun we have to take you somewhere now the police oh my you guys have got the dogs in cash in square safe I’m excited to spend my day in square city as one of the squarians I’m excited too just follow me what are we doing

Today cash my best friend I’m just taking you to an Adventure see okay now let me just uh who the hell is this guy all right get in get in okay all right guys where do we go now hello okay this you are okay back the [ __ ] away from me Why have you put me in jail guys what rule of square City have I broken well we kind of thought he would Eat You Alive yeah what Jesus let me give you a hug what the [ __ ] is happening Jesus Christ mate this is you’re weird get on the toilet

I just want to be the newest member of cash City please please guys I know I’m not like normal like all the other boys in square City but I really think that I could have a shot with you the cool kids everyone run get out of

Guys I saved the day I killed Eustis guys and now he’s never gonna come back now he’s in hell hell is where all Sinners go not Nico they are to go against the laws of God come on don’t be annoyed what the heck they blame the Bible not Tommy in it you

Know what I mean all right we’re going to school we’ll see you later Tommy oh okay I know guys I also need to learn guys please well there’s someone falling hey buddy Wilbur told me to throw a brick through your window Wilbur the police are usually indestructible in our videos oh

Okay well in that case I won’t kill him I didn’t even know you could kill those guys yeah I can kill anyone usually nobody ever dies oh well I’ve got I’ve got a reality for you buds we respawn oh yeah and then one day you just don’t what I don’t think

No guys guys guys I’m here to hack enjoy Squad this guy sounded depressing I’m not depressing I’m not sad hey Josh How does she bang you out mate mate what the [ __ ] no why now that weird guy is gone oh thank goodness we can finally go to class I don’t think it’s been 15 minutes no you can’t be the team sit down sit down here you gotta sit down Mia

Zoe you’re not the teacher we need to wait for our teacher to come in hello everybody I am your teacher today how are we here uh Mia What is on the schedule I mean hello kids get it hello this guy’s kind of weird hey kid can you just come outside with me for a moment one second class have you ever [ __ ] talk to me like that again in front of the class I

[ __ ] slush your throat you hear me oh my gosh yeah you hear me yeah yeah I’m not kidding around do I look like someone the kids I missed a Simon’s [ __ ] I’m gonna tell my mom yeah yeah yeah you will you will now schedule on home again

Get out of here uh where’s the kid running away what what what’s wrong with the lunch lady what am I gonna eat now I mean oh it’s me Mr Simons what is one plus one there’s a minor oh hello I submit you teach the class minor Spider can I have a cookie Tommy and it stinks wanna just come with me for a moment mine I just need to have a word Uh Miner hand me the gun Good good I’m good I didn’t know that I didn’t know that Tommy spoke minor all right guys no more match today we’re going to do a side lesson does anyone know where the square City shooting range is what what all right well in that case we’ll make

One Tommy and it’s gonna teach you how how to stay strapped I’m sure I’m doing nothing wrong always put your seatbelt on yeah yeah get that belt on now guys minor Miner is the star our student of the day yes if you want to be like minor you’re

Gonna need to become the star student yourself now who would like to go first me me all right Nico up you come this is the target this tree and you’re gonna shoot it using the Hunter’s handgun like like so it’s a handgun Nico it’s a handgun no

It’s a real gun with consequences now Nico aim for the tree That What one of them are here where are they Nico cash Zoe Mia I’m flying I can show you the world I You see kids I’m coming down now oh okay well yes now you mustn’t mess with my Godly Powers now Nico I’m gonna need you to give me back the Hunter’s handgun oh okay sir thank you thank you not Nico does anyone know where mine has gone in

That case today’s lesson I’m gonna teach you how to build a grave no he’s gonna respond times when no sometimes you don’t respawn and that’s okay because it makes us appreciate yeah it is it definitely is not respawning allows us to appreciate every moment in life because if we did respawn nothing will

