I Survived 100 Days as a SLIME DRAGON in HARDCORE Minecraft!

On day one I spawned in is a massive slime Dragon whoa slimy I was standing over a horde of all kinds of treasure and gold and I knew I was here to protect it on a pedestal in the center was a relic that held an ancient power a power that I knew could

Destroy the world I must protect this with my life suddenly out of nowhere a legion of knights charged in to attack me leading the pack was a knight who looked like he was made of crystal I thought them off using my slime poison breath and slime slash attacks they

Didn’t do a ton of damage but there were so many of them the Crystal Knight charged in and slashed to me and I fought him back the best I could eventually he pulled out a bow and started blanching me with powerful arrows even though I was a massive

Dragon I was caught off guard and I couldn’t take any more I tried to escape well I could and get a better vantage point to attack from I flew out of the cave and I was above a forest before I could get to a safe place I ran into

Another group of powerful looking Knights who were waiting to intercept me in the air they all Focus fire on me and the next thing I knew I was plummeting to the Earth sometime later I awoke in the middle of the Jungle and looked to myself I was just a baby slime Dragon

What the heck what slime power now I could shoot little slime balls that also dealt some poison damage I peeked up with the trees and I could still hear the knights above me good work men now that the Slime dragon is dead we can use the ancient power of

The Horde to cleanse the world cleanse the world that sounds like they’re gonna use it to hurt people well to be fair who doesn’t want to hurt people I don’t wait who said that I turned around to see three other versions of myself sitting in front of me one red one

Yellow and one blue oh since I’m a slime Dragon I must have yup split the four you guys are all alternate versions of Me no your alternate versions of me obviously I’m the original because I’m the green one but that’s not important what do you guys think we should do what

Do you mean we I’m gonna find another source of power and use it to demolish those Knights and take back my gold I’m gonna drain every day until I’m powerful enough to retake my rightful place I’m gonna use my Superior wit to take back the throne and make all the nights Dance

For Me shouldn’t we all just work together and take it back we could be like four times as powerful as before but then I’d have to share it with you yeah who needs teamwork when you’ve got my brains I watch my red and yellow counterparts walk away but then I notice

A blue one was still here uh do you want to work together no I just figure I shouldn’t leave behind any Loose Ends what the blue dragon charged at me and tried to kill me I didn’t want to kill any alternate versions of myself so I just ran away as

Fast as I could eventually I was able to lose him but I was left alone to fend for myself as a baby slime dragon on day two I was just a sad baby dragon alone in the world I made myself some tools and I dug down and made a cave for

Myself to hide it I knew it would need to be bigger if I grew but for now I kept it pretty small while I was digging I ran into a cave and I was suddenly attacked by a pack of rats I tried to bite and slash of them but my

Teeth and Claws were made of slime so they were squishy I switched to my range attack and was able to slowly pick them up one by one once I was safe again I started crafting myself the basic necessities and filled my base with them finally I made myself a bed and laid

Down to go to sleep hello I looked out into the darkness and there was a cute little raccoon watching me who are you and what are you doing here well I was watching you dig this place all alone and I thought you might need a friend thanks I do need a friend

My name’s Max what’s yours Stripes nice to meet you Stripes I explained to him the whole situation and the raccoon was surprised what are you doing out here wait I know you you’re the one who guards the horde I can’t believe you were that big powerful Dragon yup but

Now I don’t know what to do well there’s a town nearby maybe we can find somebody there who will help you good idea stripes on day three I traveled into town with stripes the raccoon and started asking around excuse me are there any powerful Wizards or anything

Like that around this town oh you two are squeeze your little cheeks oh no thank you that was going nowhere so he tried asking someone else any powerful peeps who could help us out there’s this great evil we need to stop well I don’t know about any whistle but there’s not new

Christian King Crystal King so that’s what he’s calling himself now everything’s been great since he went into Power other than that maybe you could talk to the authorities ah we started to leave the village empty-handed but then suddenly it was attacked by a horde of goblins oh no we

Gotta help the townspeople we ran in to fight the goblins and I started blasting them with my slime Powers the goblin horde immediately started to swarm Stripes tonight since we were the only ones putting up a fight I quickly became overwhelmed by their numbers but was

