I Survived 100 DAYS as an ASTRONAUT in HARDCORE Minecraft!

On day one I spawned dead on Earth as an astronaut I can’t wait to explore the cosmos just then Earth was invaded by an alien who said I am the alien overlord of The Intergalactic Empire we are here to take over this planet and in 100 days

We will take control of the entire galaxy without hesitation the aliens began attacking and I had no choice but to flee into my rocket I took off feeling very unsure of where I was headed and if I would even be able to return back home on day two I crash

Landed onto an unknown Planet ah where am I I quickly put on my helmet and after close inspection I realized I had crash landed on the moon huh one small step for Max one giant leap for mankind unfortunately for me my ship was toast and I had no resources to survive I have

No idea what I’m gonna do with no other options I began my exploration of the Moon it wasn’t all doom and gloom though since anti-gravity jumping was a lot of fun during my travels through the barren Wasteland of the Moon I came across an alien creature in the distance huh at

Least I’m not alone up here let’s hope it’s friendly I approached the being completely unsure of its intentions excuse me The freaky alien lunging me with the intent to kill I had no choice but to fight back he swiped me with his tentacles and dealt good amounts of damage in the process if it wasn’t for my spacesuits protection I would have been toast I was still adapting to the

Gravity of the moon but I tried my best to dodge his attacks and use it to my advantage over time he began to get more and more disoriented giving me the opportunity to land in some harsh blows after a bit of a struggle I managed to take down the alien upon their death

They dropped some strange alien food huh it ain’t what mom used to make but it’s food and I’m really hungry I scarfed down the yucky alien meat and to my surprise it healed my hearts completely as well as replenish my Hunger unfortunately I began to float it’s happening let me down

During my travels I surprisingly discovered a strange Underground Station whoa what the who lives here on day three I ventured towards the underground station I scaled down the tunnel to soon find a whole civilization of Blue Moon aliens a whole alien species was living on the moon this whole time I took a

Good look around to get more acquainted with the area luckily for me these aliens were friendly so I walked up to one of them to see what was going on if you wish to help on people please take this Blaster and map it will lead you to

A secret laboratory that’s run by the scientist himself if you manage to make it out alive we will reward you with a new rocket a new rocket You’ve Got A Deal the alien then tossed over a blue heat Blaster ammo and a map I then set off towards the laboratory during my

Travels I came across a man-made lunar lander sweet I used the opportunity to loot the ship for anything I could use to survive I found an iron shovel and iron pickaxe and an assortment of preserved Foods afterwards I continued my search for the lab after some time

Had passed I finally arrived at the location this must be it before I could get close enough I was ambushed by a squad of the blue boards not good on days four through seven I engage with the ambush of mutated Moon aliens I started blasting the aliens to Kingdom Come

Using my sweet flaming hot Blaster they shot projectiles in my direction dwindling my health ever so slightly thanks to my protein bars I was able to stay energized during the intense fight despite their advantage of numbers I managed to pull through thanks to the weapon I got from the blueborgs after

The onslaught I spotted something on the ground in the distance ooh what’s that I went and picked it up to discover a blue lightsaber whoa oh does this make me a Jedi no time to start my Jedi training though I’ve got bigger fish to fry I headed inside the laboratory ready to

Take on whatever was waiting for me inside eventually I discovered a sketchy scientist beside a cage containing a horrifying mutant don’t fret my little one you will now serve in the name of The Intergalactic Empire’s alien overlord stop right there oh a little Earthling thinks he can stop our

Conquest I’ll show you who’s boss face the wrath of my greatest creation the giant mutant Broke Free from his age and ran straight at me I began to unload my gun onto the horrible beast in front of me he tried to dwindle me down up close

But I would run to keep my distance the best I could however no matter how many bullets I fired under the Beast he was able to continue fighting me as if nothing happened my blaster isn’t dealing any damage Good Luck winning against him without your little gun

How am I gonna defeat him without my blaster oh wait I got my lightsaber I ignited my new blade and instantly slayed the Beast go my baby you’ll pay for that the scientist took out a lightsaber of his own and charged me with everything he had on days 8 through

12 I was in the final battle to reclaim the Moon it was me against the scientist and I was going to end his Terror on the blueborgs the two of us went at each other sword to sword well he didn’t look too strong the scientist wasn’t a weak

Fighter I had to be careful not to get hit too much by its attacks otherwise I was finished thanks to my protein bars I was able to keep my health High while delivering Swift blows from my new saber anti-gravity made fighting challenging but I did my best to also use it to my

Advantage eventually I managed to Corner him he was low in hell and a single hit more would have finished him is that the best you got no please we have already begun to take over countless other planets there’s nothing to stop us now I’ll make you eat those words I swung my

