I Survived 0 DAYS in RLCraft… You Won’t Believe What Happened!

The hardest Minecraft mod pack rlcraft where it takes forever to just get wood I tried this on stream a month ago and I just died and died and died over and over and over so today we are putting our hardcore gamer headbands on and taking on rlcraft and also seeing how

Many times I die okay this is the weirdest spawn of all time uh can I get inside of this Castle I don’t know what this is hey well we’re already geared up wait a second this is the luckiest spawn of all time we got oh you don’t meet the

Requirements oh God oh God how do you wait oh here we go oh no oh no we have to get levels and we have to level up this is so sad oh it’s right here oh Jesus Lord I’m freezing cold apparently wait what I can’t turn the oak wood into

Planks what kind of sick world is is this all right well that can be our home I guess I may freeze to death I may freeze to death just trying to get to land this is so sad we can pick up these little rocks too I think we can make

Stone from this and then eventually get a stone axe yeah cuz we already have sticks so that’s pretty cool I can also give me some food yeah yeah give me some food well this seems pretty chill so far actually there’s no monster trying to kill me there’s no strange

Mob it’s actually a pretty chill day I can kill these cows too pick up more of these rocks you see we can turn these rocks into Cobblestone then I need actually four more rocks and then we can make axe actually wait we can make an

Axe how do I make a crafting table with wood planks how am I supposed to get wooden planks oh Jesus I feel like there was a time where I remembered how to do what is that I feel like there was a time in my life where I remembered how

To make wooden planks in this but I don’t anymore you know if we come across a crafting table though hey we got we got enough to make an axe and to cut down trees and there’s some iron here of course of course I can’t do anything

With that iron though that’s cool how am I getting Frozen just sitting down here can I pick up coal at least oh that’s good that’s good at the very least we can get coal I think I remember there was something you could do with Flint if

You get flint you can make like a flint dagger yeah so we got Flint I must be mistaken oh there’s a Little Hippogriff or something that’s uh pretty terrifying oh please tell me that’s a deer wait can I kill it with my wooden spear oh oh it was an accident

Sorry thank you for the raw venison how do I get water do I just go up to it and right click oh no nice now I’m like poisoned or something what the hell poisonous water in this game I just got a winter gift here’s your present what did my internal monologue

Say that what what was my present and it’s a pleasant surprise it says was it a Sandstone Rock I mean what I I don’t see anything that would be a present what is so epic about that what the hell is this oh my okay wa what just happened

Just a minor setback nothing to worry about oh oh wow that’s another Dragon right there don’t hurt me please hi guys oh oh oh oh no oh no oh no oh no hey guys no no no let’s not do that don’t come after me okay I think they gave

Up I don’t know what that is either oh there is a crafting table here oh they have furnaces crafting tables this has got to be the place I live I’ve got to live here oh hello zombie why is he like crouching towards me does he think I can’t see him

I see you buddy I’m hitting you why are you crouching get her old Noob I don’t know why there’s a oh wow that that zombie okay that zombie was being sneaky is that a tumble weed oh you get a little string from it and wheat that’s cool I looked it up oh dude

Stop uh-oh okay it’s fine we can open a present what the hell is going on why water just spawn okay stop okay that’s awesome I looked it up I now know how to make a crafting table I think I I at least now know uh when

You get flint you right click it on the stone it makes the Flint shards I know that why am I dying again oh my God okay all right attempt number four will hopefully go a little bit better ow leave me alone okay wow attempt number five this is the

Worst spawn ever other fighting oh oh oh no no no no no what oh it’s a friendly dinosaur what is that I hate this game don’t don’t hurt me please don’t hurt me please no God dang it oh my god oh can I go in here what is this a stripper pole

In the Middle With Dirt all around oh wait there’s an actual underground area what’s down here is PCH black you’re likely to be eaten by something what why would they say that I literally cannot see anything maybe in editing I can turn up the brightness but I cannot see

Anything it’s so hard for me to see what the hell is this rare with okay hey we’re finally getting to daytime I’m trying to get some gravel crabs protect me from that weird thing that’s chasing me that has no walking animation has no walking animation it’s just a p oh my God

There’s like a billion of them stop stop stop stop okay we’re not messing around this time we’re getting gravel we’re getting Flint we want to make the Flint knife Bam Bam Bam now we got Flint shards um wait how am I supposed to get sticks a random floating Obsidian Tower this is

Like that marble cutout that Squidward made in that one art episode wait that’s an island up in the sky and this is like a medieval Gothic Tower what are these structures how can I get sticks okay so ARL craft has a bunch of towers that do literally nothing a bunch of structures

That do literally nothing and have nothing in them I’m going to jump nice yeah just like real life oh I looked it up you get sticks from breaking leaves a ah you see and then with this Flint knife you hit this and you get plant

Fiber and you may say well what do I do with plant fiber and uh you know what I actually forgot what do you do with plant fiber make it into plants string and then with the plant string you can make tools but stop well this has been a very

Productive day some sugar cane I can’t Harvest cuz I’m not the God dang level to harvest it what is that pink blob oh it’s a violet bco and it’s nice hello Violet bco let me go inside of you you look like you need some organs dude you don’t

Have anything inside of you what if I hit you oh he runs away I feel horrible now he’s actually like a nice guy he doesn’t ever want to fight anyone we can live together you can be my pet um how do I tame you I wish I knew

