I Spent 100 Days in Minecraft’s Deadliest Server…

This is the friendliest server in Minecraft just kidding it’s actually the deadliest full of murder assassins thieves traps scams and evil clowns and for the next 100 days I’ll be hunted down stealing hearts and fighting to survive or lose them all and be banned from the server for good

With that lifesteal season five begins all right so we have exactly one hour until PVP is turned on which means I need to find armor weapons and a team fast or I am so gonna die hey he just stole my crafting table returns and there it was my first and

You wouldn’t hurt a guy in glasses would you yeah I literally can’t hurt you but I’m getting out of here you can’t escape I I fell off the mountain so he did actually get away this is uh this isn’t the Andrew Dunes I will come back for this crafting table this isn’t

The last you’ve seen of me you sure buddy sure but despite losing my most prized possession I did find my very first teammate what the heck why did it just kick me hi Jaren I tried to type to you but nice as well wait message me again hi whoa wait you

Got kicked wait what that’s right I have a superpower and no idea how to use it but before we could find out someone else found us oh I see a name tag oh it’s Wookie hi Woogie he seems friendly defend the crafting table Ernest do not stop

Me I don’t mean to the Ravine oh he’s circling back there man they’re mad I’m going high right on him there’s nothing we can do sadly he was right because PVP was still disabled and our enemies were already teaming up against us so there was only one thing that we could do what

If we summoned a warden on them okay we need to get him to go down more just him so soon okay they’re down there instead of something important stuff there’s another Shrieker over here we could use okay give us your biggest Roar Ramsay I can’t even this might have been a bad

Idea ah there’s Ramsay he’s a stone sword I don’t think he’s much of a threat I see Woogie in redoons they’re together they see me did you lead it to him oh he’s not too risky I can try come here big guy this way this way don’t

Roar at me so we could burn them oh I can’t see Jared this is a terrible idea let’s just get some stuff oh I summoned another one oh God I think they’re summing them on you Brandy I think they’re turning the tables against us I can’t Sprint anymore

I’m out of Sprint I’m digging a tunnel Wiggy Brandy’s just so many a bunch here I’m like right here I’m coming to you oh God you selling another one dude there’s a warden coming over to me what is doing bro I’m just running around selling warnings now should we get out of here

Um no we’re doing great I’m going back to my ideal I can’t see anything something oh my God might die I am in such a bad place you were a good friend Brandy that was day one who steals a crafting table who does that but even worse I was

Now one heart closer to being banned and my teammate was right behind me yep I’m out but it wasn’t just a crafting table redoons took for me it was my vulnerability what did I do to deserve this I didn’t steal any crafting tables so I vowed to make him suffer like I had

To take something from him he could never replace and in turn becoming the greatest Thief lifesteal has ever seen what about the ethics of this though what if what if it’s someone else’s no ethics we’re thieves now okay Brandy we’re thieves now but first we really

Need to get some gear so on day two we went to the nether I’m trying to find a hogland that we can kill safely that is an oxymoron on day three we found diamonds wow we are really doing well Brandy whoa and on day four this world got a whole lot deadlier

That’s it Ramsay PVP is on we’re not even geared yet but a lack of supplies was the least of our worries so what’s our game plan if we find someone like are we smooth talking are we taking a fight with our Stone axes because the most dangerous part of lifesteal is who

You choose to trust what’s up hello hi Mr Q what are you guys up to well we’re just kind of like puppy guarding spawn right now because people who don’t set their spawn points they just respawn and we just go chase them down oh that’s cool but nothing brings people together

Like a superhero hey are you unlike vanilla Minecraft I’m on vanilla yeah Brandy message him oh what did it work yeah that’s genius it looks an incredible power but I still didn’t know how to use this to my advantage or better yet against redoons until you don’t be so

Smart if they were right about to kill the Ender Dragon we kick everybody and then like take the drive the Dragonite see radunes has an unhealthy obsession with the dragon egg and every season he Hoards it all to himself doing well I don’t even want to know what he does to