Weapon One Last Time delivering the finishing blow and liberating the people of the Moon known from the alien overlord’s treachery upon his death the station boss dropped a note we have no more need for Mars in a few days unit 1 will destroy the planet completely Mars

That’s horrible but I have to save my Planet first I returned to the underground colony to tell them the good news this is most excellent thank you young astronaut is your ship as promised as well as some other things to Aid you the kind alien gave me some food

Materials and a brand new rocket ship sweet I want to go save my home whoa whoa whoa if the alien overlord resides on your planet then going there is a death sentence if you really want to save Earth you gotta take out the highest ranking officers officers yes

Like the scientists you just defeated they reside on other planets and are feeding him precious resources for power take them out and maybe then you’d stand the chance you’re right I have to grow even more as an astronaut time to save Mars on days 13 through 15 I set up

Towards the red planet in my brand new rocket during my Voyage I landed my ship on a small asteroid when I spotted alone sheep floating in the void of space a sheep in space I need to get to Mars ASAP but I better check this out thanks

To my suit I was able to navigate towards the animal with these I floated closer to ask what was going on hey little guy what are you doing all the way out here that big bad alien overlord sent me up here I’ve been floating off and I’m hungry no worries have some of

My food I’ve got plenty I tossed over whatever I could spare to help out the Sheep’s hunger he managed to eat almost all of it in a few bites hmm thanks a lot here take this wall thanks I continued on with my mission to Mars until I ran into a giant meteor blocking

My path well I could go around but it could also be an excellent source of resources I gotta check it out I changed my course for the time being to explore the meteor and check for anything useful to my surprise it was covered with loads of coal and iron ore I took the

Opportunity to mine everything I could for my travels ahead upon further inspection of the asteroid I found a sign that read next stop Earth huh that must mean oh no this rock is headed straight from my home I gotta get rid of this thing quick on days 16 through 18 I

Started mining the asteroid as fast as I could but it was so massive there was no way I could bring it down in time this is taking forever Earth is gonna be toasted if I don’t hurry just then a group of creepers emerge from the asteroid wait this is

I pulled out my blue heat Blaster and began firing upon them My Hope was to ignite the creepers and explode more of the asteroid quicker unfortunately it wasn’t enough to take down the whole few rocks I needed something more powerful just as I thought all hope was lost a

Giant creeper appeared before me whoa that’s the one I need sorry about this bud I unloaded my blaster onto the creeper but it was completely in effect though ouch hey get off my asteroid Punk huh you can talk please I need you to blow up Earth is in danger nah I don’t do

That anymore besides Earth stinks what what do you mean you’re a creeper that’s what you do explode make me I pulled out my lightsaber and charged the giant creeper I began unloading my clip into the giant creeper lighting him on fire and pushing him back due to the low

Gravity the creeper flew really high up he began summoning a bunch of creepers that fell down from above luckily I had my gun or this would have been a pain upon Landing he destroy the floor below there were so many creepers but I could tell that the asteroid was slowly

Reducing in signs suddenly the giant creeper became supercharged his attacks packed an even bigger punch I gained a bit of distance and fought off some more of the minions I needed the creeper to blow up here I sprinted as fast as humanly possible to save my planet from

Certain Doom managing to get close enough to the creeper I slashed his weak spot I leapt into space and the creeper exploded destroying the asteroid and saving Earth in the process that was close when I thought my troubles were over I noticed something off in the distance oh man what now on

Days 19-22 I discovered an abandoned space station floating over Earth the alien Empire must have destroyed this too but maybe I can restore it while inspecting the station I found a chest filled with more protein bars and a space pistol I’m a space super soldier I got to work using all the different

Materials I received on the moon and during my space travel I patched up the station and made things much more stable after a lot of work it was looking good come to think of it this place would make a good base I began to make a makeshift living coordinates for myself

Complete with a bed crafting bench furnace and chest for all of my treasures and still looks a bit like Rubble but once I’ve done it’ll be a brand new space station hey nice place huh I turned around to see the Sheep I’d say before standing next to me turns out

Earth’s in bad shape mind if I crash here sure thing I’m always happy to have some company I went ahead and used a bit more of my resources to to craft a simple room for the Sheep one where he could still have a view of the Stars

This is wonderful thank you no problem now if you’ll excuse me I need to head to Mars on days 23 to 26 I touch down onto the surface of the red planet and had a look around it was entirely red and orange and absolutely gorgeous I didn’t have much down time before I

Spotted some baddies messing with a baby martian hey leave him alone I took out my new space pistol and rushed in to fight off the alien overlord’s goons at first they were too distracted by the baby martian to pay me much mine but as I picked them off one by one with my

