I Survived 1000 Days in EXTREME Minecraft Prison!

I’ve been captured incidents to a thousand days of extreme Minecraft prison but the warden doesn’t know what I have up my sleep what’s my goal to escape this prison before my time’s up will I be able to outsmart these evil wardens or will I be trapped here

Forever wait a second what is he doing who let Noob one two three four into the prison yeah put him away guard put him away oh my gosh this is like actually my worst nightmare to be across from newborn two three four in prison oh thank God it’s lunch time okay we have

An iron ingot that is the only thing we have from ourselves so far please tell me he doesn’t get to go to lunchtime and I get to go by myself take a seat you’re going to love what Chef cooked up today he he I don’t know if I’m gonna like

That we are now at day two and this guy’s giving me the creeps I’m just gonna take this iron stick some sort of pulse shaped item okay we have a chef thank you Chef for the prison food what is this I made this special just for you

Enjoy May thank you Chef I don’t even want to know what this is I knew that was a new idea why did I go ahead and eat a prisoner back to his cell we are now at day three of being in Minecraft prison what did that car just drop in

Iron Ingot how do I get it oh my gosh is that secretly unspeakable trying to help me get out of this place I don’t know using this pole shaped item and are iron ingots we will make a screwdriver I just have to make sure they don’t see this

Okay go quick quick quick come on come on we can’t be doing it come on why is this singing so oh I’m chilling get back at it go go go go go well why does it take so long to do these come on go go go

I was fixing the vent it was broken he goes well keep it down there I’m watching you are you really watching me when you go to the opposite direction I didn’t think so here we go this is it ladies and gentlemen you need to leave a

Like down below in this video right now because what we were about to do is epic did you see that so if you use scaffolding like this on a one block opening you just start like literally you just start swimming in the block how long does this okay this oh is this room

Storage room Contraband items contained here is there any guards okay you see the top see how it says day six once it reaches day 100 we want we’re literally just trying to survive for a hundred days in Minecraft prison what okay what

Oh no no no no no no no no what am I supposed to do oh my God what setup it wasn’t me well well hello there Preston I knew you’d be a troublemaker guess we’re going to need to reinforce your cell a bit better are you freaking kidding me what

Guys who sold me out was it you you know what the funny thing is though they put me back in my cell with a screwdriver I found a lighter a pocket knife steak and a cell phone on the ground of the Contraband so if you know there’s a contraband mean things that prisoners

Have basically smuggled in and they put it there as evidence and now we have it dude sneaking past these guards are this is gonna be so hard all right we can do this we can do this oh yeah oh oh my gosh look at this our cell

Phone signal is actually going up we got four green bars I need more oh no oh God why is there a card right here I gotta call my wife Bree I have to tell you something but you can’t be mad you’re pregnant what no science doesn’t work

Like that okay did you forget to flush the toilet again no why won’t you listen to me I’m in prison Preston sorry my Uber is here I’ve gotta go there’s a handle sale seriously what what no no no how how did you know probably because I

Left the cell open you know maybe no they took the phone guys it’s day 18 in Minecraft president they put me in the coal mines dad comment and this is my punishment this is what I get oh my gosh okay I’ve got to fill this furnace oh what is that

Sound oh the furnace heat is decreasing apparently that’s a bad thing okay what oh this is actually sick okay the the cold just teleports into my inventory I’m sorry I’m sorry oh my oh my cool have you guys ever seen the animated movie how he basically really similar to a scene

I’ve seen in that um I feel very wronged right now I’m very disappointed in a lot of things but mainly my wife for not freaking listening to me yo how much heat can this thing stop decreasing you schmuck has anybody seen a furnace that decreases this fast in heat is there

Anything else that I can power with today is science Saturday which means the first hundred people that order our pixel poster are going to get it hand signed by me you do not want to miss out on this deal at firemerch.com like lava oh wait gold question mark all right yo

I have no idea if gold works well in furnaces but we’re about to find out baby all right yo if this works you’ve got to subscribe oh that’s sick I threw it into the furnace and it auto smelted all right this should be enough coal yes yes it’s just the world’s hungriest

Furnace I’ve literally never seen a furnace like this in my entire life please be enough no no oh we’re so close where’s the other coal come on come on baby come on yes take that furnace anyways I forgot what his name was in the animated movie

Of Hal’s Moving Castle but he’s like a tiny flight it is now day 20. remind me to never get caught again in prison with my cell phone out that was actually like really difficult and I would that was bad I’ve made it to the outside I think this

Is where the prisoners have gathered to place I don’t like this people who are named Carl are usually a little suspicious if you need something around here I’m your guy right click me to check out what I got oh that’s just he’s got TNT and a lock pick and bread why

Would I waste money on bread I want the lock pick or the TNT dang it Carl your shop is too expensive either that or I’m too broke I don’t think I have the gold why are you guys watching me so awkward this is very awkward to be watched like

This especially you you’ve got no what are the what’s the whites in your eyes I forget the name but it’s creepy you’ve only got pupils strange okay Brock you are a very interesting looking individual five gold ingots to the winner yes I like how we’ve just met and

You’ve challenged me I also don’t even have five golden ingots but don’t tell Brock vet oh we’re playing a game of pig oh no basketball is not my strong suit y’all hold up okay Brock all right so I’ve literally I don’t know how this works listen I’m warming up okay it’s like the

First time you throw it into Pearl you don’t know how it really works I can make it this time all right just just please trust me okay ready watch I can do with my I can do with my eyes closed three two one oh my God

Okay I actually thought I was gonna have that please don’t unsubscribe this is embarrassing I’m going to I I have to make the next three shots in a row or I get Pig and look at that Brock Mist yeah Brock you can’t make anything with the broccoli buy broccoli I’m warmed up

Look at that beautiful gold all right Brock right here on the red clay let’s see it baby yeah bro what you how do you look at that way and then manage to get it over there and you missed give me that basketball shoot bet you didn’t know I got the b-ball

Skills boy actually I don’t realize but it’s in Minecraft so it’s a little bit easier yeah but you got Mr Brock oh look at that look at that Mr Brock who both got the pi this can’t be happening you won’t make another shot hey let’s hear Tony Baloney watch this no eyes

Ah look at that oh Brock Oh I thought it was for five ingots it was for five nuggets Brock thank you for being a good sport it’s for the Nuggets brother wait do I have enough no I should have enough I think not enough for the TNT I don’t oh

Do I get the lock pick oh yeah I’m gonna put the TNT I give me the I’m gonna take the lock pick just one though it is now day 41 almost and it’s your gym time now don’t waste it now what do you mean I never waste my

Gym time all right but here’s the thing okay I like how this I just realized this person has a boxing this this prison you know you’re in prison when there’s a boxing ring to exercise I’m not gonna box though I’m not gonna be doing any exercising

Oh yeah you already know what it is baby you see these blocks if you think about it parkour is definitely a workout for the legs like this would not be easy to do unless wait you have to parkour to get to the second section of the gym

That’s how you know this is a Hardcore gym when you’re literally at the parkour to get to the next part of the weights dang oh but here it is the mighty Bertha this has got to be it yes this is exactly what we were looking for we’re good we’re good accidents happen

You know okay I choked on water just now I’m fine all right Focus all right we’ve got a room oh no no no no no look at these okay as I’m joking from water the security guards in this room are taking a break uh so what I’m trying to do right now

I’m literally trying to talk and it’s very difficult because I’m a choking yes golden nuggets for the TNT baby okay I’m gonna try I got four if there’s gotta be I know you security guards got more nuggets than this I want all of the Nuggets all right hold on

Viewers the vent we came through is no longer available it is why is it blocked up what just happened hello what in San Francisco’s going on fine that’s it desperate times call for desperate measures walkie-talkie type any message to be sent through the walkie-talkie ah

What do I say wait oh my yo the security guards I know they’re just the security guard’s about to be held over break anything fight in the courtyard need backup ASAP that sounds like some of the security guard would say right dispatching units yes yes oh my freaking gosh I can’t

Believe that actually worked now we just got to make it back to ourselves yo how lit is this six walkie-talkie and six nuggets Brock Brock what wait wait wait wait what Brock just robbed me he said what’s up buddy let’s talk and then robs me they took the walkie-talkie he didn’t take

The Nuggets why did he not take the Nuggets he just took the walkie-talkie dad comment I was gonna use that to try to call Bree again dang it it’s day 68 and we’re about to eat more cafeteria food oh no food fine who just threw that

Oh it definitely couldn’t have been me I wouldn’t throw food come on I made a lava oh my God she’ll chill relax okay this is perfect I did not realize this was gonna cause aspic of a commotion as it did but this is perfect oh my god

Dude what I’m in the bell with the food foreign I just need them to keep the guards distracted just for long enough wait a second hold on hold on hold on I feel like I need what’s in this room go go like literally the world’s worst security guards the this prison listen

We’re not gonna get into that right now okay maybe it’s privately owned I don’t know oh note on the ground wait it’s for the safe boy wait can they hide them on the okay oh my gosh they’re on the ground just two no there’s got to be

More hold on don’t tell me I’m just Oh and I’m gonna choke again is it really nine five there’s no way there’s that’s what I thought there’s no way if I was paper what would I be if it was paper hello paper I know there’s a paper in here oh there it is all right nine five

Two nine five two is the code I repeat nine five two yes safe contents top secret damage has been done to the bottom of the mine this needs to be addressed quickly and quietly no one can know about this me hey you know what I’m saying luckily

