Idiots Play Minecraft E1:”The Frist Steps”, Ft: Mictheunit, Awoken_Darknees, HELLHOUND

Disconnected from server [ __ ] i did not mean to do that i got damning i am so sorry can you get back in it’s allowing me to look unable to connect the world no i cannot what did you do he tabbed out of the game no i didn’t tab that’s the thing

I accidentally hit the uh the taskbar and apparently that still closes it out and disconnects i’m being attacked by zombie i’m getting attacked by three skeletons i’m trying to mine some coal so i’ll be able to see down in the mines i possibly pissed a lot of people off on screen because of

Me using a [ __ ] pickaxe to break sand oh probably you do know why that’s such a bad thing it’s not like all pickaxe go faster it’s no it’s actually you lose twice the amount of durability for breaking something with that you’re not supposed to use

Jack i’m coming to you so i can check the recording real quick that’s not a good idea well it’s the great idea i have now we’ll have to get through my tiny barricade i need to make a sword plank plank go stick stick and go sword

I need to get my inventory sorted which i die quite frequently doing there’s a baby zombie with a golden helmet i want golden helmet go kill the child where’s the child coach right over there in the water i want to go down in the sea i see something cool in the sea

Yep that is i’m about ninety percent sure that is a submerged ruin nether portal and go down there to get whatever it is soon as i kill this [ __ ] oh you might want to be careful the drowns in there um observing i see two drowns nearby neither one of them are wielding a

Trident kill that okay good spider uh i have made chest i’m gonna put all my stuff in it all right i killed it now i’m just gonna spot a company there is one visible golden block uh i got it jack i got it i don’t have anything in my name story don’t worry

I i i’m serving right here where uh if you crouch well in water you should merge faster i’m also going to stick those bubbles but yeah chest is right there okay i got it it’s a pair of boots i don’t know what’s on them what’s enchantment uh protection one

Furnace and has anyone killed a spider yes uh i have how much string do you got four two i will gladly take any string you guys are willing to hand up okay about our house being merged in a tree uh who to uh don’t throw chicken in

There i’m gonna do something real quick i’m going to make a thing of charcoal because it takes two sticks to smelt one block sticks only count for half but then when i have that one block of charcoal smelted i’ll smell eight more charcoal and then it’s just dividend returns is

It only um shears that can break uh leaves yes god damn it with you the ability to pick oh i i’ll have two iron if you need it can i please uh yeah let me make my fishing rod real quick and then i’m going let i here i’m gonna throw in

This chest let what’s in there currently finish smelting and then yeah okay while that is smelting i’m going to start building the base all right and will you guys i’m gonna like some dark oak by the way if anyone wants to go find a dark oak first

I i’m also going to quickly make a campfire uh yeah sure i i can go do that just let me go grab some food and because campfires are my preferred method of cooking food do not step on them or else you will light on fire so

I’m gonna put them on i’m gonna put the campfire right there so no one steps on it and then you okay then you know someone placed the second furnace right here at me i think it was yeah it was ethan i think but campaigns are great i think you can

Cook two pieces well not two you put four pieces of food at the same time on a campfire and it doesn’t require any fuel and if you put them out with like a bucket of water you can reignite them with a clinton steel oh yeah and you can use them to smoke out

Beehives to harvest honeycomb without getting attacked i’m getting ready to take a [ __ ] fireplace with me on my adventures uh make a boat and then make another chest and then make a chest boat all right i have chest i have chests if you want one ethan

You do have to use it in a crafting menu to make a chest poke though ethan you want you want you want it i have to get do i have to use uh strip logs in order to no make a boat no uh from the fire place

Yeah the fireplace no you don’t have to use plugs okay oh i just don’t have logs in general okay okay you use three law three sticks and one piece of either polar charcoal okay i got all right very helpful i need a shovel chicken my fishing is not working very well

Can i please cook a chicken uh cook it on the campfire very inefficient you took my fish oh sorry no ethan you’re fine okay sheep sheep it’s what for dinner yeah fishing it’s just exponential returns were two means i’m just going to keep getting things much faster

But you can get things with cursive vanishing on them yeah which means just don’t die yeah that’s i i know i’m not stupid imagine of course a vanishing just deleted it if you put it in a chest or took it out of your inventory it would be funny though