Space pistol they began to Target me more and more that’s just what I wanted I began to cycle through my other weapons taking out the aliens with ease I had become much stronger than our first encounter on Earth so they didn’t stand a chance I slayed the last of them

Leaving only me and the cute little martian hey little guy do you want some food I gave him some of the food I got for the moon which he happily accepted I’m glad you like it buddy I’m not sure what your name is so how about I call

You Marty just then the two of us heard another noise causing Marty to run and hide to my surprise a rich man on a Rover drove up to us oh an astronaut hello welcome to my little slice of paradise another human wait you’re in danger this planet is going to explode danger

Don’t be silly take this Rover I’ll show you the many wonders of this planet the mysterious man gave me a Rover and the two of us began traversing the world of Mars on days 27-30 the billionaire gave me an expansive tour of The Many Wonders of Mars our first Pit Stop was his

Massive Mansion this here is my Mansion I spent 10 trillion dollars building it here the orchids change uh cool but really I need to warn you oh hush now there’s so much to see next he took me to an ice bike shooting range and pulled out an incredible weapon this is my Mega

Martian gun I use it to have some fun here on the planet let me demonstrate the billionaire began to unload the gun on everything in the surrounding area take that take this is he even lit up some TNT so we could watch the fireworks that’s super cool but this planet is in real

Danger the alien overlord excuse me stop being a Debbie Downer and to think I was going to show you the gaping hole to the abyss sheesh the what here we are pretty cool right where does this lead I’m not sure some pesky aliens said something about mining to the

Center of Mars for materials they’re nearly done down there but pay them no mind I gotta head down there before it’s too late just then some evil aliens showed up to stop us in our tracks it’s the humans they’re here to stop our overlords playing kill them well that’s

My cue good luck man wait what what do you mean the billionaire ran off in fear leaving me to deal with the horde of bad guys lucky for me I was already well equipped for a fight The Intergalactic Empire forces became more overwhelming than I could have imagine I equipped my

Arsenal weapons but the horde just wouldn’t stop coming I had no choice but to run towards the giant hole and drop down into the abyss on days 31-35 I plummeted into the center of Mars thankfully some water broke my fall saving me from instant death that was close I better move

Before those guys catch up to me I continued onwards hoping to find the alien overlord’s officer quickly however I couldn’t help but appreciate how strange and beautiful inner Mars was wow who knows how long this place has existed I wonder what other Secrets it holds I spotted an assortment of glowing

Blocks and rocks which I gathered just in case I could use them in the future the work of an astronaut never ends just then I spotted a suspicious looking alien tinkering away at a machine he was super sketchy so I did a bit of eavesdropping in a matter of minutes

This planet will be reduced to Rubble he must be the officer I gotta move now I ran out and confronted the officer where he stood hey remove that bomb now a human astronaut the last astronaut I thought was no match for me if you think you can stop me from blowing up this

Planet you I’ve got another thing coming us humans are more capable than you think get ready to face Justice Freak the two of us charged at each other full speed ready for the fight they would decide the fate of Mars on days 36-38 I was in the middle of a battle between me

And the Mars officer the Largemouth alien wielded a massive hamper which he used to slam down onto me to deal heaps of damage I had to be mindful to evade as many attacks as I could since too many blows from the weapon would have been deadly I kept my distance by using

My space pistol to dwindle him down being sure to eat some protein bars so my health got too low even so the alien was able to tear through my bullets like nothing I switched my lightsaber to deal some damage up close then pulled out my secret weapon to end this hope you like

The taste of takis I tore into him with my bullets setting the environment around us Ablaze with one final blow I managed to defeat the officer freeing Mars from the grasp of The Intergalactic Empire upon his death he dropped a note as well as a netherright spacesuit Mercury is the perfect temperature to

Grow our new bio weapon send the specimens to earth when complete looks like I know my next stop I quickly put on my brand new suit improving my armor to withstand high temperatures as well as granting me 10 hearts with this new suit I’ll be unstoppable I made quick

Work in the bomb and returned to the surface of Mars to find Marty waiting for me next to him was a Rover where did you get that buddy the billionaire gave it to you well that was nice of him oh no I couldn’t take that that’s too generous of a gift

Well since you insist I accepted his gift and wrote off towards my rocket it’s Marty waved goodbye watch out Mercury I’m coming for you next on days 39-41 as I Traverse through space I realized that only a small amount of viewers watching are subscribed smash that subscribe button and ring the bell

To never miss an upload eventually I discovered a strange orb-shaped space station whoa is this what I think it is I step foot onto the structure where I noticed Two Soldiers and white armor discussing their plans did you complete your mission today private sir yes sir another planet blown to bits victory for

