Ignition – Cooking Mojang While Watching Minecraft Live 2023

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Of H the voice mod I was like what the [ __ ] damn are you excited for Minecraft live oh y I can’t wait for the mob V kill me I [ __ ] love the mob V like the one neither of us want what would be like the armadillo [ __ ] armadillo it’s going to

Be why just don’t understand why they can’t add them all I get adding like one first or something but I I don’t understand why they can’t just add them all later I guess because it’s too hard it’s too hard to add three mobs we’re a small Indie developer

They’re small Indie developer give them credit oh man they spent all their budget animating this intro instead of adding in all three yeah they they spent all their money doing this I think it’s just so like ludicrous that they just like make all these moms like they already have them done but

Like they only add one and then they just delete the rest like what I love they make a whole concept for three mobs and then just imagine like being the employee that worked on the other mobs that didn’t get picked damn I get so pissed I’d be so mad bro holy [ __ ]

Humans in Minecraft oh my God the new update Studios kill it we know there’s a lot going on around the world and we want to to have fun together today we jump into game and celebrate All of You you are incredible Community man I’m just trying

To pop out my live chat why is it being so difficult things through this can we even see live chat through this well that resolved um I don’t think on directly I have I have it pulled up on my phone looking at the chat it’s 90% just people saying stop

The mob vot I’m not surprised a great time and I so it’s kind of annoying yeah mvo let’s [ __ ] go let’s go Minecrafters of the world buoy and I’m here to guide you through this year’s mob vote and in case you’ve never heard of a mob vote and have no idea what mobs

You would even be voting on well you’re in luck I’m basically a genius in mobs for the past years at each Minecraft live you at home have had the ability to cast a vote that chooses a new mob that will be added to Minecraft our developers have come up with some

Amazing concepts for potential mobs but you get to choose which one gets to move into development and go from concept to feature and be added to the game please address so now let’s talk about the who who are these mobs that are vying for your precious vote people clearly don’t want

This there’s like literally hundreds of thousands of people saying stop it crabs live in mangrove swamps crabs what is happening are you seeing this the claw I don’t know why but the crab looks so cute the armadilla looks ugly though I love the crab and the Penguin I just

Like PS further away I like them both I love penguins and crabs only reason if they be the only reason I’m going for the crab it’s useful I also I love them both equ but because the crab’s useful I’m like I got to go for it some exra

Defense arm like I’m just going to leave my dog at home anywh finally we have yeah what the hell I don’t even use my the it’s not even useful I bet you it’s going to be like bad too cuz like don’t be scared if they come up to I don’t know how

Affected the armor is even going to be but they are elegant swimmers Penguins can also help also don’t get why I need to kill an armadillo to make my dog armor I just neite into the form of my dog that’s not realist also I’m not going to vote for a

Mob decide which mob is your the vat is almost closed it’s been open for the past 48 hours and we’ll be closing in around 10 minutes 10 minutes you haven’t voted yet that’s too long that even I managed to do it 10 minutes which means it’s pretty easy just head to minecraft.net

Log in with your Minecraft account and click the mob you want to win alternatively you can jump right into the Minecraft launcher do I vote or do I not vote I might just do it for stream sake and choose which I’m because Ms will join you in the game for now I’m

Just going to enjoy this SL live we asked for your story in your style oh risk I don’t care Hest I’m just going to do this on my phone it’ll be faster my uh my laptop is going to burst in flam I don’t know why but my Google just doesn’t work oh hi

Zach oh hello L I’m dead oh my God be different if I D why didn’t you sleep man I sto my damn it why did I type in minecraft.net it’s an actual website man what are they it actually brought me to a link too that’s the

Worst part what is this by the way it’s uh this is Minecraft this is the 2023 um live thing for thec we’re going to hear what the new update is it’s going to be a huge update Yeah by a huge update we mean One Singular M they’re

Going to add two new wood types this time oh yeah that’s wait what was the two wood types I forgot it was the last time it was one I think it was just the peach Mangrove or whatever the peach uhom cherry blossom changed along with

Me MH the pink wood and that was and they added like armor trimming and that was about it I mean those were cool but like why did it whole those things like yeah like why is that the whole update that’s it they’ve been in mods for so

Long all right I’m casting V I guess [ __ ] you how do I cast the vote you have to go to minecraft.net Craig hi Lydia it’s did you see the song I sent you I saw you sent it I wasn’t able to look at it yet those are a huge problem I know right those evil little piggies it must be so cool to release this game you’ve been working on for so

