I Spent 100 Days in REAL PIRATE Minecraft

You like playing Minecraft this is your captain speaking and over the next 100 days I’ll be transforming Minecraft into the ultimate pirate simulator to sail massive ships and fight ruthless enemies with the help of my faithful crew to find the seven most powerful Treasures in the ocean or face

The depths of Davy Jones Locker so this mod pack is filled to the brim with two things excessive danger and Powerful Treasures but we’ll get to that in a bit because first things first we kind of need a chip so I grabbed my dinghy and set out to make a name for

Myself as the greatest pirate Minecraft has ever oh God they’ve got a freaking mushroom that is without doubt the worst pirate I have ever seen so maybe I wasn’t quite ready for the big leagues just yet but while grappling with the embarrassment of my defeat I realized I

Wasn’t the only predator in these Waters oh there’s another boat over there I wonder if there’s any good pirating to be oh God where did it go oh no it’s beneath me get me on this freaking boat right now ah it’s back no okay Sailors there’s no way that

We’re all gonna get out of this one alive so someone is gonna have to volunteer as a sacrifice thank you so much for your contribution to the Cross why is it flying what is happening I’m so sorry but there’s only one thing to do this symbol and we are sailing off look at

This observe observe a sailing while your friend is probably getting murdered oh god oh I just saw it happen on the bright side I think you and I are gonna be just fine except our ship is sort of sinking so on day one I decided my first

Task as Captain was to make her seaworthy so there’s a couple ways we can actually upgrade our ship like floaters to make it well float and engines to give it top speeds but the coolest upgrade of all besides a hostage and a grappling hook okay very dangerous but still cool was

To steal a bigger ship okay maybe not that one Ah that’s more like it okay Reggie you watch the boat and leave the piracy to me gentlemen my name is Captain brandsy bones and I’m here to commandeer your ship no Highway hello Captain what’s up hi what

Are you doing in the middle of the ocean I’m headed to my home my beautiful home as a matter of fact the unnamed Pirate Cove I should have named before we started in exchange for you not common during my boat I’ll show you where the magic beautiful Pirate Cove is and you

Can come there and I don’t know use it however you see fit now obviously I’m still gonna commandeer his boat but if there’s one thing I’ve learned from watching every pirates of the copyright of being back to back it’s that there’s nothing more piratey than a pirate cove

And if I could manage to steal it then I’d be one step closer to becoming the greatest pirate in Minecraft what do you say what say you I just I don’t like how he’s looking at me I’m sorry I don’t like how he’s looking at you either I’ll

Tell you the truth but I don’t know how to communicate with him he doesn’t speak any language I’ve ever heard before so we wait anchor and set sail and it didn’t take long to realize that not all treasure is silver and gold I’m not gonna lie I feel like you’ve over hyped

Is just a little bit well bar and Z the pirate we come upon the Pirates Cove It’s cool I guess no this place was incredible and it had it all shopping centers Captain’s Quarters taverns even a Hobo’s den and I knew I had to have it no it’s mine this this is your house come on in here you go but clearly this cat was gonna need some

Convincing to give up his throne if excuse me get out of my desk no sorry I’m so okay okay okay you know what he’s fine Phil this whole place with treasure and when I do we’ll see who the pirates look at as their King in the end I feel

Like perhaps by the time a scallywag like you can get that much treasure I’ll probably be ready for retirement anyways so who knows what’ll happen then and with that my campaign for pirate king was officially underway luckily I have a little secret that will guarantee my victory see there’s seven kinds of rare

Gems hidden in this world that Grant a unique effect and if I can collect all of them I would possess an unfair Advantage strong enough to make any Captain standing in my way beg for mercy you cheated pirate but to find all of them I’m gonna need two things faithful

Crew and a massive ship but stealing Tigers seems like a good start what can I say I’m a pirate of my word on day six I realize that no pirate ship is complete without cannons oh it’s sick on day seven I pillaged an entire city whoa and realized it was contaminated skyritz