That poor egg so everyone on the server was racing to get it first and if I could keep red disconnected someone else can claim his egg and he would finally know the pain of losing your most prized possession but we didn’t have time to waste I spy they’re in the Fortress oh

So we met up with our new allies to finish gearing up and to finally teach redunes a lesson he’d never forget oh you guys are so oh oh why am I getting chat validation oh my gosh our plan had worked perfectly unfortunately what we didn’t know was

Redoons had been recruiting one of the strongest teams on the server who not only gave him the egg but were now undoubtedly out to kill us should we uh evacuate probably a good idea so on day seven we decided to build a base to keep

Us safe we made like like a giant like Castle walk on day eight I felt the warm embrace of love Clown found me guys Clown’s here oh God then on day nine I realized something hi Ash I feel like no one sees me as a threat they just walk right past me it’s kind of disrespectful so I need I need a way to prove my strength to strike fear in the hearts of my enemies to make them Rule the Day do you think I could take spectacle

I’d love to see it Go Brandy go come on spectacle don’t run for me well this was it a fight to the death my one chance to show not only have they incredibly underestimated my ability but that I’m not the pathetic coward This Server thinks that I am not good I tried

Oh he’s so much better than he used to be uh okay fine I’m a pathetic coward who runs away from fights but I wasn’t about to let the likes of spectacle get the best of me okay full transparency I didn’t actually mean to kill him but I was back to 10 hearts well

Was because it turned out spectacle found some backup of his own all right bronzy is practical as you can see you’re currently surrounded it’s not a threat it’s just a perception check I don’t feel this is a very fair fight he’s got armor I got you I got you ready

So with Nowhere to Run I’d have to fight my way out in one Final Duel to the death but this time no one would save me this time it was all up to me or not I was evening the odds I thought okay well you’re evening the odds but I

Wasn’t done with him yet should I dance one I needed to kill him myself to prove to the entire server that uh well that’s embarrassing I lost everything my gear my respect and worst of all two of my hearts but even in the darkest of times you can still mooch off

Your teammates oh hello do you need stuff I need a comforting hug that would be great that would make me feel a little bit better and with my newest teammate at my side we decided the only way to stay safe was to stay together so on day

16 we made some safety whistles on day 18 we elected a team leader oh 4C look I have op and on day 20 we discovered the best way to avoid getting murdered is a getaway car there’s a there’s a camel wait oh my god oh there’s the other one hold on hold on

We can make this jump I’m pretty sure I I don’t think think we can we did not make the jump mate mate with one another stand up and do the business look at this little Humper that looks so cute oh my gosh so with my new chauffeur and a murderous

Beast between my legs for the first time since day one I felt safe but I should have known on This Server there’s no such thing yeah who’s at the Village Lanes Village yeah Plains Village oh my jumper and raccoons Village yeah where where are you yeah they’re going on top

Of the mountain towards the Mesa and we are uh oh God for us they’re coming for us go faster faster good luck guys behind you guys we’re coming we’re bringing them to you guys they’re coming oh what if it’s got a horse he’s got a horse No ah so uh the camel don’t hit the camel don’t uh the camel’s dead yeah I’m like I’m like out of here though oh dude they’re they’re in the planes now they’re all Chasing You by the way I just they’re behind us I got a boat get in the boat get in the

Boat get out of the boat oh just go just go we don’t have time I can’t run anymore I’m just gonna take it I can’t do anything oh seven Hearts left and Something Told Me team Camelot wasn’t done with me yet dude I think they’re trying to bait me

Out of Spawn with bread what I have plenty of bread don’t follow moons because despite getting my items back my arch nemesis was still taunting me hi redoons I read I still want my crafting table I won’t stop until I get it I’m gonna be honest advancing I’m building a