The damage isn’t enough for any prisoner to escape oh oh so that’s what you thought oh the guy oh my this is actually too perfect we’re going to slide back into the food fight like nothing ever happened you understand I can’t have these guards knowing I snuck off not again not after

They made me eat the prison food that was really bad no it’s day 82. okay buddy you’re on cooking dude don’t put me on cooking duty I don’t even like cooking I mean sometimes but not for these loafs come here I’m I’m following you why did everybody change was this

Different prisoners is everybody albino okay fine in here don’t call me buddy that’s just weird you’re you’re a guard I’m a Jailer prison guy oh not this guy again welcome to the kitchen you’re on Cook’s Duty I’ll walk you through what you gotta do why do you look like Naruto

You literally kind of look like Chef Naruto oh and he’s been oh you got me to go I gotta go in the wait I gotta why are you keeping fish you eat in the aquarium what is five normal fish stop it stop oh my God I’m gonna look I’m gonna die I’m

Gonna die I’m literally getting bullied by fish these puffer fish are bullies man just give me the fish yeah give me the fish get my last one come in yeah get in there oh my gosh let me leave this puffer yo they’re literally guarding the exit stop stop that’s right

Come down to the Blowfish okay what do you say load The Cauldron with the fish wait which cauldron this one okay this seems weird there’s I don’t know something about this seems kind of weird baby okay I need age raw beef no weapons for prisoners so you’ll have to use sir

This is barbaric if any vegetarians are vegans are watching this this is Loki terrible okay oh sorry cows the chef is making me do this and I feel really uncomfortable can we get a that’s ah why and you’re watching that’s what makes us even worse Chef Naruto this is just this

Isn’t right somebody’s gonna get mad at me and it’s not my fault it’s really not I didn’t do anything to deserve this all right I just was trying to survive for 100 days in prison all right and it’s very stop it right now all right please

Yes uh so why do I get blindness whenever I’m going to do things this is strange all right where do you want this Chef where do I put this Chef all right boom boom what am I feeding these guys what am I feeding them now all you’ve

Got to do is feed everyone they’re impatient so you only have two minutes oh this is hideous I can only carry six plates at a time how do I feed them oh I’ve got to right click them why am I taking damage this is disgusting no wonder why no wonder my Minecraft

Character literally puked whenever I ate this this is so it’s putrid it’s disgusting it’s literally fish from an aquarium and raw beef and water like no seasonings take it ah my work here is done prisoners fueled oh man okay it’s time to go back to my cell I’m not even

Mad that I’m going back to my that was a rough day okay it’s day 86 in prison it’s been rough as it is and that just wasn’t easy you know I’ma lock myself in all right I’ma literally lock myself in oh no I forgot it’s day 90. Preston your

First for prison mind Duty no you’ll go one at a time ah dude this is ridiculous I’m tired I’m just like ow damage out stop oh Alex why am I taking so much damage imagine I find a secret totally not planned by the way

Um yeah day 91 oh wow dude I really I don’t know if I wanted to find this wait am I still being timed I’m still being timed oh my God my good place why are there campfires and weather skeleton skulls do I dare to

Go deeper yes oh my gosh is that a door oh what is this oh my gosh dude what is that that is so many diamonds and emeralds and gold blocks oh do they notice me oh no no no how did you even notice me how oh my God

They’re so fast why are these president cards so fast I gotta use my parkour skills stop stop stop I don’t know where to go I’ll damage damage please please I have a wife listen I’ve got a wife we need is I don’t know don’t ID me don’t

ID me no no no no no you’re never gonna catch up I’m too fast with it I’m too quick yeah yeah look at that yeah I bet you guys don’t have pickaxes do you that’s what I thought yeah like I’m stuck on the other side

We go is we lost him no I was just you just didn’t have a pickaxe buddy good gift for coming buddy okay yeah wow thank you you did terrible I expect much more I would I can’t tell him what I was doing if I tell him what I was doing

He’s gonna know I’m on gender Duty Loki I get status I get I is this poop I don’t want to know also I don’t think this is how you’re supposed to hold them up okay you know what I’m enjoying this all right I honestly would much rather be a

Custodian right like being a custodian is actually nice you get to make people’s lives clean and I like it as a fun fact I used to clean houses for a living too okay just so you know all right what do you think boss hey well it

Could have been worse at least you got some dirt up bro don’t be like that I’m just not a good Miner we’re almost at day 100. it’s day 93 but I kind of time to sleep it’s day 98 and I don’t know how much more of this I can take I’m starting to

Have the urge to break out of prison to be completely honest with you and I’ve been stashing my items you thought the security guards took my items put them in my chest cause I’m brilliant like that all right Carl Carl I want the I want the TNT I want the TNT Carl give

Me the TNT I’ve got enough nuggets oh this is where he made me kill the cows I have bad memories here but we’re not here we’re not here to dwell on bad memories we’re going back to the secret cave weekly all right he’s not looking yes thank you lock pick

You know for two golden nuggets this thing’s the steel oh there it is give me this okay we’re going back down oh I do not want to die to fall damage see but the scary thing is all right you you already know you know why we’re going

Back in here guys you know we’re going back for that Vault I want that loot and see this is where the TNT and the light have finally come into place I had to come back to this I had to you know we had to do it okay we’re at day 100 I’m

Busted into this Vault oh give me this goal what is this a golden key cardboard key useless junk you got tricked wait what no there is no way I didn’t fall for any trap this is this small person can’t hold someone as agile and as intelligent as you thank you I

Appreciate that but wait a second you set me up fortunately we will be moving you to a new prison cell I do hope you enjoyed no no you’ll never take me alive Warden no no you’ll never take me alive what is the warden saying to me welcome

To your new prison Preston there’s no way for you to escape this time I’ve gotta admit this prison is crazy looking if we notice anything suspicious from you we will not hesitate to move you to the unbreakable cell Oh my gosh isn’t this a little Overkill also why is there a dead body in my bed oh time for breakfast get moving what’s in the chest but do I need to go to breakfast if I’ve already got bread inside of my chest okay fine look at

This not only are there prison bars there are like lasers and prison cells this place is scary it is currently day 101 as you can see at the top apparently it’s time to eat hello hey look at that new inmate loser let’s show him what no

What are you doing oh what are you doing I’m getting punched somebody do something hello the attackers ran away what what just happened I literally just got attacked in prison and the guards didn’t do a single thing what the heck Jeff please tell me you have something to what was oh no

You know I will admit the chef is a beautiful looking woman but what is this prison food in a bowl smells funky can’t wait to eat this last time I ate yeah yeah I literally knew this is 16 minutes of blindness and five seconds of nausea first time eating prison food get used

To it criminal now go back to your cell okay come on did I really deserve this also the nurse is pretty cute just saying wait a second hold on I don’t know why but there’s a there’s there’s oil in a chest near the bed I’m hanging on to

This just in case we need this wait a second that’s the guy that beat me up in the cafeteria wait what’s in his chest hold on hold on hold on you need something to suppress the sound of the squeak oh because it’ll wake up Griffin wait the oil

Janitor ID official employee card a janitor key and six pieces of bread that’s what you give Griffin that’s what you get yeah look at your little black beady eyes for beating me up beautiful people I’m gonna need you all to leave a like if you’re watching this video right

Now because we are on day 101 out of 200. we have a long way to go okay let’s put this stuff in here all right here’s what we’re gonna do hi how is it only day 102. this is getting ridiculous time to break some bones

I’m gonna take I’m gonna take a piece of bread with me and the key and the janitor ID oh no now I get it I thought the guards were gonna break my bones no we’re just mining bones what is he’s wearing a mask I kind of love this

Social distancing hype wait why is he not wearing a mask but he’s wearing a mask all right anyways so once again we are just thankful that we are not having our bones broken by the guards we are breaking the bones I don’t know what they use this for unless they give it

Like do they sell it to Farmers for a profit I literally have no idea so anybody notice something I’m the only prisoner here I like that it makes you feel a bit nervous all right I’ve got your ten bones there you go Devin dead bones here you go bro you’re welcome for

Someone who escapes prisons you’re pretty slow what do you mean I’m slow all right are they clear the guards left me in the Boneyard and look at what we have in the corner the janitor only room okay there’s got to be something in here that we need to escape there’s got to be

Something mop an old janitor’s Mom I don’t know if we can use that to Escape wrench wait that is actually hype I think we could use the wrench to escape what’s up here what’s up here oh no no no no the security guard is asking me

Did he get back to her cell oh no no no yeah David I’m here I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry listen we can’t look suspicious okay I’m going I’m going Devin geez also why is there a chicken in prison he’s laying eggs I’m gonna

Scoop these up in case you need them for look at him he said don’t let me catch you slipping again uh I can’t believe it all right we are now at day 109 of the 200 days so I forgot to show you guys I also got this from the Janitor’s Closet

So we’ve got a mop wrench and then a hook I also like how the description is I wonder what I can use this for wait it’s time for breakfast again I’m taking a piece of bread ain’t no way I’m eating that prison food again oh what do you

Want Griffin yeah look at this guy man you think you can beat me up again ain’t Tony Baloney Hey listen please if Griffin tries to beat me up again can you please hit that subscribe button down below we’re trying to hit 10 million subscribers no no no Chef I’m

Not eating the prison I’m not eating the prison food again I’m eating this bread I’m eating this wait hey Griffin who are you to eat good food everyone here eats the same stuff I’m the boss in here yo okay get out of here Griffin what are

You gonna oh you’re trying to fight oh you really want to do this you really want to find me Griffin you think you stand a chance no that’s it that’s it I’m done with you I’m oh no no come on man no Griffin totally started that