Disgusting but while searching for my next Jewel something else found me oh there’s a tornado where my boat is so all I could do was Venture further into the jungle to find a safe place to hide a village and it turns out not even Pirates can outrun their problems

Forever this thing is like following me you know it was kind of a joke earlier but we might actually have a really big problem on our hands oh God it’s barreling towards us aha there’s a Temple hold on just quick pit stop gotta make a theft before we go up to the temple

Uh -huh well I guess a mysterious murder hole is as good as shelter as any I’m just gonna lower myself I think we’re fine Wow I decided to wait out the storm in the safety of the dungeons collecting treasure fighting monsters and getting an upgrade dude that’s a diamond captain’s hat now all those villagers are gonna be begging to join my crew breaking news been attacked by I’m sure they’re fine on day 14 I

Searched for survivors and you’re swimming with the piranha okay Ken on day 15. I found the treasure I was looking for hey I found a gem gives speed ah perfect I could use a little more runaway ability but there’s no better way to celebrate than with

Friends I have a snack for you oh I’m gonna name you Jack and hope that that’s not a copyright infringement come along Jack but now that I had my first mate it was time to start Gathering my crew and what better place to start than my enemies Chief

Have you got anything to eat no we’re on our own there’s something whoa Chase hello oh gentlemen well what do we have here Control your men sorry it wasn’t just the man it was me as well you Sailors out here seem to run into a little bit of engine trouble I’ll have you know that we’re not just Sailors we’re Naval ambassadors of the waters the ambassadors that can’t even move huh is

That is control your man sorry sorry I saw a Shark down there I swear to God Daryl I hate you so much oh you killed the men this is exactly what I wanted to speak to you gentlemen about obviously you two are men of great sailored abilities yes you two might benefit from

Joining the pirate side all you have to do give up your Navy ways that you’ve got here accept me as your captain and I will not blow your ship to bits huh and I don’t know sure let’s go over itchy I mean do you think we can coax

This guy into uh giving us at least Taco Tuesday fish Friday yes that’s bare minimum I haven’t had a good meal in months I’m starving oh we’ve got lots of food over here do you have fish sticks you have fish Friday we have lots of fish and sticks

That you know what that’s good enough for me I’m in yeah oh goodness there’s one more task that I will need you boys to uh partake in before we can officially call you Pirates I need you to kill your former crew Oh that’s it that’s it we gotta work on your guys’s management I mean fish sticks baby let’s go to the grub Hall Wait there’s only diamonds in here where’s the fish sticks welcome to the crew gentlemen oh that those are two stunning but I realized the worst place

For a crew with the history of mutiny to be is on your own chip well that Compass will lead you back to the secret Pirate Cove and if you’re enjoying this voyage and want to join the crew yourself do me a favor and click that subscribe button not into the ship

No please this crew needs all the help it can get okay go around the ship yes there you go there I’ll take a left now Straight Ahead straight ahead go take care they’re so dead and with two new faces in my Captain’s Log it was time to get

Back to work so on day 21 I attacked a helpless fisherman and regretted it day 22 I picked on someone my own size yard I’ll teach them and on day 23 I found the most beautiful ship on the seven seas oh my God it’s patches What about patches patches it’s been so long I haven’t seen you since go patches come with me please we’re on patches I remember himself sorry about that whole thing anyways patches I have great news ah I’m a captain now and I’m putting together a crew and even better news we’re gonna

Steal that ship but I never would have guessed what I’d find on board gentlemen uh hello oh man these are supposed to spawn with like a bunch of pillagers and stuff now I’ll never heroically swing on a rope during the heat of battle but my disappointment didn’t stop there

A sapphire I mean don’t get me wrong I’m freaking which means I also have no idea how data packs actually work on the bright side we are taking over this ship immediately I spent the next few days fixing up my new ship organizing my treasure and bringing my faithful crew on board come