The empire did that guy just say Empire they must be working with the alien overlords Empire without hesitation I took out my lightsaber and began to attack the soldiers watch out it’s a Jedi the two of them began to unload their blasters onto me thankfully I was

Getting better and better with my sword skills by the day I invaded their gunfire and slashed them down with my powerful sword after a lot of back and forth I managed to defeat the two of them and confiscated their armor looks like it’s time for an infiltration

Mission with my new armor I began looking around the massive structure thankfully my disguise did just a trick to conceal me from the enemy forces during my investigation I happened to find a small baby alien trapped in a cage oh my gosh you poor cute innocent thing I’m Gonna Save You Threatening man in all black powered over me I could somehow sense he was the commander of this Fleet you a question hello Dark Helmet I I’m here to torture this little alien of course shoot one movie the man in Black ignited his red saber and began to attack with immense power I

Pulled out a lightsaber of my own but his skill severely outmatched mine he was certainly stronger than any of the other soldiers I had faced our Sabers collided stopping the immense damage that was being dealt the force was strong with this guy so I did everything

In my power to try and win this fight the child watched as we continued our epic battle there was no telling if I could defeat this powerful foe I’ll never let you warn the alien overlord take over this galaxy boy I’m a part of the Galactic Empire the alien

Oh well then you’re going down on days 42-44 I continued my battle with the Sith Lord I could tell my enemy was getting exhausted from our intense fight so I gathered all of my strength and dealt the final blow finally taking him down after defeating the commander I

Collected his red lightsaber sweet now I can dual wield I quickly rushed back to the captured alien to free it from the Empire’s clutches hurry up little guy we gotta get out of here the cute little alien child that drop me a map oh is this where you want to go

You got it let’s move on our way out of the Starship We stumbled upon the control room hold up I have an idea I can’t let this place stay afloat we ran out of the building in a hurry knowing this place was about to blow after a bit of running we located the

Exit and escaped on harm blowing up the entire station in the process I Then followed the map to a person who seemed to be the little alien’s father thank you for saving my green friend from the Empire please take this Advanced mining equipment for your travels ahead much

Appreciated shiny dude this is the way the dynamic duo walked off and had me thinking huh I wish I had a little buddy like that on days 45-48 I returned to my space space to grab any supplies I might need for my mission to Mercury when I

Was about to head out Marty the Martian made an appearance Marty you came all of this way to see me oh you’re too nice let’s get you situated in a room of your own what do you say I then got started on making Marty a Mars themed broom using rocks I got from

The red planet I decorated his area to Perfection he loved the way it turned out and gave me some food for the accommodations thanks buddy now that I was in a building mood I began expanding the base a bit by adding an examination room to house my collection of space

Rocks I’ll have to add more later when I reach more planets just then a strange guy in a red space suit walked up to me uh can I help you hey mind if I stay here I was wrongfully ejected from my other spaceship I don’t know man you’re

Looking a little suss how can I trust you oh come on man I’ll do all of my tasks I promise okay fine while the red astronaut got settled in I took a moment to gaze at the Earth to plan out my mission ahead don’t worry planet Earth I’m working

Hard to save you from the alien overlord’s evil clutches Mercury holds the next officer I need to take down I just need to get there first you’re all mine that’s where you’re wrong Nanny you’re an imposter I took out my lightsaber and slashed away at the tiny red alien he may have

Been small but he knew how to pack a punch with his Cleaver I switched between my different weapons trying to get the one up on him but he was too resilient I knew keeping up like this wouldn’t work so I led him towards the glass look out and prepared a trap

Thankfully he fell for it and plummeted down into the depths of space man that was weird anyway now it’s time for the main mission Mercury on days 49-51 I arrived on the hot planet of Mercury unfortunately for me the place was covered in Alien insects just can’t

Catch a break the crazy bugs charged my direction looking for a quick bite I am not on the menu back off I use my space pistol as well as my blue heat Blaster to take out the bloated insects they were slow but their numbers were immense

Thanks to my netherite suit I was more durable but the bugs were becoming too much to handle the swarm of insects seemed never-ending so I had no choice but to make an escape it wasn’t long until I was weighed down by a fellow resident of mercury come here quick I

Ran inside their home and hid from the onslaught of enemies what’s going on out there our planet has been infested with bio weapons thanks to the intergalactic Empire orbiting our planet in a matter of days us mercurians are going to be wiped out those are the guys I’m looking

For let me help you out I wish you could but you’ll never be able to infiltrate their base the key you need to get inside is guarded by the insect Queen Never Say Never I have to try the insects began swarming around the house hungry over it’s your funeral come here

The Mercury end that showed me a tunnel that led to a way out hey good luck you’re gonna need it I won’t let you down on days 52-55 I emerge from the tunnel to the surface of mercury once again lucky for me the swarm of insects