Able to take to the skies to avoid them after picking off most of the small fries their boss charged to me after some extra sharp shooting he was defeated as well after the battle was won the townspeople crowded around me little baby saved the town who me thank

You so much Brave Heroes ew what do you think we should do now Stripes well that one person said we could try talking to the authorities should be easy now that we’re Town Heroes I don’t know where that is I do they’re just down at the

Station follow me with that we set out to find the authorities on day four we arrived at the station and spotted the chief giving a speech to his guards I realized it was one of the crystal King’s Knights the one in fancy iron armor listen troops I know things have

Been tough recently but fear no longer with the help of ancient magic the force will soon wield the power to eradicate all evil from this world that sounds great come on let’s go talk to him wait Stripes no what’s wrong he said he wanted to get rid of evil that’s

One of the knights who tried to kill me oh jeez well who are we gonna ask for help now we’re just gonna have to do things on our own our first Target the Iron Knight hey that guy just said he wants to kill the Iron Knight that’s you

Sir the Iron Knight spotted me standing in the alley it started after me and the two of us got out of there as fast as we could and luckily we were able to escape I need to get stronger if I’m gonna fight him and fast on days

Five through six we arrived back at the base I need to get stronger Stripes any ideas we’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve I could teach you teach me your ways Sensei our training began immediately and he started by having me fly in figure eights around targets

While shooting at them with my slime power Alright good work now it’s time for some live targets he had me fight some evil hounds and I started to notice I was getting better at using my Powers finally he had me practice using my sliminess to my advantage I started

Practicing bouncing off of walls and Floors using my slime body good work today Max let’s grab some grub we went out and killed a bunch of cows and ate their meat and just as I finish eating I transformed into a medium-sized slime Dragon I wasn’t a full adult but I was

Significantly larger and I had grown powerful poison Claws and gained 10 Hearts yes now I’m ready we set out for the guard station in the middle of town but the place was on high alert now that the Iron Knight had spotted me alive there’s too many of them what am I gonna

Do now I think I know a guy we could talk to dang Stripes you sure do got a lot of connections around here hey what can I say you know I’m a connected guy on Days Seven through eight Stripes took me underground to a secret Black Market Beneath The Village he brought me

Through the various stalls up to a scruffy dude who looked really tough yeah I can get you to the center of town for a price well dang I used to have a whole herd of gold but now all I’ve got is a bunch of slime wait you got slime

Yeah dude I’m made of it slime is super rare plus it has so many useful applications for all the thievery I do you can have as much as you want well not too much because it’s my body you got yourself a deal the thief led us to

The outskirts of the black market and deep into the sewer system of the village as we were traveling we ran into a group of crocodiles that we had a fight luckily now that I was big enough I could look at it we finished off the Crocs and continued on into the sewers

Alright this is the place the station should be right above us that grade is Tiny I can’t fit through that how am I supposed to get in well I do have a ton of TNT if you want to blow it open you’ll get the element of surprise but

You’ll be going in blind that’s a risk I’m willing to take do it on days 9 through 10 the thief lit up a ton of TNT and ran off blowing the ceiling open next thing I knew he was gone I looked up and realized the explosion was way

More powerful than I thought it would be he blew up the whole station building I flew up into the air and the Iron Knight was there waiting for me somehow he looked uninjured by the blast a bunch of guards charged into attack but he stopped them stand down man this one’s

Mine return to your duties I don’t know whether to kill you or thank you slime Dragon your treasure has been a great Boon to our power I was confused by what he meant until he pulled out one of the relics from my treasure horde hey that’s

Mine before I could stop him he used The Relic to transform into a giant he charging me and I thought him off with everything I had the iron Knights won the giant ax That Shook the ground and dealt a bunch of damage I tried to keep my distance by flying around and

Shooting him with slime balls but they did nothing eventually I found a wee spot on his back and dove in close to slash at it with my poison claws finally I was able to knock him down and he transformed back into his human form you’ll fight with honor slime Dragon but

The Crystal Knight fights dirty he already beat you once what makes you think you will beat him this time I’ll be even more powerful this time and I wait you don’t fight with honor none of you fight with honor you’re a bunch of jerks oh yeah that’s true guards get him

