I Survived 50 Hours in 2D

This is 3d this is 2g and this is 1d i wish this video was about them pretty much every video game i played growing up was two dimensional meaning the characters could only exist on the planes of width and height i guess and nowadays there’s games that feel three-dimensional right but since we

Play them through a screen they still lack that third dimension of true depth i’m gonna be spending the next 50 hours in this 2d headset which means i’m not even close to the door am i we’re starting at a coffee shop you guys sell coffee yeah it’s right behind you that sounds

An awful lot like something an npc would say i immediately felt like i was in a video game i made my coffee i paid for it using money have a good one cheers she didn’t even ask what was going on i took a photo for instagram then i

Immediately spilled my coffee thanks 2d and that’s when the person i’m meeting up with arrived there he is this actually feels like a video game adam really yeah what was your favorite video game going on i’m sorry my childhood just flashed before my eyes my favorite video game

Growing up was ironically the first one i ever played and the only one i never beat shrek 2. okay what makes this game so special to me is i vividly remember every morning waking up walking to my playstation and learning actual life lessons from this mirror dude he would

Just drop wisdom like press the attack button to attack a snail destroy the mouse traps so the mice can pass safely don’t download instagram in 2013. but the final fight against the fairy godmother was completely impossible for a six-year-old so eventually i quit on the game moved on other games eventually

Got an iphone and now my entire career depends on a screen anyways hour three i got an instagram photo for adam then i played in the water a little bit it looks so cool hour four i looked at this pretty flower and then tried to high

Five a random woman and then hour six we let’s go play some golf we are golfing now audi how’s it going i actually made contact on my first swing i have no idea where that went i got a little too confident and told adam to record some greatness

It took me 16 tries to hit that ball and then i took some photos of it to flex on my friends i got the ball in the hole in hour seven we went to subway which was a huge mistake howdy pretty pretty busy in here every single person in this

Establishment was laughing at me i think probably because i look like a freak so i did the one thing that all freaks do i got a sandwich with double mayo wow brian is so cool and popular yeah so i did not tell them to say that and i’m

Not telling you to say that either i went to the beach to flex my sandwich on instagram and speaking of instagram adam was telling me about this epic house on the beach and last week i dm the company that owns it to see if i can go inside

And look at it for this video and they said i could spend the night so now this video is sponsored i guess you gotta be kidding me thank you for sponsoring wander unironically everything in this house is controlled by your phone screen i just unlocked a door

With my phone even i can tell this view is crazy quick iphone photo yep there it is how about a tour the living room i’m gonna hide and see if you can find me the dining room they gave me an assortment of snacks the kitchen

I just turned on light bulbs with an app confirming that this house is smarter than i am then i made a coffee the bedroom i can’t tell which one of these is a window and which one is art i’m playing minecraft now that’s what i’m doing i

Don’t know why i keep doing headset videos the bathroom i haven’t done this in a few days this literally just feels like a game oh that’s familiar oh gosh i equipped the plant how do i unequip it then i went to the home gym with a sauna of course did some

Walking rode on a bike i found wanderer has a ton of cool houses across the u.s and they’re going to give away a free trip to some of you guys if you sign up to my link just make an account and you can also become a founding member and

Get a cool hoodie and tons of other cool perks but in the meantime i’m gonna meet up with that about the beach he should be here any second i wasn’t kidding he was there five seconds later spend with me come here while i was spinning with adam i

Realized i hadn’t even seen his real face i’m literally only seeing him through a screen and frankly he hasn’t seen my face either and probably neither of you watching this video and oh you suck oh sorry i’m trying to i’m literally playing shrek 2 while editing this video he’s multitasking right now

It is so hard and magic mirror is woke anyways back to spinning with adam oh he’s leaving then we hung out for a bit i’m watching him take a talk here’s a tip don’t ever check your screen time when other people are in the room dude i averaged 10 hours 5 minutes daily

Adam didn’t say a word i immediately regretted saying that honestly i’m baffled that that is that high but it makes sense because i feel sick of my phone i’m like genuinely sick of going on my phone yet i can’t stop watching snoop dogg dance like that anyways we

Wanted pizza so i use wander’s concierge service and a guy named jorge pulled up to our door with pizza jorge yep all right cheers thank you oh okay oh my gosh why am i so awkward all the time i don’t even know why i was trying to shake his hand but his sincere

Laughter made me feel better about myself i’m i’m in 2d right now that’s nice you want a slice well i’m good right now thank you appreciate it all right jorge i’ll see you around man okay thank you take care that was the nicest man i’ve ever met you want to eat this pizza

Yes adam and i shared a pepperoni pizza like some true gentlemen and then i said goodbye he went home yemen see you at hour 16 i was trying to figure out how to get into bed but you know it’s so hard to get in bed in video games i

Don’t know why i’m doing this got it i’m gonna facetime bae see if she notices anything looking gorgeous as per usual you look so weird will you smile honestly it looks like wait and then we said good night i’m going a bit i look like a raisin Bruh i have like zero toothpaste left i’ve been using this too with two threes for like two months i was able to squeeze out an actual single atom of toothpaste i struggled to put the cap on and then i got brushing i was somehow on my phone eight hours

Yesterday how does that make any sense that’s absolutely sad i’m making it go i’m gonna try to not go on my phone today then i was on my phone taking photos of the beach you can’t make this up on hour 25 i finally took a break

From my phone at least and then i invited adam over because i wanted to drive the tesla that comes with the house wait you’re gonna drive with the headset off i can drive this i can drive this thing you can you can but yeah this would have been pretty dangerous i think

Probably yeah what do you think about me adam what do i think buddy yes thank you kind goofy we got coffees hour 28 i came back home to make adam a sandwich threw down some cheese some meat double mayo like a freak and then we danced with them dude this literally

Looks like a painting for me next thing i know jorge is at my door with art supplies i hate you sorry i’m talking about these trolls i can’t beat this game oh no way you didn’t yeah anything you need so or hey you have a great day appreciate it man

All right cheers i love him adam chose to pain with me which is a huge mistake because i took four years of art class so i’m pretty much gonna destroy him right now true painting is never done dang that’s deep we’re done we did it

And now it’s time to see our art two one you’re kidding me dude this literally looks better than what i’m seeing outside that’s comical dude i’m just gonna break it just yeah i’m just kidding uh adam left and then i broke his art and then i broke my art

This is why i unfollowed everyone on instagram i can’t stop comparing myself to people when i was 34 i watched tick tocks on hour 36 i looked at cartoon fire it was fun and then i went to bed i made a coffee as this challenge comes to an end the sunrise was beautiful

But not as beautiful as adam entering the door to help me celebrate good morning five four three two one yeah i did it i survived 50 hours in 2d whatever that means like i said i rushed home to try to beat the last mission on

Trek two 17 years since i last played it by the way it took me six hours but i did it i beat that old lady is that offensive i’m sorry i was happy to see shrek and fiona absolutely slapping each other’s lips together and now i just

Regret not hearing what the mirror guy had to say sooner shrek and fiona got there happily ever after after all now put down the controller and go outside to play put down the controller and go outside to play i’m serious we’re done really press the button press the button press

The button press the button