Were nowhere to be seen it was close but now I gotta find that Nest I continued my search for the baking hot Wasteland eventually finding a clue that would help me locate the queen that’s one big egg huh it looks like it could be one of

The Queens I must be getting close I followed the trail of eggs to hopefully come across the nest until I was suddenly stopped in my tracks by the alien overlord himself so you’re the pesky astronaut slowing down my plans for multi-world Domination come to stop destroying my officers looks like

I’ll have to kill you myself the powerful alien leader equipped an impressive looking Blaster and began to fire upon me I returned fire in his Direction unloading a fury of bullets his Blaster had an insane firing speed that was able to pierce through my astronaut armor like nothing he was even

Able to send me Ablaze despite my Armor’s heat resistance his weapon was so strong that I wasn’t able to get close enough with my lightsaber thankfully I had an arsenal of my own range weapons to shoot at him eat this I fired and fired but it was as if my guns

Did nothing to him I had no choice but to attempt to run in unfortunately for me it was too late the alien overlord defeated me foolish astronaut did you really think that you could defeat me I hold the power of all the planets I’ve ravaged I

Have only a few more until I become the most powerful being in this galaxy I’ll stop you no matter the cost your puny little planet will be saved for last I want you to be there be the hellos to be the alien overlord that knocked me out

Cold and captured me moments later I woke up in a cage with seemingly no way to escape oh no I’m trapped I watched as the alien overlord gave a map to one of his troops and left suddenly I remembered the mining gear I recently acquired this is my ticket out of here I

Quickly melted through the barriers Breaking Me free I then charged towards the alien goon and sliced them down to size upon his death he dropped the map from the overlord this leads straight to the Queen’s Lair nice that alien freak won’t see this coming on days 56-58 I

Escaped from the evil aliens clutches and made my way towards the Queen’s Lair thanks to the map I collected I was able to find the location with these I entered the lair to find a giant Cave System bathed in purple light I didn’t have time to Marvel though insects

Attacked me almost immediately I pulled out my butterfly’s monarchy and began to bring down the alien bugs with more taking notice of my presence they began to swarm me luckily I was able to use my lightsaber to slay anything that got too close pulling out the blue heat I was

Able to set the bugs on fire dealing massive damage to thin the herd with my last strike I had finished off the last of the group oh that was tough but I can’t stop there I continued with my mission and soon came face to face with the insect Queen without a moment to

Catch my breath the Monstrous Beast gave out a threatening Screech and began charging towards me the battle began I started with my space pistol and fired away at her from afar however unlike her smaller minions the insect Queen was able to launch projectiles from her massive pincers

Matching my ranged attacks I tried my best to dodge them and switched my blue heat to a gopher and Flames the bird damage reducer held fit by bit this enraged the Beast causing her to start running at me full speed if I wanted to successfully evade her I had to give it

All I had I dodged and rolled away from her and used my lightsaber Whenever there was an opening at one point I even managed to clear a jump over the Beast entirely to land a few heavy blows in combination with my guns she didn’t stand a chance after a tough fight

Against the queen she dropped a Daybreak Blaster and the key I needed to enter the next commanding officer’s base nice but where was that base located again the planet has been infested with bio weapons thanks to the intergalactic Empire orbiting our planet oh yeah they’re orbiting this planet I gotta get

Up there quick and kick some alien butt on days 59-62 I arrived at the alien space station I entered the base and immediately spotted an officer doing some odd experiments on bugs my precious little buggies you’re going to blossom into something more beautiful than butterflies what are you doing to those

Bugs ah who are you guards get rid of this Intruder the guards charged me but I was able to push them back no sweat with my brand new Daybreak Blaster it felt easier knowing that my equipment was a lot stronger now is that all you got you oversized worm oh you wish

Pretty boy the officer pulled out a vial and drank it he crouched down in pain and began transforming into something more treacherous he looks similar to the bugs he had experimented on earlier but I could tell his power was far more intense than it was at the beginning the

The two of us went at it but with this new vitalized body his exoskeleton made him tough to hurt even with the power of my Daybreak Blaster I had to stay on my toes due to his immense armor he was able to run at me full speed and tank

Most of my hits luckily I use zero gravity to my advantage I jumped High to fire my weapons onto the foolish officer Below in combination with my other guns and lightsaber I was able to hurt him bit by bit hasta la vista baby with one final shot I managed to take down the

Mutant bug officer after defeating the officer I noticed a letter that he must have dropped during the fight harvest the power of Venus to grow our army we are close to dominating the Galaxy oh no I need to hurry on days 63-66 I returned home to find a massive spaceship