The guards charge into attack and the Iron Knight tried to make his Escape eventually I was able to fight them all off and then I flew after the Iron Knight I finished the coward off quickly and he dropped my magic iron Relic it was the ax of a thousand medals when I

Picked it up I absorbed his powers it gave me a Shockwave ability that was amazing I barely caught up to you I know one treasure recovered lots more to go let’s go stripes on days 11 through 13 I was feeling more confident so I set to work expanding out

My cave and making it really big and fancy I added a room for Stripes making sure to decorate it the way he would like it with the base in order I set the work on an epic slime dragon statue in the forest above my cave this hopefully

Would serve to strike fear in the hearts of knights and bring hope to the other mobs of the world that the fate of the world is still in good hands eventually I finish the body and legs and decided to take a break and save the rest for

Later as I was admiring my work a handsome prince suddenly rode by on a horse looking distraught oh dear me oh Deary me what’s going on dude I mean your highness well there’s a beautiful princess locked in a tower just to the north of here I valiantly charged him to

Save her but I just couldn’t do it the dangers were too great I fled like a fearful little chicken now I will never find true love wait so there’s still a woman trapped in a tower is someone gonna help her I don’t know wait what were the dangers I tried to stomp him

But he was already gone well if he’s not gonna do it I guess I gotta save her on days 14 through 17 I set out in search of the trapped princess I flew North until I found the tower that Prince told me about but the tower was guarded by a

Giant three-headed serpent they didn’t attack me so I figured I’d just go up and ask about the princess excuse me would there happen to be a princess locked in there yes oh so you guys just all talk at the same time okay also that’s messed up dude

Sorry I mean dudes why is she even in that Tower anyways well I’m gonna get her out of there if you do that we’ll have to kill you the Hydra attacked me it shot its poison breath at me but I dodged it just in

Time I went in to smack it with my claws but every time I hit it it grew new heads and grew more powerful I knocked it off the ledge I hope you’re being paid well for this I finish off the serpents right as they turned the night

With them out of the way I was able to free the princess from the tower so much for rescuing me suddenly the princess turned into a massive Beast I thought she was going to attack me too no but she just jumped from the top of the tower and ran off

Huh okay then on days 18 through 21 I flew back to my base only to find it was under attack by the crystal King summon some crazy Crystal constructs who were destroying the base the king commanded his minions to charge me and they rushed at me all at once I did my

Best to fight them all off with the powers I had blasting them with slime they smacked me with heavy spinning crystals but it wasn’t enough to take me out the minions were no match for me I Rush at the king suddenly a huge red construct appeared out of nowhere and

The King disappeared he must have been stalling for time so he could summon it it was super tough and hit really hard even with all my new abilities I still barely managed to defeat the construct I knew I would definitely need to get stronger if I wanted to face the crystal

King that’s when I realized Stripes was nowhere to be found Stripes Stripes I made a memorial for Stripes I thought it would help me move past his death but it just made me resent the crystal King more hate you Crystal King I knew I had to get more powerful to defeat the crystal

King so I set off to find alternate versions of myself to see if I could convince them to help me get revenge on days 22-25 I flew around the world searching for any signs of my brothers eventually I spotted a couple magma cubes that were stealing gold from

Someone’s house I decided to follow the cubes from a distance I flew behind them for a while until they entered another portal huh I entered the portal just in time to see the cubes running around a corner I tried to follow them when all of a sudden hello brother long time no

See welcome to my domain brother I need your help the crystal king must be defeated but I can’t do it alone and why should I help you killed my friend and he took our relics if we don’t take the king down he’s gonna use it to bring chaos and

Destruction what’s wrong with chaos and destruction I think you’re purposely missing the point please just come out here and talk to me I think it’s a missing the point of my Terror my brothers and other monsters charged to me I had no choice but to fight back there were two different magma

Constructs charging at me and I figured he must have created both with whatever power he found here they hit really hard and were really tough to kill but using all my Powers including my new Smash ability I was able to take them all out brother I didn’t think you had it in you

I’m impressed Steve really changed the last I saw you finally he came out to see me but he looked different than before he was a great big magma Dragon you’re the one who’s changed why do you look like that after I left you and the others I

