I Spent 100 Days in the Metaverse

The metaverse ever heard of it if not click off of this video right now run as far as you can as fast as you can and never click on this video ever again if you care about your life at all but if you have welcome here’s a refresher it’s a one-to-one

Replica of the real world all right and the idea is that everyone you know and love exists virtually and a headset like this that cost way too much money in fact it costs more than my dog spot cost a hundred dollars don’t do this father that was me i said that one metaverse

Day is apparently 30 minutes in real life time and i’m gonna be spending the next 100 metaverse days in this headset i’ve got everything i need to survive a mini fridge a coffee maker a bed a hologram of shrek it makes me feel safe at night and if i

Want i can even tap the headset like this and see my false reality my goal become the most famous person in the metaverse because that person right now is definitely mark zuckerberg not for long marky and as i took my last look at the real world there was only one

Question in my mind what if no one likes me yeah well that’s already true in real life so this is my reality for the next 100 days my time will be spent in game as the man i wish i was in the real world brian now i’m 6’4 confident and not lactose

Intolerant i have a beard in real life this is this is like i look like this he didn’t look like that i loaded into my first metaverse world and i was immediately baffled by what i was witnessing okay a group of like seven or eight people all cuddling each other

Except for one guy in a stormtrooper outfit yo is anybody here normal you never know if i’m going to survive 100 days here i need a friend i need a bff except my friend or friend whatever because i i’m the only normal person here trust me making friends here is so much easier

Than in real life look at that i just clicked the button play he’s our first his first friend in the metaverse call me brian brian okay come on brian now the weirdest thing you’ll see in this game 100 is there will be people that will just

Stand in front of mirrors and just stand in front of mirror all day long here there’s probably people come on clay was right there were 14 people just looking at themselves in the mirror in the metaverse who does that dude my arms look massive now we need to change your avatar to

Something more like clay didn’t want to say it so i will turns out my avatar is a direct clone of a real-life youtuber moist critical i didn’t realize it until now but i guess if i could recreate myself in real life apparently he’s exactly who i want to be

Which is mildly embarrassing mostly because it’s a real dude i mean you could be a storm trooper with me if you want Did you hear what i just heard you can be a stormtrooper i never thought i would hear those words in my adult life ever again i have a mission here i’m not gonna play around and act like i’m a storm I’m having so much fun i’m not gonna lie to you guys i i was having the time of my life but then the absolute unimaginable happened clay completely froze i think the uh helmet is uh restricting the blood to his head what did he just say are you actually okay

Oh clay he’s on the floor is he on the floor in real life i’m concerned this is actually a medical emergency at this point yep it was confirmed we lost clay the only nice person i found here so far i felt lost without him that was day five

On day seven i tried talking to people and got so scared This old man is harassing me being alone again made me feel like a facebook mom’s post when her husband leaves for a two-day work trip anyways on day nine i played mini golf by myself horribly by the way on day 11 i was gonna play some

Laser tag when i saw an invite from our best friend oh wow i just got an invite from clay Clay what’s up dude what’s up buddy long time no see it had been a full week in the metaverse without him clay and i caught up over a game of chess when he started petting his dog in real life and it just made me realize like this this is a real dude

Clay is real i’m sorry daisy Then we danced in the mirror clay called it shaky breaky on day 12 clay and i just played with some ducks i’m nervous to tell them about me trying to get famous and stuff and honestly i’m having fun so day 13 we had a blast at a

Military base then i went down a slide at mcdonald’s it was awesome and finally i had my first tough conversation with clay how tall are you in real life brian be honest with me i don’t care i just curious he’s asking about my height what are the odds he asks about the one

Thing i’m trying to hide do i lie do i lie to clay right now do i tell him the truth is he gonna like me if i’m five eight six four what looks explore i completely froze in that moment how do i not look 6’4 that’s all of you

5 10. i panicked and changed the subject and just came clean about me trying to get famous here you’ve come to the best possible person okay look at me amanda man mano imano stormtrooper the stormtrooper okay i have a way with words i have a gift to the silicon it’s just facts

You are thank you and i will campaign for you come here all right have you ever passionately hugged someone virtually that you will never ever see in real life it was a special moment for me i’ll be right back i gotta take out my my dog all right she’s gonna pee

And that’s when haley came up the stairs to bring me lunch hey whoa i can see what you’re seeing i know is this my burrito yeah oh thank you so much oh this is so trippy that’s a chipotle burrito uh we normally eat lunch together around this time but i actually

Have to go back to the metaverse and talk to my friend clay so all right well i’ll see you that’s brian to you okay brian i could hear the doubt in her voice but clay and i were on a mission he literally went up to countless people

Telling them i was the king of the metaverse that started the vader right there nodding in agreement and before long there were just random people saying this and he has a huge pain people seem to be responding well to me being the king here yeah brian i’m gonna add you since

You’re gonna be famous one day dude add me i’m i’m gonna i’m gonna be the king of the metaverse and just as clay and i were building momentum his headset started dying which means clay started dying my headset can’t die because i’m hardwired to my computer which means i’m

Trapped baby yay i can’t feel my hands oh no no right give me a hug before i go no i can see your butt cheeks inside inside of your body we got one final pose in our outfits before vlad broke the news clay is dead clay is dead ah that happened but he’s

Dead now oh it’s just so weird i feel like i’m actually in a video game myself stop watching me i am devastated but i i have to keep moving forward and i realize that i haven’t even taken care of my bot like my real life body in a solid eight hours

So i started doing that we almost thought of toilet paper so i picked myself up wiped myself hopefully i thought it’d be a good idea to get some exercise in on day 19 i just went to minecraft which that’s cool on day 20 i went to the