On patches come on patches add a boy ah welcome aboard patches look at that don’t be such a downer on day 30 I decided to head back to pirate cove and store some treasure I’m gonna need a lot more freaking treasure so on day 31 I upgraded the

Cannons on my ship ah beautiful and returned to the high seas skyritz disgusting and I was quickly becoming the deadliest richest most hospitable pirate in the entire ocean all right climb aboard Oh my God where did he go and nothing was gonna stop me but it turns out a sailor’s Fortune can turn faster than the weather well patches it looks like another beautiful day on the high seas okay well we might have run into a small problem here everything’s fine every

Remain calm everything’s gonna be but I’m flying no don’t don’t let it take me let’s try to take me okay it’s fine patches steer the boat to safety oh it’s destroying that ship oh no there’s skeleton pirates hey it’s the villager oh God there’s the there’s a sea serpent too

That’s cool I have never thought that I would Battle Pirates in a tornado but it would be kind of nice if that faithful crew I had showed up right about now there’s a Crocodile to the right really he’s friendly oh my God yeah come on

There it is oh my God not where did my ship go oh my monkey is trying so hard to get over to me oh my gosh there’s so many sea serpents in here Oh I killed it I got the sea serpent and it’s Cyclone did everyone see that because I will not be doing it okay Oh there’s Jack I found him again Jack and the Sheep you guys just buddy up all right buddy assistant everybody pick a buddy pocket full of posies He popped my totem oh my God there’s a Canadian up here and you see his hitbox so I can see where I need to attack oh got him that’s right we’re all going down Jack you’re the most important good in the boat just stay safe Jack I’ll Never Let Go Jack

All right sorry that was a little bit dark villager Jack and I will come back for you okay oh God that’s a shark villager Just Don’t Panic All Right everything will be fine so there I was stranded in the ocean desperate to find my ship once again but

While I was busy searching for it something else found me oh my God that’s the biggest circuit I’ve ever seen it’s the Queen Mother she’s come back for Revenge I’m gonna need some backup for this oh my god let’s get him Damn don’t worry see Maids I will protect you oh there’s also sharks down here um [Applause] he’s right behind you oh my God mermaid watch yourself That was me hey we did it and after saving my life did I save you or did you save me I feel like no I’m sure we were the ones that saved you it seemed like The Bravery of these sea Beauties had no bounds do you

Even save Jack oh yeah I did um I’ll come back oh just just stay still okay you’re gonna be fine and sadly my little first mate would follow his Captain’s Order until his dying breath Oh no onesie oh no this is so sad are you sure he’s dead oh he is dead yeah he’s gone people he’s long gone so call it Vengeance or simply needing to progress this story but I knew exactly what we had to do next in the name of the monkey Jack that

You absolutely got killed I say we take this ocean Monument for ourselves to stick it to these ocean Scallywags no offense once and for all But Revenge wasn’t the only treasure hidden in these walls you got it you got the big guy step up here it fell down I have night vision so after pillaging the remaining Monument I got him I got him hey and stealing all their Treasures uh no hey I’m gonna

Hello you got a sore throat brandsley there was only one thing left to do I’ve been deceive of this Prince the other only thing well despite getting my monkey killed I really don’t know how to thank you for your bravery other than to offer you an opportunity

To join me and my crew as we take on the seven seas and steal all the treasure there could ever be foreign so with two more members added to my crew it was time to say goodbye to those I’d lost so long Captain Jack I’ll miss you so much oh parrot hey

That’s cool wait wait I have seeds I’m gonna name you jack anyways let’s go and with three more gems and a ship to find I didn’t have time to waste We’re not gonna go that way so on day 46 I stole another fishing boat hi fisherman uh I’m

Here to commandeer your ship yeah you know then on day 50 I had my traditional halfway party excuse me uh Paul is it yeah I was wondering if you’d maybe want to come to my halfway party oh I didn’t realize that you’d be so appalled All right but while recruiting victims for my new crew does everybody take a number and if you would like to become a pirate maybe take my number I found a treasure that I thought I’d lost for good patches are so good to see you dispatches get back over here I have a