Long the vote yeah it must be a lot of 12 girls voting right now I actually got my vote in somehow wait I’m in so happy so many people have loved playing the game since it came out in April but we did get some really great feedback and

So we’ve been listening to the community of you know what they really want perfect you have been listening huh step back so where’s our bigger upate amazing changes and we have some been listening so that means you’re put B look I would understand that the mob vote was which

One gets added first but the fact that you lock out these mobs permanently is really dumb yeah thank youti remember when we had other besides and Hey okay the LA was not the worst one added but it is pretty bad you can theid the glow squid is the worst one squid it’s a reskinned squid Adam isn’t that fun no your friends are even better at fighting and following you on your adventures look okay it’s if it did

Something that was useful maybe but it doesn’t it doesn’t do anything no it can make your signs neon colorss you used to be able to just do that with like command that or like not even like through blocks you could just like type in some stuff on the sign they would do

It the stop showing me Minecraft Legends no one plays this Legend I I literally downloaded it and then like deleted it in 2 seconds one you even play a Lama it’s free yeah at least on Xbox I’ve never played it I don’t have an Xbox I literally only played an Xbox because I

My my I’m still building my computer right now so I have nothing to play on right now real I’m building my new one and I sold my old one so cute wait for my car to get fixed first why do they add more into Minecraft Legends than into actual Minecraft quite

Finished yet but we could because they need to appeal to the 12-year-olds hop around the which are like 90% of their entire Revenue stream probably probably the Frog the frogge the new very ler takes the stage frogs are the the light I’m not going to lie the light

Block is kind of sick but other than that they’re useless I just like Froggies Froggies the Froggies the frogs are cool $40 for Minecraft you can buy Minecraft for less than that what a steel wait it’s it’s $40 yeah it’s $40 that’s that’s on the official Minecraft launcher it was it was

Free probably just for Game Pass it’s free what about Dungeons how much is yeah probably I don’t remember what it was I wasn’t paying attention it’s free on Game Pass that makes sense that makes sense alternatively $40 I just love much is MRA buy game if

I if I didn’t have Game Pass I would have never even touched it Minecraft dungeons you excited for Minecraft live M yeah yeah you’re ready excited for the mob vote oh it’s in the launch oh yeah also it’s happening right now so you can go into like cast your

Democratic they can do all this animation why can’t they just yeah I know that’s what I’m saying they can get one dude to add them development is hard so hard apparently easier than you know they’re animating a whole ass short film make another game let’s not forget making another

Game what am I watching right now show me the new update watching a camel just this is sniffer propaganda really oh he’s dead oh no sniffer died oh no darn it’s going to fall stupid camel get it now he’s [ __ ] dying okay oh it’s a glow squid actually

Actually the [ __ ] the [ __ ] was that thing the caterpillar is this a trailer for the Minecraft movie starring Jason M oh they hate the camel racism against cels he took all those arrows this Sofer looks like a dog looks like a caterpillar dog he’s really dead I hope the warden kills both of

Them real oh my God Jesus he would die dead how the F what are these Looney Tunes ass physics he’s going to hell bro what the hell went to hell him oh God it’s the balding [ __ ] how is he riding again why is he helping that’s not how that works this literally

ISAC dry oh well that just happened oh he’s still alive though oh the Mario thing against this C bro why they all hate this C they all hate this camel bro everyone hates the camel yeah it’s camel racism Jesus and he exploded and then he’s just fine and he’s fine damn sniffer

Propaganda stop trying to get me to care about sniffers I’ve still never actually seen one in game cuz the hat I don’t know how to get I’ve never seen a sniffer I’ve never seen La I’ve never seen like any of the new found one of accident I’ve never seen an axel I’ve

Never seen what are they I’ve seen the seen useless but they’re cool yeah I love them I don’t care how useless they are they’re so cool yeah they’re pretty cool that’s what Mojang wants you to say oh they’re useless but at least they’re cool at least it’s not a [ __ ] mob

Vote no didn’t were ax part of a I don’t think they were I think they was no they were not they were not part of a mob vote was it frogs why I’m fine with it frogs lost the mob vote but they got edited anyway I think

Yeah which in that case I don’t just [ __ ] add them all stupid I hate the vote it’s so dumb but they’re hard to add in or I mean M my bad I’m tired what is blood doing really useful SE Jesus Christ why did you flip him in the air looks like a

Dog propaganda stop giving me sniffer propaganda let’s [ __ ] go goats cuz cuz goats were added I think sorry I’m just playing with my new little friend they’re not real I have some news not yet any two are going to go the other two are going to get the

