I Tried to Scam Lifesteal’s Best Players

This is me fighting for my life against my biggest enemy Planet Lord but to understand how I got here we have to go back to when me and my two teammates had the devious idea to scam some people on the lifesteal SMP we’re gonna scam some players okay so no one’s online right

Now well oh my gosh dude why what the heck okay so how do we scam him exactly okay so we’re gonna set up a little a little pop-up shop guys do you have any building blocks uh I burnt them all they were all clutches oh I have some I have

Some I have a bunch yeah perfect okay yeah I knew these would come in handy we decided to set up a record shop but instead of selling physical records we would perform the song live for ridiculous prices that’s genius they’re definitely going to want to pay us diamonds for singing to them Harrod’s

Actually just looking for any excuse to sing let’s be real yeah you kind of am dude while we were building our store Planet Lord kept sneaking up on us dude what is this kid doing bro do you hear this kid he’s trying to mine in Nathan

What he’s doing for it is he’s trying to piss us off so that he can kill us like this dude finds excuses to kill people and spawn it’s his new thing okay just don’t don’t even care about him bro bro what are they doing parent they’re

Running a trap out under our store dude why aren’t they so annoying bro let them sink all this time into a trap and then we’ll just move the story dude look break a block brother like building like a drop trap do you see that dude Planet running around like a

Little mole rat in his silence stream do you get him out of here bro all right hold up I’m gonna dude I just got to be here bro oh no you did not that’s in that’s so sad okay and you gotta quit now now you have to quit lifestyle okay

I think planet’s trying to find an excuse to kill me bro it keeps like punching yes bro yeah he is how how strong is planet like how easily could we drop 15 hearts and he has chorus fruit and he runs really bad all over spawn I don’t think you have gear for a

Fight do you apparently no I have five gapples dude okay where where’s the shop at oh there’s fire that’s nice only designed by mavic dude can Planet actually get out of the wall dude oh my goodness okay let’s let’s get this guy somebody find this guy’s family I found

Oh wait that’s so do we start selling I think we start selling bro but what are you doing there I’m making this trap you’re making this so ugly all right do you think landlord wants to buy a vinyl wait what do we so it’s not a scam because they’re gonna enjoy the vinyl

Okay so we’re not scamming people we’re giving them it we’re giving them good things okay oh my goodness dude it’s the mole rat himself okay planet do you want to buy vinyl dude you can get Utopia you can get Olivia Rodrigo like yeah he has no plan doesn’t listen to music he just

Sits in silence that’s so weird dude okay about all violence so that I can try something new guys all right the price is a heart yeah two hearts actually this is a modify a premium premium premium bro this better be really good yeah yeah hey you don’t you

Don’t want to hear it with ads dude okay okay we’ll give you a free preview of that all right yeah we’ll give you a free preview time like I got a cup of this join the one I didn’t really have a good listening experience yeah because you had ads bro

Oh I get it okay yeah well okay what why can’t I can’t do it myself dude dude you know what you know what planet just said you know what planet just said he said he wants to support big corporations instead of small businesses dude oh that’s weird

Okay you know what you know okay you want to negotiate the price because it is negotiable how about like one Golden Apple okay no no I like this Golden Apple deal but I need more okay I can actually do 20. okay how about I give

You 10 first and then ten after oh we’re not gonna scam you we’re gonna sing You the song we’re gonna sing okay right here okay 13 18 19 20. now we’ll give you our performance all right what song do you want you want to do meltdown you want we can do meltdown

Let’s get into it three two one start teacher I’d love to [ __ ] on a regular Branch all right uh thank you for your service uh Planet I appreciate that um I feel kind of skimmed can I have like a refund listen listen customer satisfaction always comes first so uh

You’re allowed to request another song all right I’m gonna give you the best best deal ever you can pick one one Olivia oh my God three two one go all right all right so when you get it Dude you know what we gotta do bro we gotta start selling freestyles bro oh Papa Gucci God’s plan please sing God’s plan what’s up right there man it’s not right there why do you got the Angry Birds eyebrows bro I’m angry oh come here where are you at

He did use the I chest plate afterwards tell this kid all right give me a word give me a word and it’s over uh poopy heads yeah I couldn’t say anything don’t say poopy head look look uh day one this kid a poopy head you know that every day he can’t get out

Of bed staying up seven a.m he don’t know what to do uh what and all he does is eat but despite all of this planet was still mining around our shop dude actually what is this planet kid doing bro Jesus this guy’s done some mining

What the heck Jesus bro this is like an ant mine dude can we kill him well you interfere if we start killing him I don’t know who would I don’t think they would um they absolutely do we kept this in the back of our mind and began to negotiate

A deal with spoke all right one heart one heart nope nope all right what you got bro what you got cause I know you got hurt so let’s see here so I got a lot of gray night no no what about shulkers I remember you guys going to

The end but then dying oh yeah shulkers we can do I mean we have shulkers we could always use more okay I got I got three empty ones here one for each except parrot wait no there’s three members never mind okay okay for for God’s plan for God’s plan I think it’s