Hovering over my base what’s this all about suddenly I was transported into the Bay of the ship there a strange stern-looking alien with large ears was waiting for me who are you you my name is Spock and you are about the Enterprise I used a transporting

Technology to be new up did you say transporter do you mind if I see Earth real quick maybe it’s safe to go back I warn you it’s dangerous but perhaps you should see this with your own eyes Spock teleported Me Down to Earth but when I arrived I found the place had been

Decimated everywhere I walked there were Flames for Miles my home was in serious trouble just then a swarm of alien goons attacked me I pulled down my blue heat to wither their health but these ones were a lot tankier than the others I instantly became overwhelmed and made a

Run for it trying to gain distance between them and me I equipped my new Daybreak once again but it still wasn’t enough these guys were way too strong I managed to separate a few but not even that was enough they eventually surrounded me once again to the point

That I couldn’t escape despite being stronger than before I still wasn’t able to defeat them it was almost as if something continued to feed them power I thought I was getting get overwhelmed but thankfully I was beamed back up to the ship it was too soon for me to go

Back there I need to take out the Venus officer first that is very logical take this prototype of our transporter to Aid you in your mission but be warned it needs ample time to recharge after each use yeah yeah yeah give me give me I got hold of the transporter and excitedly

Examined it woohoo this is a mate wait something is wrong suddenly I was transported to an unknown location on days 67 through 70 I found myself in what looked like a claw machine ah I didn’t mean to do that better get out of here I tried to use my

Teleportation device but it was out of juice no am I trapped I looked around and spotted a group of little green dudes I figured if anyone knew how to escape they would hey what is this place the Claude chooses who will go and who will stay I don’t have time for that I

Need another way out now just then I spotted a spare battery on the other side of the claw machine one that could most likely recharge my teleportation device perfect I started running towards the battery when an ion blast was past me Buzz Lightyear we finally meet huh my

Name is Max you can’t fool me Space Ranger prepared to be incinerated the strange evil aliens started to fire away at me with his gun I had no choice but to fight him if I wanted that battery he shot at me with a swift bullets from his

Ion Blaster but he wasn’t the only one with rage I took out my Daybreak Blaster and used anti-gravity jumping to my advantage I showered massive bullets onto the alien toy from above and cycled into my other weapons to catch him off guard once I dwindle his health low

Enough I went in close to my lightsaber and landed some clean heads how could you do this to your own all that traitorous boy Dad wait no my dad’s back on Earth I landed the final blow defeat eating Zerg once and for all and allowing me to claim my prize I picked

Up the battery and tried out my teleportation device once again max out peace on day 71 -74 I returned to my base using my teleportation device oh I’m glad it worked this time since I had just used my device I knew the battery was probably dead again so I placed it

On a pedestal to give it a chance to regain power I decided to add to my rock examination room with all the new specimens I had gathered the Galaxy is so vast I can’t wait to add more to this room once that was done I started to

Expand the bass out more in general using the materials I had I knew I wanted my space station to have ample space but the building process was taking a while ah is there a way to speed this up just then I noticed a weird old guy checking out my ship who

Are you do you need something nah I was just here to make make fun of your silly little base what it’s super cool please this place is pathetic what you what you need is this the old man tossed me over a strange Contraption use this to expand your base

The old man left leaving me with only the Box well I guess I’ll try this out I activated the box and a blue man appeared in front of me I’m Mr meeseeks look at me I live to die now tell me what to do uh to help build this station

You got it with the extra pair of hands Mr meeseeks and I continue to expand the base in no time at all my project was completed with much more ease wow this place is amazing thank you uh I guess his purpose was fulfilled after that strange experience I decided

To take my rocket out for my next mission to Venus I wasn’t sure if the teleporter was fully charged and I didn’t want to take any risks Venus here I come on days 75-77 I arrived on Venus and took in the sights around me this is my last hope of weakening the alien

Overlord I can’t fail this Mission all of a sudden I spotted one of the alien Empire’s goons Scurry by I knew this was my chance I immediately began to pursue the creature in hopes of finding a lead gotcha huh upon turning a corner I only

Found a sign thanks for the fuel this is a trap I hightailed it back to my Lander to discover that the alien had drained in a fuel I was now stranded on Venus with Nowhere to Run great I had to somehow find three buckets of fuel now

At least I still have the mission at hand time to move I began to navigate Venus on foot using my mining Gadget to harvest different materials from the world around me I dug and eventually found a chest alien treasure Don’t Mind If I Do I quickly busted the chest open

To find a dark matter Blaster waiting for me inside whoa piss will come in handy I took my new loot and continued onwards with my mission eventually I discovered a village in an alien being attacked by another alien you won’t get away with that astronaut maxed to the rescue on