House out of all the crafted tables on Stolen it was worse than I thought because it wasn’t just my crafting table he was after it was the entire servers and with a whole team protecting him in that precious egg there was only one person I could turn to hello hello clown

It’s crazy I’m thinking about like trapping you but I could create you out whenever I want like trapping you wouldn’t be worth it no no it’s okay no that’s okay we’ll keep it in the sheath for now come on let’s go into this little little hole over here make sure

To close the door behind you you have a record player I can set the mood I got a music disc um you know what I could uh definitely get one all right here we go ready yeah all right Ramsay Let’s uh I’m sorry what what is this I thought it matched

The five I’m sorry this is not even music this is just ominous sounds all right right enough all right frenzy comes down to this all right you have been slighted by melee Woogie yeah I feel like that was the most stupidest one I think you deserve some justice

Yeah I do for the right price I will get you at Justice oh I like that a lot it’ll it’ll cost you though what does it cost I’ll say for you brands if you can scrounge up 20 diamonds ah we’ll kill Woogie for you oh I can do

That but Vengeance wasn’t the only thing he was selling so how about this I get you one of these protection four I’m breaking three mending diamond armor sets and you pay me a heart in return oh I’m just saying brandsy I think the maxed out diamond armor is going to

Protect you better than that extra hard is but with only seven Hearts left there was no way that I could I think you’re absolutely correct what he’d kill me if I refused anyways there you go wow you really trust me a lot don’t you I feel

Like I never have a choice but I had a deal to make of my own I have a question for you now produnes never killed me but he stole something of Great Value from me and I want to take care of him myself so if while killing Woogie you happen to

Find where he may be hiding I would double the diamond cost just for the information all right You’ve Got A Deal yes sir so with one successful deal with the devil I love you and six hearts to my name I spent the next few days getting my blood Money

And building a secret base but with no idea how many days or even months woogie’s hit could take I logged off to finally get some rest you’ve got to be kidding me as you heard uh Woogie has been killed it was all horrible he cried but also I got you

Something pretty nice as well let me just uh at his very own base I’m flabbergasted I’m impressed on a day’s work and now that I knew where red was hiding I could finally steal his most prized possession but he wouldn’t give it up easily so it

Never hurts to have a team of Assassins on your side I hear you uh have wanted to apply to our open position as an administrator that’s me I I I sent in my resume earlier this week I hope you had time to review it um I certainly haven’t so tell me tell

Me about a few of your your strengths okay yeah strengths I can pretty much wander around and people look at me like a teddy bear okay now next question uh you walked into a room and you have seen me consuming babies just just straight up eating them eight infants what do you

Do ask if you’d like a glass of milk to wash it down did you just come walking Straight Out of Hell or oh you’re hired okay everybody yes oh here’s the thing sit back down sorry you will be our secret member okay yeah no I’m good with that

You guys are very strong I love being around strong uh capable men it makes me feel safe and secure like a warm hug in the night at some point while you’re sleeping I will probably come by and give you a warm hug when you least expect it

Oh there’s perks to the job right yeah so with a new job and a chronic case of insomnia I needed to find a way to prove my worth to my new secret team and the easiest way to do that was to become the president of lifesteal and it didn’t

Take long to find my opportunity God dang it yo Brandy yo hello are you a freedom lover we have one question for yeah I love freedom it’s my absolute favorite thing I’m really glad to hear that man you know we’re having a Fourth of July celebration and since you’re

American you’re not gonna die oh can we look Brandy craft as our leader I think that’d be like I think yeah it’s a good idea that’s not how democracy Works dude but I still needed to win the people’s vote so after a patriotic barbecue he’s got some charcoal going a national anthem

And reenacting the Boston Tea Party it was time to hear what my competition was offering um no taxes if you vote for me I won’t trap you in The Stone Shop all the money is straight out of my pocket if I’m elected wasn’t that the same thing Trump said I feel