Worth it all right I got these three shulker boxes they’re warm right now they might get cold soon though okay let’s start singing all right are we ready three two one go don’t pull up at six a.m to cuddle with me you know how I

Like it when they love in on me she say do you say do you love me all right he’s a little turtle box parrot thank you shelter box but bacon wait I am actually warning you guys if planet comes out and hits me one more

Time I’m jumping him I don’t know if I want to start a battle man I don’t either but if he goes him for me one more time I see him I see him I see him because he’s gonna if he hits me if he hits me

I’m 100 serious dude I actually want to jump this kid I actually want to jump this kid we left the call with spoke and decided that we were going to Jump Planet but before we had the chance to plan anything you hit me he hit me he literally just started chorus fruiting

He’s not a real person do you want my help here this is We’re not gonna kill him man he’s just gonna be able to get away like gets mildly low he just gets it away it’s not gonna work we shouldn’t do this in the first place meditate just

Told you to stop that someone please come help me where are you right here at my statue he’s mining in he’s mining in bro are you actually creating him out are you big a run and now minute’s gonna pull up bro why are you doing this you will be fine

Bro minute didn’t pull up last time is this minute tech oh friend yeah he’s here he’s here he’s here yeah that’s what I said man what do you want me to do get out man really No One’s Gonna help me here oh all right I’ll help you

Screw it I’m just on high paying dude I’m just on high ping dude I just have sharpness too bro okay they don’t know that plan is trying to kill me plan is trying to plan it’s hard targeting me bro nice yeah yeah yes oh my god dude sharpness too I’m gonna

Die I’m gonna die I can’t survive this dude dude why did we pick this fight dude bro they’re not winning this they’re not winning this right now are you sure yes I’m positive here thank you I just can’t see a thing it works here are you serious okay get out get out get

Out plan is still on me planet’s still on me dude I’m gonna die all right I can get you out all right oh my God okay parrot where are you at okay I might be fine just because wait do I have my I’m gonna escape on my bamboo raft bro

Dude planet’s gonna kill me planet’s gonna kill me where are you I’m boating away in a river it’s really easy to get out oh my god dude High ping is actually a curse dude I got out um wait a minute if I got out guys I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead he’s in

My boat bro okay should I go out and try to stay parrot or should I what’s what’s the move for me I don’t know um I could probably get out but I’m not entirely sure dude knockback 2 is saving my life right now dude uh what are your

Chords 500 1000 going Southwest wow wow I’m good now okay okay let’s go uh I’m going to you parents reaching me oh he has he has oh no I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m lagging dude because I’m lagging I’m lagging I’m lagging how

Do all of us have bad internet bro dude I’m in Japan bro what do you expect I just got skeleton horse trapped great oh my goodness that’s why I said we shouldn’t take that fight okay you were right whatever I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m just

Dude come to me I can’t dude I’m out I’m in the middle of nowhere oh my God he’s cleansing me he’s cleansing me okay you need to stall from epic together I can’t bro he has respiration he’s giving me Court yeah 500 1200 bro help me please oh no I’m

Close bro I’m broke I’m close I’m at 500 200. you want to try to meet me go negative on the Z if you can I’m trying bro where did he go how many gaps are you on 22. I hope they’re not calling over too they definitely okay I’m dead I’m dead

Yes I am bro he just strength potted again how many strength pots does he have I’m at 500 600 500 700 now I’m at 500 800. I’m following negative Z hurry up hurry up please dude please help me chords 501 000. 500 1000 right now I don’t see you

I’m at the bird Forest oh my God I’m almost here help me bro please help me please help me 500 100 I see you I see you jump down jump down I’m down jump down he’s oh my God I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die

Got him off got him off please help okay oh my God no I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead no matter what dude yeah I am just dead yeah yeah I’m dead yeah I’m dead I’m dead I’m done not only did I just lose a heart but I also lost my eye trim chest

Plane one of three chest plates that we had promised never to lose my teammate bacon quickly came to spawn to escort me back to the base and that’s where I began plotting my revenge on planet all right can you please set your spawn on our base yeah dude I don’t even know how

To explain this feeling dude it just like it feels helpless because I could be so geared out but I just can’t win a fight all right let’s get you iced out I just want to let you know I know our base chords bacon and I’m not struggling

Right now 80 negative 177 man yeah I was just testing you all right here we go para chest plate Numero Uno there’s I remember if he’s new right now all right I just want to make it clear when’s the last time that uh someone messed with me

On this server and got away with it I don’t know man never so uh planet’s a lot stronger than me now but I wasn’t really intending to like actually do stuff on the server this season until maybe later but maybe man parrot I got good news you’re fully iced out now with

Your armor feeling strong you’re feeling strong parrot look at this look at how much damage you’re taking not a lot half a heart but it wasn’t long until disaster struck um planet is here and if you enjoyed make sure to subscribe so you can be notified as soon

As each video comes out thanks for watching