Boat I have a plan and we’re gonna get everything back I’m gonna take that as you jumping for joy don’t hang out with Paul Paul Seemed that my old friend patches had found a new life and loved and what kind of Captain would I be if I was to rip him away from patches you’re coming with me immediately say goodbye to Paul so with my crew back intact it was time to

Set sail and I was becoming richer saltier skyritz disgusting and a more benevolent Captain than ever okay so here’s the deal you give me your ship and I won’t leave you stranded in the middle of the ocean but my leadership as Captain was about to be put to the ultimate test move away

From me you know no no this is this is my ship I was here first you you can no yeah you’re you’re backwards first of all Right you know what we can finally agree on something I think I can help settle this debate between you two it looks like one of you really needs an established Captain such as myself to help you uh deal with the other one all you have to do is swear fealty to me oh

I don’t swear fealty that’s that’s that’s sandiction’s territory I don’t want you to trick me into signing something no no no no no no there’s no trickery of foot at all it’s more like I you agree that I am the captain of your ship from this day

Forward and that we blow the other one to bits oh dude yes filty check mark box yes all right oh Brandy my ship’s better than his what makes yours better than his look mine’s actually going forward this is going backwards his is going towards your boat

He was attacking you and I I saved you I was coming towards you I saw someone a fine Maiden off in the seas and I thought oh I gotta go save this fella yeah if we all join this side then No One’s Gonna Lose here’s the thanksgift

All right all right calm down calm down look at our boats right okay now look at Brandy’s boat why do we need this guy oh I I don’t like where this is going at all I just don’t it’s a good idea for you two to team up

I mean who would be your Captain we’ll figure it out do either of you even know how to steer ship can either of you point me to the Helm of a ship yeah I’m gonna show you hell on a shift get off oh what the

Let me just swim all the way back over here and get my stuff you guys are a terrible crew all right gentlemen you’ve made yours I hope you don’t regret it enjoy the Pirates oh he’s moving wow good luck boys you will be Pirates what does he do

You’ll mess with Captain Brandy bones they think you could get away with it okay sand we’re going in okay yeah dude come on I’m gonna crash into him boom wait he’s shooting at us where is Skip ah not today you filthy pirate oh ow why

Do you have so much power and yet you will also fall under my Blunderbuss oh what happened oh no the sirens Sirens this Sirens you can help us kill these if I’m being honest I was picking what you were gonna do on day 61 yeah why were we fighting each other

You broke my ship and killed me okay that’s a good point he’s getting away oh no no no no no you killed me and stole my coal or this would have been quite a getaway yeah do we swim faster than you I’m coming oh shoot he’s got coal now

We take his stinky ship I’m sorry patches I’ll come back for you someday and just like that I had now stolen the ship and respect of my two newest crew members and that was without even a single drop of rum or at least that’s what I thought hey sand you want to see

What’s on the inside of a villager’s skull yeah what’s this guy’s name patches come with me please patches I circled back the following day to gather any survivors oh Jack Reclaim my treasures and went on a vengeful murderous Rampage you’re jumping off where are you going oh boys that’s what you get food for the fishes but after days of Senseless murder I realized I wasn’t the only one who needed closure Paul I’m so sorry the patches

Patches is dead also there’s a shark behind you no Paul Paul it’s not worth it Paul God get away from there ah Paul stay behind me Paul oh no Paul I I think I murdered Paul so just like Romeo and Juliet we had a double funeral you realize Patches he

Loved the sea and Paul but just as I was falling into that pit of despair and role play I realized that I accidentally stopped recording so here’s a reenactment whoa what the heck did you just drop a ruby wow what a shocking and equally inspiring development and remembering

