I Will Be Rank #1 Minecraft Speedrunner

Super spicy matte with the charmander skin that’s cute i know isn’t it adorable so now now we just speed run all right what does that consist of have you done any research i did very little in the top right corner to make a hoe oh the stick this still just make a

Strong hoe not a not a stick or a wood hole but all right so do that again how do i make the hoe all right don’t worry about the hoe do you have the two sticks i made a shovel okay wait a minute there’s the hoe

All right so now if you do three wood across the top you will make a pickaxe oh my god this is incredible matt this is incredible so we’re gonna take that pickaxe and we’re gonna go mine some stone oh my god that sounds [ __ ] nuts all right sub shmoe what eden and

The tier one pie man in the tier one choco why are we so holy slap it’s a baby game that’s why it’s a game made for literal kids that’s why we’re so [ __ ] good at it oh we are so good oh i see more oh good eye watch out for the creeper

Matthew holy [ __ ] oh no oh he’s still following you matt let him come he got a taste don’t let him destroy the hay nice oh did you see that that’s a speed run straight that was actually beautifully executed or hey i didn’t i didn’t think about this part

Yeah it seems like he can move around which kind of makes it tough it’s weird all right let’s that’s all we’re on the move okay here how about this can i trap him in here and then you can bully him oh yeah oh my god matt you didn’t you’re not three blocks up

Yeah i haven’t done this in a while oh we’re doing this to look for a flint ah ah i have two of them you have two flints i have two flints you want one what the [ __ ] did you make two flint or find two flints

I don’t know i think i’m really good at this holy [ __ ] matt your rng is nuts oh look at this i’m not this way this is guaranteed lava yeah i can feel it actually yeah it’s getting toasty i’m sweating it’s calling out to me honestly you can almost hear those little lava

Bubbles yeah i actually feel it this was free odd question did you ever watch the uh mary kate and ashley movies as a kid uh i know i did but i don’t really remember them there was one where they met they were like investigating a monster

On a volcano and it turned out to just be a guy that investigated volcanoes you want to know something crazier than that story matt which is definitely a new village right this isn’t the same one well let’s uh we can test that real quick i think uh well no here’s a

Here’s an interesting crafting table there oh that’s a random spawn this is rng that is huge in the video i need to drop water right on this square whoa on the lava square that’s just gonna make obsidian yeah yeah yeah but that’s what we’re doing we’re starting our portal

It has to be like in an actual arc like an archway yeah so you start the base and then you make the arch so then we’re going to need to save some obsidian people are saying don’t do that so it must be right i think i need to drop it here i also

Don’t think that’s correct matthew hold on all right here did you three four yep i’m gonna take this bucket of water and i’m i’m gonna go [ __ ] we have a little obsidian there right yeah yeah we that’s a good wait somebody said no that’s right that’s good it looks good to me

It’s just your [ __ ] scared me what i thought you were i got scared i thought your cat had like attacked you or something no no no i just got really nervous i i realized the missing step charlie watch this i’m ready i found you instantly all right danny you can help matt with

This problem solving i’m just watching boom oh oh no oh no oh no i don’t know no no i think this was this was in the guide i think it says yeah this is right oh no yeah matt i think uh that block placement needed some work

Look at that oh no this is the problem oh no oh no all right there there goes the run boys do we restart hold on i’m coming back yeah all your stuff burn in the lava by the way i don’t need it okay we need the none of the buckets survived wait did

You when you died too man yeah i jumped i well i didn’t jump in after you it like had a gravitational pull when you fell in it should we just restart no no no no no no i think that was you’re right that was in the tutorial i think

Was that in the game or was that you matt that was that was me oh no i don’t have a shovel so i don’t either i also don’t have a shovel okay this is perfect we should be fine jesus christ matt no super spicy matt lives despite another day

That was a pretty good death though honorable i’d say that was wonderful yeah but folk did you push me in i didn’t move an advancement you just got hot stuff is that for killing your friends no no what is this guy made out of come on man

You can do it all right so now if i just drop the water again here and here right to make it yeah you’re getting it danny’s cracked it all right into the nether boys run it maybe maybe take the um the crafting table oh good call good call so how did you

Activate the nether did you burn like wood in the middle i had flint’s do okay okay yeah we all need 36. okay whichever one of you mined that really [ __ ] me hard holy [ __ ] i’ll take the lead what’d you get oh no matt matt they don’t like what you just did man

