I Turned Your Gross Food Ideas into Epic Minecraft Creations

Ever heard the phrase “you are what you eat?” Well, I’m sure that’s not important. This sushi looks really good though. Don’t mind if I do. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Today I’m coding your terrible food ideas into Minecraft and hosting a Thanksgiving dinner with a ton of my friends. I asked you on my community tab what the craziest possible food item I could code into Minecraft would be and so naturally this fish thing only

Happened because of meow14. Thanks a lot. I do need to figure out how to get rid of this though so uh give me a second hold on. Just a second almost there. Hold on. Ahh that’s better. I’ve gone ahead and broken today’s meal into three courses. First is the pretty chill appetizers.

These are the food items that have a bit of a twist but aren’t destructive or game changing. For example the sushi from before. And the less chill main course. These meals might be more dangerous and we may want to proceed with caution. And third the no chill dessert course. We just probably

Shouldn’t eat these. So all that being said let’s jump into the appetizers. Who’s first? Pigron bacon. From its terraria inspiration it could make players turn invisible and slide through walls for a limited amount of time. I’m not entirely sure that’s how pigron bacon works in terraria but hey I’m just here to

Add the comments. So naturally I’m feeling a bit peckish I must say. And if I take a bite of this bacon I’m in spectator mode. Woooooo. Yeah. Uh oh. Yeah so pigron bacon allows you to eat it and then slide through walls. I could just go down here you know

No big deal but haha. You switch back after a while. Let me eat another one. This one may be a little bit dangerous but it’s totally fine right? It fills my hunger nicely. This is indeed a fine addition to the first course of the meal. But with that being said let’s

Move onto the second one because uhhhh a carrot that’s just too realistic. There’s haha there’s no way a carrot could be too realistic right? Oh no. Oh man. Look at this thing. Look at the resolution. Look at the leaves. Look at the terrible photoshop job and the adobe watermark.

This thing is truly atrocious. I must eat it. Even the particles were high resolution that was awful I need another one. I hate everything about it. Let’s move on. A food that gives you every achievement. And what better way to get every achievement than an overachievers checkmark. That’s right you can eat a

Checkmark and you get every single every single one. Doesn’t stop you can’t like clear it at all it just keeps making that sound over and over and over again. Why would you do this to me? I’m just gonna wait. Still waiting. Oh good good more. Ugh pain suffering. Oh my gosh they stopped.

Ugh peace tranquility. Let’s move on to the next one. A loaf of detailed bread. You heard me. Oh no is this gonna be like the carrot. Oh man. Ugh. Look at the detail in that thing. Look at how much is going on here. There’s just so much detail. Ugh. It’s so tiny.

Just fills your bar and gives infinite saturation with absolutely no downside whatsoever. Look at it glow. It’s so glowy. Oh this must be radioactive right. There’s no way this is safe to eat. Haha just kidding of course it’s safe to eat. Why wouldn’t it be safe to eat. Haha.

There are zero downsides to this. Legitimately like it doesn’t actually it doesn’t do anything to you other than give you like saturation for infinity. Because of course my audience would have a comment like this. Of course there’s something that’s completely insane that does absolutely nothing. Honestly though I kind of love it.

This is why I go to you for ideas. They are dumb and that’s why I love you. Cheese quesadilla and bananas covered with Pringles and whipped cream dipped in cereal and orange juice. Ugh yeah no I’m just gonna just veto that one. Banana pepper that somehow changes your skin into a

Tiny little banana man. Oh no. Oh this is weird. Oh this is I don’t like it here. This is weird. A giant subscribe button which everyone should press. I mean eat. Oh no at this scale everything’s gigantic. Especially this. Oh no. What do I do? I gotta pick it up. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh I can eat it. Oh no. Oh no. Man I gotta change back to my regular self before the second course. That’s right it’s second course time. And this means we’ve got more danger. Starting with Red Bull but it actually gives you wings. Oh yeah. Here we go.

This right here is a can of Red Bull that literally gives you wings. As you can see if I drink it I’ve got wings now. And that means I can fly away. Fly. This is the most effective advertisement for Red Bull they’ve ever had. I guess they are still dangerous.

That’s right Red Bull actually gives you wings now. And you can actually fly with them. They’re actually pretty effective. This is actually a really really cool mod. These wings are part of the Icarus mod and if you’re interested all the mods are linked in the description. I guess this makes Red Bull the

Most powerful item in the game now huh? And it pairs very nicely with the banana pepper because now I’m just a little guy with wings. Back flip. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. A pizza that gives you every good effect in the game. I do love me some pizza even when it just looks like static.

Nom nom nom nom nom nom. Oh jeez. Oh. The pizzas are absolutely delicious and oh my gosh they’re fantastic for everything. They don’t last that long with all the effects but like man that’s pretty nice. Just be careful you don’t jump too high because you know the fall damage exists and that could

End very badly. Uh oh. But the pizza pales in comparison to Worcestershire sauce that gives you every negative effect in the game inspired by @Truce2017’s comment. How do you pronounce this? Worsted Worcestershire? Worcestershire? Worcestershire? Wuh? Worcestershire? Worcestershire? Wuh-wuh-wuh. Anyways, this one immediately kills you. What if I eat the pizza and the Worcestershire

Sauce at the same time? Oh no. That was an experience. Yeah now this is the most dangerous item in the game. Or is it? Because I can just circumvent the effects with creative mode. There’s probably going to be an item in the future that doesn’t let you do that. Huh.