Why I even started this challenge made me realize something patches what am I even doing I mean you wouldn’t want me sitting here strategically wasting days in a village hiding from sea serpents you were a pirate and I promise that I will continue to murder the innocent and

Steal their treasure in your memory so after gaining a new sense of self and understanding skyritz disgusting day 73 I finally remembered to turn on pirate speak a Cutlass a diamond a pickaxe stale a span of stale a hot should a stale Jewel of Life a grappling hook

Then on day 74 I found an exploit so I have a tiny confession to make see the cannonballs in this world are actually snowballs and although players can’t throw or harvest them I believe I’ve incidentally created an infinite cannon-firing death machine oh I’m so excited go snowball

Don’t ask me how but I did not see that coming but after weeks of searching on day 76 I found something blue something new and something I’d lost what is that oh that’s my ship I know that missing Rudder anywhere I’ve missed you so so

Much and I know you missed me too oh my gosh it feels like what was that patches patches you’re alive probably because you’ve never left the gym and that means yeah and Paul but I still had two Jewels left to find and who better to ask for

Help than my human meat Shield I mean political competition ah is that his boat a vast G Pirates uh well don’t oh don’t have asked oh there’s a that’s a giant creature quickly on board oh I pulled the fish out of the water welcome aboard Pirates I kinda need your help with a little plundering Expedition I think we do the welfare well first oh it’s a good idea sounds like a good warm-up little did they know this particular well had a secret oh pretty cool Pirates attack oh oh I am oh there’s a joke

And you guessed it where there’s monsters there’s treasure if only I’d brought a delicious snack to distract the Beast while I murdered it get him captain cat you got it I am the king of pirate oh wow he looks like he just ate you whole that was kind

Of scary Captain Meyer should we get in there should we give him a hand yeah suck it that’s right I really I really did weaken it a great deal for you oh my gosh an amethyst gem and there it was my sixth gem just as I had suspected mainly

Because I made the data pack unfortunately that wasn’t the only treasure that we found I got a horn to summon Captain Cornelius should I summon Cornelia do it yeah what could possibly go wrong she’s crazy she’s really kicking my butt this lady is messing me up I got oh gosh he hits hard

Oh my gosh she’s so tough somebody help me she’s down to half I’m coming back don’t worry she does fit hard oh she doesn’t play around [Applause] There’s another one on the ship oh no but if that Aqua wench and I mean that respectfully thought she could take over my ship she had another thing coming what she doesn’t realize is while she’s stolen our ship she’s also trapped herself in it the last thing she’s gonna

Expect is me to blow up my own ship yeah that’s true Pirates fire the cannons I’ll teach her oh it hurts to watch I don’t think she’s over there I don’t see her at all it has a big hole and despite my plan literally blowing up in

My face whose idea was it to blow up the ship hey that’s a good ship my we weren’t about to give up just yet these are my quarters not yours I’ll take you down keeps regenerating all her health okay now we’re giving up but while retreating

To the safety of the nearest Village I realized not only had I lost almost every gem I had but so long as this Captain Cornelia was still out there I would never truly be the greatest pirate Minecraft had ever known so I needed a plan and I found it in the least likely

Place look at him Paul that is that right there is true bravery it’s inspiring and you know what what we’re really gonna need in this moment is more bravery you two are going to lure the monster evil queen pirate in this ship and lure her away while I

Escape and save all the stuff I knew this would end this way but these players weren’t just cannon fodder this was my crew now and they deserved better than to be treated like meat Shields again so after saying our goodbyes so uh how about our our pay yeah man

It was all up to me to put this scuba hag again respectfully to rest so here’s the plan we’re gonna lure her off of this ship bring her to land and I’m gonna let the Golems handle the rest hello evil sea wench I see you oh she

Saw me too screw it you know what we’re not bringing her back to land we’re gonna do this right here from the plank position Iron Golem do your work okay I forgot to make carved pumpkins oh she’s in the ship oh she’s in the she