How to tame you okay never mind you won’t be my pet goodbye buddy wait there’s more BOS there’s a Russell bco oh Russ it and there’s a bco this is actually great wait I can turn this into a house oh I think uh I think we may have

Found the play guys this is going to be our home what are all these hippogriffs doing around me hypothermia what I can’t live in that house what about here surely this is warm enough oh yeah now we can make an axe oh this is great because now we can

Cut okay we’re not going to go outside and we’re going to sleep the night away I can’t believe I actually found a bed in this place and I’m going to die of hypothermia yet again but at least I have my respawn Point set what the hell is that that’s like a creepy pasta

Monster the jabber walk I don’t think he can come in my house can it aha oh no I can kill this stupid jabber walk come here buddy get rolled wow what actual Noob that’s crazy so now we break this tree oh hello I can see you really well now and

Bam we have wood I don’t like that what the hell is that it’s like a chicken a chicken Dragon I’m definitly terrified of the chicken Dragon let’s get back to a nice little warm area like this and I believe what you do is you do a little

Little bit of right clicking with the axe oh yeah you do a bit of right clicking with the axe and Bam you get the planks Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam let’s go oh that’s awesome and now we can make our very own crafting table inside of

This house will this lead me to water or will this lead me to a cave that’s what I want to find actually I need to get coal first before I do that so I can have torches and you know what I can just mine the stone that’s right

Here I don’t know why I’m like trying to mine in the ground to get stone when I’ve got all this Stone dude unlit torch that’s just annoying you can make the argument that orl craft is cool and based but I could probably just as easily make the argument that rlcraft

Just has an annoying amount of realism having to actually light a torch is so obnoxious wait what it doesn’t make sticks what what what what what what what you can cut it with a saw oh Jesus this game is insane at this point let’s just break some leaves to get sticks

Honestly cuz that’s crazy okay now we have sticks oh look at that look at that isn’t that beautiful we got a chest also which was kind of stupid we have a chest right there it’s okay we got to double chest you know what we can also do cook food it feels

Good to finally make some progress in this game I think we can drink this water too yeah I don’t know how I have parasites I have a parasitic infection we are never drinking from that water ever again so we can place this Birchwood down what why can’t I right click it

What why can’t I right click it to turn it into planks what wait you can’t do it on ice that’s actually a mechanic you can’t turn wood into Planks on Ice that makes no sense I wonder yeah I can kill this guy pretty easily oh nice I got some meat

Yeah oh I destroyed that guy yeah yeah man murder let’s kill this guy before you were a challenge to me but now man you’re just a noob bam I’m getting pork CHP I’m getting levels I’m going up in the world man you know what let’s mine this tree

Also let’s get even more wood God I’m hoarding all the wood so I have a question for are you rlcraft Pros out there why are my hearts not going up oh is that why oh my God wait I think you can make bandages I think I remember that yes we need wool

And string plant string oh no not that type of string oh stop okay now we just need to get some of that plant fiber and then we can make bandages and heal oursel I think what is that whoa what thank God I don’t have to restart oh oh my

God what is that I’m getting spawn camped oh no how do I get out of here no no no no leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone no no no no no no no no what’s pulling me oh my God something is inverting my camera whenever I look up

It oh this is so bad this is so bad this is so bad this is so bad this is so bad this is so bad bad bad bad let me Lo let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go

What the hell was a clown horn doing I just heard a clown horn what is that oh my God oh my God what is that I have decay of fasia and I I got killed by some dang sea creature man oh oh that’s something that wants to

Kill me I bet can I please get to my base please no no no I can’t see come on go up it won’t let me go up why am I on the ground I want to go up we’re going out like this oh no no please please please stop okay gee

I’m really enjoying my time with rlcraft there’s a trom trombone trumpet skeleton a trumpet skeleton I’m really enjoying my time with rlcraft man this is epic there’s a godamn flying chicken chicken and a and a guy shooting blue balls at me and then we have a trumpet

Skeleton and look at all hell is breaking loose war never changes what is going on out there a blue ball shooting monster is fighting a chicken Dragon the blue ball shooting monster keeps blowing up while fighting the chicken Dragon what the what kind of sentence is that it’s not

Even a madeup sentence it’s a sentence that’s actually happening are they gone I think they’ve defeated each other wow look what they’ve done in their wake hey you know what they gave me though a lot of ammunition wait it does no damage to them oh that’s great it’s it’s a oh a

Don’t open that one wait why why does it keep saying that there’s no gift I’m getting no present this isn’t even half of my items wait why is he coming don’t come please you’re okay hello you can’t get in wait what what is this wait to what is this I can’t jump

Okay so it doesn’t seem like this mob can can come through one block Gap areas so that’s nice oh he also is kind of stupid okay well thank you I do have a lot of items still sitting down there though I kind of want to get to

Them oh there’s a spawner there wait what wait why can’t I go up what the hell is that wait Guardian Elder Guardian what no okay what it’s like Where the Wild Things Are One thing I don’t understand how does a mob attack me and make me

Way a lot they must have some crazy Powers if they can attack me and suddenly make me 800 lb what is that I have a wild can arm level one wait is this like a sword I can hit stuff for it and it does a lot of damage I don’t know what that

Mob is is that a bad idea should you not be fighting stuff oh oh oh that’s a really bad idea oh look they killed each other the chicken and the blue ball guy and I have an atomic Laser Storm charge and ie ofender I have to be green ball level 16

To use the eye ofender that’s a great way to hold an item just wow I am a sorcerer all right well it’s official I I hate rlcraft