Movies watched my own video hated it and at this point i’m having second thoughts about all this i’m having second thoughts about who i even am while playing among us i am the imposter my name isn’t even brian children will believe anything see you suckers this is frankly becoming crazier

And more nauseating by the second hey siri call dominos now that i’m not lactose intolerant i ordered a four cheese pizza under the name yes it’s gonna be for brian This is a pretty depressing visual here i’m literally like trapping myself on purpose to this headset the cable was barely long enough for me to reach the pizza cheese pizza i think i was about to eat a slice when i saw this remove headset nice try i’m gonna get ready for bed

Which means metaverse nighttime routine first i brush my teeth then i turn off the lights as i experience existential dread and a deep regret of my life decisions then i try my best to clean decaying food off of my sleeping area i never do a very good job though and then i cry

Myself to sleep Yay Metaverse day 36 we have no friends online so whatsoever was your guys’s day today today i was having a deep talk over morning coffee with that guy i met vlad clay is dead yeah that guy and he asked me this question wait i have a question who’s your grandpa

How does he know what’s going on with my grandpa situation you guys know this by now but i’m trying to get dr phil to be my legal grandfather his agent agreed to let me ask him in person if i pass him in subscribers she didn’t think it would

Happen that was six months ago and we’ve been gaining on him and we are so close please help me finish this war i want a grandparent anyways on day 40 i got stuck in a maze on day 42 i watched a lunar eclipse from the moon day 44 i

Went to a lake day 46 got lost in the desert and on day 48 i went back to mcdonald’s it was clay and i’s favorite place to hang out but it was just sad and scary and full of cool ranch doritos what what’s up we made it halfway

I’m not having fun anymore i’m barely taking care of myself and i’m literally eating like there is no tomorrow i got mcdonald’s going out is overrated you have no idea mcdonald’s happy meal yay again the goal is to be the most famous person in the metaverse

But you know what i never did and the reason i was probably lame in high school i never threw a party i’m gonna throw the biggest party the metaverse has ever seen meta brian will be a household name but first i need some coffee feeling kind of

Fatigued right now for the past two days i’ve been on a strict diet of caffeine and cholesterol it’s only natural that i celebrate by throwing the sickest party of all time ready i’m throwing a crazy party tonight it’s private nobody was listening to me so i had to

Come up with some lies to seem cool skrillex is djing it’s at a private mansion and just like that i started getting friend requests left and right i was showing people how confident i am and that i really am good at partying it’s invite only i’m giving away one

Hundred thousand dollars yes my friend i will come i will come come with me franklin it worked i literally had more friends that i could even count so many people are coming to meta brian’s crazy metaverse party there was only one person missing but i couldn’t let that

Stop me from having a good time i can’t hear you it’s so loud in here yes my friend yes this is koi the boy might be the funniest dude i’ve ever met in my entire life Yeah you’re beautiful oh gosh hey whoa whoa whoa i’m married The party was over and i don’t care about the popularity thing anymore all i want to do is have a conversation with one person one person where are you clay we did it that was kind of the craziest party of the year i’m a pretty big deal in the metaverse

You would have gave koi the boy a run for his money shaky breaky that’s your thing clay i couldn’t even look at him anymore i promised myself this would be my last shaky breaky ever I tried to run away from my emotions but everywhere i look i see like an empty chair really that’s convenient at this point i’m ready to be done with this what a night [Applause] We did it That’s so itchy [Applause] Good night probably going to do one of those cool transitions Day 76 you are about to witness my final day in this headset like earth day on day 78 i went to a cartoon world that was actually pretty scary that’s when i heard someone coming up the stairs turns out my dad’s been trying to check on me for two days hey

A mess it’s not that bad you’ve literally been living over here yeah then i vented to my dad about clay so it’s honestly pretty sad and boring if you don’t have like a friend to do this with kind of like life huh yeah this is actually sad my dad loves to

Cook and he tried showing me his dinner last night can i be honest i have no idea what i’m looking at right now hamburger hamburger i said goodbye to my dad i gave him a hug and then he tripped on the pizza box i really enjoyed just sitting and

Talking with him it made me realize i take it for granted sometimes you know day 80 i went to mars day before i went to paris it was beautiful on day 87 i drove a race car then i crashed it day 90 i was somewhere i don’t even know it was pretty

Day 92 i went to the zoo and then we’re almost done it is super late i think it’s twiddling my thumbs right now in space i hate this yeah i don’t like i don’t i’m oh my gosh who is that hey Yeah pretty sure my acne is having a city council meeting on my forehead right now you know i’m not trying to be too serious here but i wanted to do this because i really feel like this is going to happen like i really feel like this is where we’re headed

And the only person i met that i actually like i don’t even know how to contact them i don’t even know how to i don’t even know how to ask clay to exist you’ve been watching this whole time what do you want me to say i was nourishing my body one last time

When the most unreal thing happened i got an invite from a clayvictor02 Clay What’s up buddy i caught clay up on the party and how this dude stole his shaky brakey thing and then we danced in the mirror at mcdonald’s and that’s when it hit me clay i have a crazy idea this is actually crazy what’s that clay could not believe his ears

And for this to work i finally got to take off my headset [Applause] is that him yo what’s up clay how’s it going bro buddy how are you doing good good to see you clay and i met up and got our favorite mcdonald’s orders we actually had a great time together turns out he is 5 10. he’s an old soul

And he’s lactose intolerant too maybe the metaverse won’t be so bad or maybe we just need to spend more time being ourselves