Is in the ship ah I gotta go it’s okay to land quickly but you don’t know nothing Cornelia you don’t know what’s about to happen to you okay that’s this is my chance this is my chance suck it Cornelia oh you want some of my army

They will defend me until the day I oh they are not great at not shooting themselves unfortunately for Cornelia I always have a plan B this trap could it be as simple as suffocation of course not and a plan C you’re invulnerable to Lava uh Plan D and

Okay this is just ridiculous all right then the only thing left to do is to pull out the big guns okay I bet patch is five bucks that this would work but there’s no deer in Minecraft so wait oh I did it all it took was literally knocked back two

But with my not so Immortal enemy vanquished to flamey Jones Locker on day 87 I retrieved the items I’d lost thank you oh please pick it up pick it all up pick it all up right now oh oh there’s gems day 90 I upgraded my ship’s defenses and patched a few small water

Leaks I mean it’s not perfect but it’ll have to do for now on day 91 I paid a visit to Pirate Cove um I think the closet’s kind of full and return some armor God I’m such a nice guy then on day 93 I set sail on one final Adventure skyritz

Disgusting to find one final gem whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa need like a good vantage point so I can see what’s going on in there ah just as I thought I’m completely out of entity range this place was not only massive but was filled to the brim with pillagers

Vindicators knights and punk rock so my ship is a thousand blocks out of Cannon range that way and there’s about 100 too many pillagers in there to take head-on so there’s only one way we’re gonna storm this castle and this is gonna require me to reach out to the most

Despicable most disgusting most unsavory pathetic nonsense piece of garbage I look like a pirate dude Oh my gosh you’re kind of a disgusting Skyrim but I mean you’re still handsome I’ll give you that look at you I called you here for a very important reason though you see that giant castle right there inside uh there’s about a hundred or so pillagers that’s more than a few

Yeah so I thought you know instead of head on We Go From Above in the from above yeah okay I like it I like it so we set off to get our supplies they call me the Reindeer Whisperer takes years of hard work oh well it took

Two seconds if we are now pirates on reindeer this is yeah this isn’t your ship this is my ship this is so cool right now now did you build this or did you steal it nah you’re I know what you did yeah you know you know uh I’m just gonna grab some

Gold and get the heck out of here oh my dude what that was huge oh my gosh I’m out I’m not staying anywhere near that ocean I don’t want to be a pirate I want to be a Scarlet yeah those are mean well um we got a special treat for you today

Brandy see back in the old Skyrim Nation um The Coming of Age ceremony is making your first ships you are a coming of age as a Skyrim okay we’re gonna start off classic like any good old Scarlet with a uh the the classic dirt dock this signifies the ancestors of

Anyways we’re just gonna build the ship up it looks like a little sale sailboat oh it’s so delightful yeah so with our Airship built it was time to take flight a vast yeah matey are you ready kids we need to do a cannons test yeah drop them on this that’s a great idea

Okay let’s go kill these Pirates dude I mean uh pillagers I see the Fort Myers this is our chance wait I gotta hold on I yeah I did the thing out okay there we go I forgot what button does the lower attack part two here we go You’re doing great oh they have no idea what how much ammunition do we have how much ammo do we have yeah are you sure I think sir oh gosh there’s bodies everywhere you’re doing great there’s more let’s go I shot one I shot one I feel so cool oh there’s so many

There’s oh my gosh there’s so many I shot one of our balloons on accident my bad that’s my bad oh my gosh there are bodies flying everywhere ah take them out friends oh they’re shooting ourselves I still got 50 oh my gosh yeah they can actually do that

Oh we’re doing great great work this is what it means to be a pirate this right here yeah actually Skyrim dude we’re actually skywards this is so cool nice that was a direct hit Captain Recreation we need to take out these blue guys they’re checking potions at us yes just

Mama dropped the bombs yeah don’t blow more dude yeah we got him we got them beautiful throw up another one for good measure our I have one spare balloon there we go I see the treasure where it at it’s in the actual uh Outpost right there the