Don’t die somewhere where all your stuff won’t fall on the lava okay like there that was a pretty good spot actually matt nice yeah you got we had like half of it back uh all things considered that one about as well as we could have expected

Yeah i agree wait does matt did matt have a spawn point or no yeah did you just i’ll wait for you by the portal i’m coming oh custom skinny all right for the speed running so i saw you guys standing around a lava pool for like five or ten minutes that’s pretty

Good speed right yeah it was a 10 minute portal you’re pretty pretty impressed [Laughter] if i do this one more time where i mine and destite instead of grab same i’m going to lose my mind how do you even tell the difference they look exactly the [ __ ] same

Oh you don’t need to kill that guy oh that that guy’s a passive no no anymore everyone else in the area will be very upset all right see what you mean danny my man Wow oh wow danny holy [ __ ] yeah man good all work these big big guys are hostile honestly i’m going to die here before everyone else dies no hold on i’m right behind you i’ll i’ll take some heat off the ball um but yeah and this fortress if you want to come with me

I know where the spawner is conveniently but you want to run around these footages um looking for the orange blaze dudes i love how all three of us just did that and he he hit this work perfectly [Laughter] yeah just mine any gold that you say danny the hero yeah

What the [ __ ] was that man i thought i could make the jump i missed that’s great got the better holy [ __ ] man it’s a speed run okay hey i like where your heart’s at you gotta cut corners sometimes i think we’ll go back to the the business man well all right

I was quietly did he just fall from the same place we did and he went even further i see charlie i know a way out of this okay matt there’s some gold down there if you guys want to pick it up uh yeah we can uh parkour our way over there i guess

I’m trying to use a button i also have to go all the way back to where your line was yeah see here so we made a kind of triangle yeah we can take down here oh nice that’s pretty cool nice yeah just dig straight down

I don’t have a pickaxe so that’s got to be you big guy there’s so many this is i was out of sprint i couldn’t make the jump i’m coming back boys unbelievable just cut all right okay in a circle oh i tried the sprint jump but i couldn’t sprint

Pulling in the wrist oh [ __ ] i threw that one away oh i’m cheating anyway oh there we go uh so if you’ve got a bow ready and your arrows thanks to tier one takushi thanks for all these big tier one subs so i just jump in it’s a bridge yep

All right so i’ll make a what everyone oh no you know we’ll have pickaxes do you i’ve got one teamwork i imagine i should be looking down so i don’t aggro any of the endermen yeah that’s right and the crystals at the top of these pillars

You want to shoot those jesus this guy’s perching already okay i hit once sounds like someone’s looked at an enderman already oh it’s clearly me yeah it’s it’s not just one it’s okay i’ll kite them you guys can do the dirty business oh what a [ __ ] shot i’m actually insane holy [ __ ]

So without using the bed strategy what’s the normal way of killing a new dragon this shooting the crystals out shooting the dragon but with the beds you’re just trying to get it like perch and then put the beds on it yeah gotcha oh i just realized i shot my last arrow

So the dragon’s gonna circle that tower and then it’s gonna fly to the middle like this and start doing rotations so i’m standing under this pillar here i’m going to place beards and explode them so how do you avoid the damage oh you’re placing it above and you’re on bedrock

That’ll come back in a second danny just got it oh good catch i was nuts all right i’m ready for this kill how do you blow up the beds you just wreck like you’re gonna get you right click it like you’re gonna get in it doesn’t let you because um

Yeah that’s the other thing it’s looking like a 1350 really yeah it felt like 13 minutes yeah that was good world record easy that was cool that was cool i’ve never even seen that fight in person so what does this game have like a story or nah nah okay you’re looking at it

All right so i’m very sleepy so i’m gonna call it there i think yeah i’ll probably go to bed as well thank you for the help kay thank you so much yeah well we never see me yeah absolutely man as you can see we’ll need more help for sure

We really started to click there towards the end once the buffs were administered yeah once once we couldn’t take damage it was great is that legal in a uh category by chance what’s that oh you’re just a couple of buffs yeah just hacking yeah absolutely yeah i was actually killing the enderman

As well so you guys are getting chased around the end by the end of that yeah that wasn’t going that’s obviously legal do they have speed runs for like specific seeds like best time on this seed yes basically red men and where they give something agree with

Somebody and get the best time and they use some fancy software to find the best seed possible um and the world record on that is two minutes and 21 seconds oh my god what that i’ve got yeah i’ve got a two minutes 33 seconds how is that even possible with like the

Rng that’s required well [ __ ] nice all right well we’ll have to try that at some point