Like you’re very similar it’s like the same speech I won’t kill you with my TNT cards because I’m really good at TNT carding I just want your feelings this is America but I couldn’t compete with tax breaks or second amendment rights all I could do was speak from the heart all right

What do you look at me you may see a weak and feeble creature on this server but I like to think that what I lack in skill I make up for in heart and this server has my heart my whole heart entirely and totally and I feel like

What we need in this moment in this season is leadership that can take us not just not just to the other side of the Mesa not just the other side of the Lush biome but to a whole new level of lifesteal and as an old quote old man

With gray hair I possess all the wisdom to get us to that feat I appreciate your time I appreciate your support Long Live Life steal [Applause] you take questions oh yeah absolutely sorry let me just get back up here go ahead you’ve been out of the school

System for a little yeah so I will give you three diamonds right now if you can recite the entire Pledge of Allegiance I I feel like what we need is a new Pledge of Allegiance now I’d say I nailed it but it was up to the people to choose their new leader oh

Shoot okay all right this is interesting Leo look uh is it last place with only two votes now Ramsay had three votes so the winner is made pick let’s go over here congratulations and it turns out they were right so the only way to solve this dispute was

Another duel to the death so you guys are gonna start at the cake all right Brandy go to the cake turn around and each of you are gonna walk five blocks and then when you hear bacon waffles fireworks go off you turn around and duel three arrows each that’s it all

Right all right five steps on your commands all right ready all right one it all came down to this one final shot for the presidency all I had to do was not Miss oh I missed which I absolutely did after seeing this Scandal this is literally like equivalent to Watergate

So we tied and then we dueled and I lost friends you lost because he cheated I did it okay would you like to own America with me oh we can be friends like like vice president like co-president and co-president never that’s even better I don’t know why I

Went vice president yeah absolutely I want to be co-president with you I did it I had taken the throne well co-throne of the presidency like an s-tier Russian spy I even got to pick the new national anthem actually it’s yes indeed by Lil Baby okay oh yeah yes

It is also yeah yes indeed also you know the line and she held it down so she got a Mercedes Young Money Records the Army the Navy that really that really hit me in a presidential race but this was just the eye of the storm oh clowns here

To do what’s best for our country friends you gotta prove that you’re not co-conspiracy we’re having a fun party it’s fun and you’re invited I tried desperately to warn clown not to listen to them but it was no use would you like to meet clampers would like to meet the co-presidents yeah yeah

Where’s where’s clown where everyone’s right behind you God you sneak up on me all the time hi hi that means I’m good at being American that’s fair that’s a good point we should note that down you want to meet me or you do you just want

To meet friends nice to meet you here’s a firm handshake why are you holding rails firm handshake well because I didn’t punch some handshake oh that’s a very fun way hold on yeah I gotta give you my friend list oh oh ow yeah 10 minutes I was assassinated within 10

Minutes frenzy what is your first time oh absolutely it is time to go to war for not just ourselves but for that of all people in America don’t you run away from this fight but war was the least of my worries Brandy is not just the president because oh

Really uh presidents can’t remember their people this was terrible news because I still wanted my Red Dead Redemption but in doing so I would lose the title I had literally died for twice so how do I teach redunes a lesson without killing him and more importantly how would I

Live long enough to do it sacrifices have to be made for your country Ramsay I’ll give you the hardback well my only choice was to trust that the man who just murdered me was also a man of his word yeah that’s definitely a trap I’m gonna need some backup for this I’m here

Um hello I don’t how would you describe your PVP skills ah not the greatest I’d say good at all perfect that’s exactly what I wanted to hear and since mapic space was literally crawling with bloodthirsty Killers I see planets what does that mean planet is Lala

We had no choice but to develop a secret tactical engagement strategy this an undetectable cowards kit to survival consisting of three vital ingredients number one swift sneak sneaky yeah sneaky number two invis potions this thing is gonna grow from friction alone and number three a hand raised getaway