I have cursive vanishing on my armor let me put it in this chest so i don’t lose it and it’s gone you goofed it my boy you goofed it [ __ ] a baby cow all by him his lonesome did you murder me i am rapidly gaining experience i’m already level five

Yeah it’s a [ __ ] beer yeah polar bears exist i think i pissed it off leroy your chicken’s over here are you okay louis who has bones i’m yeah i’m trying to grow okay so i have another solution for you do you have like a ton of ex excess organic material like saplings yeah

Compound all right i’m gonna make you compost yeah i’m making you a compost bin give me give me give me where are you here you go here is compost i can’t tell you exactly how to use it because different things have different why is there so much who died leroy

Yeah he died to a drowned i was wondering why there was a ton of loot just scattered about leroy if you’re trying to get a trident you can they can only drop it if they have it in their hand you’re more likely to get a nautilus shell than you are try them

One of them has a trident lure i keep fighting them i see a zombie with a shovel dolphin i won’t i’m not sure but seemingly enchanted items have a higher chance of dropping well hey [ __ ] i had any [ __ ] oh hey voice treasure over here huh give me the [ __ ] shovely

[ __ ] american people i thought he didn’t drop it it’s fortune one meaning that you’ll have a better chance at getting um flint from gravel jack can you please kill this one i don’t have a weapon i am fishing it’s okay His [ __ ] potato i i i watched uh matpat’s thing because i was going through his channel recently and i watched his thing on the warden i basically heard the first audio view and i’m like yeah nah i’m not gonna watch it i i haven’t watched matpat in a good

While i only watched them for the fab five nights at freddy’s just because i didn’t see how bad [ __ ] and crazy scott coughing this still is i mean or just like how weird his theories are those are hilarious the child is really god but he’s trapped inside a machine

The child is a robot and this robot is willian afton’s child that he turned into a robot because they died in a freak car accident 13 years ago oh jesus leroy how do i look I’d even push you in there you walk in there that scar oh i have the perfect story so today at work there was uh boys who came in like college a boys and they were being jackasses walking back into the [ __ ] table and all that [ __ ] well

Their food came out and they had pretzel appetizers and guess what comes with it guess what comes with it a hot mud hot melted cheese so i i by accident but this is well deserved because they were acting like [ __ ] to uh the waitress and spilled hot cheese onto one of

I them murdered their entire family durability oh there’s a creeper in the base and i plan on coming back with a ton of iron so i mean but right now i’m using a lot of my pickaxe they’re a maneuver oh there’s not even a movie in the house

Nice i’m going to mine a couple eight pieces of stone i want a little staircase down into the basement like a golem creature that i am i want to be the basement i was trying to put a sapling into the compost bin and got rid of my apple i was about to eat

Question man i have a pool no what but i have oh a pool yes why not where is this is going to be your room yeah i just want a miniature pool like right here i want is a basement well you’re going to have a small closet right here okay that’s all that

That is where i close it with standing water so what i’m going to do is i’m going to make this if we keep going at this rate right we’ll be able to make a heart of the sea sometime soon so i am going to make a turn right here one question

Yeah what’s up can you not uh [ __ ] pick up the uh chess boat with everything inside no if you break it everything’s flattering everywhere Yeah well i had that what just happened to me what what why why is leroy dead i smacked him to move him and he does not eat i smacked him to move him and he just flattered off the problem or not a health of food i gave you food too

There’s an infinite i had a full health bar or not health water food bar did you not start regenerating what food have you all right first of all what food have you been eating hopefully [ __ ] fish todd has a decent saturation and lasting rate you should have been easily able to

Heal unless you weren’t filling your bar up enough i have been staying at full like bars this entire time exactly where he’s lying i’m not ethan how are you doing i’m doing good where’s uh where are you i’m in the village no you’re not coming home i’m coming home

Just seeing what they have no so you’re not coming home no i’m i’m just seeing what they have you might want to come home you might not get right all right all right i will admit there is something i could use that mother just like you’re not coming home

I made your favorite though i guess i’ll just have to eat it without you oh you coming home now i just punched a kitten yeah it’s punched to the cat i’m i’m gonna get a lot of [ __ ] hate comments now for animal i’m gonna get in trouble by peta it’s

Not it’s not the first time