Infiltrating a Pedophile Minecraft Server

Yep I’m B you might be wondering how the [ __ ] did you get in that situation well The Story Goes Like This me augy ghost mare were chilling in the crystal PVP Arena until some CW users come to us and killed all of us we didn’t want to cheat

So we just decided we should attempt to crash the server it might be asking yourself why are you doing this vanilla why are you trying to crash a server for no reason well here are some few reasons this helper called Nathan is weird and special he’s just sending weird stuff to

The best ego pvper in EU named Marley like listen to this good night baby I love you thank you Marley for providing all of these Stuff good night my H at first everything is going smoothly until someone called ESG goodi who was in the call literally ratted us to one of the helpers Nathan in the server and we all got banned even though we got banned they won’t stop us that easily so I hopped on my alt account called luty’s

Kitten because that’s my that’s my girlfriend’s name and then she just she just asked me to to to do that you know and V ghost hopped on Marley’s PC and helped me there as for me I have almost zero experience of crashing a server or lagging a server and V ghost knows some

Trick but we knew we needed help so ghost asked his two Almighty lagger friends Tommy and crossbite and as soon as Tommy got on we got to work say that we got into the server I’m going buy I’m going to buy an so we can do this more

Often we’re proba to get B I kind of want to use it for Drop Shipping my money oh my God why are you throwing this away yeah so basically crossby didn’t know that you have to [ __ ] throw that [ __ ] so he was just dropping it he was being a brain that [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] re oh oh the helper the helper bro just don’t TP oh wait wait we should as good as trying as good as trying to wait wait I’ll disconnect because as goody knows I’m I’m I’m I’m on my alt account since the server was lagging for absolutely no

Reason as good and knew what was going on he knew because of my past streams I showed him that ly’s kitten is my ALT account it it was actually so obvious bro that wouldn’t stop me from grinding and trying to crash the server so I just log back on and hopefully the helper

Doesn’t suspect me kill your entire family I will hang you under a [ __ ] tree oh my [ __ ] god it’s called a joke can you take a no okay you might probably wonder what happened to the Snowballs here well the helper actually cleared those [ __ ] snowballs but what we just drew but let

Us go off the hook so we just used eggs instead because they were just easy accessible from the form and we actually didn’t have to wait for someone to make them oh it’s 12 DPS it’s even wor my God it’s even worse no Patrick [Applause] [Applause] definitely [Applause] After we were done with the chicken lag machine we went on for the Ender pear lag machine and it went pretty good as well just watch because they were racist they were racist monkey also one of also one of helpers are Nathan bit weird exactly oh my my PE are ghost and so

Hard fortnite weird no he people who like like girls in a weird way yeah he’s he’s a bit uh you know he’s special he’s very special he’s very very special he’s a special yeah my my pearls are 14 TPS oh my God hold on I I I have to make another one

Oh no I’m lagging no I wouldn’t help making another one if we stack them all in one area lagging God oh my God I’m lagging so hard I can’t place at least four Pistons down right we’re we’re on we were literally on 12 TPS it’s going down

Again guys I’m almost done the armor stand thing if I stop lagging for two minutes oh my God imagine the server owner um PC right now EX exactly the server yeah I think he yeah I think he made a St server before Oh my

God if I test in a d protection um did not go well imagine this so hey I got to turn down my [ __ ] volume bro oh my that’s so loud that’s so loud oh my God I hate these Pistons right now oh my God bro Tom ping press

Tab oh my God look at Tommy ping I can’t see my ping he’s on 1 KMS and he’s just floating in the air even though how hard we tried just crashing the server it just wouldn’t crash so we got one more method to do and it is this thing called book Ban what is that crypted ass message bro fighting back said who said snitching is wild why you say why you say why you say that huh yeah because he said muted and he’s going to snitch that I said I’m doxing you son of a [ __ ] look I said I’m do he said m

[ __ ] off is John pork calling [ __ ] [ __ ] Mom I don’t think we’re making this out life who’s calling John pork Oh [ __ ] Bro said John pork is calling get the quingo stuff rapy sexual assaults about armed robbery I later my [ __ ] give me a second is it is it is it faster Okay yeah yeah wait it’s not showing guys fing oh my God Mickey Mouse is cooling right now [ __ ] John pork br abely delici I think we have guys Alex I’m going to swat you as that’s very unfortunate you know that’s very unfortunate convenient now you know it’s not very

Convenient hold on actually actually I I’ll make the egg lag machine here as well because we’re hidden who going to stop me from I’m kind of who’s bro John por keeps calling bro leave I’m why why are you dising my bro John pork man tell say in this conversation guys tell me what to say in head stinky pants I will rip your heart from your body the first ever be like bro first ever be like what I say he is crazy hello hello

Hello H oh yeah the FNAF security call be Like no way I’m not going to join fortnite I’m um yeah fornite and hello hello wait Hello hello hello hello SK you’re so SK what the [ __ ] is voice what is that from of a crib what is that voice sh hey guys today we’re going to be playing with these stupid idiots and they’re actually not idiots I’m very sorry they’re the best friends in the

Entire universe but we’re just losing our brain sauce at the moment and I’m trying to do a girl voice I’m scious on shut the f up shut up my sister is now going to come up into the room I’m going to kill you I’m going to kill no no that’s very

Rude we just said don’t you dare stop it [ __ ] off I think we have to play some squads kind of get are youer guys kill yourself what the [ __ ] that needs to happen is some I said hey bu but don’t stop the rocking Bang Bang Bang the Bang Bang the Boogie wiie

What uh guys can we just please Play guys okay how about this guys how about this once we’re done making a book b if it works weing someone okay well yes we’ll B I’m your mom okay sh up oh my God your is C gave my God after this I realize something haven’t had much fun in Minecraft for a very long time till to day I didn’t realize that I wasted so much time grinding for a better tier that I’ve missed out the ACT fun stuff if I didn’t focus on grinding for

A higher tier would have I actually enjoyed a game like this much more often I guess I’ll never find out anyways the [ __ ] shulker band thingy didn’t work so and I wanted to make a cool outro but but here’s an Outro come on and the come on