Days 78-81 I rushed into the village and fired my weapons at the Baddie inside I Sprint today the small blue alien I had to give the little guy I have the opportunity to escape I gained his attention but he immediately rushed at me and began swinging his weird tentacle

Sword I put some distance between us and pulled out my blue heat to set him Ablaze but it only stalled him a tiny bit I used my lightsaber to push him back when he came near and as soon as I got the chance I lit him up with my dark

Matter gun he didn’t stand a chance after a long battle I managed to eliminate the alien threat from the venusian village thank you humble traveler for saving our home take this fuel as a token of our gratitude the alien tossed over a bucket granting me the first of the three buckets I needed

Thanks do you know anything about the alien overlord’s officer yes he’s been draining all the energy from our volcano wait that thing is active yes but our race thrives on its eruptions once every thousand years it will pour lava over our village supplying us with all the

Power we need but the officer is gonna take all the power for himself with that much energy the alien Empire will be unstoppable when is the next eruption in a matter of days I’m afraid well I’m gonna have to stop him no matter what thank you young astronaut oh and have a

Method of Escape ready before the eruption it would melt your soft human skin in an instant yikes but I need to gather those last two buckets of fuel fast on days 82 through 85 I continued my search for the remaining two buckets of fuel I needed eventually I spotted a

Weird looking house in the middle of nowhere who’s living all the way out here just then a small alien with a green dog walked out of the house there I’m here to conquer your pathetic Planet surrender it to me at once uh sure oh well that was easy you hear that

Girl the planet Earth deserves did you say planet Earth yes this is the right location yes uh totally this is Earth for sure what are you gonna do now I don’t know I didn’t think I’d get this far what do you earthlings do for fun

Huh well we love to gather fuel fuel you say I believe I spotted some in that direction the alien tossed over a map whoa this is great thanks I decided to continue on my way and follow the map I figured those two aliens were harmless anyways on days 86 through 88 the map

Took me to a lava pit with a structure made entirely of TNT sitting at the center that looks incredibly dangerous but it’s my best shot I carefully navigated the lava and entered the inside of the structure waiting for me was a bucket of fuel sitting on a

Pedestal score I snatched the fuel for safekeeping but before I could leave the alien goon from before appeared in his hand was flint and steel the bait think again pal I took out my lightsaber and knocked the alien back causing him to drop his flint and steel to the

Ground I’ll be taking that now tell me where your commanding officer is he’s at the center of the volcano not like you’ll make it there in time that thing is gonna erupt any day now thanks for the tip I ignited the building and made a run for it thankfully I was able to

Narrowly escape the massive explosion all right my final stop is at the center of the volcano on days 89 through 91 I discovered the massive volcano and began to make my way to the top my challenge ahead was defeating the final officer so I had to be prepared for anything if I

Wanted to save Earth losing was not an option after a lot of climbing I finally reached the peak of the volcano I discovered the Venus officer waiting for me and you must be Max you’ve been in real pain in my Leader’s side well I’m about to be a pain in yours too

Surrender now why would I do that with the power harness from this volcano your pathetic planet is as good as dead not that you would even survive the eruption hey I only need one more bucket of fuel to escape yeah yeah I took out my weapon and charged in

Towards the officer this battle was crucial and one that would decide the fate of my home we exchanged blows with our swords but his sword was really powerful he was using it to send tornadoes at me so I switched to my gun and tried to wear him down from a

Distance he pushed me off the edge but luckily the low gravity was on my side and I fell down to a platform above the lava we fought for a while down there and I tried my best not to fall into the pits below I pulled out my dark matter

Gun the Venus officer was a worthy opponent but I was Stronger I overcame the battle as the Victor I did it upon his death he dropped the final bucket of fuel as well as a note where are all of the resources I requested without them our army is defenseless hurry up you

Fools this is it the alien overlord must be vulnerable suddenly the ground below me began to tremble the volcano was going to erupt in a matter of minutes that’s my cue to run I rushed back to my ship and quickly refilled the tank just as the volcano began to erupt the people

Of Venus would have all the energy that they needed for the next thousand years I took off into space knowing that I would soon be facing my final opponent the alien overlord is going down on days 92-94 I returned to my base to tell Marty the good news hey Marty I defeated

The final officer huh there’s something on board our space station are you sure it’s not just another weird old man okay okay I’ll check it out I began to investigate the [ __ ] for intruders but something about it felt off it was as if an eerie said the dread was filling the

Air that made the hair on the back of my neck stand up out of nowhere I heard the scuttling of footsteps causing me to turn around in a panic hello the atmosphere was heavy but I kept walking eventually finding a ton of large eggs and a monster guarding them excuse me ma’am