[ __ ] that short but they did I don’t want to play with you anymore they all that timeing the game teacher 3D animator tiny tiny tiny and that and play games iname rewards small IND to find Little Secrets small Indie company is sitting right over a dunk a small Indie company bro they can’t

Afford it myself they can’t afford to add three mobs they have too many animators a first that was voted out and after that they only have one guy who codes everything I really need to they fired everyone else someone take his head supposed to be chatting with an

Old friend right now someone take his head just kidding really sorry about this but oh no no he’s boxing them putting them in the jar hey R2 what the [ __ ] what the hell is this excuse me our viers all they’re adding Star Wars to Minecraft let’s [ __ ] go Jedi relase

All right now when can I use the force on a zombie can I choke out a zombie explain the details I do players will get to train to be aedi right anyway yeah that’s what I thought players battle monsters duel with other Jedi use the force and even oh my God

Let them find out what happens when they join Yoda for a journey all on their own oh is this like a mod or something I hope this is new update you just got excited Stars vanilla Minecraft get a lightsaber yeah just throw it at people it’s wild we can’t understand him

Was a better introduction they had the time to make an accurate R2D2 prop with a in head andle they probably got it from Disney still they have the time to acquire and use that for a bit yet they didn’t have time to code all three oh it’s

[ __ ] is actually though it’s a Star Wars [ __ ] like mod thing or something moang has to pay their rent they’re small Indie developer they they’re one small Indie developer yeah one small IND Dev anim this [ __ ] too more yeah this is probably a coin shop thing yeah it is that’s what

I’ve been saying it’s a coin that Canon to the Star Wars Universe probably not what and that’s you find on our YouTube channel mcraft news stop advertising your Minecraft YouTube channel I’m on it right now and we’ve got chicken and M yeah we go behind the blocks on all our

Minecraft games we’re on your YouTube channel you don’t have to advertise it to us you’re advertising that’s crazy we’re already here advertising himself on his channel on the Minecraft Channel like this one right here I hope just in case you guys didn’t know you’re watching the Minecraft

Chel so for even more Fu the pig tree the pig tree my God bring back picture we’re already on it you don’t have to to advertise this yeah you’re finally here sh that bridge collapses they’re adding realistic humans to Minecraft [ __ ] you amazing for real I I I buil a track base I’m gonna drink some prouns in my they added pronoun people into Minecraft oh

No people absolutely absolutely I’m pretty sure yeah first super woke Bros and now woke super woke Bros oh hi be bro oh no they sitting in Minecart green screen it’s like smash all d looks in the office I wonder if they’re going to show this m stage and have Steve fighting

Somebody there p in the game I didn’t even know that I’ve never seen one of those either I’ve literally only got i’ I I had to like like look for like 16,000 what the [ __ ] is this a good question just s frogs bro I don’t know it’s a reference to Frogger cuz they

Have to cross the track but they’re not hopping they’re just walking yeah like frogs moving it oh no moving oh no we’re going to get wet she did a right what is this wow this is so great I’m I definitely what the hell is this they thought they were cooking with

This one they really what the [ __ ] this is like some stupid this is so dumb is this what the liveaction Minecraft movie is going to look like oh no the zombie he’s going to pull lever yep who would [ __ ] zombies can pull levers just like where’s Jason Mamoa I got

The by the way are we not going to talk about the fact that there are no power powered rails anywhere it is a shortcut is this the Minecraft ride at Universal Studio hi real welcome to the Lego Minecraft oh my God world creat I hate this bro oh my God this has been

Nothing I want to punch whoever makes is it we’ve been here for 21 minutes and we’ve seen Bas Bott minutes were both Lego Minecraft chest containing PRS SE the models of each of the mobs all of the how long does mcra usually go for I have no [ __ ] idea

Probably Minecraft Hannah Rose was given the first prompt in round one as you Hannah want to buy this you’ll start in the Cherry Blossom biome nice Ikea desk I saw that without I guess that makes sense start my building process the best biome I’ll use moang okay I really

I really like decorating with this pink elev Barbie going to Be we’re going to make the girl make her room all pink only pink obviously wealing to the market please buy our game I don’t like the pink wood but I do like the tree look like mft own I like the I don’t like the I like the tree because I don’t know I

Just like it CU it’s I like the tree it can generate in the shape it’s cuz I’m Asian but my question is could they please add cherries why aren’t there cherries like the only fruit only grow in Japan the only the only fruit that we have that

