I Won the War on the Deadliest Minecraft SMP…

Welcome back to the lifesteal smp last time i talked to parrot’s team they scammed me when i took one of their members hostage the conflict has reached its boiling point and we are all ready to fight but because we’re fighting in our headquarters the mob tower they

Wanted to make the rules for the fight gentlemen hi hello hi parrot we’ve been expecting you we’ll make a deal okay how this fight’s basically gonna play out right if one of us dies on either team the fight is over you guys get the home field advantage so we make the rules

That’s right all right all right return the items right but you can keep the heart if you kill someone i don’t want to lose too many hearts i get it parrot sure okay okay all right good luck other side other side oh hello hello boys you guys ready see where do they go

Have they vanished they’re at the end okay ready ready here we go here we go here we go oh boy let’s go for it i just immediately pulled out no don’t do that don’t do that yeah not outside but like out of the fight i’m getting 3v1 they’re ganging up on me dude

I’m getting ganged up on dude bumpers don’t focus them try to kill everyone focus more than one person they’re focusing one person oh there it is hello gentlemen these idiots they’re like target zam so they all go to them and just leave me to 1v1 and clown pierce that’s it it’s time to

Negotiate terms of peace negotiate terms of peace so am i about to lose my heart no no i’m sorry i want to kill clutch [Laughter] With the fight concluded and us coming out as the winners we thought the war would finally end we were making plans to get to spawn together later that day and discuss the terms of peace though before that an interesting character sent me a message no i already

That’s true all right all right all right leo guess what guess what what mcburkin is an mob okay let’s go meet him let’s go meet him yo hello hello big man big birkin welcome to lifesteal yep i’m here man good is this your first time logging on or have you been before

Nah i was here yesterday for a little bit let’s see i see that’s good i know we’re i think i’m going in the right place yep i found it god leo you’re so bald you should put that back no i know she really you’re so bald you’re like spoke horrible it’s unfortunate

Not not that we have anything against bald people of course we had mob are very inclusive all right i just i don’t you know i gotta get the fit off wait you’re running for president i’m running for president clown fear you didn’t tell me

No no no no no no let’s not do that oh my god oh you see it dude yeah welcome to mob what even is this holy crap this is the utopian tower it’s a big tower it is in fact a big tower so so are we the bad guys or the good guys

Good guys of course we’re we’re the good guys we we we provide uh generous job opportunities maybe maybe they’re unpaid but who really looks at the details i like your your train of thought yeah yeah yeah where’s which direction are you coming from you’re very mysterious right now

I’m in the mob base it’s kind of oh i oh there you are oh you’re you’re you’re stacked already just uh wow that’s leo pick that up look at that yeah i like sam thank you for the gift much appreciated all right yeah let me let me show you around

And uh leo as well i don’t think leo’s been here since i’ve uh i’ve changed it literally today uh it’s the reception hall that’s all we have right now what’s that yeah you me there’s a very time consuming conflict going on very tedious and you know it’s just not how much time to

Expand on our uh on our empire here you know yeah yeah i feel yeah i feel you okay this is a huge base yeah if you uh if you would follow me hold on give me give me some of that sand there yeah good so if you would have a look uh

Honestly just pick anywhere make a room set up uh we don’t have a floor plan we we don’t have a floor plan there’s a there’s a window system up there if you come up actually let’s not move outside just yet if you see the windows there

That’s kind of uh like a sweet area okay you can you set up a suite there if you want yeah that’d be huge yeah this is this is awesome we do plan on um making this this mob or utopia tower into somewhat of a business as well we’re gonna sell

Houses inside here and uh it’s gonna be bars you know kitchens most importantly mcburkin may i ask you one question okay in your personal opinion what is the most valuable commodity of the lifesteal smp parts wrong it’s content entertainment oh and that that is what we deal in okay mov

Yes exactly we do entertainment and you know you you know what is the most entertaining thing in minecraft don’t you um what would that be conflict war death conflict okay tnt swords crystals anything people love to see it don’t they leo that is that is true clown pierced so uh

That happened oh yeah oh we’re gonna make that happen we already have but yes we will we’re gonna make it happen even more so yeah you know i like how you think thanks thanks you know great great mind thinks like great minds think of you know you know

What we do also have prince sam on our team we’ll say that oh that’s right we have prince sam he’s not good at the moment yes he’s of course you know who he is you know who he is don’t don’t don’t pretend you don’t know who he is you know who he is

All right what made you want to join the mob uh i don’t know you guys just kind of seem interesting you know the most interesting thing on the server so uh hey i appreciate it yeah you gotta you got a good good head on your shoulders you you

