If we lose, the video ends (Minecraft Build Battle)

Hello hey today we’re gonna do if we lose the video ends oh we will keep playing until we lose AKA not first place first round baby shoe Sun cup train catapult train we need more trains perhaps the most efficient form of Transport I think that uart goes to the boat

I don’t think so you ever try to swim in water there’s a lot to take it back I completed a lot of friction try jumping in water and Landing flat that hurts that’s weird because usually when the floor is wet it gets slippery that’s when there’s a small layer of water not

Completely submerged yeah it’s actually pretty pathetic how slow you are in modern for example Michael Phelps the fastest swimmer in the world when you watch those videos you can literally see regular people walking next to the pool and being faster than them yeah literally just walking and it literally pays we were

Not made to swim we evolved to walk and even that a lot of people are not very good at anyways trains are very efficient they’re very little rolling friction the tracks are metallic the wheels are metallic metal also they can carry a lot of weight and passengers at

Once unlike the small passenger car also for a passenger car you need to build a road and your wheels are made out of rubber which is sticky yeah and you can build a train track once and it lasts hundreds of years while when you build a car Road constructing a road also costs

Millions of dollars per mile and train less what about all the Rocks what about all the asphalt what about all the ballasts or whatever come on it’s nothing okay compared to an entire Street what if it needs to go under a tunnel the castle Mania what if it needs

To go over a bridge what about it that costs money yeah okay the one weakness trains have is that they cannot go uphill they can they can but only very shallow that’s the one weakness you could come up with oh then what is it you have to get to the station yeah

That’s a good one so if you live far away from the station you still have to get a car yeah and it doesn’t drop you exactly at your destination it only drops you close to your destination after you reach your destination you’re still gonna have to take a bus or

Something some other form of Transport that’s why we need smaller trains oh in between okay we need big trains and small trains oh where we’re done that’s our train looks pretty good let’s see if we can win first build oh is that Among Us cool you funny

We got a train you’re not on the rail sir you’re in between the rails cool oh wow nice what so much oh someone’s riding it okay we got a train we got a train station villagers what nice oh that looks like Among Us coal no it’s pretty good call Open Air Design

Nice beautiful got a whole station we got a tunnel great stuff another it looks like a tank wow military train it’s hovering call magleth green red blue qual nice there’s ours looks pretty good pretty cool let’s see if we can get legendary oh I see two of them come on come on And we win we win baby good job nice second round baby umbrella sponge wheel theme park vampire sponge let’s make SpongeBob of course what else do you do when the team is sponge you make SpongeBob the sponge with the foods and arms and legs yeah that’s SpongeBob yeah it is

I love this show that’s why I haven’t watched it in 10 plus years oh my God that’s a high Dairy that’s the lie I rewatched some of the First episodes just for fun and was it as good as you remembered uh nope season one was not as fast it got better

Over time didn’t it in fact I believe the first episode they don’t even talk what you heard me I am an avid sponge user myself use them every day yeah during the dishes yes what about in the shower no what do you use a loofah so soap block I use my

Hands that’s not true you have a towel get in all the nooks and crannies you have a little scrubbing towel good for exfoliation they don’t need to know that why not why should the skincare routine video my skincare routine consists of washing my face and then splashing a bit

Of water on it okay then I grab a slice of guava take a slice of guava and then squeeze it on the cheeks I take two slices of lemon and then squeeze it into the eyeballs I take a lemon I cut it in half and I use each half for each eye I

Take two carrots and one goes in each ear it’s good for the hearing you know what they say eat your carrots that’s good for hearing it’s good for your eyes finally I take a little bit of pepper from the kitchen cabinet sprinkle it into the nostrils finally for moisturization I take a

Whole bottle of Heinz ketchup sauce and rub it over the face wow we have one minute by the way oh what one minute hurry up what is he doing building an arm but we really need eyeballs we need a mouth 30 seconds or not uh-oh coming with this eyeball if

You what about the mouth the mouth okay make mouth 20 seconds we failed too big two Ambitions 10 seconds dang it eyelashes dang it fail fail fail that is ugly so first build oh that’s good epic nice well done he’s an amputee just like ours

Same we got a SpongeBob is he wearing a swimming tube but you’re a sponge you float good [Laughter] silver Bullpup bottom half of SpongeBob it’s glitched cool noise oh actually it’s not that bad it’s on second feeling it’s not that bad at least it’s big right it’s really big

Next what is that we got a hand come on sort of a portal grabbing a sponge inter-dimensional scrubbing gotta get all the Nooks we got SpongeBob oh look at that mouth oh you are a dolphin Epic we got SpongeBob holding a sponge holding himself holding a miniature version is that your son

We have a pineapple and a sponge okay baby boat plate stamp pool table Zoo let’s build a fox beautiful majestic creatures with their orangeness you talk about Trump I said beautiful and Majestic what is wrong with you but you said orangeness hmm you are a big

Fan no I’m not after all this time I’m still not clear what the fox actually says what does the fox say how come I’ve never seen a fox in Wild maybe there are no Fox is where you live if you were to believe YouTube videos foxes just be