Comes from trees as apples into your the only food that we have right next to that could be too hard toe in actually they grow Jaan biome all of Japan is Giant Cherry forest all of it there’s not a single other tree the way are we not going to

Talk about the fact that they just built a house out of gold blocks I didn’t see so aesthetically pleasing so guys remember when I built first diamond block it was an easy jump another portal no I didn’t go in the cre no I didn’t go in the I didn’t no

Way wow it’s like a 2 by two house like full of diamond blocks cool this is great that NE portal transition was terrible by the way yeah this whole thing has been terrible a giant be and a giant animated expression and even got a little why would you

Combine these it looks so stupid a skull a pink house and a hope you’re INSP to think like a MF when see it’s only related to minecft BU in MineCraft skull Jimmy was be screaming what is this nonsense none of these have a theme their theme is stupid let’s [ __ ] go

M let’s see Jeff could you please very gently bring this to Tiny boo [ __ ] tin well that’s all get away from me have the results for the amount of votes armadillo so many of you voted this year and so many of you joined our live server event to cast those votes but the

Mob who received the least amount of those the penguin the penguin no remember this didn’t win the vote either but they still off their way into the game so we still have two amazing mobs left which one will win out of these two I hope the crab wins oh yeah

For sure armadillo anyone [ __ ] put in y oh no we got to we got to have another advertisement first for their own thing is it a [ __ ] poop emo [ __ ] Emoji Movie Minecraft Bro oh hell no Emoji Movie like what if they like this what is that

Viller zip I forgot about that a let’s play of Minecraft on YouTube I was inspired to start creating seeing things that other people were making for the marketplace I build anything that I could imagine whether Cathedral my absolute content that I made my favorite piece of content spell it’s a

Spellcrafting experience that uses the new scripting API to just do complete magic my favorite piece of content is my monster hoodie it was the first time that I done I was quite pleased at the end of it shut the [ __ ] it has got to be my o skin P everything I want to

See I did not just hear what for crafty cont no content it definitely to be mobs Evol if one of our latest releases in the Minecraft Marketplace it allows you to morph into mobs them that’s really that is not new that has been in the game for about

Eight versions now in love how they’re using like as their advertising Creations to help you see the game in way it’s not even their [ __ ] like see you see all the stuff that’s in the game don’t think that’ll ever change the white crying the crying child I guess the chicken

Just I would advise new creators to Le tools and don’t give upy to create that learn from help people where you can give yourself permission make whatever it is you’re to make make content that you really want to play and that you can’t yet play I CRA in this

Space CRA I’ve converted team crab has you’re one option now yeah why did they just shoot the penguin in the head and then just move on like nothing happens shoot it in the head when do we get to know if the armadillo wins I’m going to be so pissed the flowers was

Like time for Plan B time for Plan B Plan B why are they advertising birth control in my Minecraft oh my God why are you just [ __ ] build a nether portal just light it it’s done you don’t need to do all this he has to make it look cool the pad

For time it’s not even in not to mention that’s longer reach than you should haveing the crd I really hope he falls off a cliff that’s like seven block reach that’s is what’s National Geographic National Geographic I mean this is this is cooler this is honestly cool you guys already killed

Those what the [ __ ] is this look at look at that gu what is this what blood what between BBC Earth M education we how education Edition why myate this normally or as you put arillo an education just add in the game Penguin so why did they have to vote for penguin they already

Had whatever this my God remind me like Penguin on L shut the [ __ ] up get the Penguin’s name out of your mouth get my wife’s name out of your [ __ ] mouth get my ex-wife’s name out your [ __ ] mouth exploring stunning new worlds why can’t my terrain generate

Like this normally why can’t I just do this in the game why do I have to what look at all these cool Ms that aren’t in the game already add these just add them what are you doing they’re already here mod now we have to vote a better

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Such an amazing job it’s beautiful like education is important I get it but like why can’t they just be added also to the normal game Lely to see you it’s beautiful it’s going beautiful so let’s not surrounded by Green right now so beautiful

Mar got we got to we got to put so much work into the props in the green screen last still looks better than Quantum you and the team really you decided that’s not much effort though pretty low bar pretty last year Minecraft live like it’s like saying someone’s a better politician than

Hitler process we could announce more features like archaeology the armor dreams I’m betting you any money literally everything in this room is a bright green the chairs are probably en the chairs were actually like like plastic and they’re just sitting up that they probably are they probably are honestly

Shadows being you can see like the paper like but everything else is definitely fake basically everything outside of the rug is green many things so for example we have some guys it’s actually real what you talking about tools for us they actually in Minecraft process more efficient in

