I was ADOPTED by EVIL Mobs in Minecraft

Evil mobs want to adopt me in minecraft dragons from the air werewolves from the land and mermaids from the sea can i survive each family or will i turn evil along the way oh my gosh my entire village is on fire mom dad quick extinguish their flames brother hey get

Out of my village listen we’re trying to extinguish all these flames wait brother she looks like the chosen one let’s hear your best dragon call sounds like the chosen one to me get on my back we must take you to our base to safety please give this video a big like

To save minecraft’s kind and the dragons we’ll see where i’m going welcome to our secret cave so why did you bring me here since you’re the chosen one we want to adopt you and now we will train you to become a dragon you are the chosen one

You must defeat the hydra who’s been plaguing all dragon kind we will call you samantha samantha the chosen one wait what was that oh no i will get samantha out of here the entire cave is melting this whole place is going down that’s sad you are not the chosen one i

Am the king of all the dragons and there will only be one but technically you’re like three so i would be careful with what you said how dare you we’re all brothers here oh you don’t have okay where do we go we must go to the secret hideout what’s your name again my

Name is pinky my brother was winky he’s gone pinkie why have you brought me on top of a mountain with no end in sight ah you see i’m going to train you to be a dragon oh i’ve seen the movie i’ve got this this is reverse i’m teaching you

How to be a dragon here take these wings and put them on how do i look beautiful you might just be the chosen one but we won’t know until we throw you off the cliff so if you can fly then you might be the chosen one okay have you

Subscribed to the bz channel because if you haven’t i can’t fly no i have subscribed i’ve been subscribed since 2020. then we can do this oh geez i’m so proud oh no oh no we almost lost the chosen one go up quick i’m flying i’ve got this

Follow me samantha we must go to the eternal flame and claim your power to the dragon oh i’m about to be breathing fire out here people oh yes philip show them how it’s done he’s gaining his powers look at him there he goes he can now breathe fire he completed the

Ancient flame ceremony to gain your firepowers you must go to the nearby villages and gain their trust which village though there’s a ton of them the red village and the ice village let’s go no you must go alone it is the way of the dragon okay let’s find the red

Village in the ice village so we can get the powers i need to become a dragon this looks like a red village if i’ve ever seen one hey little guy where are you going oh gosh what are you doing i’m the chosen one obviously look at these

Wings it’s a bubble gum it looks gross that’s not being nice guys beat you put it down below in the comments if you want to be featured in the video even if you have bubble gum on your back it’s okay now what do you need this village

Is about to blow up with a volcano where it’s over there please i’ll i’ll do anything you want you can just extinguish always before all my friends and family i have just the wings for this also guys remember we need items to become the mega dragon princess chosen one person

So obviously to say minecraft i need to put out this fire this is a huge volcano i have never um put out an entire volcano before i think this is probably how it’s done right i should place it right here maybe oh oh everything’s turning into

Whoa i have to keep this fireball from destroying the village i’m going to have to act as a body shield i didn’t take any damage pretty sure i am the chosen one right about now i put out a big fire on the volcano save the village and it’s

Time to find that villager hey bud he saved us thank you so much you wanted that red potion right i didn’t tell you that how’d you know i can read your mind here thank you you’re welcome which way to the ice village don’t ask me that you

Know i don’t know my directions that guy is very very unfortunate there’s a ton of snow and ice this has to be close to the ice village oh no the hydra’s here he’s setting the ice village on fire that’s messed up enjoy old melted popsicle village nobody likes melted popsicles that’s so

Rude oh my gosh i don’t even see anybody in this village anymore oh oh my gosh melted village what do we do well see i’m here um to potentially be the chosen one of the dragons i need a potion or a vial from you do you have one we have

That but you gotta be careful there’s a defense mechanism in the village to keep it snowing take this sword they’re gonna start coming soon there’s a defense mechanism i have to keep it snowing and oh god oh god defeat it with the map oh i did it so we defeated our first ice

Monster it looks like the winter is being restored in the village there’s more snow and ice we just have to defeat these guys oh oh got him you gotta be quick the ice villagers they’re oh jeez die monster help please i’m going to die my daughter

Max can’t help me here i’ve got you stop attacking him oh my gosh the snow it’s back oh my gosh it’s beautiful oh it’s back to his former icy glory thank you so much now can i have the vial yes here have this liquid ice

