If Minecraft updates Gura【Kawu · Gura】

Wuu ohh Wuuuuu~~ I see human Come play with me human Hello! Oh you taste so delicious Sucker He he You don’t attack me? You don’t attack me? Em so like I said I really don’t like monkeys *Shark laughs* I my eyeballs My apex predator eyeballs

Why don’t you eat me? Why don’t you eat me? Because uh you know humans uh They don’t taste very good We just think you’re funny looking So don’t worry, I won’t eat you MAYBE All right You ready to go on an adventure everybody? We’re going on an adventure

We’re gonna go save This is Operation: Save Pizza! Why? Pizza?? Why? Pizza?? Okay Well I am part human and There’s only so much you can do as a human You know? I have my bad days too I uh I took a bath the other day And um

I decided I want to have pizza in the bath Cause that’s normal right? Oh Oh Oh! I’m sorry is that weird? I look over and I see there are question marks is that alarming? Pizza in the bath? But anyway I was eating my pizza in the bath and I uh

I dropped it… I dropped a piece in the bathtub It dropped and made a sound *Sound effect shark* And I watched it k k Who just said K?! Who just said K?! I’m gonna I’m gonna go off on that entire little tangent All you can tell me is K??

You text people like that? Are you one of those people You pour your heart out Heart and soul out to someone and Only type back is K You’re worried about someone So you So you take a long time out of your day And you’re, and you You’re worried sick about them

And you constantly- Oh yeah Let’s go! Here fishy fishy fishy It’s pizza time Alright let’s go to Atlantis Atlantis? u drop ur pizzaa there? Atlantis? u drop ur pizzaa there? if you’re wondering if that exists It does So we want to go this way… wait Or do we go this way?

Wait hold on Okay shark brain is activating Shark brain is raving up *Radar shark* Over there we can go this way! Shark is confused wait wait wait wait wait wait Atlantis is is hard to find You just gotta look- Atlantis doesn’t exist, just give up

Atlantis doesn’t exist, just give up Of course it exists! We just need to um… We’re going the right way guys Don’t worry Aw!!! All right I’m gonna check the coordinates Just keep going team we’re good We’re good we’re golden I think it’s in the opposite direction

No no no no we could we can Easy easy Here’s my pitch ready for this? We built a tunnel The whole way! So we can just So we gonna change the plan? So we gonna change the plan? Uh yes So we gonna change the plan?

So we gonna change the plan? Changing So we gonna change the plan? So we gonna change the plan? Changing the plans… What was that noice?! Oh! THAT’S AN ENCHANTED TRIDENT!!! Alright we’ll do this All you gotta do is Are you sure about the plan?

Are you sure about the plan? Of course I’m a pro MASTERBAIT here we go WHAT????? WHAT????? Time to get to work man Come on! Shaaaark! SHAAAAARK! *Screaming shark* AHHHHHHHHH @#$%^%@$^ Back up back up $^%*$%&! i swear i’m a better shark in real life i swear i promise

This was a very bad… very bad showing of my shark abilities And I would prefer if we forgot about this Can we do that? Can we agree with that? I did all the fighting, what did you do?