Recognize where to find power yeah definitely i think you’re i think you’re the strongest group on the server oh we are true so true so not even close i don’t know i don’t even know if i’m gonna be a good asset but you know i’ll

Try my best it’s good to hear you know here at mob we always say work till they drop you know i could uh if you ever need any uh undercover ops i mean i you know i’m decent friends with everybody on here okay okay that’s that’s good we can see what we uh

Drill up with that just between you me i have a few uh fingers into the enemy’s pocket right now but we can see how we can expand on that and who is the enemy exactly oh well you know the the guys that have been hunting us for hearts since the

Start the the the pogies kingdom so you’re talking about wreck rap yeah parker vortex parrot spoke all of them you know even yeah jared i even know how he got he’s such a nice guy but he’s just so mean yeah you know i kind of know all

Those people so you know we never need anything good asset yeah yeah we might not even want to say i’m in mob at the moment you know no no no no that’s that can’t even be seen here actually actually actually if somebody sees it i might have to

No no no i would not kill a new player no thank you thank you thank you i mean we could make it seem like that you know you could kill me give me the heart bag oh wait we’ll do that later we’ll do that later we should do that we need to

We should do that like i’m an enemy right yeah but for now it’s a great idea it’s 11. it’s 11. there’s a thing what’s it called there’s a meeting right that’s spawn i heard about it you should set it up then maybe you should just like

No no no no no this this this is a this is a peace thing i heard oh okay okay we need a we need to be on our best behavior show that we’re uh we’re to be trusted actually how about how about you go how about you go first you know we don’t

Want to be rolling up all three of us that would be yeah that would be bad wait clown pierce we have a meeting is that we’re doing a meeting yeah we’re having it we’re having a meeting at spawn parrot said it mob has gained another member and i’m

Sure there’s more to come soon enough now time to show up for the spawn negotiations so when we invite you baby back i think we should negotiate in like a peaceful area not uh the core house feels okay okay near shut up clutch don’t you dare say that you’re irrelevant right now

I’m very relevant i am the leader of the trio applicants that’s so weird that’s so weird and quirky oh they don’t know what’s coming that’s what she don’t know we do not know they don’t realize look you gotta grab a crystal who’s representing that i’m representing zombie

I’m gonna represent a pogies a nation let’s sit in our chairs are we all right so first off first order of business are the new rules to the server and spoke what are your what’s your proposal for that so i think spoke should have 20 okay no no it’s a joke so

I think the new rules of the server we should be nice now um please do not hit me i will kill you later Hold on wait hold on that you’re con contradicting yourself in that sentence there huh i said we’d be nice to kill him so uh um uh one world uh knowing crystals those are like nuclear weapons you know so i’m looking at you clown pierce all right knowing crystals

What you can you can disagree it’s just you talk it out that’s the whole point yeah yeah no no no no i i agree you know all right um so no more like blowing up bases that’s part of the reason why i know in crystals so we don’t like freaking blow

Up bases okay uh uh d do we want to kill villagers are we chill fast no no no what about axolotl deaths no more killing axolotls no i don’t okay no more killing axolotls yeah that is our that is our counteroffer take off i want both of you to take off

Your armor if you want to be here all right i don’t i don’t know i know you know i dude if i take a mama right now everyone’s going to come and kill me oh yeah so take out your armor if that is true you should still do it

No no i’m not okay well then you have to go over there or with subs yeah get out of here okay sorry about that i just want to watch okay so about that everyone um okay uh next rule so yeah griefing and stuff on bases um that’s just something that we don’t want

To happen and final rule final rule um clown pierce has to give me one heart what wrong why why did you make smoke the representative was there one more thing can i say one more thing oh my god i just always want to say poggy’s on top baby get out of here

Oh my gosh dude we’ll tell oh my god holy [ __ ] oh my god oh my god let’s go dude i went in the exact track that the tnt was at oh my god oh my god bro that’s huge oh my god all right fighting um big [ __ ] peace is no longer an option

You have made the worst mistake of your life was it worth it i mean that was the easiest battle bro you killed what is that do you have my stuff do you have my stuff sam no where’s my stuff yo your stuff is gone [Applause]

Yeah yeah now you guys know why i hate them that’s what oh [ __ ] messed up they messed up clutch oh clutch i don’t think clutch i don’t think you understand we’ve been in this war far longer than you have we hate them a little bit more boy maybe

They put young master in danger surely there’s something surely i’ll find them i don’t know don’t get portal trapped i didn’t get portal traps they done i see i see parrot i see parrot i see him i’m running for him right now where are you where are you i went

Through the spawn nether portal i see him kill him i’m on him are you fighting him he’s pearled i’m chasing him he’s not getting away he’s not beating me either i got him