In bCorp We Trust :: Decidedly Vanilla Minecraft SMP – Episode 45

Hey guys this is swordfish I just wanted to pop in before this episode started and let you know that I’m a silly goose and I screwed up my settings and the game sounds didn’t record so it’s just Minecraft and me talking over Minecraft you don’t hear any blocks or any music or any

Ender Portals or whatever so hopefully that’s okay just let you know hey guys this is swordfish and I am here in the confusing dangerous fantastic city of Trevor because I have some shopping to do over here a Claymont I am planning to build a bunch more Hobbit

Holes as I said in my last episode and um they’re based on Clay so I figured that I’d come to Clay Mart and buy myself some clay also to show you clay Mart because it’s pretty cool prices are one stack of clay cost a stack of wood

Logs which is what I’m gonna pay with because I don’t have enough of these things to um to buy them with so let me put that back and I have myself a shopping list I need let’s see light gray there’s some oh yes I have some wood so I’m buying 12 so

I’ll just put all 12 of these in here now wait how do you do that yeah there you go and then I’ll go take my wood so I’ll be back and I’ll show you what I’ve got all right here’s the purchase I’ve made I don’t know I needed here cyan lime

Like gray black light blue green pink magenta blue gray and white and purple I needed those not that I’m gonna use them right away but those are the ones that I didn’t have a lot of in my my clay chest so I figured I would I would

Buy some to fill that in with another thing glendalewood has done in Trevor amongst many other things is he built a hedge maze to lead you to the most comfortable chair in the world which I think is over here walking around the outside I found it but there’s a hedge maze

So I’m gonna I’m gonna have a stroll this is wrong I’m gonna have a stroll through the Hedge maze see if I can oh what’s this secret underground passageway in the Hedge maze or huh I don’t think that was intended to be part of it

Back to the start let’s not fall for any secret pests now this is definitely part of the maze It’s gotta be this however is a mistake yeah this leads me up into a new section ah but it’s the wrong section glendalewood the tricky tricky guy

I took a ladder and found myself in a new area this looks like it could be is that it is that the chair does it the loser door oh let’s try again I’m gonna go this way but I’m not gonna go down the stairs at first oh no I have

To it seems They’re All Dead ends okay down the ladder up the ladder now oh that’s a torch that’s not anything exciting I mean torches are exciting because they light up the world but um which way did I go last time I think I went this way

This way and this took me to the loser door okay what I need to do is not go that way and see what’s this this is another down this isn’t the donut was this the down I was at yeah this is where I came out of and this is hey

It’s right there but there’s a there’s a piston in the way congratulations you are truly a master take your well-earned reward of comfort winning a store how am I supposed to get up there Glendale wood you know what fine Boop I win congratulations you are truly Amaze Master earlier well reward of comfort

Well it wasn’t well earned but I don’t care let me have a seat of the lake peaceful like spa music came on oh this is magical This truly is the most comfortable chair oh oh my God it’s morning I slept through the whole night this truly is the most comfortable chair of

The world wow that was worth it that was excellent thank you clandover thank you that was beautiful it was a beautiful experience I hope everyone has a can figure out their way through the maze to make it here let me head out to winning a store oh I okay yeah hey nothing

Wonderful well that was a jolly good time I enjoyed that and now for something a little less fun a little more sinister maybe we’ll see so Candlewood noted that uh in a recent episode The dinnerbone the Sheep was missing and he called on inspector swordfish to

Get on the case so that I did sort of by accident see the thing is that my inspector eyes are always watching I need to turn the music back down my inspector eyes are always watching for clues in this this is a clue of the most Sinister kind this is a blood trail

Leading away from Trevor where does it go I don’t know I found it and I decided to follow it on camera so here and then on the outside across the river up the hill where is it where is it going it’s going towards the Shire which is concerning oh no oh no

Okay let’s see oh my God you’re fearing with the investigation laughs oh my God he was interfering with the investigation all right let me Shake It Off Shake It Off get back in oh that is blood oh it’s a blood trail where does it lead oh my God people come

On let me be a detective where does it lead it leads to what’s this troll cave it leads to a troll cave oh dinnerbone dinner bone I found you welcome I’m so glad you’re safe I guess this Blood did he hit you you must have hit him over the head this is