Bucket and a map on the house thank you is it time to find pinky i think he’s back at the eternal flame thank you this is a lot of flying for one day i’m back at the eternal flame pinkie you’re back oh i’m sorry i was just crying

Oh okay now i’m sorry you made it back did you have the items i have this and i have this that’s wonderful here take them and throw them in the eternal flame here goes nothing one two i’ll stand in the middle of the eternal flame start the sequence whoa what is happening

This is crazy does this mean i’m the chosen one you’ve gained your powers to become a fire-breathing dragon yes oh this is so cool oh what was that you could breathe fire now you’re becoming the chosen one it hurts a little bit because i’m not an

Actual dragon so i’m gonna hold off on that one a bit now samantha you must get your scales to become a dragon okay where do we go to get the scales in order to get your scale samantha you must plunder a city and steal their gold

I just saved two cities and now i have to destroy one the more gold you take the stronger your skills will become where is the city you have to find on your own use your dragon senses okay oh there is so much gold but guys if i’m

The chosen one to become a dragon i’m not gonna be mean and plunder this city does anybody live here are you ubereats are you looking for wilfred i am a dragon i was sent here to steal your gold but i don’t want to do that could

You just help me borrow some gold i can give you all this gold all right i kind of dropped the ball on getting all the food for the village feast later tonight what are you doing i’m listening i’m taking in your thoughts bring us all the

Food you can and then we’ll give you all the gold all right fair square okay what kind of food do you eat i’ve got this i believe every single thing in there is a turkey he’s eating 5 000 turkeys ew stop burping sir that’s rude I guess if you eat 5 000 turkeys you can take a nap pretty easily huh i need all the food plates i can get trying to feed the whole city oh man this hydra is a loud sleeper oh my gosh she’s sitting on so many of them Run run who was that no one i smelt something weird what is that gross i’m out of here before he comes back we need to fill our inventory with more food go back to the villager get the gold get the scales and defeat the hydra [Applause] you speak my language i do

Are you part turkey no but i have turkeys in my inventory yes where did you find all these they’re just sitting inside of a cave they probably don’t have much of a shelf life anymore oh sweet there’s not like a big like menacing like beast nearby right no oh

Thank goodness thank goodness we’re all good here all right thank you for the food thank you very much no no no no no no sir we made a deal okay do you need more all i need you to do is stand back and watch this I just got scales and two extra rows of hearts so i am fully saturated you might need to go see a doctor i’m gonna go find pinky pinky samantha are those scales look at me oh you’re almost the chosen one almost what do i have left we haven’t proven if

You’re the chosen one yet you have to get your claws now can we go to the nail salon yes okay let’s go you can only get your pink keto painted though [Applause] pinky be careful he can see you is he leaving i think he is okay let’s go

Speak to the salonist i don’t think that’s a word pinky i’m pretty sure it is hello hello what’s up girl love those wings oh thank you i need a manicure please i need claws to become uh the chosen dragon i was to help you out but my salon is kind of

Destroyed so if you want those dragon claws you’re gonna have to find me this magical flower that’s gonna rebuild this whole place i’ll find the magical flower and then you better do my nails really good or you don’t get a good yelp review you heard that i troll

They’re immune to my fire chuckles you can get a chuckles at home from bremersch.com you should get you one because he’s saving us from a troll in game right now get the flower oh my gosh pinky ask and you shall receive oh girl oh that oh that’s a flower right there if

I’ve ever seen one all right take a seat let’s rebuild this place shall we yes we shall all right three two one whoa make sure and stand on that red carpet cause you are a movie star first things first though let’s just get you that meow Why are you on fire i sneezed on them does that mean i’m the chosen one samantha wait you would have been transformed by now you’re not the chosen one nothing’s happening something’s wrong we’re not going to defeat the hydra it was all for nothing then i

Guess i’ll have to go back and be adopted by my real parents this can’t be right something’s wrong i can’t believe you’re not the chosen one pinky i’m sad oh food let’s eat our problems away oh no you little fake dragon girl take this i don’t feel anything you said she was

The chosen one don’t rub it in her face thank you one more dragon i must eliminate to take this say goodbye to pinky we can save him oh no i found the hydra in cages you think you found the chosen one we thought they might be the one you

Think you can defeat me look at me i’m so much more powerful i have two more heads than you pinkie i’m breaking you out of here good luck little girl you got to be careful the hydra’s powerful and there you saved me from the cage but we’re not done yet the hydra