Be special you’re gonna need to take this pick and you’re gonna go go buy me some of that stone get me four or five blocks of stone that we’re gonna use you’re gonna right click this you’re gonna right click this and you’re gonna grab me yourself No idiot idiot give me the Cobble idiots which needs to stop acting like one then Don come with me you’re my new you’re my new buddy Don I’ve I [ __ ] love you this is awesome oh don’t don’t put me down this is a lovely tribute to minor I’m gonna build another little

Another little gravestone out here now this guy’s this is how we celebrate those that were once living right rest in peace Miner always fun yeah put a cookie on there let’s all say we love we love you minor don’t worry I’m um Don is dead guys what is it you have to do today let me join you let me join you on your adventure something like this what resting Really talented learning cash well done what an eventful day it’s been me and Mia just hang back and chat with me uh do I have to you wait in the movie yeah we’re coming so what do you think of this Nico guy do you not want to talk to me what the

Hell I’m as much of the gang as you are right maybe it’s because you’re saying bad words okay okay I’m not bad I’m the goodie I’m the goodie of casualty now premiering attack of the creepers It’s not funny which one of the moderators did that are you kidding me hey man what you doing in my movie theater bro did you play God you’re a llama did you put that on Clyde uh yeah man it’s premiering today seriously I don’t even know how you pull

That into the game yeah good good boy good boy who are you talking to like that I guess our trip to the cinema was cut short due to an explosion sorry dog I’m sorry dog stop oh my God I’m so um glad I was just a witness man I had

Nothing to do with this I’m getting out of it no way mate I’m [ __ ] nuts but there’s an intense amount of balls going on in this video right now I don’t like it where should we go now gang leader cash I was thinking we do something a little mischievous oh Zippy’s opening what

Could that be property I have this brush and I wanted to go paint some stuff graffiti oh my God yeah just like but something very silly sure yeah sure sure let’s do it look around here oh whoa hi guys look what I did hey man

That ain’t no thumb yeah it is what is it I don’t know what it is it’s a rocket ship man why are you drawing that on my on my movie theater because I love rocket load Clive I love rocket so much because the FDA is going to shut it down

I mean it strikes again let’s go somewhere else where should we go cash okay I say we go to the gym because we all gotta get a workout in sure yeah yeah sure pun what I’m going with it hey bro we were just heading to the gym the

Skinny guy wants to work out though hey I’m not skinny I’m average you have Lord hanging off of you I don’t know was I even mean you’re a chump I’m not Jay don’t call me a chump bull oh wow start punching the bag okay oh man oh yeah I’m giving it my freaking

All these girls over here have better form than you it really do they really really do out of there come on zombie you made it sad yeah you did that Zoe Zoe doing bad things can make people feel emotions and you’ve made that block sad Zoe and now

You have to live with that for the rest of your life if you weren’t on this planet Zoe wouldn’t be sad the acts of service don’t always yes Nico really good oh let me get a sniff in your face yeah just come in this room

Mia now in in I need to speak to you you’re the only one that’s laughed at some of my jokes I gotta get out of here Mia the people here are inside the people here they completely insane me what is this guys hey are you threatening Mia yeah another

Tummy in it here we are going to the mushroom Village I kind of need some potions made you have a club in square City you have you have like Revenge it’s called the club Square okay what are you doing Club Square we dance and we listen

To music what is that like a freaking Cat dealer in club Square My friend we’re going to the mushroom Village Shady you gotta get back down to our level here incredibly ungrounded guys we gotta go he’s a monster he’s a freak of nature we need to get scientists to experiment on him and how he’s done this well we can talk to Frank

He makes potions for us yeah let’s talk to Frank and see if I’ll experiment on Shady for the good of the human race oh I see it oh wow okay let’s hear Frank’s home okay who’s Frank he’s he’s a he’s a mushroom what is this

Frank can you let us in crank oh I’m cooking something just hey come on in who who is this God is oh dude you’ll fly I like you you I’ve never gotten a compliment before ever you cooking in Axolotl yeah these things are tasty that’s [ __ ] up Frank that is wrong

They brought another one for you Zoey that is disgusting that way other people have feelings Zoe did you not learn that from earlier Zoe sometimes Zoe people say a thing but they mean another thing I’m not lying no Zoe it’s called nothing’s strong enough to tell the truth