Discovered this portal to the nether in it I’m in a community of blazes who shared my unbridled bloodlust they granted me the secret to their power blaze powder the power turned me into what you see now a magma Dragon oh that was sweet somewhat after that I killed

Them all they took all of their treasure oh less sweet I’ve been on a rampage ever since destroying everything in my path and stealing gold trying to rebuild the treasure horde those Knights took from us it doesn’t have to be that way brother oh but it does and now you’re in

My way meaning you must be destroyed my brother lunch me spitting scorching hot magma I Dodge out of the way and began to fight back we flew around each other in the air dodging huge Lava Falls I threw my slime balls at him but he retaliated with giant blasts of fire

Breath I bought him with all of my mind but my Powers weren’t strong enough to beat him you see this is the difference between you and me brother you are weak and I am strong a wimp like you would never be able to stand a chance against

Someone like me not with your own puny power he was right luckily that’s when I felt a surge of energy I had unlocked a new ability lifesteal well why don’t I borrow some of your power then using my newfound ability on my brother I was able to absorb his Essence back into me

What are you doing no I continued to use lifesteal and my brother was fully absorbed back into me woohoo suddenly I Grew From a baby into an adult Dragon again plus I gained 10 Hearts not only that but I gained my brother’s fire ability and poison breath

Whoa I guess I can absorb my alternate selves back into me and when I do I gain back my power awesome I took my brother’s treasure to combine it with my own horde back in my base then I set my sights to the nether portal eager to get

Back home on days 30-33 I was about to enter the portal when I spotted some piglets wearing full sets of golden armor oh that’s right piglets love gold hmm gold unfortunately the part of my brother that was hungry for gold was now taking over my brain I need it for my

Horde I can’t resist I flew in and attacked the piglets I killed all but one and took their armor this seemed to scare the last one quite a bit you there if you don’t want to end up cooked pork chop like your friend there you better

Take me to your stash of gold the piglet took me back to their Bastion and there was a massive pile of gold that’s when I noticed hey some of this is my gold we know gold has payments my gold suddenly I was overcome with anger I killed a few of

The pickles around me oh uh sorry guys man I gotta get this new Angry side of me under control what do you mean by that noise is out there he’s one of the crystal hens Knights and he’s totally obsessed with gold even more than we are he needs the

Gold to complete his Undead rituals Undead night huh I remember him for when he tried to kill me yellow you wouldn’t stand a chance at keeping all that gold away from him she might as well not even bother I lost control again and killed the piglet whoops I really need to take

Some anger management classes or something on days 34-37 I flew out of the nether portal and back to my base when I got there I expanded on my cave some more and made an area for my treasure horde I filled it up with everything I collected and it was

Starting to look pretty nice but despite how nice it looked on the surface with stripes gone I was starting to feel lonely ah I wish I had some more friends I distracted myself from the loneliness by building the head and tail of my statue I also added horns and Claws huh

It looks kind of weird it doesn’t have eyes or teeth but when it’s all done I’m sure it’s gonna be epic while up in the air I spotted a horde of the undead heading straight from my base uh-oh not again I swooped down and prepared for

The onslaught all right let’s go on days 38-41 the undead army star up to my base the piglets and zoglands were chanting gold gold gold gold what are you guys here for again I must have missed it give us all your gold come and get it I dare you

Oh hey there big guy with the deafening squeal the huge zoglin charged after me and the rest of the army followed suit I tried to fend them all off while taking on the giant zoglin but there were too many I couldn’t stop a few from slipping through and reaching my treasure no my

Gold I wanted to stop them but I was too preoccupied with fighting the big guy pretty soon I had beaten all the little guys in the Giants augment was all that was left eventually I was able to beat the zogwa too but not before the rest of

The army had taken most of my goal I killed the last few stragglers and gazed upon what remained of my pitiful horde you’ve all taken my gold for the last time I knew it was time to pay a visit to the undead night and judging by the

Trail of gold nuggets leading out of my base I knew just how to find him on days 42-45 I followed the path of gold left behind by the undead Army and I spotted the thief from earlier who was also picking up gold from the past hey it’s

You glad to see you made it out of there oh I’m surprised you recognized me seeing how change form and all dude you’re a green slime Dragon I just used common sense you know if you want some more gold I know a place that has a

