If Water Fights Had Mods

– Our mission is to infiltrate the enemies base and capture their intelligence! – And stop them from taking ours! – Where is their intelligence? – We don’t know. – If I have the most intelligence, does that mean they’ll be targeting me first? – Yes. – No. No, no! Intelligence is a set of key computer codes which allows them access… Moving on- (dramatic music) – Who are these guys? – It’s Banshee. – Load up! (water gun clicking) Each of you have a role to play with a particular set of skills! Use them! – With unity and tenacity we will triumph over this egregious calamity! – And that means? – We take dub, they take L, GG, EZ, loot. – [All] Yeah! – We cannot afford to lose, (dramatic music) too much is at stake! – Lets go! ♪ You can get game ♪ (techno music)

♪ You can get game ♪ ♪ Game ♪ – How many of them are there? – A $100 bucks says I can take out more of them than you! – This is a serious situation! – You’re on! – Take cover! (energetic music) – I am so much faster than all of you! I should really stick closer to my team. Ah! (shrieking) (energetic music) – Cover here! (water gun blasting) – We need heavier firepower! Yep, that’ll do! – B-niner-niner, this is Demo, I need an airstrike on my location. No, I’m not having a good day! Okay, love you, too! Goodbye! – Still only counts as one! – It does not! – Does, too! – It does not! – Wow, they never even saw you. Oh, they saw you, they saw you! Get down, get down, go! – Shiloh, what’s the plan? No, seriously, Shiloh, what is the plan! – Fire! – Ah, zoinks! (shrieking) – They got Daniel! – Judah, how many of them are there? – Um, let’s see! One, two, three, four, five, six! Wait, did I already count that one? They’re moving. Hey, stop moving. Stop moving! More then my fingers and toes. – How are we supposed to take care of all of them?

– We don’t have to. (gear clanking) If we can get their intelligence uploaded to the MOM mainframe back at base, it’ll send them home! – We win. – Their engineer’s building barricades on the east side of the map. – Then their intelligence is probably behind that. – My guess is in Soaky Castle.

– Wherever their medic is, he keeps reviving all the red guys I get! – Man, I wish we had somebody that could do that! – Guys, do you not remember what it is that I do? – Make bad plans? – Complain a lot? – Cry when you think no one’s looking?

– No, no! I mean, yes, but, but no! I’m the medic. – Everyone stick close to Elijah, his ability to dry us off before we’re completely soaked is the key to our success. – Let’s get past that barrier. (heroic music) Commence Operation Indomitable. – It means we can’t be defeated. – Oh, I thought it was a type of soup. – Michelle, we’ll get those down but we need you to guard the base just in case any slip by! – What? No, I’m not babysitting, I’m going for the front lines. – No, you’re right, that, that job is too important. – What? – Yeah, we just kinda need our best person for it.

– I am your best person! – No, you can’t! – Yes, I can! You can’t tell me what to do, I’m guarding the base! – Okay, bye! – Bye! ♪ You can make it big ♪ (techno music) ♪ You can make it big ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ You can if you want it ♪ ♪ Want it ♪ ♪ If you want it ♪ ♪ Want it ♪ – I’ll take the blasts, get behind me. – Why can’t you ever say cool stuff like that? – I try all the time! ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ – Scout, report. – Four of them on the east side taking down the barricades, their snipers guarding their base. – Demo, scout, (truck backing beeping) go for intelligence. – Well, uh, but the medic won’t be able to dry us off, we’ll be too far away. – Go for the intelligence. – Break? There are no breaks in warfare! Thank you. (water splashing) – “Hi, my name is Michelle, the enemy sniper. Have I hit you yet? Yes or no?” I mean- – I- – No, she hasn’t. – Yeah, that’d be a no. – What? – Ow! – (gasping) Hand me the iPad, I need to change my answer. Thank you. – Micah, what are you doing? (techno music) – I am setting up a bunch of water traps, that way when they trigger them they’ll get soaked! – To cover this area would take hundreds of water balloons! – Thousands.