Sir do I need a what a grappling squawk yes here you go grappling Squad oh Jesus help me I’m so sorry no more hanging yourself in the tree all right I don’t need it oh I’m getting out of here oh gosh what why do I have a rocket

I don’t know Zoe we’re not going outside of the earth guys it’s dangerous we can go outside [Applause] how much is happening no well he’s gone ah I think we need to make a grave for him first let’s do it guys he’s still going up rest in peace Tommy and it were

Very sad if only I could have had a little bit more time to talk to him I’m just right now where am I oops Mia no by here Mia I know you know how to get out of here just tell me you know how to escape me or I heard you giggle

At some of the jokes please Leah please tell me I’m just the giggly person I know that bed war is cool Mia turned around saved wait what it’s so dark okay I’m placing the rocket launch pads all right you guys take your own Rockets I’m going on this one guys I’m going there’s no one here there’s just me and my thoughts Wait where are you guys I’m right here oh you can take off your armor guys um we have hacks on oh okay I appreciate your honestly I just wanted to fit in with the gang but now all I want more is to go back to square City with you guys

Well we can take you back I love that I love that mellow Shady you have to die wait but I thought I thought there was no death on Square City usually there’s not but this is the only way back I have to I have to jump down we’ll try and MLG you okay [Applause] teach me how to get out of here Mia I think I know a guy you do who I’ll tell you what squid City goodbye thank God that’s over where am I where am I what ever since you taught us about death I’ve been using it a lot more in my day-to-day life

What elaborate if I don’t like somebody at the grocery store then boom I kill them I’ve made a huge mistake now we’re back into question what’s here you need to talk to the chocolatier does anyone know where the chocolatier is he’s that way yeah he’s that way okay guys come with

Me come with me guys we gotta we gotta find him for Tommy’s special secret quest to escape forever and never ever ever come back yeah Zoe another adventure but this one has a has an ending I love Square City I know it’s so great do you guys ever leave here no no

Not usually does that not drive you crazy all I need is my Mojo Dojo Casa house and I’m chilling is he bothering you Tommy is he bothering you remember this rhyme sing it with me um um death maybe vital but it is not nice don’t kill

All right now I’m gonna go with the chocolate deer you can help me escape Square City I can get beyond the walls teach me yeah but I hate everyone is that really how I go I kill everyone kill everyone okay and then and then what burglar might kill everyone and

Then bug a lot okay I’ll do it I’ll do it quietly though I did something bad in a Walmart I don’t want this thing anymore guys chocolatier told me we’re gonna play a game of Among Us Among Us in real life challenge but in this game when you die don’t press the

Respawn button we have to stay in this building here do you understand yeah the hospital this is the emergency meeting area when someone dies or you find a body you come here I’m ready okay Zoey come with me emergency meeting guys what happened I think I heard Zoe die oh wait really

Where was that I think I had a final scream so she realized the imminent approach of death was much sooner than she expected foreign I don’t want to say anything but I think Mia might be the killer what on Earth how could it be me come over here I saw

Her going in with Zoe oh yeah and she was right here with Zoe and then I heard Zoe die so let’s vote Mia out one okay let’s do it let’s do it uh so I’m not gonna play anymore democracy is fair Mia you have to play via the voting system

But you guys are gonna vote me No we’re not don’t don’t go against democracy Mia elections can’t be rigged throw your vote Mia Mia throw your vote holds down to Tommy and I I Mia this never was a game of Among Us wait he wasn’t the Imposter there was no imposter me or I was just killing they’re all gone now you uh I’m gonna get out of this land I can bring you with me Mia you can have a

Life if you want to come with me guys I’m ready for Among Us escaped You missed terrible aim shut up man Now everyone’s dead chocolate to you I did it I killed everyone where do I go now oh oh oh I mean a plane out of there put me in one of them that’s just PJ’s double-seater thank you chocolatier goodbye Square City yes Escape yes yes he has chocolate I’ll

Miss you minor you understood me you were the only one you saw my language the Hills