Bunch and we can split the hall 50 50. yeah more likely 80 20 70 30. we can figure that out later look I can’t get in there alone and you can’t defeat the undead night by yourself we’re gonna have to work together to get the gold

65-35 oh my gosh if I say yes will you please stop all right I’m in the two of us left heading off to find the undead night just as I thought it led us right to a fortress made of gold and Bone I knew this had to be the undead night’s

Base you think you can get me in there well pigs aren’t necessarily potty trained so there’s no toilets and no sewers to go through hmm what to do what to do huh happen to have any more TNT would you oh I got TNT all right we blew a giant hole

In the side of the night’s Fortress and the two of us charged in heroically there were a ton of Undead creatures waiting inside but they were no match for us we took them out swiftly and continued in to confront the undead night we enter the throne room and the

Undid night was there just as I expected but so was Stripes churro live wait I can explain [Laughter] if it isn’t the Slime Dragon back from the dead I know a thing or two about that of course I’m alive do you even know how slimes work no matter I will

Destroy you as many times as I need to in order to protect my gold I need it for my rituals your gold why does everyone keep trying to claim my stuff is theirs just then the undead Knight pulled out a golden Relic from my horde it glowed with power and he transformed

Into a massive zombie piglet King wait you’re a piglet too of course I am what do you think I love gold so much with that I dove in to take the undead night down he had a massive Hammer that he brought down upon me with a ton of force

I fought back with my fire and poison attacks I tried to launch blocks in it but I could never get a solid hit in he had a lot of Vitality and charging me with a ton of force but I slowly wore him down using my life drain ability he

Started spawning a ton of zombified piglets around him to attack but they were no match my life drain either the more the merrier finally I dealt the final blow and defeated the night that’s what you get for taking my gold we won’t regret he said I was so greedy

I mean I needed the gold for my Undead rituals and all but I shouldn’t have taken it from others I should have just owned an honest living as a lumberjack or a dentist or something too late for that now bruh oh now I actually feel

Kind of bad as he died I absorbed him into me making my slime body more resilient I now had some natural armor with him out of the way I regroup with stripes and the thief Stripes what the heck happened I thought you were dead well I had

I thought I could bring it back and make us both rich but I ended up getting captured by the undead Knight and he forced me to become his pet ah Stripes don’t you see we’ve all been so focused on gold that we’ve begun to lose sight of what’s really important stopping the

Crystal King from destroying the world you’re right I’m sorry I was blinded by greed how can I be so blind I don’t know I still kind of just want the gold so yeah sure just take whatever you can carry and get out of here without another word the thief scooped up a

Bunch of gold in his arms and bolted out of the fortress on days 50-53 stripes and I are right back at the base with all of my gold what are you gonna do with all this huh I’m not sure oh oh maybe we can melt it all down or we can

Bury it that gives me an idea I started converting all my golden treasure into golden apples to help me in battle and I made a set of gold armor for Stripes snazzy it isn’t very practical but it’s better than nothing I filled my treasure horde with chess brimming with golden

Apples finally I’m putting my gold to use instead of just sitting around looking pretty feeling good about myself I went back to working on the dragon statue first I added spines and added plenty of details around to make it look more like me I finished by adding detail

To the head but then in the blink of an eye an explosion consumed the head ruining all of my hard work what the I scanned the area wondering what the heck was happening I got my answer when the crystal King descended from above the crystal King and I landed on the ground

To talk I’ve grown tired of you killing all my men but it won’t stop me in my plans to cleanse the world of slime filth what does that even mean cleanse the world and for that matter why do you get to decide what is clean and what

Isn’t oh shut it would you the crystal King then summoned a massive robot that towered over us where did you get that kind of Machinery you didn’t have anything like it before I confess I couldn’t have done it myself a brother of yours was a great deal of help I

Traded it for a ton of pistons and TNT my brother I don’t need to explain anything to you but but you just what trying to take too long the giant robot didn’t hesitate to slam his massive fist down onto the ground towards me so I

Dodged it and took to the skies I sword upwards and sent glass of poison hurtling towards the robot but it Shrugged the attacks off like it was nothing the poison isn’t doing anything I need a different plan the robot was relentless it didn’t Tire one bit I dove