Fight wait I’m being punished it’s a day off for me okay so now I’m being punished by doing the dirty laundry of everybody in the prison and there is a lot of dirty laundry ladies and gentlemen what in guacamole toast is this you piece of dirty water I can’t

Believe I gotta do this this is nonsense this is literally nonsense I feel like I feel like I shouldn’t be in trouble this is all Griffin’s fault Griffin started this man oh my gosh there’s even why is there okay how do you get dirt laundry

Up here on top of lasers I will never understand all right I’ve got all the dirty clothes this has got to be enough this is enough I have a literally I have so many take it all take it I don’t want any of it I don’t want any of this you

Can have every little bit yes Are you kidding me oh it’s broken again looks like it’s the fourth time this week what do you mean it’s broken you you punished me to clean laundry and then you broke the don’t you dare blame this on me I didn’t do nothing can you climb into the washing

Machine there’s a trap door oh of course there’s Buster there’s puffer fish down here huh huh okay I am literally resetting a laundry machine in the prison what is my Minecraft life come to all right one more but one more one more come on come on one more yeah yeah right

There right there all right we’re done we’re done give me out of here no I don’t even know where to go hello oh there it is there it is oh sweet oxygen Klein you are my least favorite security guard and then he throws me back in the cell after all that hard work

It’s now day 120 in this Minecraft prison what do you want oh we’ve got a visitor what who’s visiting me in prison he kind of looks like you but smaller what oh I’m being allowed okay so he’s allowing me to go to the visitor area

Thank god oh it’s it’s my son you know what this means you know he didn’t just come to visit me he’s gonna give me something to help me bust out of here hello father Brianna apparently couldn’t come because she’s playing Among Us oh what do we have here a dirt cake you

Know there’s something inside of this that’s gonna help us Escape yeah yeah son I’ll come I’ll come back soon I promise thank you for the cake son oh okay dude I literally got like 30 seconds with my son is that really all I get is that’s it okay did you really

Just put me back in myself he put me back in myself now it’s time to find what is truly in this cake oh wait I’m nauseous oh no I’m nauseous wait maybe there’s nothing in this cake and it was just something that was really bad oh

You spit up a pickaxe oh you know what this means wait that’s what’s underneath wait a second this was literally underneath my cell the entire time no no no you gotta be kidding me they knew they knew I was gonna try to escape from here no and the wooden pickaxes and

Strong enough why why it can’t break the lasers it literally can’t break the lasers dang it dang it okay here’s what you do I have a game plan listen to me I have a plan of action covered the evidence I’ll never know oh let’s go how

Do they not I want to know why they don’t know this exists yeah give me give me 80 days I’m gonna be out of this prison okay day 138 it’s your time to work in The Iron Shop no no wait a second though if we’re going to The Iron Shop which of

These items do we should we bring we’ve already used the janitor’s ID I think we’ve already used the janitors key I feel like we need the wrench oh that’s the thing if I bring both of these they’re gonna find it on me like they’re gonna find it on my body so I’m

Gonna bring just the rich just the wrench I really hope that’s what we need I do your words chungus bring me to this mine all right what am I doing here boss we need you oh my gosh I’ve got to make 32 reinforced iron bars how do I do this

It’s up to you to figure out the machine uh by the way you can’t leave until you’re done I really appreciate that you know thanks thanks for giving me no context on how to accomplish this Mission do I just mind these okay so we mined these blocks and we get iron

Scraps wait wait what is this have you ever seen this in Minecraft before I literally never happened hold on oh oh you put the coal oh that is oh that’s cool that’s kind of amazing I’m kind of really impressed what that is amazing okay I think we need 32 of these it’s

Kind of a hard job I’m gonna be cool I might be completely honest oh my gosh we’re almost done I just need what do we need oh we’re done that’s it that’s it we’re literally already done okay take it take it take it I don’t even want him

Anymore there you go you’re welcome he doesn’t even say thank you I bet you 100 bucks she doesn’t even say thank you you may go back to your cell all right sure boss man I’ll go back I’ll I’ll go back to my cell storage room no prisoners allowed this

Has got to be it hey hey hey let me in come on tell me the rich is the right material is it not gonna work yes oh my gosh this is pogs okay what’s inside of here you know there’s something else and stuff what is this oh prison food why would I

Ever want frozen food you know I don’t have enough time time is of the essence we cannot ask questions bolt cutters that’s what we needed wait the bolt cutters can we cut those lasers down in the sewers maybe welcome to day 156. in the last hundred days in prison video I

Did basketball so I’m gonna stay very far away from this but it’s recess time now what do you want Griffin you want to cause more of a problem he just called me a loser let’s settle this like a man you think you could put your he wants to

Do a parkour course against me does he really think he yo description a guy think he has a chance like y’all know I’m the parkour King right let me show you look at this You’re Gonna Lose yeah gather around and mate so you can see him eat his

Heart you look like you need it oh yeah look at this Griffin guy look at him go look at him go look at him going so slow all right what’s the next one slime parkour once again giving him a head start oh Griffin you fell

Down you hate to see a chief you hate to see it Griffin what’s the point what’s the point you’re not gonna win it’s just oh is he gonna make it I let my Lord and Savior fight my battles from above but let’s be honest sometimes it’s just nice to see people

Who talk a lot of smack absolutely get destroyed I mean dude I don’t want to be that guy but Griffin is struggling on regular ladder parkour jumps look at this oh he’s catching up he just fell again so this has pretty much been the easiest parkour challenge I’ve ever attempted in

My entire life watch this oh oh that is not an easy jump to make but with a lot of practice I promise you can make it well well Griffin well played I did not expect him to say well played you know what I appreciate the compliment when you’re wrong to your

Friends or other people you’re competing against just show humility be nice be kind like Griffin I mean then again he’s not really that nice because he did kind of beat me up all right here’s here’s the deal I don’t know if you noticed this but while we’re

Doing the parkour there are all of these training dummies which I think I might be wrong here but we might be able to use these for our Escape we are almost at 200 days we are now on day 183 and it’s time for breakfast yet

Again but hold on I grabbed all of these items out of our chest because we were going to disguise ourselves as a janitor so everybody right now like everybody’s a door breakfast but here’s what we’re gonna do let’s sneak around the corner all right anybody nobody there nobody

There okay and boom boom boom ladies and gentlemen welcome to janitor Preston I literally I knew this mop would come in handy I have no idea I have no I have no idea if this disguise is gonna hold up just cleaning hi just just cleaning you know

Just cleaning up sorry that flower was expired um yep just cleaning just oh oh what’s this oh restroom yes just click oh Yes um just cleaning the bathroom you missed a spot over there oh God okay I thought I saw through my disguise that was terrifying okay we can do this easy easy hey yeah oh my God this bathroom is disgusting whoever’s been dude and this isn’t even the prisoner’s bathroom this

Is the guards bathroom this is the most you should be ashamed and perfect as you were yes thank you quite right oh wait do you think the guards will let me clean in there I have no idea I’m gonna try though I mean I gotta try right

Um oh please show your ID yes yeah you like that my name’s Tanner Preston the janitor well technically Tanner the janitor to clean hello my purpose is to clean and that is it hello there take my ID bro see it’s legitimate all right Tanner make it quick let’s freaking go

Yeah just cleaning over here cleaning the walls what’s inside the chest this is really random but I picked up some prison food earlier in the cafeteria yes I jammed the lasers with prison food that’s how you know it’s bad okay we have 90 seconds before we get noticed

Should we open this with oil you use the oil in the chest and open it without anyone noticing a master key that opens a locked door oh these are the worst prison guards I’ve literally ever seen by 50 seconds oh my gosh we have less than a minute we have less

Than a minute I don’t know if we’re gonna make it no we can do this all right put back the extra prison food back in here okay 40 seconds we’re changing we’re changing boom back to the cafeteria no longer Tanner we’re back to be in Preston finally day 200 this is where we

Get to make our Escape we have to make sure no guards are watching perfect these are all of the items we managed to collect throughout the entire video and here’s what we’re gonna do first things first training dummy pretending like it’s me The Great Escape let’s go oh my pickaxe

Just broke okay hopefully we don’t need that uh oh that okay that’s not perfect but it’s gonna work down we go baby and now that we know that the prison food can jam lasers literally I can get rid of all of these by just throwing food at them what is this no unauthorized

Personnel Beyond this point let me guess I bet the master key works what is this rope oh wait we can use our hook with the Rope to get a grapple oh this is amazing finally after 200 days we can finally get out of this prison oh look at this ah bolt gutters

Baby oh my gosh that’s so satisfying without the grappling hook I don’t know if it would have been able to get out of here oh come on grappling hook yay grapple ladies and gentlemen gentlemen finally free no no wait what no no no no no no oh we did

Not just spend 200 days in this prison to be caught two separate times no no you cannot tell me this is a dead end man you gotta be kidding me no I’m not gonna survive that fall I don’t even have feather falling I’m truly disappointed Preston I thought you’ve

Changed we’re moving you to a more secure prison I don’t deserve this man all right Warden Take Me Away bored and take me away and ready to be changed oh okay so when he was talking about a sky person he wasn’t kidding we are literally in

The sky in this prison cell what oh my ever seen in Minecraft a spell that gives me slowness too dude this guy’s gonna escort me to the cafeteria okay budster ladies and gentlemen I have been wrongfully imprisoned if you could please leave a like to help me escape from this place I

Would be forever appreciative also please if you’re new to the channel go ahead hit that subscribe button oh my gosh this is incredible this must be the I think this is the cafeteria oh yeah this is definitely the cafeteria look at all these people okay I’m gonna go sit