That case I’m going to grab a book and throw it at your head it is I’m I’m very very thankful for that and another thing I I would love to completely unrelated uh do you want me to help you with the LEDs today or some other time um probably just

Whenever we do something me all right sick that so you’ll revisit some older features yes so we want to have like a good balance between adding new things just show me who won oh my God I don’t care show me whatever tiny new update you have to show

Us next year I think we all want you to tell us about that well then the Mambo yeah you’re right you know long really do want you to tell us crab CRA crab please C show me crab show me the armadillo losing for this year it’s time to focus more on like combat

Adventures and on tinkering okay my time has finally come I am an adventurer shut up that sounded very natural cringy this is how hum really like the fact that two out of the three mobs you had to kill to get any use out of years of Minecraft it’s

Time to test your skills in some new please let the crab win yes trials so we are adding a new big multiple room structure called the trial Chambers I don’t care what are you talking about what is blood yapping about multiple new features don’t tell me this is going to

Be a wave based challenge room and don’t tell me it’s going to bring us into a whole another ad never seen in Minecraft before Oh my God you know you could just show it to us while talking about it come join me to my real and we can meet some of the

Team members we can see part of the new features coming to the update please accelerate your fist towards your own Face what the hell w SC oh my God why is he terrified why is his eyes all black bro has been bro has been coding for the past three weeks straight he’s so tired his pupils are his entire eyes why are we watching a [ __ ] Macha what is this play and

Theam yeah they ran out of budget so they stopped animating they just use actual gameplay the small Indie developer ran out of money they ran out microft moft Microsoft just a small Indie company things that’ll challenge you can’t afford anything but also things that’ll help only two people own Xboxes

Only people window are combined of lots of different rooms they are procedurally generated so lot of variation and likeed it felt like finding a new sh I justed off the screen I mean that’s fair I just want to know who won honestly follow me what [ __ ] really

Like the unque visual style made in this shame the hold on we’re just going to like slide where did she the cobone Sarah um from her inventory hey there Agnes we are surrounded by so many beautiful new decorative blocks we heard you put Onre I something that’s useful

Too okay so we have chiseled stone bricks which we already had Prett much with the copper set we want to introduce AER copper bulbs give players two more uses for I make a pipe bomb so copper blocks have use except they’re still for decoration let’s go let’s go nothing

Actually objectively useful I’m just going to take a couple of these Gres no they didn’t have any light sources before this is a new feature they couldn’t make like copper for else they they had to do that didn’t show torches in the previous shot you’re crazy more copper stuff build like Cool

Copper actually an objective use the copper objective use I would pretty cool if they gave copper the inate ability by itself to be a vertical slab hi Brandon hey Agnes so nice you’re making it bright like run copper through like walls invisible wiring but with this axe I can actually scrape off the

Oxidation and make it brighter that’s not how it works so it’s just a she glow stone you thought con why would I do that when I could just wax it that’s not how it works interesting for Stelling just scrape off the ring and then it’s going to rust again

It’s not even rust it’s actually just SE it’s oxygen oxidation to The Copper which is I mean that’s basically what rust is though rust is just feris oxide talking about just surface okay I see dep it is just a surface level thing yeah well I will go ahead and scrape up

Some oxidation so we can eventually you can’t do that eventually the entire thing is green yeah I know that’s the Statue of Liberty they’re literally giving us the copper update the copper update let’s go the [ __ ] is that oh my God dark how are we supposed to see

Anything what is this what is this stupid ass [ __ ] nice one AG Ray bro my favorite not going to lie I hate snow biomes because of these [ __ ] they’re so annoying are they just not going to break the spawner no because they’re dumb asses it in arrows yay what oh the spawner

Deactivates I guess brandom I guess it was like a it gives you surprise surprise a useless item spers which adapts based on the amount of players that join the fight it actually spawns a limited amount of mobs compared to a normal spawn yeah we really wanted this to be a fan challenge

Multiplayer and this is also why we both got some nice loot so you can see the smoke coming out of the trial spawner that actually means that it’s on cool down so we can come back later and play this all again yeah so don’t break it we want

Everyone on our realm to play the combat challenge all right I’m up for more challenges want to go to another room soon but first I’m going to go to the Village but you go ahead please The Village just get on with it oh hi you what I don’t know why but guy forign

Language one line I don’t know why but when he when he starts speaking the first thing I thought it was Latin for some reason twitch streamer the wait are they actually speaking Latin and ancient Greek thank you hey do you what my pet like a I’m just making a joke by so cute