Ben raking my claws over its metal shell then I softened up with a blast of fire and now for the finishing blow I spun through the air and my final attack destroyed the great robot that was too close I need to get stronger and I need to stop my dumb brothers from helping

The wrong side looks like it’s time to pay my brother a visit on days 58-61 I began my search for one of my brothers the yellow one seemed like it would be dumb enough to make a deal with the crystal King now where would a big dumb

Yellow dragon hang out I searched high and low but I couldn’t seem to find any sign of him I decided to ask around I spotted a village and landed near it as I approached I could already hear people screaming and save us Brave Knights of the crystal

King please please I’m not gonna that’s when I realized they were actually screaming about something else it was the princess from earlier who was still in her Beast form hey when she spotted me she immediately ran off wait wait come back I chased her through the woods for hours eventually we entered the

Badlands where I came across what appeared to be an old mining town that was decorated for a birthday party what the I figured this must be my weird brother’s home turf there were bound to be traps and the princess was running right into it uh oh I flew into the area

Just in time to see the princess run directly into a TNT trap it went off but she just kept running oh no then a cage fell on top of her oh no oh I ran over to see if she was okay she was still kicking and growling at me what am I

Gonna do with you just then a voice came over an intercom sounds like we’ve got visitors listeries think by Mysteries he means traps and explosions well I don’t know you’ll have to find out for yourself I led the princess out of her cage and she immediately sprinted off again what is

Is wrong with you before I could catch her she hit another trap and fell into a hole oh that’s gotta hurt I look down into the hole and she was still alive I wasn’t gonna let her out this time I’d be back for her later now time to make

It into town without getting blown up on days 66 through 70 I arrived in the center of town after only getting blown up twice ow when I got there I was greeted by a terrible looking dummy that was supposed to look like my brother huh suddenly it exploded and he swooped in

Behind me dang it I should have known tricked ya why did you sell a robot to the crystal King what can I say he offered a good price on his equipment for all these traps that’s totally unethical and it goes directly against our goal of getting our horde back maybe

That’s your goal I’m just trying to Have Fun dance battle me no prepare to be absorbed I attacked him as he dance in circles around me eventually he was forced to fight back okay now you’re making me upset he started singing all kinds of dynamite at me and I fought

Back at him with my poison breath and fire powers we took to the skies and began dog biting in the air he hit me with a ton of lightning using some kind of lightning rod Contraption he created and I swerved to avoid it the best I could he also used rainbow Dynamite the

Shot colored blocks all around us it didn’t seem to do much damage to me so I figured he was just doing it for the fun of it eventually I was able to wear him down enough that I could use my lifesteal ability to slurp him back up

I absorb my brother and Drew again and gained 10 Hearts I also obtained the ability to shoot Dynamite out of my slime two brothers down one to go on days 71-74 I went to find the princess and let her out of her hole she started

To run away again but I was getting fed up with her and I was feeling chaotic I chased her down and attacked I’m sorry but it must be done she had a powerful bite but she wasn’t too tough I beat her quickly and she transformed back into a

Princess sorry about that princess no it’s okay I have no control when I’m in Beast swarm thank you for snapping me out of it anytime do you need somewhere to live now that you’re out of that Tower oh yes please I can’t go back home to my parents castle and my father was

The one who locked me in the tower I returned back to the base with the princess and three out of my four personalities back inside of me I quickly built a room for the princess and she thanked me my name is elodie by the way I do appreciate the hospitality

Nice to meet you elity with that I got to work making my cave a little more space agents for my new size much more comfortable on days 75-78 I was feeling chaotic good thanks to my new personality I looked in my chest full of golden apples wondering what I could do

With them huh I got an idea I took a ton of apples and returned to the town from earlier where I started handing them out to everyone here you go here have a tasty metal Apple mmm thank you for your kind gesture maybe this would help protect us from that

Horrible slime dragon in the woods I think there’s been some sort of mistake Here I Am the Slime dragon and I don’t think I’m horrible at all no not you that huge one that looms over us all waiting to strike wait do you mean my statue that’s a statue

Inspiring right no no horrible oh dang dude then I spotted a familiar face making his way from the back of the crowd towards me it was the thief but judging by his outfit he becomes something of a ruler of the town with his enormous wealth Dragon what do you