Still lurks guys i still have to prove to y’all that i can be the chosen one it’s too late no it’s not pinkie oh the hydra where are you come out and fight us like a man ah you think you guys can stop me we have to say goodbye to your last day

As a dragon no no take me instead you took the hit for me ow wait what’s happening you’re transforming oh she is the chosen i didn’t mean it you know what hydra this is what you get sorry you didn’t and that’s how an act of kindness saved all of the dragons in minecraft

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa look at me look this is not free is this me what is happening where am i hello are you awake am i actually a werewolf yes i saved you from the evil alpha werewolf so yes this is where you live this is your new home

Welcome here explain to me why i need to be here i’ve adopted you into my family uh you’re part of the pack now probably a little overwhelming i understand if you want to take a breather will you show me the kitchen actually yeah down

Here how do i get out of here where is the exit i just i need some air i can’t even find out and get out be very quiet why did i do that oh my gosh i tripped and i rang the bell you’ll never know how do i turn back into free

Excuse me this day keeps getting weirder and weirder i found this secret base i will cause an avalanche to destroy their entire dead just gotta figure out how to get the ice down i just realized that other wolf said he adopted me it is my obligation to tell him that his home is

About to be destroyed hello i need to use this now alert mayday maybe i have an announcement huh what happened oh wait you look angry right now i’m cooking dinner for us what do you want just really casually here just don’t panic your home’s about to be destroyed

Well our home is about to be destroyed by a really mad looking werewolf oh no the cave the den’s clapping no i want you oh oh wait more’s gonna collapse soon how are we gonna get out of here don’t shove me get out of here use your

Wolf sentences follow me get me quick hurry everyone escape emergency oh dead it’s collapsing from the inside imagine what i can do in one hour if i could destroy your base in a he needs to work on that yeah that’s embarrassing i’m out of here i’m gonna take over minecraft you can’t stop

Making what are we gonna do harriet should we stop him yes how all right he’s too far i’m too lazy you’re part of the pack now we need to train you to become a werewolf first where do we start this way okay north harriet why have you brought me here i’m gonna teach

You how to become a werewolf first things first you got a house ouch put your back into it for crying out loud i’m trying to save the world with you oh oh that was too high of a note wasn’t it where do i go i can’t find my way back

Up this is unfortunate oh geez breathe out to run out of bubbles up in here swim like your life depends on it because it does i see a hole i have one bubble left oh ow it’s starting to hurt that was so cold of course you’re right there that’s convenient isn’t it

I smell a tiny werewolf something that smells great it stinks maybe there’s somebody in here that can help me i knew something oh i made it out you’re okay i’m right here your cry it broke the eyes but it didn’t summon any friends it didn’t work clearly what do we do now

Let’s go somewhere warm we gotta go wow look a nice warm cabin in the woods there’s a saying about don’t go into an empty cabin in the middle of the woods why are we going in here no it’s okay just come on inside let’s find somewhere nice and warm to sleep oh

I feel like you need to train me on werewolf thing a little more sir before you take a nap oh fine whatever if you use your heightened sense of smell uh you can smell things around you from 500 feet away did i do it right did you smell anything

I smelled victory and i smelled a new subscribe Okay i’m gonna go take a nap i’m sleepy this has been a really long day and uh being a werewolf is hard oh man i’m becoming a werewolf i smell something oh my gosh i told you it’s like a horror movie the whole house is on fire maybe the homeowners are mad

That we snuck in harriet hey buddy buddy we have to leave use your nose wake up what’s happening this place is on fire we have to leave hurry we can’t wait any longer come on escape from the front door what is happening but why didn’t i

Smell that it’s like i’m under a curse or something oh thank you so much for waking me up you must be becoming a werewolf i am i have a beautiful nose well i used my nose what’s next well i was gonna teach you about bravery but clearly you’ve already got that inside

Of you oh yeah let’s go this way harriet where have you brought me it seems like we’re close to a town now this is the hunting grounds in modern werewolf time we can’t really eat wild game right now so we’re going to the grocery store oh i like that

Better that’s fun head over to wolf bros groceries so this store i can just go in here as a werewolf it’s it’s wolves only right just in case as humans i’m going to teach you how to shapeshift into a human oh cool i am a human so that’ll be easy

Right just follow my chant okay whoa you’re a girl okay what does my voice sound like all right let’s go inside we gotta get some food oh this store is a lot of good-looking stuff eh sugar do you have to pay for stuff here i’m just putting it in my inventory just