Down rather let me keep my YouTube merchandise on instead of putting me in the orange jumpsuit newbie go to the kitchen and see what’s going on with the chef and see why he’s late well he probably doesn’t want to work in this terrible prison I can’t believe we’re in

A sky prison this is like blowing my mind okay is this where am I supposed to go here oh my God this is why the chef hasn’t shown up everything is on fire no if I did not have this belt on it’d be a lot easier to extinguish these Flames oh my

Oh my either this Chef is crazy and did this intentionally or it’s the world’s worst Minecraft prison ship nobody said Kitchen on fire like this and I mean nobody okay tell me I get some kind of reward for this guys I mean I literally just put out a fire and saved your

Entire prison thank you for your help I know you’re a prisoner but here’s something to enjoy this is I get breaded we’re really like you can okay this is how you can tell it’s the sky person there’s literally a cloud literally a cloud coming more no more Cloud 10 pieces of bread

For safe in this kitchen sheesh she ripped me off bro beautiful people it’s day 202 in this Minecraft sky prison guard Joe will not leave me he’s making me put on the Belt again anytime deal with it fine I’m Joe wait for me listen remember you made me put this

Belt on bro okay where are we going oh my gosh dude it is so creepy looking down and seeing that you were just floating oh we’re going to the soccer field by the way for anybody out there this is American soccer okay I think uh

Oh really really Joe this is what I get for saving the cafeteria I saved the kitchen Joe don’t you ever forget that you hairy mustache look beautiful man yo wait a second hold on what’s what are you doing back here T-Bone you know I gotta be honest with you you don’t look

Like a person who’d be named T-Bone you’re the new kid in town huh I heard you escaped prison twice pretty impressive are you interested in joining a game not sure why not I mean I’m already in prison I might as well do something okay apparently hop stall T-Bones golden

Nuggets and we need to get them back to to win his trust but if we can’t get his golden nuggets back he said bad things are gonna happen to us I don’t know what that means okay Hey listen here hop give me T-Bones nuggets that sounds wrong trying to get in the

Deepones gang all right kid if you can score one of three penalty shots you can have him boom hey what come on what come on give me nuts let’s go hop a deal to deal bloodster give me he’s gonna give me half of them what do you mean only half

Of them careful dealing with T-Bone he’s up to something Shady says the guy who made me play soccer for Golden nuggets I keep on hey listenita T-Bone you and Hop look kind of similar you must be related here’s your nuggets only half what do you mean okay dude don’t just say only

Half that’s all he would give me man welcome dude look I got the T-bone gang headband what I look like a wannabe Karate Kid it is now day 209 at least we have acquired The Karate Kid headband [ __ ] dude what I’m on farming duty today that sounds so

Boring Joe don’t make me do farming I know this crop field is always Infested by Sky goblins it’s your task to get rid of them all use this bottle to capture oh I gotta catch little Goblin wait oh my gosh oh oh okay a goblin touched me

And now I’ve got poison nausea hunger and and blindness stop the goblin I repeat do not let the sky goblins touch you okay Camilo Goblin Goblin no no we were touched the goblin touched us we got the nausea again you like that yeah Camille hey I don’t want I don’t ever want to

See another Goblin again take it take them take him thank you not bad for your first time better get used to it since you completed your tests on time you were oh I’m free for the rest of the day huh maybe I can give him the rest of his

Nuggets T-Bone hey was Gucci well dude I feel like this guy talks like an old man well I understood it’ll be how’s it hanging Jam good dad he’s gonna be like yo don’t call me dad this is weird oh he ignored me he said this Garden holds one of the most

Powerful oars ever existed the Skylight well he gave me a pickaxe you’ve been holding on to this T-Bone just told us to go under this Fountain to mine five of the Skylight oars and not to get caught how do the guards not know that this exists or do they know that this

Exists okay I was like I was wondering what the ore would look like it makes a lot of sense if you’re wondering why I didn’t just jump in the water it’s poisoned right oh what is this what is this security alert this is the protected area I was not told this was

Gonna happen bro what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean stop the sound stop the sound get me out of here T-Bone now come out come here I’ll give me out come on go go swim hey T-Bone take these take these there you go bud

Did you almost got me caught homie day 216. it’s time for the monthly gladiator fight apparently this month I was chosen for the gladiator fight I’d be lying it if I said I wasn’t kind of nervous Joe please don’t make me do this why don’t

You speak to me when I look at you Joe come on you don’t want to do this man oh man okay okay you’re like you’re really uncomfortably close to my mouth anyways oh my gosh these sick twisted prison guards are watching us man they’re gonna

Watch me fight in this Arena boy he gave me he gave me an iron chest blade a shield a diamond sword and dirt what am I fighting oh and of course dude of course you’ve got the freaking you’ve got the warden watching everything [Laughter] oh wait hold on okay I was actually not

That scared for a little bit and then the way this thing moves is terrifying I do not like how it moves but I will say this it actually is I’m not that worried anymore because if you could chain him he can’t really even touch you so he’s

Kind of a massive Noob yeah guards is this what you wanted to see that you wanted to see this I totally dumbled that combo wow no one ever beat the Minotaur you deserve a small break guard Joe will pick you up in one minute wow I get a one minute break wait security

Card oh what the Minotaur dropped the security guard to the storage room oh oh dude this is really risky I’m just gonna go I’m gonna be the first one to say that this is kind of risky but I’m doing it anyways okay what can we find

In the storage room that we’re gonna use there’s got to be something in here man so what is this maintenance boost maintenance boots chest plate leggings oh that’s gonna come oh that’s gonna be handy wait a bow and three arrows Paul an electric drill okay okay Joe it’s not what it looks like

Okay I don’t know how Joe did not realize okay I don’t even want this take this back I don’t even need it all right there you go everything’s back something weird is happening it’s day 230. it’s been 14 days since the Gladiator Arena and their Joe isn’t here you know the

Security guard that’s normally like right here he’s not here today and the bridge is already drawn normally they don’t draw the bridge for me unless I put on the security belt this is weird man what is going on oh I haven’t even dude I don’t think I’ve even seen this part

Of the prison oh don’t scare me like that man wait you’re not Joe Joe’s got a mustache the power’s out a prisoner who got the power and is on the run right now what oh no no no not pop award and okay bud let’s just cool the Jets homie

It’s been a while Preston looks like one of our prisoners is trying to escape surprisingly it’s not me since you’ve tried to escape before we could use your help why would I help you if you can retrieve them will lighten your prison sentence Warden I’ve consulted with Noob

We agree this is the generator room very spacious I have no idea where I am on oh wait that’s the Gladiator Arena and the farm so the generator’s right to the left wait what are these bolt cutters I’m gonna go fix the generator with a you know why they’re making me go fix

The generator right because there’s probably electrical hazards down here and most people that go down here probably end up um not making it back if I’m gonna just be putting it lightly dude I don’t like this I don’t like this I don’t like this I don’t want to do it

I don’t want to do it enter generator avoid the virus and restore the power okay what does that mean well we got a little viruses in here are they cute oh look at the cute oh no no is there anything like the Goblins they’re not oh my God they have

Wings I’ve never seen a virus okay all right um switch oh wait I don’t even have to kill the way I don’t even need to kill the viruses I just have to flip the switches two okay that’s two oh we got oh Sheboygan three oh humperding number four baby all right where’s

Number five five alive homie five alive if I was five where would I be is that five is that I think I’ve already flicked this one nope nope that was the last one okay that actually wasn’t as bad as I thought it was gonna be look at that we got the power online

Look at that black space beat oh my gosh I don’t know what door just opened wait who’s this Chad Chad is trying to escape the prison stop it Chad let’s get out of here I can’t stand it here anymore I’m pretty sure we can survive this fall

Chad I’ve talked to my viewers about this the water is poisonous I’m not gonna give you the bolt cutters Chad fine you know what if you want to resort to five take them I’m telling you Chad you’re gonna die I’m telling you this is

Not a good idea Chad this is a Chad I’m telling you man this is not Chad Chad what did I tell you I told you die this isn’t what it looks like what do you mean I I didn’t do oh my are you freaking kidding me I didn’t do this it

Was freaking Chad day 253. I don’t know why but I keep getting this new guard look get to the cafeteria and get some lunch so you don’t even look menacing you look sweet oh dude I haven’t been to the cafeteria since we saved the kitchen

Um from being on fire all right we were missing a lot of prisoners today oh wait hello Chef you look kind of like Naruto um thanks Super Steak best steak on the market Wait don’t Tell the warden I served you this eat it for some special effects

Like I knew I was gonna get something for saving the kitchen no Noob you can’t go anywhere you’re staying right here I have no idea if we’re supposed to just eat the steak now or save it I’m gonna just eat it oh I fear powerful speed regeneration and saturation Preston over here what’s

Over here oh it’s T-Bone in the back left looking all sus hello Mr bone follow me I’ll lead you to our secret hideout but first I need to disable your security belts whoa dude if this gets me in more trouble I’m gonna be so upset the ward had already extended my

Sentence because he thought I was trying to escape that should do it follow me wait okay how do you wait where’s okay we are in the uh this is where we played soccer with hop no no The Hideout was here all along what how did the guards

Not notice this is the most obvious Hideout I’ve ever seen in my entire life what if they know this exists and they’re just using it we need you to steal two items helicopter keys and a two-way radio I really hope nobody’s taking a shower right now he’s still