Think you’re doing I explained how I was there to hand out golden apples to the townspeople I thought he would be Health around that that’s where my power comes from well I’m sorry but that’s too bad because I’m gonna do it anyway I watched as the thief turn ruler grumbled

And left the plaza on days 79-82 I was leaving town when suddenly the thief were turned in a Mech do you like it I bought it with gold nah I could have made it better with myself now that my yellow brother’s been absorbed uh I don’t know what that means but I can’t

Let you go around Distributing the wealth next thing I knew he started chucking Dynamite at me I flew up into the air and blasted him with a fire attack winning the fight instantly spare me please I’m sorry for doing that I don’t know what came over me ah yeah

It’s okay we’re cool can I come live with you please what no well now that everyone in the town has wealth they’ll kick me out for being a tyrannical ruler and taking advantage of them now I have nowhere to go which is kind of your

Fault by the way how is that my fault please please please please please please please please please please please please please ah fine you can live with me on days 83 through 86 I added to my base with my new companion the thief are we there yet

Still a few miles out when we pass this Ridge we can rest we pass by the mountain where my old Lair used to be but it looked different now the crystal King had built a massive Castle on top of the mountain Crystal spiers reached High into the sky come on we’re gonna

Take a little detour the thief and I made our way into the cave entrance but all the Slime was gone the whole place was squeaky clean I don’t know how to feel about this try not to touch anything you got it uh-oh alarms started going off all

Around us unwilling to get caught quite yet I turned tail and fled it’s still too early to fight the crystal King I’ll need to have a strong plan we can talk about it later for now we need to keep moving the thief was right I took to the

Skies on days 87 through 90. I arrived at the base and the thief came running in behind me he stinks I said to work building a room for the thief next to the princesses but I didn’t put much work into it because I didn’t like him very much after that was

Done I got to work adding Wings to the Statue I made them big and sprawling reaching high up into the skies while I was working I spotted the thief and Princess talking and I went over to him looks like you two are getting along well actually we were talking about you

There’s something I have to tell you oh yeah what’s up when I wolfed out earlier and when running into the woods I accidentally came across the forage night plotting to kill you oh yeah yeah he used a relic to become some kind of giant beast and he’s heading here now

That sounds familiar what kind of Beast uh that kind the fortnite slammed down on the ground behind me already transformed into his massive new form he sent out a shock wave that turned everything around him into Netherrack wait wait wait the forge Knight was caught off guard and hesitated uh what

So this new form it really suits you I mean it really brings out your eyes what are those Hazel my new personality from yellow was making me feel tricky while I was stalling Stripes got in position up on the ledge behind him have you been working out because you look

Huge man Stripes jumped down and landed a huge blow on the night the forge Knight was vulnerable from the surprise attack I charged in flying in the air as the best avoid his massive sword I blasted it with my fire powers and my poison breath that made the forge

Knight unleash a massive Supernova explosion and he turned blue I hit him with some more fire and he retaliated with a range attack of his own which I barely managed to dodge while I was low to the ground the Knight left at me shaking the Earth beneath him

As he landed he impelled me with his sword and lifted me into the air I took flight once more and landed one last huge blow he transformed back into his human form and collapsed onto the ground you never defeat the crystal gang yeah we’ll see about that with one final

Blow I finished off the forge night I picked up his fire Crystal and I gained his other powers which granted me the new ability to spawn gas to fight for me on days 94-96 I regrouped with stripes the thief and elity listen up guys time is running out even though I still

Haven’t found my last brother I think that I’m ready to take on the crystal king without him don’t worry you’re ready yeah you got this man you’re gonna whoop that Crystal King’s Crystal keister thank you guys but I just don’t know there must be something we can do I

Want to join you in the fight and help you take that guy down firsthand yeah that would be awesome thank you so much so uh I know you princesses have a thing for hero types right maybe when I get back we could go on a date that is of

Course if I survive because you know I’m making such a noble and selfless sacrifice here oh uh sure I’m you’re kind of cute I guess for a thief okay you literally turn into a beast so I don’t know if you should be passing judgment right now well we all