Stallion faster and more loved than any equine lifesteal has ever seen my horse I have half a horse well let’s go for another one but after a week of preparation on day 59 it was finally time to set off and find my I found an Olay wait what No way that’s so cool so with another member added to our team it was really finally time to find my heart this is so weird this is so weird okay all right follow the normal carrot we’re I’m going in here’s the carrot okay I see the carrots

All right I think we took so long preparing they all just left all right I can’t guarantee it’s not trapped so if you guys just just take a step back we could step back yeah yeah of course I’m so sorry if we die in this process okay there’s I see the chest Go oh we did it we should Escape no okay before they murdered us yeah yeah let’s not do that good job great operation oh my god listen I was a little Overkill maybe but we lived was it worth it absolutely I think it was very well worth it and after returning home and

Locking up my newest teammate put your child in the cage don’t guilt me about my parenting style I realized being back to five Hearts meant I was still half dead and honestly I wouldn’t even survive the walk to Red’s base so desperate times call for desperate measures wait is that a netherrite block

So on day 63 I went caving day 65 I found a pink sheep you have got to stop turning up in these videos but after nearly two whole weeks of mining oh there’s more I was stronger than ever it took me 13 days to craft one heart

Eh close enough so it was finally time to not only get my crafting table back but to traumatize redunes to a point that he will never steal from me again but to pull it off I would need to assemble the most evil and diabolical team lifesteal has ever seen foreign

I’m here I have appeared let me just grab the team leader to start this meeting where’s your bird there it is Hop on Welcome to the Kids Table can we do something about this zombie as well oh wow oh what up he’s had that parent since day one so

Here’s the deal I want redoons to suffer like I’ve suffered for the last I don’t really know what day it is probably like 77. uh 77 days what it read what did Red do he did something unforgivable on day one oh and kill your parrot no that is very forgivable

Redoons did something way worse he stole my crafting table Can be replaced crafting tables can the plan was simple first we swarm Red’s base with hundreds of crafting tables including a huge scale model which he’ll undoubtedly think is trapped what he doesn’t know is the real trap is all around him because this is no craft

Field this is a Minefield and once his grubby little habits get the best of him he explodes which eternally traumatizes him to never steal another crafting table again I’m in I’m in I’m done this this is beautiful yes oh let’s do it yes and step one was to locate Red’s secret

Hideout which thanks to my deal with clap I actually know where rodunes’s base is I feel stupid because I paid so much money for someone to find that out step two divide and conquer Mr Cube would design the traps mid would Farm the gun powder Jaren would handle Jaron

While for C and I get the team uniforms oh we didn’t drop it oh it did it did we got hit and step three invis potions lots and lots of invis potions remember if they can’t see us they can’t kill us probably so after a few days of prep and

Waiting for red and his team to log off it was finally time to put our plan into action there was just one small problem wait someone’s up there wait actually it’s planet planet hello hi what are you guys up to uh we are egging so it seemed every team on

The server was now uniting to steal radoon’s Egg and I wasn’t about to get in their way what are you guys doing here we were honestly you guys should too before we expose our plans we might need to build some trust here okay well we have we’re we’re against them if you

Guys are they jumped me the other day in a 3D one so I hate them just like look at that Lord what did he do wrong yeah look at me well planetlord also killed me once so it also killed me once too yeah but we got a common enemy here

Don’t we yeah okay we’re all here tonight can you guys let us know what you’re looking for yeah we might all right all right all right I’ll tell you we’re looking for crafting tables if you must know oh I know animals in here follow me guys okay so there’s already

One here oh there’s one I’ll be taking that that’s for sure Yeah look at would you look at this oh my gosh oh I think we’re gonna need this we’re definitely gonna need all of this that’s for sure one of these has to be mine I feel like one of these 21. jackpot down here oh my goodness since you guys were so

Helpful I’m just gonna I’m just gonna tell you now if you do happen to see a a little crafting table placed around here from this point on for your own safety don’t touch it why okay I need you to trust me don’t touch it okay thanks for your help boys it was