Awkward he like run up on somebody while they’re showering you’re like hello I’m here to take the helicopter keys what is this what is this oh that’s cool oh my gosh that’s amazing oh I don’t know y’all I don’t know how this just happened but I’m in a tunnel what is

This what is this storage Supply Closet no he flashes this long but this is incredible oh I bet the helicopter keys are in the safe okay what is this prison calendar lunch lady Sarah wait this has got to be the code wait what does that

Say one ten five no no no it’s not these it’s got to be the warden’s birthday which would be November November 12th yes helicopter Keys baby let’s freaking go these are the wildest looking Keys I’ve ever seen in my entire life next up two-way radios the two-way radios are

Here in the gym somewhere this has got to be the nicest gym I’ve ever seen in my entire life I know nice gyms I used to pay okay Shameless but I used to pay 150 a month for gym membership I’m not bragging about it okay I’m not even

Proud I’m just saying I know what a nice gym looks like I mean because now I just work out at home so it doesn’t really matter oh look at this vent dude hold on hold on hold on okay we’ve got a guard patrolling the hallway is it clear oh no he’s coming back

Okay this is like getting way too close every single time oh come on come on radios radios radios where are the radios Bingo two-way radios guards back in the radio room it’s time to make a break for it let’s go boys boys T-Bone I got what you need helicopter Keys boom

And two-way radio get back to yourself before the guards notice they’re missing uh Captain T-Bone day 287 we are almost there baby all right here I can’t I can’t I can’t read this in front of the Guard we have an escape plan we are going to disguise ourselves with the

Maintenance clothes we got from the Gladiator Arena remember when we did that little Minotaur battle boom look at this but I can’t let the guard see me I just I need you to leave how can I get you to leave oh guard come yes yes yes perfect timing baby I’m bringing

Everything okay so here’s the thing listen up all right so check this out okay we cannot be wearing the gang headband I don’t know if this is gonna work oh what dude that was like MLG all right we can’t waste any time making the jump baby even though I’m disguised my exp

Bar is my guard suspicion bar and the closer I get to a guard the more it goes up and I think I think it is all the way full we get caught oh nothing to see oh it’s cool man I’m just the maintenance guy you know I’m just here to maintain

Bro nothing to see here now I’m gonna go around you yeah I know it’s Angel’s walking near the edge like this but it’s better than getting caught nice nice weather we’re having huh yeah same they’re not very talkative to be completely honest with you I don’t know if they like me a lot

Thank you oh oh okay okay four two yeah yeah yeah four three you got lots of cake over there okay why don’t you go eat some cake all right I’m just gonna go maintain the helicopter oh Jay bus dude uh name is Frederick here to maintain yeah it’s Saturday I’m just

Here to maintain what else do you want from me make it quick he says this is Amanda this is this is the Escape right here look at that freaking helicopter I’m about to get inside of it all right uh okay uh so this is the control panel drill oh entering the generator match

The colors boom boom boom Oh this is so weird dispenser cyan yellow Redstone yes okay we’re good so far white black cold dispenser Brown let’s freaking go man we’re out okay so does that mean it’s done oh the electric fence has been deactivated ladies and gentlemen I’m bored to get oh

Yes oh this oh this dude this is incredible are these bolt cutters work like way too well it’s kind of sketch as much as I want to just Escape by myself I do not know how to fly the helicopter but Johnny from the gang does so we have

To go back to our cell oh come on man okay chill chill buddy uh oh this is bad this is bad I didn’t even try to escape what are you talking about no it took everything they literally took everything dude wait a second what if somebody from my game sold me out boys

Day 300 has been officially reached and we have two guards not just one guard two guards now that are watching us what what’s happening what was that hello T-Bone what’s from The Boys Are Back In Town Preston we’re escaping let’s get out of here homies I’ve never been more

Excited to see you in my entire life let’s go boys T-Bone I love you although you look very similar to hop you guys have got to be twins or something oh my God he just get okay just gave me a baton I’m gonna smack people with this

Let’s go oh this is so high energy oh look at that card get him get him boys yo why you guys running away what are you help me out hello nobody else okay nobody’s helping me all right it’s every man for himself I understand get the

Guard baby get him yo guys you really need to actually help me out here I like how they’re just jumping around not actually doing anything they look like they’re doing stuff but they’re not although it really doesn’t matter because these guards are plums oh my gosh this one oh it’s Joe Joe you

Watched me the entire time I’m taking you out butster how many more guards are there come on let’s get out of here this is gonna be this is the last one go go let’s go boys I did a T-bone what do you mean ankle locked T-Bone betrayed me

T-Bone sorry Preston this is the end of the line for you they’ll come for us if you tag along thanks for the help team no no what do you mean you can’t just leave me here team out let me in let me get in no demon the guys come back don’t

Leave without me you monsters this portal is going to take us to monster prison currently it is day 401. this is so cool the guards are actually what are they called zon guards would it not be zomgaard not zong guard it’s breakfast damn rookie oh welcome wow okay literally everybody here I guess

Technically I am a lava creeper so I’m a monster that kind of fits in we’ve never had human prisoners before I’ll let you cook one follow me wait a second what are we cooking okay wait a second oh this is way too much pressure I have to craft an interdimensional cake okay so

We need a turtle egg three buckets of milk okay we need some of this wheat oh my gosh this is a lot of pressure this is so much pressure okay we need these as well we’re gonna need two of these give me the egg wait where’s the sugar I

Was literally looking for the sugar the entire time and the chef had it in his inventory oh my God okay hold on it turns out the Sugar’s in my pocket wait what do I oh my gosh hold on wait a second wait a second he gave me this

It’s a soup of spider webs that was just thing yeah not surprised we’ve got blindness poison too and slowness four I’d probably have all of those as well if I had to eat this cooking you know we were picking up all the different items for the recipe I somehow managed to pick

Up one of the staff key cards for the prison let freaking go so this is only day one can you imagine what the rest of the days are gonna look like if this was literally just day one where we’re eating a bowl of spider webs pain pain

Please can I get some hearts Down Below in the comments of this YouTube video so I can be happy again okay beautiful people it is now day 402 in the monster prison and apparently according to zanguard we have a big day today whoa whoa um okay apparently wait a second wait a

Second so first of all I really want to figure out what the staff key card does but this guy’s trying to tell me that I’ve got to neutralize all of the blazes in this room huh okay okay oh wait what but hold on I just got a neutralizer and

A timer ball we are literally playing Pokemon in Minecraft ladies and gentlemen oh they do a lot of Dance also is it just me and the blazes different colors like there’s green there’s different colored glazes look these are white blazes and there’s pink blazes what okay hit him with a timer ball yeah

This is wild I’ve never seen a blaze asleep before this is insane get in there get in there yeah no no no no get in there oh wait a second whoa whoa whoa whoa if you get hit by a pink Blaze you get this pink effect on your wait a

Second ladies and gentlemen when you get the blazes in the Pokeball you throw them in there I’m so dumb you didn’t all right oh no uh yeah almost done wait a second okay totally this is not coincidence but look at this look at this lasers card machine staff key card disables the

Lasers what’s inside of this room man tell me what’s in here come on choker boxes I know you’ve got some big headed in here don’t lie to me I did not just get into this room to find nothing oh what is this corrosive liquid and a dime

My stick casually on the ground okay reactivate the lasers no okay fine I’m all done sir now that it is day 410 in Monster prison we are being escorted to the activity area whatever that means thank you son God for escorting me oh wow this is wild okay yeah wow we got

Monsters out the Wazoo oh okay normally you can’t look at Enderman but maybe they’re domesticated here in prison oh play some dude dude I love basketball so if we beat this guy he’s gonna give us something special but also I am a wizard at gas ball ladies and gentlemen I did

Play baseball in high school a little bit different than gas balls okay buddy he’s trying to flex on us we already know how this game works so essentially what you do is you hit the fireball back from the pitcher and you try to destroy these targets and if you missed the

Target you get a strike so it’s kind of like baseball but monster scene okay this guy’s trash put me in coach let me show you how it’s done injure into Rome yeah that’s right baby we got the gas bat on blast all right we’re gonna take

Out this target first come on yeah stock at the dad fluke that was a fluke I was warming up okay I won’t chill Daddy all right here we go yes that’s what you love to see ladies and gentlemen whoa whoa what is this what is this hold on what is okay I

Was given a stun baton I feel like this is gonna make my prison sentence even worse if I get caught with this so I need to keep this as low-key as possible all right what’s it today baby day 432 what you gonna bring no no not the end

Mines anything but those zanguard please don’t take me to the in Minds man I have not been Pat naughty okay oh oh listen I am I’m literally terrified of these okay okay if you’re wondering why I’m so scared of the in mind so these things right here they

Kind of look like Ender mites they’re not Ender mites they are corrupted Ender mites and they deal so much damage big on demons this is like a little this is a Repel torch so if you hold this out they won’t attack you but the problem is

We have to mine 32 of these ores and when you’re mining them you can’t hold it in your offhand it doesn’t work I’ve already tried it okay like look look see see see it doesn’t work it doesn’t work and it’s very dangerous now I feel like

I can mine my ore I I oh god oh please oh please please yeah see this is the thing I told dude I knew monster prison would be the most dangerous prison we’ve been in by far oh my gosh they’re ganging up on me okay we have literally

Half of our health left come on stop chasing me you crazy creepy things yes all right we got one more sorry I yelled really loud and people probably hate me and I’m so sorry I’m just excited to be done for the day okay can you please relate it’s like when you

Finish school for the day come here take this Skelly there you go why did you give me two back take all of it come on get me out of here apparently this is now gonna be our new daily routine you gotta be freaking kidding me I’m terrified you’re halfway through ladies