I did all the fighting, what did you do? Ah you can’t be mad at me i’m cute >< Right? *High pitch shark* Ya da!!! Ahhh- Ohhhh! I have waited so long for this moment *High pitch shark* Guys I have got the trident! Oh baby i got a trident~ Now we can ride into Atlantis What? How? What? How? That’s where all the power is stored Alright You’re gonna have to go underneath the trident OK? Ohhh i gotta let it out gotta let it out Gotta let it out gotta let it out GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT *Shark langue* @%#$^&$ Time to go! Oh god Everything looks the same So welcome to Atlantis the very first stage the very first stage of very many stages i can’t breathe! Helppp i can’t breathe! Helppp what’s wrong with you man? You can do that? welcome to the shark side Wow am I a simp now? Wow am I a simp now? Wait i just saw a word simp Simp? What is simp Do you mean shrimp? I know what shrimp is Anyway…is this atlantis? Anyway…is this atlantis? Yes Anyway…is this atlantis? My hometown My home city My home Wow! Rude! Alright you Don’t touch me DON”T YOU TOUCH ME! Now! Now that I’ve showed you who’s the boss here *Scary shark roar* Look how scared he is of me Because I’m so big What a chicken I’m 8 foot 12 of pure muscle You little stubby stubble Come here bro Come here bro! My legs are longer than yours bro! *Panik Shark* We’re okay I am the apex predator I am the apex predator I am the apex predator x3 *Autoscream shark* Oh I just muscle spasm Listen It’s alright it’s okay to show a little bit of mercy Now Let’s keep going Hello Is anybody home? This is your house? Looks weird It is my bed’s like right here This is your house? Looks weird Look Bed! What’s in the fridge? I hope it’s pizza Damn it… *Gura noise* What’s this? Personal beach? This isn’t a beach What’s this? Personal beach? This is a bathtub What’s this? Personal beach? Who’s gonna make the soap joke- Ah My Uber Eats delivery has arrived Hi My friends Who is this? Alright ladies and gentlemen Who is this? This is Bloop! An emergency ration I’m joking What is this… You have one job Stay in the bubble And you sit there okay Please don’t make a seen in front of everyone You’ll embarrass me YES! My Tako Eats order is here Here’s your order~ Enjoy! What is this?! Tako Eats What is this?! We deliver everything From food to ???? I’m excited Yeah Wait what? Wait that’s- Wut? The pizza you were looking for? Ina! Any last words? But Um As you… as you said This We deliver everything From food to #U@$W%^&U@#$@ Same as before I didn’t mean the same But YES! PIZZA! We found it But this pizza is already rotten, u can’t eat that NO! You’ll be sick! I mean pizza is pizza NO! You’ll be sick! I’ll eat NO! You’ll be sick! If it’s pizza, I’ll eat it So pizza is pizza I enjoy it I want to make progress! I have a plan- So you ate this on purpose? Of course So you ate this on purpose? So you ate this on purpose? I’m not that dumb you know Oh oh oh oh oh oh Heyyy! Are u ok? Yes Heyyy! Are u ok? She has fallen to the darkness Heyyy! Are u ok? Gura Heyyy! Are u ok? Power… Unlimited! Unlimited power~ Oh no what happen to u??? Oh nyo Oh no what happen to u??? What could it be… Could it be perhaps I’m feeling a bit Ah Ha Achoo Oh Hello I’m big i’m big what are you? Funny looking? Where’s our cute shark Gura?? Ah… Where’s our cute shark Gura?? Where’s our cute shark Gura?? You think Where’s our cute shark Gura?? A great powerful being like me What is that? All this time A great mythical beast like me Reduced to what? Today we are going to play Minecraft>< Ha ha ha *Sign* NOOO you should change back Stupid NOOO you should change back NOOO you should change back Look at this stupid idiot NOOO you should change back Yeah Anyway I love it! Give me more OH YES! Oh yes! AHHH NO! That’s too dangerous! Ahh~ AHHH NO! That’s too dangerous! It’s just absorbed everybody’s power AHHH NO! That’s too dangerous! Don’t worry! It tastes so delicious What happens when she eats all the pizza? Unstoppable… What happens when she eats all the pizza? Inabeatable Gura? Gawrrrr Gura Gawrrrrrrr Do you see my butt? Those’re my dino butt Can you see it? Stop moving Gura! You will destroy everything Oni chan~ Stop moving Gura! You will destroy everything I am stuck in the terrain Stop moving Gura! You will destroy everything Can you help me I have the power of A Woa! WOW! Wah! WAH!? Yes WAH!? It’s just a WAH!? It’s just a Small precaution What? What? WHAT? Wut? What? Errr Ina? Oh is everyone ok? What is this? *Hic* What is this? Wait hold up What is going on here? Are you ok Gura? I think I got hungry Wait no no no no Wait no no no no WTF! No eating! No eating! NO Gura She’s hungry ~ She’s a growing shark She needs to eat What we gonna do now? She’s out of control Yeah What we gonna do now? She’s out of control What we gonna do now? She’s out of control It’s is becoming What we gonna do now? She’s out of control Inabeatable- It’s time to entertain some music of my people IQ:!? Oh yea recorder~ *myth mUSiC* WOAH! NO NO NO What is that thing?! @$#%$^&^*%& Calli! CALLI! AHHHHHHHHHH! Wow I got hurt Oh Welcome back! Have you changed back? Human Have you changed back? Ah human I just want company Can I seat here for a while? YES! No YES! YES! This isn’t Gura No I think this is a different shark This has to be a different shark This is not Gura What u mean? She’s not Gura? Probably random shark What u mean? She’s not Gura? no.5677 Here we go Isn’t that splendid OH NOOO What are u doing??? I have been playing too much Minecraft OH NOOO What are u doing??? Placing block down I need some I need BLOOD 2 by 2 baby! Oh no… Shaaaaark! SHAAAAAARK! *Evil shark laughs* Wait what?! Wut Does this work? Am I doing this right Aren’t they just grow? Aren’t they just pew Is this not right? Wait 2 by what? 4 by 2 by 4 2 by 2 by 2? 2…2 by 4 by 2 AHHHHHHHHH Oww Owww Are you… Are you fking kidding me! Where is my crowbar… AHHH Boing! Ina… I gotta beat Gura! No @#$%^& Meow~ Kitty! Ina meow~ Meow Wakeup Ina it’s 2022 I gotta beat her! Ina Meow neow meow no Don’t do it nyan Oh nyo