Just take what you want and go oh those are behind class i don’t think just break the glass it’s meant for fun oh i took an item frame hold on hold on we’re not breaking things in this house except for just just a little bit of a little

Bit of this getting some carrots i feel like i should stop just stealing things harriet where are you up in the corner what do you need wait you’re a werewolf again why is your human you’re blue oh oh no hi sir i can explain hey you’re

Not supposed to be in the store this isn’t for werewolves i know it’s in the name but like you can’t be here all right to the pound with you no ah good night oh no he actually sent me to the pound buddy don’t worry i’m gonna

Get you out of here look at all these cute puppies i just wanna take you all home this is a normal door oh right this is normally for regular dogs not werewolves i’m going to name you jonathan you know what i’m going to name you now guys before we can continue my

Journey we have to let all of these guys out i don’t believe in pounds animals should be free all the dogs have been freed oh this has to be the exit to the pound harriet i found you i just found this place and you’re already out i had

To break out of the pound but we’re here and i’m ready to continue my alpha worth journey oh hold my back i’m getting too old to be the alpha wolf it’s about time i teach you how to become the awful wolf i want you to carry on my legacy i’ve

Learned a few skills already sir i think i think your memory isn’t serving you well right now what else do you need to teach me this is the last thing okay is dramatic pause not you again one more werewolf down do you think you’re the new alpha nothing

Could stop me not even pathetic little baby like that i’m trying to be the alpha be alpha goodbye harriet’s gone i haven’t fully trained to be the alpha what am i gonna do i literally am a fake werewolf on top of a hill wait i forgot

I got this ability earlier i know how to use a call now right i mean last time i shattered ice with it but oh this did not happen before did somebody call us hi have you seen my friend harriet by chance um there he is what color is he he’s like blue

Gray it’s on down the hill let’s all go together guys i think i smell him inside here i see him inside here hurry is that you harriet what are you doing here i’m here to break you out i use the call you’re a real werewolf now now let’s see

If my strength is uh alpha i’m an alpha i did it harriet where are you going i don’t have a game plan we’ve got to get outside at least there’s one more thing i can finally tell you what it was take this list of things you’ll need so i need a

Bone werewolf fur and a bucket of milk yeah but it can only be done on a full moon so get the items first okay are you gonna help me no you must go alone this looks like a good village i’m sure they have everything i need hey sir a

Werewolf are you the one that’s been stealing our food no i haven’t touched your food but i do need a werewolf fur bone and a bucket of milk please could you just give me that really quick someone’s been stealing all of our food i can give you a bone if you capture him

And get him to us i can do that i i mean people are obviously afraid of werewolves so i should be able to catch something i need a stick some oak planks i think it is and some metal to make a trap oh okay here’s a sheet of metal

Perfect now we’re just going to look at a few more houses here i’m sure it’ll be easy um a stick awesome now we just need the planks what about this one oh hey i got all three so all i have to do is put these together in my crafting table and

I have a trap wait i was wondering where he set this trap guys obviously i put it in here if they’ve been stealing the food duh we have to go to where the food is guys hey listen i was summoned here to trap you guys because you’ve been stealing some food

In the village however since we are brethren be quiet and remove thy hands she speaks fancy let’s get out of here i don’t like her goodbye just get out of here i’m scared of her okay all i have to do is find the wood sure hey did you

See any anything there you go thank you now time for some werewolf fur and a bucket of milk i found another village so that means they’ve gotta have milk and wolf fur right hi no can i help you i would like a bucket of milk and uh some werewolf fur please oh werewolf Okay could i have some no we need it for the winter okay listen here our vampire has been ransacking and killing all the cattle and all the crops they’re all gone eliminate him and we can give you all the fur you want i don’t know if you’ve seen twilight but vampires and uh

Werewolves do not get along he said he’s been terrorizing the cattle so this vampire must be in here somewhere i want to suck your blood cow that is so stereotypical of course the vampire is going to speak like that hey oh yes i’ve come to just defeat you that is very

Rude in my country right well you keep eating all the meat what can they say i’m present I think i know something that might defeat you this town has been trying to defeat this guy for a while so of course they have supplies that’s why it’s in here all we have to do is give him a little bit of sunlight get back here i want to ah yes my second

Meal where can i help you i i just want to apologize for earlier oh i knew you come to your senses here yeah oh thank you you know i i feel like werewolves and vampires should get along this is my peace offering take that all of the light whoa it looks