A little Blood trailer broke us broke one of his little feet or maybe just dragging him upside down hurt his head I don’t know but dinnerbone I’m so glad you’re okay welcome well not home because you’re in a troll cave but um what’s this sheepy oh oh that’s Sinister dinnerbone I’m sorry

That you had to look at that that’s really unfortunate but I’m glad that you’re okay I hope that the troll from the troll cave didn’t do too much didn’t hurt you too much these little blood splatters aren’t too much of your little blood from your little head or

Your little footsies because you’re a cute little guy all right let me return you to your owner and free you from the troll come on let’s go I’m not sure where dinnerbone’s pen is in um and Trevor so I’m just gonna leave him in this town square here

Uh and leave a little note for the Candlewood um what direction would he be coming from I don’t know who cares okay all right dinner bone rescued from the troll cave under the trevire bridge we should probably do something about that cave dinnerbone welcome home buddy I’ll give

You a little chin scratch oh yeah you’re so cute also I noticed this that I haven’t seen before the look at a pumpkin stall please be honest and pay the two lapis feet if you looked at it okay fine I noticed recently that I was a bit short on steak

So I decided to do something about it and I did so much about it that the cows don’t all fit in the pen anymore so it’s time to get uh you know choppy um some delicious food yes cows make for some delicious food as it can make for some delicious food because

No I’m not um all the time and now they’re dead hey guys wasn’t that fun wasn’t that fun you’re the lucky ones you got spared for next time oh what what who what’s happening who’s shooting at me but I gotta take care of these cows oh I’m taking hunger damage that’s what I’m

Doing I’m taking hunger damage which is extremely ironic because I just got a lot of steak I got a little bit of steak here interesting that it’s raw beef and then steak it’s raw beef when it’s raw and it’s steak when it’s cooked it’s steak the whole time in real life

It’s um you know you got your porterhouse steak you got your rib eye steak you got your uh your T-bone steak but they’re always steaks they’re never just I mean I guess technically they’re raw beef also but um hey little piggies it’s time to get sliced it’s time to kill some pigs yes

Not bad not bad so now there we go these are raw pork chops they’re not raw pork they’re pork chops which is similar to the beef situation they should be raw steak and steak anyway Stickman ticks stigmatics and of course I’ve got to do the same thing to

The chickens right gotta do it firstly let me fill up my entire inventory with eggs and then uh let me get killing looks like they’re hiding I’m actually gonna kill all the chickens that I can mm-hmm because I got all these eggs that I Gotta Throw now

To oh hey hey you know you’re you’re not getting away that’s not happening actually let me just break this fence get all these hidden chickens hidden chickens kind of sounds like the name of a band all right put that back and now egg time all right there we go chickens replenished

Very nice I got myself quite a not not as much raw chicken as I’d have expected actually but a lot of feathers so that’s useful potentially where where did they go they go in here oh yeah got some feathers I’ll have to cook up these once this stuff is done

Um and that’ll be an excellent food source for a long time very exciting two new developments in the nether Hub one pixus tunnel but his Banner this has got to be the coolest Banner that I’ve ever seen honestly his thing is the city of mushroom or their Democratic Republic of mushroom or

Whatever it’s a mushroom growing it’s a growing mush it’s amazing I love it I love it I’ve told him like a hundred times it’s probably like sir what he’s talking about it’s just a mushroom it’s so cool so cool I love it similarly love similar loving goes to uh Jefferson’s nether tunnel

He um he he went hard on this now at first it’s like oh yeah it’s another react wonderful um oh oh that’s right oh it’s a huge Bridge it’s it’s bridge over a chasm in a jungle with trees and leaves and it’s freaking awesome this is amazing amazing the bridge the dips

Amazing I love that a lot so awesome well done everybody everybody on the server is so good at like doing stuff that’s cool I can’t I can’t I can’t get over it I can’t get over it speaking of new things what’s that that’s not a blaze route anymore it’s a paper

What do they do in here B note exchange office’s subsidiary of b-corp Industries so what b ran is doing is biran welcome to the B note exchange office in B Corp We Trust B ran has created his own currency the B note that is fully backed by actual things

