Did you know minecraft servers are extremely pay to win forget mining in minecraft you absolute idiot just buy your diamonds for like 10 bucks so i’ve loaded up 10 000 and i am going to play this completely normal minecraft server except there’s a bunch of random players On it you know you can kill pigs murder things they do give you like starter items that’s so generous of them but that’s all they give you everything else you kind of have to earn yourself what do i look like a peasant i have no interest in mining For my loot as you can see there is an in-game store i bought everything i could for 544 dollars what does 500 get you on a random minecraft server i now have uh the top rank on the server i have insanity armor i don’t even know what those enchantments are they’re Completely make believe i have incented the items what even i have fortune x pickaxe oh my god this is ultimate mining efficiency i’m literally just swimming in lava and i cannot die when you spend 550 so lava can’t kill you you might be saying laser beam you could just play creative mode On a single player server but the reason you spend money is so you can feel better than all the other players you can’t get that with normal creative mode i didn’t just buy insane upgrades i also bought a pet duck god made a mistake in the creation process right here oh there We go okay he’s back together it’s a miracle it’s a 10 duck uh so i also bought some minions look at him he’s a i’ve bought a little me that kills stuff for me he [ __ ] killed my duck alright hectic will this guy protect me from mobs defend me You don’t even have to fight anymore you can just spend the money the real question is with all this gear how easy is it to beat minecraft all right the dragon’s here somewhere uh my render distance apparently isn’t very good oh no sure oh i took a fireball of the face Doesn’t even hurt me just flying to all the pillars destroying them real quick fun part about this this server shares one dragon and it resets every 30 days so if i kill it no one else can kill him come on dragon land buddy and he’s dead that’s it ender dragon dead game beating Easy claps no worries i’ve beaten this server took me about 15 minutes 500 but server is beaten this is a gta server i have a gun i can’t use it though because you gotta buy vip so you can get loot crates uh and get weapons uh that’s very cool Oh i found the gun i can shoot look at that hell yeah i didn’t have to spend money for this one which means it probably sucks oh this guy’s shooting at me i’m firing but okay i’m dead yeah i guess my gun wasn’t powerful enough i Just got destroyed this is gonna be like when those kids are bullied in a movie and they go through a massive transformation montage We’re gonna skip the whole montage though cause i’m just paying it 400 bucks bam transformation complete i got seven million bucks and a goddamn minigun i can literally fly now i don’t see how they’re gonna kill me all right let’s head back to the streets and see If i can take some people out i’m using my jet pack just to fly on top of a building all this players out here i’m gonna try and snipe them okay i’ve missed my accuracy you can’t pay to win that apparently there’s no aimbot unfortunately bang oh [ __ ] this guy this guy is Hitting me yeah i just got [ __ ] sniped apparently uh i’ve still dog [ __ ] on this server kill him yeah i just i got snot i spent all this money and they could still just kill me i’m just clearly not spending my money in the right ways okay it’s all right we Can buy vehicles in this game uh there’s a damn tank tanks are only 375 000 let’s give this a try there’s one look at him right there Okay he just instantly killed me yeah what the [ __ ] we’re just not spending enough money clearly the amount of money i need to spend is drastically more than i thought all right i’m gonna buy a hydra it’s 1.2 million dollars we’ve upgraded to a fighter jet there’s a player right there shoot him I killed someone end myself but i still killed someone i literally sat my fighter jet on his head oh there’s a player there let’s hit him he’s trying to run that ain’t gonna work buddy yeah yes ha i knew there would be a certain amount Of money i could spend we just had to find the right amount this is some straight mother’s credit card behavior right now you can run but you cannot hide he has good armor on too and he’s dead you’re some [ __ ] ang all right i had fun uh you can only Bully people for so long you know like a few hours this server has recreated planet earth in minecraft this is the map of the server and if we come down to australia you can see there i am on the map you can own land in this server all Those boxes are where people own land so i want to assert my dominance 50 000 blocks is 25 it’s a million blocks for 732 australian dolls as you can see i have claimed a whole chunk of blocks damn that’s the only response all right let’s see what a million blocks get me How much of australia can i own here’s what it looks like this is a 700 square that’s more than every single other australian combined so i have an idea on how to leave a lasting mark on this server i just need to buy a million more blocks trust me This is worth the amount of money and time i’m putting into this i think i don’t know i have no idea this was all right i’ve claimed a whole chunk of land my beautiful creation every time they come across australia we’ll just see this okay this is the Owner of the server um i think he’s he looks like mario it’s okay i think he’s a fan time for stage two i need to spend twenty five hundred dollars i just gotta claim it here like this i gotta claim very specific land i started out writing [ __ ] just so kids can read it when they’re browsing the map then i thought it would be funny to write suey and then i wrote a giant help and then the owners teleported me and told me i have been trolled and i’m going on tiktok so i made him a deal he couldn’t Refuse and he admitted defeat since that was so sus i drew among us This guy noticed that i was making something sus since i knew he was watching i drew a giant deez in the hopes he’d read it ladies and gentlemen we got em these nuts i still had millions of blocks remaining with no ideas so i drew a giant dong it’s the Size of america and the uk then i did some self advertising to get subscribers then are the onus he said can you not draw big penis on the map and then he destroyed it like that is like communism or something right like uh so in response um yeah i kind of just Started writing the f word in every single country just [ __ ] everywhere man china is covered in it some of them are hard to read but they are there got a couple more here i have ruined the entire map of this server they put sub to laser on the server selection screen I forgive them i also wrote anime sucks next to japan i figured that would make some people mad well attack on titan is the best narrative piece of content i’m proud of my work here it was worth the many thousands of dollars i spent i’m just gonna leave this here and my Work here is done Video Information
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