– Just throw them at people! – Fine! – Distract them while I sneak around. – What, what? How am I supposed to distract an enemy? (laughing) Check this out. Is this your card? – Whoa, that is my card, how’d you do that? – Magic! – She got me good, I can’t take another hit! – How do we even know where she is? – Ah! (water splashing) – Surprise! I got her! Uh, I almost got her. – Shiloh! I- – Mm-hm. (throat clearing) – We have invented a water explosive rubber ducky! – Why’d you put it in a rubber ducky? Why not like a landmine or something? – Oh, well you can’t quack a landmine. Don’t quack it a second time, it might explode. – Ugh, it’s the enemy medic, he keeps drying them back to normal! – We have to take him out! – They took out Demo! – Keep going. – But, but what if something happens to- – Take the tank and the engineer and keep going! – Ever been on one of these before? – “Have you ever been on one of these before?” Let’s go! – Oh, my gosh, what is that? No, no, seriously you guys, you guys should look! (waves slapping) It’s a naked dancing chicken! Actually, that’s horrible, I don’t know why I said that. – Turns out you’re not indomitable. Still not a soup. – Aw. – Yes! – Keep the turrets running! – Frick! You’re supposed to be a water turret! Thank you. – Yes! – There’s Soaky Castle! (feet thumping) – I couldn’t stop them, they have our intelligence! – We have to get it back! (dramatic music) – But we have to go for their intelligence while we have the chance! – No, you don’t understand, that contains all of MOM’s key codes!

– They have access to all of Mom’s secrets! – Oh, great, so basically the world will explode. – We can’t let them download that briefcase. You guys go get theirs, I’ll go get ours back! Michelle will be my sidekick. – No, no, no, no, no, you’re my sidekick.

– No, no, no, no, no, I strictly remember you have to be this tall to be the leader. – I’m gonna break your kneecaps! – Oh, oh, it’s time to go! It’s time to go! – Two guys, we each get one. – Right! – Right. Three, two, one! – Guys, they’re over here! (alarm blaring) – I thought I had the guy on the left. – I said right! – No, you said right like, “Right?” and not right like, “Right.” – [Both] Ah! (water splashing) – Uh, uh! (panting) – What the heck does that mean? – It means I see the enemy! – I don’t speak bird! Then why do I keep making these code books if nobody reads them? Ah! (book thumping) You know what? Let’s go! – Were you waiting for me here this whole time? – No, I was just walking by, this is a total coincidence. – Wow, my luck stinks! – I’m sorry. (water gun blasting) – Ah-ah, ah! (shrieking) (water splashing) Ah, ah-ah! I know the other engineer’s weakness! – His crippling fear of girls rejecting him! – I know his water fight weakness! – Medic, medic! – Ah! (shrieking) (intense music) – Ah! (shrieking) (water splashing) – Oh, no. (water bomb beeping) We’ve gotta run! – Yes! High five, sidekick! (hands slapping) – Wait, what? – Hah, too late, you high fived, I win. (birds singing) – The intelligence should be right through here, go! (heroic music) – Where is it? – They moved it somewhere else. – (gasping) Elijah! – Uh! (water gun blasting) Gah, ah! (intense music) Whoa, gah, no! (water splashing) Gah, ah-ah! Gah! (water guns blasting) Ah, ah! (panting) – It’s the end of the line! – [Both] No! – No! (Shiloh gasping) – But he took their medic with him. We have to get to the others! (intense music) – What? – They got Elijah so if we get soaked there’s no drying off, we’ll be out! – But he took out the other medic, too, so no healing for them, either!

These guys are cruel and heartless, they care more about blasting us then they do their own teammates! We have to use that against them! Judah? – I can build things! – Good! Michelle? – I crave eternal glory! – A little bit aggressive but I can work with that! Micah?

You just wanna set traps, don’t you? – Yeah, please! – Okay, do that! – Remember everybody, they’re gonna lose to the Blue ’cause they ain’t cool! I keep trying with these cool phrases, it’s just not working! – This thing could be anywhere! (panting) – But they wouldn’t leave it totally unguarded. No. Michelle, if you had to get an advantage point on this place, where would you hide? – Uh, uh, there! (intense music continues) – No! (intense music) – That’s what I’m talking about! If you have position there to guard something, that would make it… (intense music continues) Bingo! Run! (water gun blasting) – Let’s get this to our base. – No, we finish them now. Scout, run this back to the base. I want them gone. (ominous music continues) – They have our intelligence, (feet thumping) what do we do? – We can upload this to the mainframe, it’ll shut down their system! – Ooh! (water guns blasting) – Uh! (water splashing) Take it! – Just go! – Keep going! – Poop. – [All] No! – Ha-ha! (upbeat energetic music) We get the park now that they’re gone! – What was your final count? (water rushing) – 14, and by my count, you also had 14! – Yeah, but my traps at the end got the scout, so 15! – Oh, c’mon! – Thank you to Nashville Shores for letting us film at their waterpark! If you wanna visit this park and ride these rides, the link is in the description below.