But in time, make a cookie that gives you Speed 127, Jump Boost 90, Haste 255, and it has a 29% chance of you dying because it has too much sugar. Crafting recipe is one cookie in the middle and eight sugar powder around. Ah right, cookie here and sugar around and we get the

Literal sugar cookie. And yeah, it’s a lot of sugar. Yeet. Weeee. Uh oh. This is a problem. It may be an amazing way to travel, sort of, but uh oh. But it also has a 29% chance of, yeah, sugar overload. So you eat it at your own risk

Because there’s a high chance that if you jump, you die. And if you don’t jump, you might also still die. I wonder if I can like save myself with another sugar cookie before I hit the ground. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, Skulkberry. It spawns 10 wardens when you eat it.

Oh yeah. This is sure to add an element of chaos to the final Thanksgiving party. Because if I eat this Skulkberry, um, oh boy. Hey guys. Uh oh. Uh hey, it’s okay. You can, we can call, we, oh geez, oh no, they’re still here. Okay, I gotta go.

I need to give myself Red Bull. Fly away, fly away. Ah great, I can’t see anything. Oh geez, this is fine. Uh, what do I do? Where do I go? Nothing bad would happen if I ate just a ton of these. I am totally fine. Uhhhh. A cryogenic burger that freezes

Everything within a seven block radius. Listen man, this has to be at a Thanksgiving party. So I don’t know if like seven block radius is the best way to go. But I will say that seven block diameter is absolutely perfect. Ow, ow, ow. Oh yeah, cool. Nice that melted.

Yeah, so the cryogenic burger when you eat it, uh, sets a bunch of blocks around you to ice. Uh, and uh, you just, you just freeze. And if I just eat a few of these, I can’t escape. Oh geez, okay wait, okay, I gotta get out of here. Oh no. Nice.

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For the final course, we have the enchanted netherite apple. Same effects as the enchanted golden apple, but because of its density, it causes a black hole eating up all the chunks in your render distance. And I may not have been able to manage the black hole, but I did figure out something,

Uh, that I’m not going to show you yet because I hosted a Thanksgiving party and, uh, it’s going to be a surprise for everyone. Let’s go check in. This is absolute chaos. Alright guys, welcome to Thanksgiving dinner! Can I just say something? Can I just say something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might be, this might, you know, I’m not to bring politics into this, but Jeb did nothing wrong. Okay, I’m just saying. Boo! Boo! Alright, so, alright everybody, let’s head on inside! So, I’d like to preface this by saying that anything you see today was not my fault, it was all my audience. So, anything that happens to you today is not my fault. Let me just place these, let’s put these back down. Let’s see, oh. Alright, come on, SystemZee, get in

The house, come on. I am the turkey! So, today for you all, I have three courses, right? So, three– What? Three meal cour- So, today I have– You gotta be louder, I can’t hear you! Okay, so today we have three courses and we’re gonna go through them and anything that happens to you–

It’s hurting my ears too, that’s like– I’ve never heard more clearly. Hang on, hang on, hang on, don’t start Thanksgiving, my door dash is here. Oh, wait. Alright, are you guys ready for the first course? Yeah! Alright, here is the first course. Oh my gracious! Dig in, dig in, see what’ll happen.

Hyper realistic carrot. Just dig in, guys. Uranium? No! This is not okay! I’m a fish! No! Everybody eat some sushi, it’s very good for you. Help me! Knarfy! Help! The sushi is really good for you. (all laughing) SystemZee, hey, Up there! Hey! SystemZee, help me! Help me! You’re so small! Oh, I love to eat myself some uranium. Alright, everybody eat your banana peppers.

I’m like hypnotized by the bread right now. Don’t eat the banana peppers! Oh no, I hope I don’t slip on a banana. Oh! Oh my gosh he’s giant. What have you done? What am I? What is my purpose? Father, father, is that you? Is that you, father? Your voice does not match the appearance. I’m a tiny fish under the table. Everybody come back, everybody sit back down in your seats. How come we’re all bananas? Oh… I think Zee’s got some lasting effects from the sushi over here. Yeah, the sushi, I think the sushi was bad. This is so funny, just to see you all sitting here floating like that. It’s so good. So that was the first course, that was the least dangerous,

I mean, the most healthy out of all of the courses. Oh hey, hey. Where’s my food? I ordered a pizza. Oh, oh, well it’s funny you should mention that. Oooo subscribe. It’s funny you should mention that you ordered a pizza because the second course is here. And included is a pizza. This one might be a little more dangerous. Oh, don’t eat the skulk berries. I’m not gonna sleep tonight. Oh, Garrett help. No, Garrett’s dead! Hey, everybody drink your Red Bull! And then we go. Let’s go. AHHHH THEY’RE ALL OUTSIDE! Please make it stop. Make it stop. I’m gonna land it on the Hudson. I am so, oh, now this is pod racing. Can you all come outside and see what’s going on with this water? Because it’s kind of crazy. I’m having a nice long drink of Red Bull. Oh, no, this is completely normal. You guys don’t see this happening?

No. They added flying water. All right, well, that was two courses. I’m the only one left, Knarfy, they all died. You killed them all. Oh, Garrett’s here. Knarfy! Hey. Oh. Oh. Hey. Hang on, I gotta grow my mustache back. It’s getting cold, hang on. All right, all right, all right. Let’s do this. It’s time for the third course. It’s time for our third and final course. I’m stuck as a fish, help! I can’t breathe. So this is the third and final course. Can somebody feed me some scraps? Hold on, hold on, I gotta bring it out.

Hold on, I got it, I got it. Here we go, hold on, okay. Oh that looks heavy. All right, I want all of you guys to grab one of these and we’re gonna eat them at the same time. Carrot, pass one to the dog. This is a netherite apple. What?

All right, ready, everybody eat it at the same time. You ready? One, two, three, go! – Yeah! – Yum, yum, yum. All right, see ya guys. Hap thankgiv 🙂 – Subtitle Knarfy