Treasure chest okay okay can we use our grappling hooks that’s a good idea we’ll just lower ourselves this exactly I mean I can go for ourselves oh it’s getting so cool I’m securing the area we still got a couple loose oh we got a lot of blue skies on I see vindicators holy crap they’re coming through the walls which ones are the vindicators they’re the ones with the Kilts where are they at oh the kilters take out the Kilts oh

Yeah don’t let those things hit you off the edge oh that is my story I’m gonna tell the story of the bravest skyright that I ever knew launched off a building from a flying pixie well you know a true pirate they get the loot and they’re out you know Oh wait oh we’re right here I thought we were way far away wait we can still do this and that’s when it hit me this wasn’t just a pathetic and disgusting skyright no this guy right had heart and not the kind you keep burying a weird Treasure Chest I mean the heart that

Risks his life for his crew the heart that cuts down an enemy just for treasure the heart not of a skyrot but of a pirate so after recovering my Jewels oh hey you got your stuff you got your stuff you guys like all the stuff and bringing a

Reindeer to a pirate fight oh my God oh my gosh they are breeding like rabbits we conquered the Outpost as a United and murderous crew the only thing left is regular old zombies flies and horses and the reindeer so yeah it turns out that not all skirates are really that bad but we

Still had one final stop to make there she blows Pirate Cove wait tiger actually built this dude I actually feel like I’ve arrived at home you know like after a a long trip out as a skyrip plundering lands we spent the entire day together exploring the Cove have a glass

Of mead with your with your mates picking Rex bedroom it’s the last bedroom available and it’s all yours I I will gladly take it dude and answering the question can skyritz really fly They cannot but it turns out despite my entire crew Being Dead cast out or half fish they all taught me something more powerful than any Jewel could ever give me that I didn’t need ships or treasure or even an entire Pirate Cove to become Minecraft’s greatest pirate because the true power

Of any caption comes from the strength fearlessness and comedic timing did this become an after school special of the crew around them that’s got to be the best part I’ve ever seen but I still want the Pirate Cove okay dramatically answered my office please okay I’m here to dramatically enter

That was dramatic hello Cat captain cat Captain mayor can’t whatever you want to call me your king cat of the Pirates well that’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about I heard that you gathered all of the ancient gems mystical gems whatever they’re called I

Did took 100 days almost quite literally 100 full days yeah amazing exactly 100. a nice round number like that it’s almost like it’s planned so when you first came here we talked about treasure and you said you were gonna get some treasure can I see how much treasure you’ve gathered

Yeah yeah yeah absolutely Look at this and you’ll notice an entire second set all gems to give to the entire pirate crew well buddy so I’ve been thinking after our battle with Captain Cornelia yeah I’m thinking maybe it’s time I just take a little breather from the piracy game oh you know what I’m saying she

Really hit a number on you didn’t she so ah I think it’s time for me to retire you think I’m gonna go off find a place on the beach and relax for the rest of my days however I don’t have a retirement fund and you

Have a box full of stuff so maybe if I take this box full of stuff then you could be the new boss of the Pirates but becoming the pirate king means that I lose all my treasure I mean what else are you gonna need treasure for you already got the biggest house on

The sea okay okay but I have one condition fair enough what is your condition I get your hat what oh you have an eye patch that’s so piratey of I need the Hat okay there you go oh my gosh they look good oh don’t I don’t I look

Handsome wait you look amazing why do you still have a hat oh I had another hat it’s so it’s okay it’s don’t worry about it all right you look hands we look good together so you’re gonna need to every day you gotta feed and water the other little Pirates down here

When they show up definitely feed them water them uh change their litter right now and then you gotta trim the glowberries they grow like crazy defend the place with your life with my life yeah people are always trying to come take it make sure these ropes are always

Strong I’m starting to have a second thoughts no I just hey I just feel like if we could you’re the king now yeah have a great time Foreign