i speedrun hardcore minecraft

We should really try to speedrun this next one all right this has got to be fast like no more freaking around with houses this is getting serious you know how it’s going to get serious it gets serious it gets serious when it’s hardcore pp penetration that’s how you know it’s serious

Ice there’s a polar bear on it there must be an accurate representation of like the north pole with global warming just this little patch of ice in a polar bear this has got to be part of every speedrunners time i’m sure looking at a polar bear we had to set a

World record for fastest time to find a polar bear right well then it is a world record minecraft run all right speed runners don’t build houses they just do that and we make some stickies then we make a that we make of that and we make it that then we slowly swim away

All right we’re gonna we’re gonna freaking dig here this is our digging spot actually why would i dig in sand it’s [ __ ] stupid as hell oh you can’t get me right careful careful careful yep careful what’s his name all right where’s the [ __ ] diamond i’m gonna head towards this lava sound

Look at that i could hear that diamond i could hear it just calling my name poof over here that’s exactly why i came here dude we are actually speedrunning this just so you know the dream is not over oh you know i could hear it over here too

It was like yo poof we here and i was like okay say no more this is a straight eight piece this is at 11 and all of them were on the floor meaning they’re all below 11. is that just unusual or is diamond level lower than i thought

All right we need to we need to face our fears with these creepy deepies can they not get here they can’t can they that actually worked out favorably that worked out pretty good [Laughter] if i really wanted to speed run this i could freaking use this water

And lava to make a portal right here right isn’t that how they do it like i don’t know how they do it man all right we’re gonna try this so we need to take water so we go like something like that and if we take a lava and put it there

I don’t think i supposed to do it in that order the world’s slowest speed ran portal oh no that’s not what i was supposed to do was it no actually oh [ __ ] has to be two three doesn’t it there our special portal all right let’s try it again let’s try

To get in the chart again we have to do with this technique 20 minutes later i think i got it this time this this one will work yeah you’re right that one doesn’t work it’s all right it’s the only one we need here we go we’re in the nether in record

Time and we get a [ __ ] shitty ass nether spawn for the bazillion time can i not just come into the nether at a normal [ __ ] spot no why i’m always in this goddamn [ __ ] it’s the worst biome to possibly spawn and i’m i’m i’m pretty convinced of that

Well that was a good [ __ ] parkour i already want to get out of here look it’s on my portal he sees me if this [ __ ] hits me oh no no no no no no no no no no get away get away get away luckily they’re [ __ ] huge they they delayed they delayed came

What do speedrunners do when they spawn into the nether like this do they just quit well we have to so one thing i learned from the speedrunners we just got to find a lava pool somewhere and then build a new portal there i’ll beat the nether dragon in about another five

Minutes oh what’s this thing spooky is what it is i’m not going there look at all their polar bears and they say these things are going extinct i don’t think so oh [ __ ] titties titties why do i still hear him ouch i’ve been thrown out i’m getting thrown at

Can be a pretty boring spot to spawn if you’re a freaking zombie too oh swamps usually have lava pools don’t they run you fat cow oh look at that up there that i think that’s gonna be a lava pool oh god damn it it’s just a little lava stream again nah

All right what’s our speed run at i think we’re i think it’s only been like five minutes right all right world record pace i’ll keep it up oh oh look it i’m a super genius i know i almost just walked right into that by the way yeah i’m speedrunning the [ __ ]

Out of this i don’t think you’ve ever seen anyone build a portal this fast some people do it in seconds i do it at least or at most five minutes all right let’s go please don’t be a basalt biome are you kidding me why dude [ __ ] this game man this game’s just [ __ ]

And it’s not like i didn’t go far enough to get a new spawn i did but we’re still in the damn this hardcore parkour we’re gonna get risky since i feel like we have not much to lose even though we had a great freaking start with diamonds and everything

I’m just getting [ __ ] by these wow i’m actually not gonna die out of that kind of shocked a little lava never hurt nobody that isn’t basalt over there but that’s over there about 60 blocks down and across the [ __ ] ocean of lava honestly i think he’s too big

I don’t know if i want to make them any smaller [ __ ] we’ve made it out of basalt but now we’re in whatever the [ __ ] this is and i don’t know how to get back hello hello sirs sirs i’m just going to leave you now i just want to find some rods

I need some rod in my life okay um off we go don’t let go of the shift key don’t let go of the shift key a terrible fortress why do they have a bunch of little kids running around here this is not the place for children

I have no idea where the [ __ ] this thing is i hear that and i want to get the [ __ ] out and they shoot through this probably not i don’t know what i just did i don’t know what i just did but it’s not good oh no i’m dead i’m dead i’m dead i’m

Dead i’m dead i’m dead i’m dead i’m dead i’m dead oh my god there was a slow but sure like realization of the situation i got in there at first i didn’t think it was bad and then it didn’t it was very bad it was very very bad i

Don’t know how i’m getting out of it do not fall in there do not that isn’t no no zone how do i kill these guys though i have no idea it’s like they’re in a [ __ ] you it’s like they’re in a big [ __ ] hole so they’re falling

That’s pretty nice i can [ __ ] with that if they come up here oh i i keep on forgetting i have a shield don’t i don’t forget you have a shield i did i don’t like this i don’t like this one bit i don’t know why i’m getting this nether

Quartz i don’t think i need it for anything it does give me xp might be the last thing we mind wow these things are [ __ ] loud i don’t know what my oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] panic i panic i panicked i panic what is the best way to kill these

Blazes use an axe i don’t think i even have one oh i have sound alerts back on don’t i i forgot about that i’m thinking i’m getting blown up by a creeper and a damn nether fortress what are the odds of that one so if i go like this right

Nope nope that doesn’t work doesn’t work doesn’t work doesn’t work doesn’t work doesn’t work ow okay hold on maybe this works though maybe this works though maybe they’ll fall into this hole well you could at least give me your rod bro i ain’t taking you to dinner not to get your rod

Ow really they can shoot down like that give me your [ __ ] rods you [ __ ] what if i just put a bed in there and try to sleep in it ow ooh i got a rod i got a rod i got a rod i got a rod

I said ow and i didn’t even get hurt oh [ __ ] you what a little [ __ ] he ran away why is everyone saying sleep because they think i’m that gullible that i’m gonna try to sleep in the nether oh [ __ ] i’m almost dead no rod why are these guys being stingy with the

Rods i hate bread man they are stingy with those rods i can’t hit him very selectively oh we’re in trouble we’re in trouble we’re in trouble we’re in trouble we’re in trouble i’m stuck in the [ __ ] corner the [ __ ] So you