So nine iron for 1B Note One Emerald for 2B Notes One diamond for five b notes and one gold for one B note and these are B notes so basically all of his shops um well all of here now accepting the Blazer ad now except maybe notes going

Into business sale Everything full price Everything Must Go um he’s got these are one B note per bottle now all these potions and then are these yeah all these potions he took away a sale that’s okay um and I believe B Ran’s banners is probably B notes and also I think that

Glenda wood is converting to B notes Kane might be converting to B notes basically we’re converting he’s trying to convince people to convert to B notes and in theory sure that’s great you know people exchange B notes it’s worth stuff and spawn you know and that’s good um however

This being an exchange office is missing one key component that’s stopping me from using B notes how do I turn my B notes out of B notes back into these things because they go into a vault in Bran’s base and he just keeps him in the vault and stares at him

And goes swimming like Scrooge McDuck but he doesn’t I can’t convert my B notes back into diamonds or gold or anything which is um a problem for me so I’m gonna I’m gonna say no to the B note for the moment unless he can convince me otherwise

Here’s a cool thing that OVI did he built another town square a new town square a circle square it’s called circle square it’s got some cool lights some some speed right some speed speed Beacon action oh yeah and I assume this is gonna allow us to expand a little bit out here we

Got this bridge that’s been just hanging out for a while in that bridge gonna allow us to expand spawn out to here and we’ve got a new Center Square because that’s spawn the normal like the regular town is around a Town Square so this Newtown Square will be a useful

Addition and it’s really cool looking big fan big fan big fan wow so it seems that uh swordfish’s books and books has been doing quite well the goal of the five Diamond coupon was to get people to realize how great a store it was and then they would buy stuff

And that seems to have worked I’ve got myself some some diamonds some customers need one for the lottery um this is wonderful although I’m running out I have only one sharpness um I’m still good on Infinity bunch of flame three efficiency left but no fortune only two Unbreaking I’ve got

No depth Strider no aqua affinity no protection so I really gotta I gotta do some more enchanting this is nuts though I’m I’m glad that I’m really glad that the story’s doing well and you know what I just gotta say see this stack of diamonds here see all

These diamonds you know where these diamonds came from most of them came from this shop you know if I were to have converted this to B notes you know what I’d have I’d have a stack of paper what would I be able to do with that

Stack of paper I wouldn’t be able to make armor I wouldn’t be able to make weapons I wouldn’t be able to make tools what would I be able to do it’s just paper it’s just paper that you look at and wave around and say hey I got some B

Notes say I got some B notes look at my B notes my B notes are so large but that’s it like there’s nothing there’s no benefit to the B notes other than I don’t know I gotta I gotta chill out a minute let me let me have a drink I’m gonna hang

Out so I’ve been thinking a little bit about the B notes and I think maybe I was a little too hard on it maybe it actually is a good idea because like what is money right money is like it’s like it’s like stuff you give people

And B notes are money because you give them to people they’re stuff you give people so why aren’t B notes money right and it’s good it’s good that b notes are money that’s backed by a buy a such a trustworthy b-corp Enterprises also known as a b Corp yeah B Corp

B Corp Enterprises they’re trustworthy and they keep it in a vault and stuff and that’s good because like you don’t want someone breaking in and stealing the money so I think I can trust him I think I can trust him with the B notes how many can I get

One gold for one B note how many is this this is 9 18 27 let me give me uh give me 27 B notes I’m gonna 26. I’ll leave one for one other person give me 26 B notes and um I will just have myself

I’ll do a little I’ll I’ll do a little purchasing you know what I don’t think 26b notes is enough I mean are these in stacks of five they are I’m gonna get some more B notes how many more B notes I’m gonna buy nine more nine stacks of five that’s nine diamonds

AKA one diamond block a dinner bone did a bone nine one diamond for five b notes Let Me Take Five Stacks that’s all I can carry right now but um you know B notes are that’s a good idea really having the money backed by something

I take that I dig it I dig it I dig it you know what wait let me now put them away let me spend some B notes just to show how much I dig it I need a little bit more speed potion I think I like running fast right these are one we

Know per bottle give me seven bottles seven bottles for just seven b notes that’s a deal and you know what it’s not only a deal it feels good to use the B notes knowing that they’re backed by B Corp B Corp Industries B Corp Industries in B Corp We Trust

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