The world could always use more color that’s shut up [ __ ] you just kidding then just find a naturally spawning one it’s not that hard bro hide your red stone just got it out in the open like that seeds with seven like it spawns a ridiculous number of pig she Redstone it’s pretty similar

To a crafting table except instead of pulling the item you can use rest and pool to get it someone’s [ __ ] barking I’m going to have this crafter make hanging signs everyone can decorate the village with them this is not new this was already these are not new this is

Already in the game I’ve already used those my axotal pond that’s actually kind of neat W they added they added crafting stations from Tinker construct if that’s like one small thing in a big update then that’s neat but if that’s like one of the big features and that’s stupid

Oh hi it’s not terrible like it’s a neat idea I hope so too okay Korean okay by the way we’re not adding anything to actually make it grow faster we’re just going to include this for filler I’ve been building an automated sword crafter but instead of pressing a button it just

Keeps on Crafting infinitely why would you want that why would you want that just that many make sure that the Hoppers Place items where we want them what kind of is this like a factory what the hell is this the goddamn Industrial Revolution what the

Hell kind of NE I guess if you’re like really trying to now you have a use for like Auto for like Auto smelters you can make it auto compress into a block that is actually I’ll give CR that’s a pretty cool Edition I could but that better not be like the big feature

Of this update yeah that better not be it if this is the automatic crafting update I would [ __ ] kill somebody yeah it’ll make update in Minecraft it’ll make automating like kelp farms for fuel better be a breeze what is this music it’s my the breeze they adding a new boss I’ll let

That the [ __ ] it’s tornado man to provide a combat encounter unlike one of those was going through J neighborhood bro I just got hit by they added tornadoes wind spawning those in Jimmy’s house spawn like 80 of them they’re all just jumping around shooting him okay so they added a new

Back it also interacts certain oh wait they were already doing that my opinion on this will heavily uh be determined by like what the big feature of this update is prob cuz these are cool like smaller editions like the that’s cool but show me the big thing if there’s nothing huge

Then I’m you guys have been working on this for a year come on I’m heading out now I swear if that’s it oh my God it is whoa so we got new coer blocks we got trial rooms quote unquote I just love seeing all of you play we got if that’s it if

That’s all the update has then that’s stupid there’s got to be some big thing think A really lovely thing with this the and an autocrafting table that’s what we gotot of effort ining that is three things over a year I can’t wait to play cool and all but like why is that

The only things you came out Withers should be saw mind that they don’t call themselves a life service people would have abandoned the game by now they better be saving some big thing for show like a few of the for chash join the F and I can’t wait for

Everyone to like finally get to see it when I saw the trial spawner I don’t it took me back like the Nostalgia of the first time I found a spawner it’s so cool to see that in aely new way this is not how humans speak to other 15 year anniversary coming up next

Year is not natural at all it felt so good that like the main thing with the update the child CH so SC a very classic feature the monster rooms and what do you think the community is going to do with the crafter I can’t even imagine probably craft probably craft I assume like

Everything I don’t even know what they’re going to do with the thing that we designed to craft stuff that is a pretty cool Edition I will say itan do it that cannot be all it is more mess around with thees that you unfortunately we cannot forget a

Very good we absolutely can the breeze yes Breeze I already forgot about it spits tornadoes JY neighborhood bro had a breeze going through his neighborhood whenever a house I’m going to put it in his house activates Contraptions in the room like a dispensing dispenser shooting arrows for example it means

That it’s not only fighting the breeze because the environment becomes part of the fight as well which is like it’s a complete new kind of combat challenge cuz it opens doors it’s very playful and I really like that just go to the Mob V we all watch the

Same thing we don’t have to reflect on it for time we need that today will come to betas previews and snapshots in the coming weeks and then just like last year we why is this bubble R more entertaining than these [ __ ] guys talking that’s amazing we need to head

To the Cherry growth yes I think NE for some fast traveling perfect idea we really don’t more let’s [ __ ] go God oh my God is finally here they’ve given me this [ __ ] we know it’s the crab we already know it’s the crab give me the crab it’s not

Even like going to be close we’ve been Amazed by the massive par in the mob your passion and energy Inspire us to there’s literally no way it’s not the crab so I can’t wait to see who it is right to it because no one wants to wait

For these kinds of things yeah it’s almost like you shouldn’t have made us reminds me of a story shut the [ __ ] oh my God didn’t even silence his phone that’s your phone during the movie Budd in the middle of Minecraft live no I I know I’m just telling this super