Like i get some werewolf fur which is also if you think about it very strange that as a werewolf i’m supposed to have werewolf fur knock knock hello hey so i might have destroyed your little friend with some of this oh dear that is beautiful here’s that werewolf yay

So thank you for this but uh what about the bucket of milk just go milk yourself a cow i can do that my grandpa was a dairy farmer i got this you look beautiful today lovely thank you so much harriet harriet look i did it i have it all congratulations

It’s a full moon i can’t help myself i’m sorry harriet i feel different brianna how do i look oh my gosh i’m both cute cause i’m pink and terrifying do you know what this means i’m gonna defeat the evil werewolf and save minecraft let’s hunt him down

With her nose this way north it’s the evil lair we have to gather an army of werewolves if we’re gonna defeat the evil one okay oh this is overwhelming sure she’s gonna hear us coming shoes it’s a full moon oh my gosh okay harriet do you think we

Have enough we gotta get inside now they keep howling harriet are you ready let’s get this guy we’ve got this good we’ll triumph over evil you will die i’m tired of your shenanigans we did it you’re the new alpha werewolf oh my goodness oh no i don’t know how to swim

Who are you it’s another big zombie i think we need to get these zombies out of our ocean oh whoa you don’t really look like a fish i need some help i also don’t really know how to swim i i don’t i don’t know about this well i mean we can’t really leave

Her all alone there’s zombies i don’t know can we adopt her please that’s her problem no no we don’t trust humans we don’t trust humans it’s cheap what are we gonna do we have to bring her in oh my gosh sir what are you doing i don’t know how

To swim human okay you can’t just forcefully bring her into the she can’t breathe oh my god i mean she looked fine to me what is this bubble power what are you doing with our items on the wall okay sir so i’m a human i can’t breathe underwater therefore i took the water

Breathing power and now i’m using bubble power can you stop spraying bubbles everywhere are you liking it so far woody what are you thinking i am thinking i am pretty hungry what do mermaids eat actually despite common belief we actually eat cookies oh wait that’s so cute can i have some oh

I found the secret cage full of gold get out of here i must take all the gold take over the world i would prefer if you didn’t do that use your your bubble power whoa hey we can talk about this i didn’t know you had power you’re gonna have to exit please nothing

For you go back maybe give him a cookie no no no this happens all the time they find our entrance constantly okay i’ve cooled off what did i miss it was just another pirate you know just another daily occurrence baby nana it’s time for that i guess okay i’m

Gonna sleep on the gold because it’s fancy okay you get some rest and we’ll learn so many new things tomorrow i wish i had a mermaid’s tail i wish i had a mermaid’s tail okay so it is now time for some swim lessons um i think that’s probably an

Important thing for you to know you know us you know mermaids adopting you and everything i’m thinking yeah how about you give it a try to get back up to the surface baby what is this doing what’s going on i’m just showing off i found a thing that

Might help you okay i’m not sure it’s an inner tube it might help you float let’s see oh look at you that’s working out really really nice not going to catch up to me um i don’t even see you oh my goodness oh my goodness uh you’re not very fast

Are you sure you should be doing this no you’re supposed to be teaching me maybe instead of swimming we should teach something a little bit more helpful we can sing and then the fish come and help us it’s really really nice so how about you

Give it a try and see you know what happens what what do y’all normally sing just some beautiful beautiful notes just like uh just just the mermaid stuff it’s just like a little ah go ahead oh oh i have music notes am i doing it right now she’s he’s doing it

Oh a dolphin wait it’s got something in his mouth whoa what is that oh my goodness it’s giving you diamonds that’s so sweet these diamonds aren’t going to help me swim but they are going to make me rich wait you got diamond from that yeah well i’m a better singer

Than that okay let me try that’s mean oh no he was just trying his best oh my gosh there’s a huge ball domination is almost underway world domination i have so much gold and money it will be no longer until i can take over the world is it the evil

Pirate where’d he get the golden money from and when i do i’m gonna turn all of the mermaids in this world into fish for my pet piranhas my gosh dolphin dolphin i need to go back i have to warn the other mermaids big update okay so that

Scary pirate that we saw earlier has all of the booties all of the booties are on top of the ship i’ve been in this area well and i dealt with him earlier he’s long gone no no no no no he has gold he has treasure all on that ship over there

If you don’t believe me go see wait treasure yeah oh well then what are we waiting for let’s go hey do you think we should check on her what was the last time you think she ate oh she probably could use a cookie hey yes uh brie yes would you