Really really helpful really appreciate you yeah anytime yeah hey follow us your crafting table allies oh that’s what I liked here so with a temporary Alliance Forge with my enemies I couldn’t trust we didn’t have time to waste so if we’re gonna do this we gotta go all out what

We’re gonna do is we’re gonna take the crafting tables that we just got then we’re gonna disperse them around but what’s just what is stopping them from going making a new crafting table well that’s wood so we clear all of the wood around their entire base and so then

They’ll have no wood in their chest no wood anywhere near them so they have to go for the crafting tables and so that’s that’s the plan it’s perfect so on day 92 we burn down the rainforest we’re just kids we don’t know any better day 93 we erased any

Trace of wood from their base oh it’s really wonderful it’s burning oh that’s great and on Day 94 we set our traps I I’m not I’m so scared I’m so scared I’m so scared right now okay well Cube said our traps everything was going perfectly

Until dude why do they want the egg so bad I see jumper oh no she’s moving towards the base all right do we need to run yep she’s she’s definitely heading right for the base right now she’s okay there’s a team here there’s a team of

People in armor I ran up to them in this guy lost jumper I lost jumper Subs is here Subs is here oh no what’s going on here people gonna fight each other oh this is like watching sharks in the water I’m worried Subs is walking over

To me I’ve got him I got a great angle on the two of them I don’t have jumper though yeah you guys as long as you guys have a good angle oh no these planets going for Subs is there a battle going on yeah there’s a fight it’s there’s a fight happening but

What they didn’t realize is they were fighting in the middle of an active Minefield and one broken block could set it off and ruin our entire plan the entire server is here why well it actually makes perfect sense see pangy posted this tweet faking that he had

Found the dragon egg to force one of Red’s goons AKA Subs to log on and double check revealing the egg’s location in the process unfortunately for Peggy Planet Lord just started attacking Subs instead but with Subs distracted running for his life our plan still had a chance should I just go run

Over there I’m doing it I’m doing it so we raced to finish the Trap as quickly as possible praying that redoons would log on before Subs came back unfortunately our luck had finally run out Subs is here Subs is here okay uh is Subs gonna blow up the

One of the crafting tables I don’t know I hope not wait wait where’d he go are you now underground I have zero idea he like crouched as soon as I saw him if he goes under he’ll find a trap oh is he inside the castle where do you last see

Him he’s under the crafting tables I think I think he’s checking for traps there he is I saw mine he’s like a little mole I see him there he is oh he left maybe he’s logging off to DM somebody redu I found the Trap sincerely it subs God dang it I was heartbroken

Because there was no way Subs wasn’t about to tell his entire team what he just found and just like that our plan was ruined so do we want to do we want to wait we call it today like yeah I’m gonna go back and do some more work yeah

Same same with me as well all right I’m gonna go see what he found but who was I kidding this plan was over before it even started because redunes didn’t care about some stupid crafting table he only cared about one thing the thing the entire server had been fighting over the

Thing they chat spammed lied and are still Tweeting about the thing a player like me could never get I don’t see any actual like tunnels or anything huh oh my god well that’s a Twist I’m okay okay okay okay you know what screw it screw that screw them I’m taking it

All I was ecstatic I had just stolen Red’s most prized possession he could literally never replace and I had to tell someone hello did someone join why is there something bad happening no I found the dragon egg what that’s dig into we’re hiding spot but oh my gosh gonna

Are you crazy but there was still one very important question left so what do we do with it what do we what do we do with this thing but that is for me to know and you to subscribe to find out because on lifesteal you never really

Know what’s gonna happen next but I still want to blow up our Dunes oh I see him I see him I see him oh I was told there’s a gift for me wait a minute they stole the crafting tables do I have a spare crafting table

I seem to have lost about 64. oh Yeah do you need one I can’t help but feel a bit impressed but also traumatized impressed and traumatized that’s what I like to hear