Walking up to you what YouTube videos my private collection you don’t want to mess around with wild animals though rabies you will get rabies yeah and if you get rabies you are rabies is certain death well unless you immediately wash the wound and get like three vaccinations right after getting

Bit but then you get autism Oh no just kidding bad joke once it’s too late though oh that’s some scary stuff rabies is not to be messed with the symptoms are very interesting don’t touch the rabies babies first of all you’re gonna become afraid of water yep that’s weird

Isn’t it why would you become afraid of water rabies literally one of The Simpsons makes you afraid of water I’ve seen videos of people with rabies oh my God what are you doing you hand them a glass of water they’re like oh no oh water they’re like sir you’re very

Thirsty you haven’t drank anything in days and then they try to take a sip of it there’s some scary stuff yep to think a disease could make you do that and then about a week later you will die foaming at the mouth they have only been like

Three people in all of history that have survived rabies and they had brain damage they came out with severe brain damage oh that does don’t mess with Raby baby especially raccoons raccoons tend to have rabies stay away from raccoons no matter how cute you think they look

And boy are they cute they are so cute I think raccoons are some of the cutest animals in existence because look at the cute little faces I also like the paint job on them the paint the black it’s like they’re wearing eyeshadow it’s like they’re wearing a mask like they go into

A masquerade party they look like little robbers so that’s a fox that’s done head looks a little slanted isn’t it yep let’s vote here we go vote first let’s see the votes I see good legendary epic reported poop gorilla and a flaming Flamingo wow in the same enclosure is that fake Epic

We got a monkey in the water and what’s the thing next to it there’s a bean chicken lame we got zebra and God knows what that is okay we have an anvil villager chicken cats lame wow giraffe and Penguins cool noise we got another giraffe such a long neck

Looks more like a llama well Tall Tree super tall where are the animals what you don’t see the Sheep pop oh God we have stacked villagers stacked villagers zombie okay another giraffe oh that’s pretty good go ahead terrible build so lame cute baby giraffe pen boot pen

We’re gonna make a fountain pen Ben who still needs a pen in 2022 the only time I use a pen is when I have to sign something yeah but why not just sign digitally yeah great question like half the stuff I have to sign I can just do

Through email yeah what’s the point of a signature anyway you can just forge it it’s literally a scribble very true you know signatures don’t even mean anything unless there was a notary present yeah that’s right so that’s a pen let’s get it uh arms and legs go ahead

Of course the pen has arms and legs of course duh pen and paper is a thing of the past it has served us for thousands of years but now it’s over is that do kids nowadays even know how to write of course they’re learning in primary school but can I do

Cursive I don’t think they learn cursive anymore really I never understood the point of writing course nope useless do we want a mouth sure done wow that’s the best work yet so good let’s make it draw something all right what color which is black black okay or already one blue nope I guess

Fountain pens are usually right in blue red white let’s vote here we go pen for this build we got fountain pen two beautiful pens cool nice second but there’s a pencil you cheater wrong thing cool there’s a pencil buddy we got villagers what what pop that’s a choir not a pen

We got two pencils you cheater too well not a single pen to be found well he’s drawing the mouth of a smiley pineapple with a pen oh pineapple pen pineapple pen please vote I have a family they’re starving call what they can eat some poop we get a pencil again

But with all the pencils cool more pencils what we got a guy what is he doing with Sudoku taking notes scribbling Domino There’s ours there’s our guy pretty good it’s a convenient position where the stuff is coming out please fifth round goal skate park fly tennis Zoo volcano eruption volcano eruption so many different words to say stuff coming out of a hole at a fast speed oh erupt squirt

Shoot Many Words wow so many there are way more but uh they’re not PG volcanoes are basically the Earth’s crust gets acne and the pimple pops and out comes some plus very bumpy well we should get the Earth some benzoil peroxide and when the volcano dries up that’s called the blackhead

That’s a nice analogy isn’t it weird that when you go under the ground it gets colder obviously because there’s no sun but then you keep going deeper and it becomes harder that’s weird so weird how thick is Earth’s skin a couple kilometers right only a couple kilometers I don’t know if

The Earth was an apple would the skin be like an Apple’s peel probably not probably more but how would I know yeah you’re not a scientist I’m not a geographologist so this is the blackhead part that he was talking about yep where’s the lava yeah where is it it’s

Volcano eruption not just volcano well where is the lava gonna be but it yeah I just play some not too much we’ll start with one here we go boom I love it should go slow very slow it’s gonna take like a minute before we know

It looks good or not yeah you can’t stop it now it’s gonna keep going damn the lava is coming oh it’s coming down seven seconds we’re done we’re done pretty good no it’s not bad that’s the same thing first build obsidian lava the crater of Doom Hell’s Gate is right here

Second field where’s the lava Bob why is it Square oh next build lava cool fountain okay pretty good nice good job we got a third flaming third pop there’s ours pretty big yes ridiculously very good build good job can we get legendary please no nope we have a pimple Five Guys Burgers