Relevant story it sets the scene no I understand okay I don’t want to keep okay got it um wrong number so the winning mob yes soon to join Minecraft the winning mob for the 2023 Minecraft live moo is the armadillo what that’s such a lie that did

Not they rigged the boat what the [ __ ] I’m to see that little cutie there’s no [ __ ] way the armadillo won we can move on I [ __ ] this I think it’s I think it’s we’ll Cate all of you in the’re scking the endast and look to the future of I’m

Actually so [ __ ] flabbergasted by that what there’s no [ __ ] way seeing the Minecraft let’s look at what Twitter’s crying about it’s always they’re crying about the fact that there was take their own song and turn it into to a Minecraft parody yeah today that wish comes true I’m excited to mcraft

Player who also happens to be an incredible musician I’m going to play crab Champions because it’s fitting is what the [ __ ] is this I [ __ ] hate this bro I’m going to serenate a little B to the Moi I [ __ ] hate ha you [ __ ] you Mo what is this official Minecraft

Parody Minecraft parody why is [ __ ] off brand Edge Sheeran sitting here singing about Minecraft digging down pleas digging down digging down down down digging down down that and I Fall You shut the [ __ ] up down down down down down down diing down diing down that was amazing Alex thank you why Minecraft wouldn’t be what it is today without all of you from all of us in Mojang Studios thank you and bye oh that’s it byebye oh my God thank you

Moang thank you Reggie thank you thanks thanks Reggie oh wait it’s a fun animation I hate you Reggie Oh oh my god wow it’s tree Japan holy [ __ ] Co than a normal tree from [ __ ] you armadillo suck my dick [ __ ] I [ __ ] arillo so I’m assuming they introduced nothing new at the end it was just a pointless segment the upate was right I

Knew they would do this type of [ __ ] the update has a trial [ __ ] structure with uh Mob Spawner that has a limit it has a tornado mob and Auto Crafters and they added the [ __ ] arm copper blocks and that’s it oh my God thank you my dog I’m never going to use thank

You MOJ so [ __ ] pissed Off anyway who wants to play some [ __ ] Mario run sounds good man I’m playing crab Champions going change the title and thumb this stream just change it to like Reggie but like edited to look angry no I’m going to change it to the same [ __ ] thumbnail had for all these Mario [ __ ]

Streams God Reggie probably worked on Minecraft yeah he loves making people angry definitely did he probably made 18 alternate accounts just to vote for the armadillo 1,00 he got EV everybody working at Nintendo to vote for the armadillo okay let me I’m going to leave this [ __ ] activity yeah I already left

Yeah [ __ ] dude that’s so stupid why is this tring on Twitter right now not Minecraft it’s something what is does this have to do with anything cooking stop the like okay let me just do this I hate moang [ __ ] Mo long fiscal quarter quarters of adding two animals and a new type of

W they added an auto after which like it’s a cool feature but not when like you have nothing else yeah no you that’s a limited spawner so more copper blocks yeah that a copper light that gets shittier as us it so good gets crappier as it ages no like we have glowstone that

Already work no this is the first light source added into Minecraft no torches no l turns nothing just just the light the whole chat was apparently filled with st them yeah it was it was just full of a thousand people just saying it every two seconds man Justice for the

Penguin and justice for the crab Justice for everything except the [ __ ] armadillo I saw no [ __ ] hype for the armadillo there’s actually no way the armadillo won probably all the redditors who make memes like me when my Minecraft dog is about to die so true well guess what it’s still about to

Die because you [ __ ] suck at the game okay let me it’s still about to die because it fell into a pool of lava and you’re about to lose armor too yeah you’re about to have to kill more armadillos just to protect it for three extra seconds in the

Lava wonderful oh but I can fight the Ender Dragon with my dog and armadillo armor uhhuh sure thanks super you’re to we got Star Wars in Minecraft we’ve never had that yeah thank youing for spending five minutes on Star Wars I love moang so much great company okay stream title and thumbnail have

Been changed all right let me see if this works my initial idea was to play this on my [ __ ] iPad from like 2015 cuz it’s a bigger view but it was kind of bugging out so I’m going to try it and if it doesn’t work I’m switching my

Phone but bu not like bug movie I hear bug in the background it’s bug bug and regie she says I’m overrated the fact that the oh yeah ier was better than the normal one okay yeah Will Ferrell’s character is Reggie [ __ ] Reggie Reggie and bug that movie was made for