And gentlemen day 454. oh what is this wait a second hold on it’s the warden and the zom guard the warden just invited us to participate in the contender games which means tomorrow a guard is gonna pick us up and we’re gonna be competing against other inmates

This is gonna be nuts all right day 455 we are now at the next day oh dude I’m scared okay all right so I’m going up against a creeper and Enderman and a skeleton so I feel like I’m gonna do a pretty good job but it’s time to go

Oh god oh no oh okay what is this what is it wait what is this hold on what am I gonna do is unlock in front of me what is this what whoa whoa okay hold on they don’t got this in regular prison oh this

Is weird oh this is so weird I mean it’s really cool but it’s wait can I just wait can I just oh my God this is so weird what the heck man all right tell me um like I’ve never seen this in Minecraft have you ever seen this in

Minecraft before I almost died sorry I I yelled oh my gosh what is this all right now we’ve got an Ender gun with shoot oh it shoots ender pearls oh okay how am I dude if I’m beating the Enderman with ender pearls that’s gonna be did he just

Die oh my God what is this no why are there Phantoms like do I have to kill the Phantoms wait we’re uh guys I think the rest of the contestants died I don’t know I don’t know what am I I’m killing Phantoms with ninja stars why are there ninja stars in monster prison

It doesn’t make any sense come on yes yes I don’t know why we had to kill those Phantoms what we did okay and do I feel bad about it a little bit Phantoms are what is this it’s a trophy oh yeah boy yo screenshot this and tag me on Twitter

And Instagram look at this baby yeah there you go take a screenshot of that Foggers baby 476 oh no what are you doing it’s our turn to go collect indoor flowers what do you mean and what what’s an Ender flower excuse me no no no that’s the end

No I don’t want to go down there again that’s the in mind don’t make me do it please he said he was gonna eat my family if I didn’t go down here the Ender Dragon egg has finally hatched I want you to destroy what whoa whoa whoa what is this

I’ve never seen pillars like this in my entire life when it comes Foreign wow that was Hoggers how do I get this okay that was insane that is instant this is the most insane thing I think I’ve ever done in Minecraft first of all I don’t know why these look like this I don’t know why the gun makes the sound that it makes

The sound this is crazy this is literally the craziest thing I’ve ever done in Minecraft I have done some insanely crazy things and I don’t think anything pops this is this like a part of a new Minecraft update or something like I’ve literally never seen this before That’s so satisfying though this like this weapon looks like something out of an anime all right last one come on give me the end flower the dragon is awake wait is he really oh he’s oh my gosh the dragon’s actually awake no no no no no no no no no no no

I’m not no no I’m not gonna test it out wait why don’t I just use this to blast my way through prison okay chill I’m going daddy chill I’m leaving get me out of here dude take this here take it take it I don’t have anything to do with this

Just get me out of here get me out day 498 we getting swole in the gym but no seriously it’s time we got we got we gotta I gotta find a way to get out of this place okay so follow me give me in the vent yeah yeah baby all right we in

This bed later boys I have no idea where this vent is I don’t know where this vent leads to but I do know that Vince are usually a great escape pattern um oh please leave a like Down Below on this video right now because I’m kind of

Scared drama what is that do I want that looks like a Pop-Tart it’s not a Pop-Tart it’s a shape-shifter remote wait you can turn into a dog I’m a wolf look at this I’m gonna kill oh oh oh wait they think I’m a cute dog yes I’m a cute dog wait this facility

Doesn’t have any dogs oh they don’t care what okay they’re gonna watch the guy go live stream that was the weirdest interaction I’ve ever had with prison guards but I can’t believe that worked what is this room oh this is weird what’s happening that portal just turned on hold on hold on

Who is this who is that Joe are these all the sheeps what do you mean are these all excuse me I am so confused what is happening right now Farmer Joe says this is enough for a week wait they’re gonna eat me they

Don’t eat me I’m not a sheep no no I’m a human you can’t eat me oh okay give me your key Joe give me Joe give me your key I’m too fast I’m too fast Joe go on too fast give me that key yes oh this is

Some of the weirdest stuff I’ve ever seen in Minecraft okay so we now have let’s let’s put let’s put everything together we can now transform into a certain amount of mobs we have an interdimensional card keep Farmer Joe is selling sheep I don’t understand I’m getting out of

This let me wait can I get out of this oh thank God okay I can’t so what else can we turn we can turn into a sheep cow chicken and a wolf I really wish we could turn into like you know a zombie or something that’d be a little bit more

Useful day 500 baby you know what that means I we about to bust out of this piece all right so we’ve been collecting a bunch of items over the last hundred days done baton Contender trophy Dynamite stick and the corrosive liquid as well as the interdimensional card so

You thought that this Contender trophy was just a trophy no you break it down and you literally get diamonds out of it look at this bad boy full diamond set of gear yup look at that full diamond so if we had dude I just wish we had sticks if

We had sticks we could make a diamond sword but instead I’ve got the sun baton so I’m feeling pretty good um all right Dynamite stick we’re getting out of here baby pop it open come on just kidding get him baby oh no no no the guards know

I’ve yet to get to test out the stun baton oh wait a second hold on the stun baton’s op man wait a second this is insane ah you like my name Monster prison finally made it to okay we got more guards waiting for us in the gym you

Guys really think you got what it takes I just stunned you all in one hit thanks to Cleve you already know where it is baby come on we’re going back in the bed all right so listen uh day 498 do you remember the portal we saw when we got

This interdimensional card key I’m pretty sure we can escape out of there oh dude this is this is literally easier than sliced bread this is easier than canned bread baby oh no no hold on this is wait a second corrosive liquid oh that’s so cool oh hold on we got some

More friends over here listen you guys literally can’t make this easier on me come on door corrosive liquid keep going buddy come on come on yes let’s go swipe the card get out of my way sheep I’m getting out of here come on I gotta go Lily finally we did it ladies and

Gentlemen no no no you gotta be freaking kidding you must have run out of prison ideas if I’m going to the Year 1346. this is day 501. oh what is this oh my gosh the guards are Knights that’s kind of sick this is kind of a cool guard

Like to have a knight as a guard is way better and okay why is there poop everywhere is it from this horse I don’t even know how to pronounce his name it’s so fancy oh I do not dude I hate the sound ladies and gentlemen if you want

To help me survive no no yes please leave a like down below in this video so this horse stops making a mess out of my prison cell can you please stop stop it you are and why is this horse in myself I think I’m literally sharing a salad with a horse

Yikes this is now day 502 at day 600 we are going to try to get out of this prison no matter what it takes okay oh my god oh it smells bad oh it doesn’t yo it does not smell great in the cafeteria ladies and gentlemen let me tell you on

Second thought bang Shipley a pretty though which dude she’s saying I look very colorful you know you don’t like lava creepers he doesn’t like lava creepers guys that is so offensive Leah how dare you all right so what are we gonna do we gotta do

Um oh great oh we have to make stuff bruh are you kidding me we got a Cleaver this woman gave us a Cleaver and a kitchen knife we’re a prisoner I don’t think it is the most intelligent thing to give prisoners um sharp objects I’m just gonna be

Completely honest I’m throwing it out there I don’t think it’s intelligent all right I mean listen I’m not judging her she’s the chef she can do what she wants all right so what are your needs we gotta get mushrooms carrots cabbages got any cabbages do you ever just like say

The word cabbage it’s such a weird word a thief took your last cabbage what do you mean I’m never gonna get out of this prison if I cannot impress the chef oh he’s got the gold jacket okay wait who’s got the gold jacket It’s gotta be this

Guy It’s gotta be this guy it’s this one right here okay gold jacket brown shoes black hair check come on stop give me all right stop moving so I give me that cabbage give me stop moving please dude please please don’t move don’t move don’t move thank you let’s go you know

That has got to be that’s one bad thief to not realize I just took his cabbage that’s it I’m getting out of this person so I can go play games come on all right we gotta cut the mushroom and we gotta smash the potato wait is it okay in the

Comments is it mashed potatoes or smashed potatoes I think it’s mashed potatoes yeah see it’s mashed not smashed all right then we gotta put the I like how we use the giant Cleaver to get the cabin I take it please ma’am may I have my soup please Leah you’re so pretty yes oh

Anything you make Chef Leah I will enjoy and and the prison oh oh see I think this is the first thing that we’re gonna need in order to escape the prison at 600 days it’s day 509 which means it’s been seven days and we still have all of the effects from the

Pondage that’s such a weird word pottage pottage is just a weird word I don’t like associating that with my food sounds like the bathroom all right so listen up beautiful people they called it outside time that we’re allowed to have uh are you talking to me have you

Ever tried Javelin it’s a well-known sport around here sure I need you all to do me a huge favor if you are going to help me escape from this prison I need you to hit that subscribe button especially if you are not subscribed already okay I totally missed what were

You wait wait I missed the example I was begging for subscribers uh wait a minute okay so he calls the sport Javelin but I’m pretty sure we’re just throwing a trident through Rings okay he says let’s make this actually challenging a javelin Showdown okay um

Oh this is so easy man oh oh okay this makes things a little bit more spicy the Rings are now disappearing and reappearing in new locations but [Applause] I just dabbed okay come on this is our first big win since we’ve been in the prison okay what is he say okay oh he just gave whoa whoa whoa he gave me a wooden dagger what if I get caught with this Mr Zane you’re planning on breaking