Another pimple or is it a mosquito bite what is it looks like you’re cooking what does it say he was in Paris when the volcanic eruption happened for what pretty ugly nice okay what what is that pixel art cat what oh wow that looks terrible okay another terrible build up

We win today nice number six round bucket Cloud Crab theme park donut Cloud guess we’ll just build a cloud pretty lame theme pretty lame just watch the video about the clouds literally today wow it was about humans trying to control the weather yeah they call it

Cloud seeding which is when they take an airplane and then they fly up there and they release a bunch of chemicals into the clouds and somehow that makes it rain it doesn’t it doesn’t it doesn’t work how do you know the scientific Community does not have consensus on

Whether it works or not clouds are massive yet the video was literally called humans have finally learned how to control the weather no it was clickbait complete lying Sensational media typical humans have been trying to control the weather for Millennia you got the famous rain dance where you dance to make it

Rain in the medieval times when they saw a storm cloud coming they would shoot at it with bow and arrow in an attempt to scare away the demons yeah later they started shooting at the sky with guns hoping to make it rain because there’s a demon in the cloud also many religions

Have gods of weather related events like rain lightning it’s probably how fire was invented discovered discovered then That’s pretty funny funny pretty good let’s start voting vote that’s a good build cloud first build we have floating islands in the clouds pretty cool pretty cool next we have a village being visited by clouds being molested call rainbow the cloud is pouring rain that’s not how that works

Pixel art lame okay too small it’s raining okay nice if rain came down like this waterfall go go on the cloud oh that’s good nice oh what the hell oh that’s that’s beautiful what are those things is that a new backdrop legendary oh what legendary holy moly what

We have what is that the head is it Cloud the whole body he looks a little high we got clouds a single lonely Cloud quite pretty good there’s our girls lightning it has a face it has arms yeah yep the Sun the cloud called noise GG seventh round baby toothpaste birthday party

Let’s make a dolphin playing with a ball not my ball playing with the ball like it’s FIFA throwback I can juggle four balls really she’s letting you know I guess I can tickle balls that’s disgusting I can juggle three balls wow I can juggle four though

That’s one more but can eat ligma what’s legma lick my balls The Sounds dolphins make is quite funny can’t even do it that’s a bird can’t do it that is a bird I don’t know how to do it I can do other animals such as I can do a dog go ahead

I’ll do one so that’s done wow that ball is so round no it’s not sarcasm uh passive aggressive in the workplace code is a workplace call HR right now excuse me let me talk to your manager I am the manager oh no you are not the manager you yes I am no

You’re not I am the manager and I’m asking you to leave get the hell out of the store you have been banned for life in your dreams power tripping time to start voting yes dolphin first build what the hell is that it says oh no Grandma did oh recipes

Oh oh same thing right the beach ball just not as good ha ha dolphin jumping on top of other dolphin called a cake love it wow it’s jumping over a boat cool cool that looks like a gun okay ring rings is that an orca orca cool cool pixel art okay

We have a duck it’s chasing the ball okay wow pretty big yeah decent build now that someone said legendary oh we have a needle a syringe okay flying dolphin looks like a plane wow what is this other thing yeah Diamond man gin chicken swing music jet ski chicken

Do you spell that with a G like Jeff J oh J as in jpeg I love the smell of chicken really they stink they smell like poop we talked about after it has been prepared to smell of poop after it has been prepared if you’ve read it and then deep

Fry it then maybe that would be a surprise for the guy biting into it wouldn’t it probably wouldn’t even be able to tell what it is do you think deep fried poop is gonna taste good no of course not I don’t even know what pupu would tastes like oh why

Don’t you go try and report is that sweet salty bitter someone out there must have had some of course there are plenty people eating their own poop but their own poop yeah someone else’s poop I know some people are into scat if you’re gonna eat poop then it better be

Your own poop because some people like scat like Scatman John what are you talking about next well someone in the comments let us know how does it taste maybe it was accidentally you know [Laughter] what diaper change and boom the diaper accidentally went into the mouth you

Never know no you’re wiping your butt and then your hands slipped and the toilet paper shoots into your face it’s possible or maybe it wasn’t even human poop maybe you’re picking up the dog poop that might taste completely different it flung the poop into your mouth you never

Know there was a lot of wind and then the dog pooped and the wind blew it back up oh anyway let’s continue talking about poop an alternative word to describe the chicken is what is wrong with you what this is what it is that’s why he voted this

That’s totally what I had in mind did you even vote it no it was balls gaming balls balls literally spelled with a z so we’re done let’s add an egg legendary colored egg call all right let’s start uploading the theme was Dragon first bill KFC oh nice delicious good

Wow chicken with the sheriff’s hat who’s the sheriff in town I am nice but KFC we got live Chicken in there okay we got KFC and the chicken okay two chickens in a barn nice build nice good and Diamond dude in the corner why okay chicken in oven he’s chilling cool nice

Pixel art chicken and Fork delicious you’re just gonna stab it like that that fork looks great there’s ours big boy or girl nice Google Google how do you Google this we got KFC chicken and fries from KFC nice well wow oh and huge chicken huge those are some

Long legs you could be a model how big what is that some kind of pole is he hanged chicken bop bop what