Us oh wait I got to hold on guys dear Mario why don’t you join us at the castle the response is just okay sir okay okay okay voice singing singing overrated here we go as I’m over and then do this there there we go what the [ __ ] there’s two of

Them are there two Discord over that’s a bit weird that works okay I think I think the double overlay is kind of funny yeah really funny all right silly if this doesn’t work then I’ll switch to my phone but right now I’m going to try this I’m playing on my [ __ ]

IPad um I love Mario run okay yep doesn’t work it’s already not working okay great well guess the views just going have to be really small cuz my phone screen is Tiny in comparison that’s fine you can stretch it out I’m not stretching it out Zach that’s what she

Said [ __ ] Michael Scott looking ass over Here trying to spoil Mar Wonder [ __ ] Tik Tock don’t spoil me on the final boss who’s this final boss all right let me uh Delete save data okay he says I’m overrated I have another overrated one that I’m cooking up but I’m not done with it yet it’s kind of Fire

It’s the best one is it Reggie no but that’s a good idea though [ __ ] all right let me just log in with my credentials before putting it on the screen yes restore purchase I bought this in 2016 spent $10 thank you Reggie it’s better than paying $40 for Diddy Kong and Mario Kart

Tour yes at the at the start of the game that’s how much he cost my God all right let me just see with this why is it slightly delayed it’s going to annoy me okay let Me J says I’m overrated so I’m saying man uh ah I didn’t know you could do that [ __ ] that’s crazy okay I need to get rid of these black borders oh my god get Jesus [ __ ] Christ just okay whatever no that’s going to take [ __ ] forever no 709 there well

There I’ll just kind Of man I’m trying to Center this this look garbage all right that actually looks pretty decent no hold on guys all right good enough uh let me move this and then I can start the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] love giovan just put it on in the background of the let’s go wonder how The Hired Guns are doing The Hired Guns no one ever asks about The Hired Guns only Giovani yeah it’s it’s always about GI fny it’s never about The Hired Guns uhhuh uhhuh all right good enough I guess it works okay I guess I should probably stream this for you guys now I’ll be taking that

Cake I love the [ __ ] PNG of Bowser [ __ ] Google Images PNG cropped it out okay it’s not even doing it now I’m literally playing the [ __ ] game I love this just get blue stacks and yeah actually not a bad idea I mean don’t you have to buy all the extra levels Still uh man why is it so delayed okay it’s still slightly delayed but it’s okay why can’t I hear anything also man so many issues Reggie come on Reggie [ __ ] dumbass who’s clicking [ __ ] Zach I’m playing crab Champions because I’m angry because the crab didn’t win man why can’t I hear

Nothing he’ll also automatically Vault over small opst yeah wow good job thank you Reggie Jesus [ __ ] Christ why are you not letting me do this rut row what about this nope that doesn’t work either and why is it so [ __ ] delayed Jesus [ __ ] Christ oh my God I

Literally just it’s like 10c delay right now why man is Mario run worth on this Mario will Vault over small enemies too wait sir are you playing on your phone right now yeah I’m trying what the [ __ ] it’s like 2C delay and no audio for some reason even

Though there wasn’t when I tested earlier man why what are you doing I don’t know it’s not working I’m trying my best Reggie’s trying to prevent him from doing it he’s trying to keep me from playing Mario run he’s just trying to prevent you from playing Mario true man come

On oh wait wait come on now I think I know why there it is my [ __ ] God sooud oh God oh my God I figured it out oh Jesus Christ figured it out it’s cuz my phone was on silent my God I figured it out

Guys good job I was like looking on my phone I was like what is the issue and I looked on the side and I saw the [ __ ] switch like God [ __ ] damn it is it still delayed though oh yeah that’s another issue oh but I fixed one thing that’s good that’s good that’s

Progress okay let’s see if this works you know what hell this isn’t bad right now it’s not even letting me play that was not me it literally didn’t let me jump okay now I can play yeah maybe hit the skip button in the top no I need to do the tutorial

Man why is it so [ __ ] delay it’s like a 1 second delay is the hold on oh man my bad why what is this delay buddy all right Whatever I [ __ ] love Mario oh yeah so for everyone who doesn’t know this is actually the best Mario game ever Made bro regie was really cooking this game man you can do all the Mario things touching the wall why is it frozen it fro this is not this is not going to work who would have guess lightning connector to HMI was not very good man well I don’t even know what to do

Now I don’t even know what the promise cuz it was working fine like an hour ago when I was testing it for for for I don’t know what I thought it Was Yeah Sh There He Sh Sh N F A F There N W He F N He N N Sh N There St F N F N There There A