Out here’s something to help you escape bro you they knew the homie man don’t make it weird it was on the cheek no day 525 and our pottaged effects they’re gone oh no what did you want what do you want antagonist look at you man you look so

Out of place it’s not even funny you look ridiculous um all right so I I need to ride this horse all right how do I by the way all right don’t tell the warden we’ve got the wooden dagger in this chest we’re saving this bad boy for later okay come

On foucher oh [ __ ] don’t what do you mean hey come on think about all the good times we’ve had this is day 525 and don’t forget reader escaping at day 600. so whatever I have to do in the meantime I’m gonna make it happen if we don’t

Finish the course in three minutes we lose the horse just a little bit of obedience you’re fine stop being over an exaggerative it’s just magma big boom I did not see that wait do I say oh boy I have to do three laps oh no no no

No what’s it what what do you mean what yeah you took wait a second did anybody see what I just saw he damaged my horse’s leg that’s against Peta how do okay what am I supposed to do um oh oh okay yes listen listen I have

No idea what I’m doing I’m gonna be completely honest with you no idea what I’m doing but I just know in my heart this is gonna work we have made a bandage come on yes live horse live oh my gosh I say that and then I run it

Straight into the magma blocks this race went from week to intense let’s go baby with 15 16 seconds to spare by the way I can’t believe you managed to finish it I’m surprised what do you mean you’re surprised dude okay I just want to know

How did he damage my horse first of all rude that was very rude second of all you’re ugly no that’s mean you know what I didn’t want to do this to him all right listen I’m a Christian I try to be as nice as I can not ugly all right this

Is just a testimony not ugly because you’re ugly I’m getting out of here also this leather armor is so plebby we’re day 553 which means it has been a month but a difficult month we got Pocahontas hello Pocahontas okay I don’t know how I haven’t made this joke the entire video

But please tell me you guys know right now I literally it’s it’s the it’s it’s an attack on Titan character just wait what inside yourself a zombie outbreak has just happened in a nearby Town wait a second hold on I’m gonna take advantage of this okay listen while

Everybody’s going back to their cell and Mr right now is busy what if we can find some more things we do I’m telling you we can find more clues to get out of here oh wait what is this what is this Knights only oh oh okay hello Jordan

George is such a good night name to be honest oh oh oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no why am I running into the gas can anybody explain this oh wait what is this storage room storage room listen ladies and gentlemen we have been

In prison enough times to know that storage rooms always have good loot uh okay active see activation card uh what else what else we have come on I know you got out of the loot in here buddy iron horse armor let’s go and and oh my

God an Armory key yes yeah lady okay we are now cooking you don’t even want to know what the oh there’s so many oh please please all right let me have two and a half hearts don’t do this don’t do this I gotta get back to my cell before anybody notices

Come on come on come on whoa hey hey chill hey man listen what do you mean dude where where are you dude I was using the bathroom come on and you literally have a zombie right a terrible night wait what I gotta put uh wait were there gas masks back in uh

The 1300s I don’t think so okay I really don’t think that there were gas masks back in the 1300s but that’s fine because it’s Minecraft everything is going according to plan day 571 we have collected So Many Items no oh no the warden wants to see wait the warden

Wants to see me I I I didn’t do nothing I don’t even know how to pronounce your name all right what do you want you big smelly elf hello Preston I see you made it through the plague we lost a lot wait hold on typo we lost a log of good

People you don’t even know how to spell wait no no no no no no don’t make me go out no please don’t make me do this Warden this is cruel this is unusual punishment all right listen Maybe all right okay so I’ve got an inclination right basically here’s what I’m thinking

So we’re gonna disinfect how do I uh oh I don’t like this how do you disinfect a grave I’ve never had to do this before you right click it he gave me a knockback stick and so I’ll be disaffected I don’t think this is how

It’s supposed to work oh my god oh okay so I get it so what you have to do is you actually have to disinfect the Tombstones directly anyways as I was saying here’s what I’m thinking what if we find something within the graves that helps us Escape that’s what I’m trying

To figure out here staying back there’s so many zombies if we’re gonna escape the day 100 we need to collect as many items as possible to assist our Escape come on come on there it is there it is there it is there it is it’s right there

It’s right in front of us oh my God I literally can’t get to it because of the amount of zombies I’m going in from the back oh geez I don’t even know if I’m going from the back yeah that’s it get whacked boys come on this one yes yes oh

I didn’t find anything in the graves to escape though what do you want what do you want okay I’m surprised you still have a fight left in you I thought you you were just trying to kill me don’t even lie this guy is literally trying to

Kill me what is that what’s that sound wait a second hold on let me let me no no come on oh oh excuse me okay wait a second so the portal is right here however if I can get this gate open we can get it in the portal and get the

Heck out of here right am I doing my math right I’m pretty sure like you open the gate you go in the portal success that’s what I think anyways I like to take things three more days until we can attempt our Escape we’re on Stone duty

Today but let me tell you something I managed to smuggle the gas mask in I’m taking the Armory key because if we’re going to do stone Duty you know there’s an Armory nearby oh my gosh wait this is kind of sick this is actually kind of

Cool okay thank you for the pickaxe I gotta make Wheels to put them on the cart I’m down wait where did I go oh okay this is gonna be oh this is easy peasy so okay just in case um you were wondering all you need is cold and 16

Pieces of cobblestone it’s actually really really really simple yo the fact that you put a four minute timer on this is honestly just disheartening you think it’s gonna take me this long to make four wheels okay so for those of you who do not know what the recipe is it is

Very very simple boom boom boom look at that bam bam and now we wait boom look at this you think I was gonna let this stop me look at this boom bam boom pop four wheels At Your Service I like this it’s Kaboom how do you put these on all right listen

Please yes okay I do dude this is so weird yeah yes what do you think about me huh you like that don’t you yeah that’s right keep walking away because guess what’s around the corner oh it’s locked but guess what we got the Armory key baby

Oh my gosh honestly some of the Medieval Minecraft gear looks so sick I don’t even know what to take oh wait a second oh never mind I know what we’re gonna take oh this is oh this looks okay tell me I don’t look so me I look amazing I

Look like I can rock your world right now baby okay but hold on we can’t we can’t walk back into our prison cell we’re in this gear a little obvious you know what I’m saying the day has finally come this is it day 600 is the jousting

Tournament of the prison we are taking everything except for this I’m not taking the broom okay I got I got bad memories of that bad boy oh look at this okay oh that is like the biggest Lance I’ve ever seen in my life all right not

Ugly is getting the iron horse armor not ugly deserves it oh this is kind of I’m a little bit nervous I don’t know why I’m nervous I’m nervous oh is this I did not even mean to do that I think you just you just run into them I’m just

I’m gonna just all right all right all right come on yeah all right come on niley come on George God Bless America like half the time you just take damage of course it would be George the purple knife take this come on buddy come on

Okay see how am I taking the image over here come on yes take it George hi ladies and gentlemen we’re busted out of here let’s go oh look at this you can’t stop this man who would have thought all we needed was like a giant Lance to bust through all of these Gates

All right come on come on come on come on hold on hold on activation card enter destination 2021 let’s go baby come on come on come on please don’t tell me no no no no no no no no please please oh okay we just got absorbed into a

Black hole and the entire prison by the way is upside down this is one of the most insane Minecraft prisons I think I’ve ever seen whoa what is this if you try to leave the prison you just take game it’s like a 4 field you take damage

To get knocked back now we’ve got a guard you know what is this name Garb kjl hello Mr kjl he’s not even looking I like how when he’s talking he’s not even looking in my direction okay he just first of all he called me a weird

Prisoner oh he’s saying I’m the one that that’s upside down I don’t believe you listen I’m gonna just ask everybody right now if you think I’m weird go ahead and leave a like on this video you already know I am so the guard asked us to activate these panels by flicking

Levers I don’t know what that means uh what’s oh my god oh dude don’t scare me like oh this is weird all right this is really strange we’ve got these upside down noobs that are spawning on the bottom of the floor what is it what is

This video even oh God honestly this is kind of meta like if you get up here you don’t take any damage look at these guys oh you cannot touch me I’m too high for you guys all right two more leapers we’re done yes let’s go okay the cell is now being calibrated

Whatever that means by the way it’s only day 601 and you already know the drill keep watching stop what is happening oh everything’s back to normal okay except for the Guard the guard is not back to normal but the Cell at least is normal are you sure you’re good in the head to

Whatever floats your boat get comfy you’re gonna be in here for a while it is now day 602 Beautiful People you already know the drill by the end oh no gosh come on man you interrupted me when I was talking to the Beautiful People you guys every single time this guy

Approaches me he keeps calling me weird and I don’t appreciate that even if I am weird if I’m weird I’m gonna say I’m weird also how can you call me weird when you’re jumping up on top of your head you and now you’re laying down and

You’re calling me weird he goes what are you staring at nothing man and all the prisoners are on there this is weird man the whole prison is upside down bad management all right so listen I’ve been in enough of these Minecraft prison videos to know the food here is

Basically the most disgusting thing on the planet so please share upside down Chef please you look very odd my friend follow me and we’ll fix you I feel like I’m a totally normal person normalcy shifter for prisons do I want to do this I don’t know if I want to do this flip

This lever and go through several stages to turn yourself back to normal oh my dude I just I’m normal um what what wait a second wait a second hold on why are there wait okay there’s like I don’t know how to explain this but there’s like random holes in this

Bridge boy you know there’s not just random holds you just don’t walk on the bridge you make it dude this is so weird the magma blocks are now the slime blocks the slime blocks damage you and the magma blocks now act as slime blocks okay this thing no sense wait whoa wait