Like a cookie oh yes is it oatmeal raisin thank you are you very welcome now let’s get let’s get that go i think brie brie i think he’s warming up to you a little bit oh yay oh he’s here oh my gosh hey look at all these drowns over here i

Think we should help him that’s so many oh oh no they don’t like me they don’t like me there’s too many what’s happening it’s the mermaids they’re trying to attack me with drowned i knew they were evil i think the mermaids have this covered all i have to

Do is sneak onto the boat oh carefully carefully look look look he’s right there run make a run for it close the door i have to get the diamonds oh my gosh she has so many oh my gosh i saw you trapped by those mermaids down there here take some diamonds for the

Road you can take a few oh my goodness you have i am going to just take just a couple just just a couple i have tons of treasure i have to go get them to the other mermaids because they’re being very sweet um i think the

Pirate has the wrong idea i haven’t been captured hey mermaids you’re safe you’re so worried yes take all the diamonds that you want i got a card he said what are you doing it’s a peace treaty to the mermaids the ones that captured you yeah get into my boat

I’m gonna keep you safe from them no they’re nice i swear oh they’re blowing up my ship i’ll keep you safe from those evil mermaids oh why’d you do that you need to be safe in the tent those monsters are around here no i promise they’re nice i promise my world has

Literally been burned down by those monsters in the sea okay you guys so i’m gonna go off into the field just for a second so i’m out of earshot but here’s the thing the pirate thinks he’s helping us but he’s actually not he’s taking me away from my mermaid family so what i

Remember is earlier when i did this when i sang i had a fish friend come and save me if i need to be saved maybe i sing in front of the pirate captain and see what fishy friend i might find yoho yoho it’s a pirate’s life for me and there’s

A fish in the be nice remember they’re like mermaid people i can’t stand fish i gotta leave in the meantime i have a mermaid message dear baby brie it’s your mermaid family do not worry we are coming to save you that pirate had a magical potion and we

Think we have a plan to get you back if you see humans who look like us it’s us here have some mutton and just go take a nap okay thank you thank you i’m supposed to have a cookie juice fine i’ll take this mutton and leave i’m

Staying in my tin tonight bye felicia um hello hello hello what’s up hello what is this hello hello human um a nice day we’re having isn’t it it is actually my my human baby my human little tiny baby parents you look so nice today have you

Been on the boat for a while your legs look a little a little funky um yeah it’s it’s been a day anyway how about you come to my uh my campsite for a dinner how about that we really should get going we should just take

This little this no no no no i i insist this come on it’ll be nice guys how long is the potion gonna last i don’t know we definitely have to get out of here like a nice little meal oh sir yeah we should probably all go to

No we have to get them back to the ocean this is not going to end well get in there you’re not going to be able to breathe for much longer you’re not going anywhere [Applause] I don’t even know what day it is what time it is and where is everybody and the mermaids are gone oh no no no look through here look through the barrels they better not be canned tuna they are obviously nowhere to be seen here just kind of making me feel like i need

To go back to that boat we saw earlier i don’t have my inner tube anymore that means i definitely need to do this help i need a dolphin help ask and you shall receive okay sheila let’s go i knew that i had to come back to the

Ship do i want to no do i have to yes and um the explosions earlier have made this a little harder than it should be ouch if i was a chest with information where would i be ding dong ding dong dog everybody hear ye hear ye bri has found

A map oh geez this is gonna take forever are you kidding me sheila i might need to elicit your help and your families let’s go and save my mermaid friends we can do this i found my inner tube i’m safe and i’m ready to save my friends

And now according to my map they’re right in front of me i need water please give me water can you give him water both i know your tricks you guys thrive off of water and use it for your powers that’s why i have wet sponges just

Enough to keep you living what did they ever do to you i’m convinced they ate my friend the reason why they’re locked up is because they were going to hurt you i saved you i i appreciate it but i feel like all you guys are trying to help me like why

Can’t we all get along you wouldn’t understand oh my floaty oh you can’t swim now can you no no why aren’t you asleep anyway you should be a person oh no she can’t swim guys guys look i’m she’s not supposed to be able to swim

You know what you’re not supposed to be able to be mean wait what are you who i am both human and mermaid take that pirate capture you i need to capture you come on guys guys no no no no get in there you did it bye captain baloney yeah bye

Captain baloney let’s go back to his ship and get the treasure oh good idea wait should we sing for um sheila to take us on the way