Ah the creature charged me it started to bring some kind of acid in my face I pulled out my antimatter gun and mowed him down pretty easily huh that wasn’t too bad suddenly more of the horrified aliens began flooding towards me from the area they were nesting they had all

Hatched they swarmed around me and I tried fighting them off with my pistol and blue heat but there were just too many of them they kept jumping at me trying to grab onto my face I took out the antimatter gun and started mowing them down one by one

After a ton of bullets I managed to take down the last of the little aliens sheesh why does everything want to kill me so bad on days 95 through 96 with the Intruder eliminated I decided it was time to wrap things up at my base I started with my rock examination room

And added any missing rocks I’d obtained since my last expansion with the pedestals completely full the place really came together I’m a certified geologist next I added a telescope to the bottom of my station even though I was already in space I figured it would

Be a good view of Earth finally I went around my base and placed any last minute decorations it needed with that my epic space space was officially complete now that things are more secure here it’s time for me to prepare for the battle ahead I packed up plenty of food

And supplies and gathered all of the residents in the station today marks an important day for the creatures of Earth although I don’t know what the alien overlord has planned for us the 100-day deadline is fast approaching I must put a stop to his treachery before my home

Is destroyed I just hope I can do it well I’m nervous because the last time I faced the overlord he defeated me am I strong enough now Marty tossed over a letter for me to read a letter dear Max the blueborgs of the Moon humbly invite you for one final

Meeting before you take on the alien overlord we have something that will Aid you in your final battle if the blue books have something that can help me win then sign me up on days 97-98 I returned to the Blue Book base and met with the alien I had spoken to before or

Why if it isn’t the sight for soul rise you got my letter I presume yes what is the object you have for me it is an ancient fruit my people use to gain strength they’re incredibly rare but we know how important your mission is anything helps the Blue Book handed me

The mysterious fruit eat it carefully and you will quickly feel its power I ate the fruit as directed and suddenly gained 10 more Hearts whoa this is incredible I feel so much stronger also please hand me your blue heat Blaster I have something big in mind for it after

A bit of work he handed it back to me what changed why don’t you go see for yourself I went outside and did some target practice with my upgraded gun it was hotter than before until even more damage thanks to the blueborgs I now knew I was ready it’s time to take back

Earth on day 99 I touched down on my home planet for the first time in a while but I almost didn’t recognize the place it was infested with alien life forms I walked through the burning landscape taking down wimpy goons like they were nothing come out and face me

You coward suddenly a massive alien monster approached me do you like what we did with the place I don’t have time for your mocking tell me where the alien overlord is you’ll have to deal with me first the monster took to the skies with its massive wings and shot balls of

Alien slime at me from above I had to be careful not to get hit too much otherwise I could have been quickly overwhelmed by her aerial attacks I started the battle with my dark matter during the trip her down then switched to my daybreaker unfortunately the

Monster was far too quick for me to hit with its slow-moving bullets so I swapped my blue heat and waited whenever the monster dared to swoop in close I would fire away with my upgraded weapon tearing through her armor like it was nothing once she was low enough I

Finished off the nasty Beast with my pistol giving me the win and my chance to ask for the whereabouts of her leader I’ve defeated you now tell me where he is foolish astronaut the alien overlord knew he was weakened after you defeated his officers so he set up a little

Counter measure in Earth’s orbit your time is nearly up the monsters succumb to her wounds and die but this battle wasn’t over he won’t get away with this I’m going after him on day 100 I teleported to Earth’s orbit where I was on top of a massive laser pointed

Directly at my home at the top was none other than the alien overlord stop right there ah you finally come to show your little pathetic face as you can see I’ve been very busy you’re finished Overlord surrender the beam or else big talk from such a lousy human you may have taken

Down my offices but you won’t stop me from destroying your planet by the end of this day my laser will be ready to blast your planet to ashes the only thing turning to Asheville be you he took out his Gatling gun and began to fire away unfortunately for him I had a

Dark matter gun of my own the two of us began to fire into each other with our powerful weapons although we are matching strength I had been training the last 100 days in the orbit of space giving me an upper hand in a battlefield without gravity I use this to my

Advantage and Dodge attacks while Landing some of my own calm down you foolish little astronauts if you want to take me on up close then so be it the alien overlord and I took out our lightsabers and engaged in hand-to-hand combat he was a worthy opponent and had

The same sword capabilities as myself but I wasn’t giving up now for all the friends I’d made along the way and my home I was going to win this battle things were getting fierce but I had one secret weapon of my sleeve eat pockies you monster I drilled into the alien

Overlord with my upgraded blue heat Blaster overcoming him with the immense amount of burn damage he fell to his death floating off into the deep recesses of space the Galaxy was saved I did it Earth will live to see another day