Wait wait wait wait hold on hold on I don’t understand what is happening right I don’t understand any of this I literally have no idea what’s going on right now oh this is all according to my plan ladies and gentlemen well anyways here’s your breakfast for today hope you

Are hungry well thank you so much to Chef wait no do we eat this no no that’s like too much for my little brain to handle everything in this prison is upside down speaking of which it stays 608 will we survive all 100 days I don’t know man literally only time will tell

And now sir it’s time for our first Duty as prisoner stop calling me weird man okay so I’m a little bit nervous this is our first time ever doing prisoner Duty so please go ahead and hit that subscribe button on the channel if you have not already this will be your

Routine from now on mining geodes and the pickaxe dude look at this it’s upside down so now we’ve got to go into the caves and mine these they’re called geodes they look like just like a tiny red Minecraft block they look like nothing else different we have to collect five different colored geodes

And different geodes apparently give you different effects so blue gives you levitation white gives you invisibility oh you already know where this is these are like mini potions yellow gives you nothing that’s so lame oh wait there’s green ones on the ceiling green better give me something cool if not I’m gonna

Be so mad if this doesn’t give us something cool how long does this take to mine thank you nothing it literally gives you okay so the only ones to give you effects uh you can put them on bad Preston geodes do not belong on you

No they do not I don’t think I don’t think the guard’s noticing this look at what I found no it’s not the Cobblestone it’s a vent we’ve got two minutes how do you pronounce his name let me know Down Below in the comments how do you

Pronounce this guard’s name is it K gel or is it like Kell like is the J silent another down guards hold on I’ve got an idea I have an idea I have a very big brain idea do you see all these guards below us what if no no do not play music we

Can break this boom get invisibility oh okay look at this dude look at this what is this chest splash potion of gravity I have no idea what this does but I’m taking it back oh shoot no no no the invisibility potion broke early this car’s everywhere all right we’re gonna

Put down the blue one I think this works where’s it yeah there it is there’s okay blue one go go we gotta go fast come on come on that oh dude look at having heart attacks right now man imagine like you’re eight days in a prison and you

Get caught not a good look if you’re a prisoner not a very good like you probably would like to spend at least 50 days without getting caught all right let’s see if he likes the geodes here you go look at all these geodes Mr Man

Uh I like how he gave me let me keep one he let me keep the blue one why give me those G IG to yourself fine you know what I like myself more than this place anyways smells bad out here day 625 ladies and gentlemen I cannot believe how many days

In Minecraft prison I’ve spent I know you think about it we’ve been doing this series for months but over 600 days in a Minecraft prison is just Insanity also stop calling me weird or I will literally get my dude I’m gonna call my mom all right my mom she doesn’t

Appreciate this bullying Mr cagel who we still don’t even know how to pronounce his name no idea maybe he never will okay so Mr K gel is uh yeah it’s right just keep playing on the floor you know what I’m gonna just win what are you doing that that’s just

Weird can you stop moving like okay whatever man you keep being weird I’m gonna do this who is this all right hello we got Violet looks like the Newbie is here that is mean but also accurate no one has ever hit a Target other than me I bet you can’t even Land

One Arrow if you manage to hit one I’ll give you a prized possession so I’m assuming um this bow is called upside down bow do we have to like shoot it at the ground okay that did not work what about at the sky okay that also did not

Work is it this oh wait are we seeing this I think we’re seeing the same thing right now this is pure chaos wait a second wait wait I got a big brain idea can we Bounce It Off that was so dumb but so amazing at the

Same time oh okay so now we got Blaze is the shootout too so is it the same just bounce it off this is so weird you just bounced the arrow off the wall and then it like it like automatically tracks onto the blazes look at this boom boom

I’m gonna be honest I feel kind of bad for the blazes look at this it’s like they got heat-seeking missiles look at this it’s literally a missile tracking The Blaze those work like this people would miss their targets far less so Violet just gave us this how are we supposed to use

Upside down bread to escape prison it’s got knock back two what kind of bread is this who’s making this bread oh also I saw this um there’s like is this a wrench I feel like we’re starting to collect a pretty good amount of items that we can use to escape I just can’t

Let the guard notice these items I’m so bad at like the innocent whistling it’s cringe it’s day 645 in prison ladies and gentlemen oh no and this time we’ve got the warden Preston we have a problem follow me hold on okay if the warden’s coming I’m taking the

Bread inside this room is the president’s core however it is overrun by Invaders from the normal world you need to inject the core to stop them what do you mean this looks pretty normal what do you mean this this actually doesn’t look soap oh this looks

Bad whoa whoa wait a second I don’t think these guys are from the regular world what are they Vikings heavy the villagers of the rig of the world become Vikings oh my God we’ve gotta like okay so I’ve got like this vaccine essentially I’m gonna like click it in

Here how am I supposed to do this without dying this whole thing is rigged hold on let’s think about this for a second guys let’s think about this you don’t really want to kill me why is it a restart press all four buttons no please eat some bread why don’t you come on

Please all right we’ve now got okay we’ve got jump boost and speed oh it’s on the ceiling yes yes oh please please please please please I’m so close to dying oh thank God yes yes that’s right look at what you guys have done that’s what you get you all turned upside down and

Now you’re all dead your sentence has been decreased by three days really I pretty much saved the entire prison and we only lose three days off our maximum sentence that’s actually ridiculous it’s day 660 and the guard is asleep this is the perfect moment okay remember when we

Did the archery thing we got the this panel wrench look at this using this wrench we can get rid of the screws and go inside this vent are you like it works for me I mean they did sleep so don’t mind me wow that’s so loud why is this so loud

Why are you so loud music in the bathroom give me some privacy I totally misspelled privacy like he goes knock it off weirdo eat some diamond swords and go to sleep which I was not clearly stop it why is this so loud I don’t care I’m going in we’ve got power core one

And then power core number two so how do I oh I’m inside the power core I did not expect that whoa there’s TNT falling this is not normal this is no no this is very not normal you guys know I I love parkour as much as the next person but

Doing parkour with TNT exploding and nearly killing you every single time is just a little bit stressful oh I’m about to do this again don’t I I gotta do this again oh this is way worse YOLO for the boys for the boys yes yes yes oh please let’s go

That was the most intense parkour I’ve done in a long time um do we want to do this okay what is the skin shifting power what is this what does this do wait a second change skins at will no no yes wait why am I I’m saying no and yes

All the time look I’m guard cage out I literally look exactly like them like there’s no way you’d be able to tell the difference now you might be more impressed and how you’re gonna get back up there yeah you remember those little blue geodes now stop putting on that

Like we can put this bad boy down break it levitation boom baby we back up here I’m telling you man like as long as oh we gotta tell them let’s let’s change our skin there we go and he’s still asleep right where we left him let’s go

Baby it is day 687 which means we are getting so close to day 700 but apparently there’s a problem the warden is noticed Invaders recently and we need to go fix something um excuse me Warden just give me a moment if you could face everybody is he turning around okay you

Know what close enough he doesn’t know if there’s Invaders around I’m bringing the skin shifter because think about it if there are Invaders technically with the skin changer we can turn into Invaders I’m wondering if we can communicate with them somehow oh boy what is this whoa this is weird looking

You see this crater it is caused by the Invaders and some Stones emitting toxic smoke whoa whoa whoa these steel okay they deal whoa um okay so if you get too close to these Stones they deal uh what is this wither damage am I even breaking

It from over here I don’t even think I’m breaking it oh this is dumb this is ridiculous don’t you love the fact that the prisoners AKA I have to do this this is some dangerous work man I’m down to like half hard I’m telling you something

Right now I do not get paid enough as a prisoner to be doing this not even close wait I don’t even think I get paid dang it I’m being scammed finally the last one yes the last one blue thank you thank you all toxic stones have been

Removed oh whoa whoa wait a second one of these people okay ladies and gentlemen it’s time to sit on on an Invader meeting um yeah don’t mind me gentlemen just here all right now that everyone’s here we need to figure out how we can bring out

Allies to this world well I have these Maps where it shows a portal uh oh no look they’re like wait I don’t remember you being here um bathroom BRB and I’m taking that as well wait what what is the stream of light showing us where the portal is

What the heck is going on around here beautiful viewers we might have just discovered a discovery of discoverment hold on let me just like I’m gonna change myself back to Preston mode now the thing is I guarantee if I tell the warden about the Invaders he’s not gonna

Believe me I doubt there’s anything under there but I’m glad you took care of whatever’s inside that hole okay Warden this is your fault buddy just keep that in mind day 700 we’re busting out we’re gonna grab everything we’ve been starting up these last 700 days from the prison including this so I

Didn’t really want to tell you all about this because it’s kind of ridiculous um yeah this thing is like kind of stupid but we can’t get caught by the guard Hey Joe ain’t doing nothing bro get get out of here go away that’s what I thought buddy all right and back at it

Again come on keep it grinding keep it going keep it going let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go all right come on come on please wait we’re so close to getting out of this thing man come on it’s literally at wonderability go away don’t

You have a nap or something to be taken care of all right that’s it I’m putting on the guard skin we’re breaking out let’s go baby all right The Runaway always after us okay where are we gonna go so remember we got this like portal

Locator oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no no no everybody knows I’ve escaped we’re using the portal locator to get the heck out of here uh doctor what a burger listen you’re named after a famous fast food restaurant in Texas let

Me out let me out that’s it I will literally use my bread on you I I said I’m using my bread on you I didn’t want to do this he made me do it I’m not a murderer get out of my faces you upside down guards oh baby yeah no