Have our quirks but yes I’ll go on a date with you yes oh that reminds me the thief left and came back in a new mech say hello do my backup neck this one shoots slime so really it’s even better than the original well we’re gonna need more than

Just slime to take down the crystal King I hope you’re stocked up the thief pulled out a bunch of TNT oh you know I’m stocked up on days 90 s 98 the thief blew a giant hole in the side of the castle inside my brother the blue dragon was waiting for me brother

You shouldn’t have come here brother what are you doing here like you for many days and nights I trained until I believed I was strong enough to take on the crystal King but when I went to confront him the king made me an offer

He told me that I could have a place in this new world after he had cleansed it so long as I cleaned up my ACT no you oh come on be sensible here or I suppose you lack the ability to think rationally without me don’t you regardless it was

The best course of action to ensure my safety so I cleaned up now I’m mostly water cleaning clear in both mind and body I expected this kind of behavior from yellow but not you yellow didn’t see the bigger picture and it seems neither do you it’s time to clean up

Suddenly Water started pouring out of the walls it washed the thief and I out of the castle outside the thief was nowhere to be found before I even had time to look for him the blue dragon flew out from the hole and he charged right at me we both

Spiraled around the castle taking shots at each other he was trying to hit me with his water attacks I fired back at him with my slime ah must you aim that Dreadful slime at me it’s disgusting disgusting you’re a slime Dragon too you know we’re literally made of it maybe I

Was but not anymore now I’m clean I mean I have plenty of other fighting abilities besides slime so I guess I can just use those instead but remember you asked for this I came at him with all the powers I had gained but that still

Didn’t stop him as we flew in the air he shot at me with his ice and water powers I retaliated with my fire poison and my slime and I managed to overpower him I knocked him into the side of the mountain but but I don’t understand I

Trained so long and I cleaned myself up so well you can train and clean and try and change yourself all you like but you can never change who you are inside a disgusting slime Dragon no oh and just like that I absorbed the last of my alternate selves back into me I was

Whole again I gained 20 hearts and transformed into a king slime dragon now I had an epic Ice Crystal ability from the water dragon I also gained a new slime power now I could throw Globs of slime anywhere I pleased wow that was incredible you’re definitely ready to

Fight the crystal King now oh there you are Thief do you really think so heck yes I do You’re a Mean Green slam shooting machine kind of like me and my Mech funnily enough I think it’s finally time to take on the crystal King with that the thief and I headed back into

The castle now inside I finally confronted the crystal King on day 100. welcome home slime Dragon do you like what I’ve done with the place it’s nice but I think you could use a bit more slime I started spawning slime blocks all over him and his stuff they poured

Over everything including the crystal King the thieves shut some slime in M2 with his Mac consider this a housewarming gift from the two of us oh and don’t worry there’s plenty more where that came from yuck what the no my pristineness my Feng Shui enough of this the king pulled out the

Relic he had taken from me and placed it on the ground with this I’ll have the power to rid the filth of the world and create a new land one that’s perfect clean and all mine He activated it and it started spinning rapidly lightning started striking all around us it was chaos with one final blast the ground exploded in the crystal King transform into a massive glowing Beast if I didn’t beat him now it was all going to be over I charged Eminem

With everything I had I use all of my Powers my fire blasts my poison breath my lifesteal and my nether Powers but it wasn’t enough he was too strong the king knocked me out of the air with a lightning bolt the crystal King was about to beat me I laid

On the ground helpless as he readied the finishing blow when suddenly he was hit by a ball of slime it was the thief in his Mech hey your Royal jerkiness over here you like that don’t worry that one’s on the house or should I say it’s on you

I’ve had enough of your futile efforts to defeat me when will you two learn the cleanliness always triumphs over filth fine I suppose I’ll just have to teach you the hard way the crystal King impaled the thief in the chest with his spear killing him instantly No my anger from the thief’s death reignited my spirit giving me the strength to fight the crystal King again this time even harder than before The King and I sword through the air exchanging blows but with my newfound resolve and the distraction that the thief caused I was able to take him down

This is for taking my home this is for killing my friend and this is her calling me Phil with one last attack the crystal King’s reign of terror was brought to an end and just like that I had finally defeated the crystal King and saved the planet oh I did it