Insane Ascension! Mayor Fuslie Takes Over Minecraft SMP!

Yes all right it’s time my dragon head yes what a mighty fine dragon’s head you have wow this is incredible how’s it look wait may fuzi please make yourself extra big I want to see what the dragon’s head looks like oh Jesus Christ your mouth touches the

Floor yes may fle you’re a Dragon you’ve ascended you’ve ascended your final form look at her go look at her go oh my God this is amazing it’s the purpley foosley dragon she’s a dragon maybe does anyone ever is the fact this uh post box looks like Among

Us am I the only one who’s realized this oh it does right it is it’s the among us Post Box I think you uh you a new thing yeah yeah Pro I mean yeah hours man hours unfortunately but you know um oh oh I came up with the slogan for

The for the thing oh what is it okay so it’s um milk Incorporated lactose Factory AKA mil we lick your cocoa bean Oh No you’re lucky I think our um our viewer base is at least of age to understand that with Steve it’s it’s true it’s true I like it I do I do it’s different ien I haven’t I haven’t told Leslie about it yet oh she’s going to love it she’s going to

Absolutely love it love love love it did you chat like it yes I think so everything in here right no no not that one this one this one oh oh oh oh you put this one too either way all of this Redstone Mayo fo fly what the

Heck to see me Go’s on wait wait wait I’m doing house inspections man why does she have the goggles these are not goggles these are my eyes we come up here careful these hurt too these hurt too this looks like a weed farm no no no these are my little

Workers not a weed farm so what do you need all this for um it just provides me some Source what your source of income no no no no no just some magic stuff like I need I need it for magic you know I would say drugs is like Magic yeah there’s there’s so true but it’s not it’s not it’s not anyways um but if you come outside well actually oh is this how you dispose of people that don’t pay you well you can jump down you’ll be fine here I’ll give you a push I’ll give you a

Push that’s it applies an hdp reinforced elytra to the meca suit and then uh I guess we’ll just see how far we go okay so you can we can just jump up like that we don’t need the oh my God wait we actually look like we’re wait

Guys we actually just look like we’re like um so since I have multi- jump and the I think we get more jump upgrades guys with the jump upgrades plus this we literally just look like we fly off look at this and then we have three jumps and then you just fly around

Wo we’re going guys we’re going that’s pretty cool we had to do it in secret because it’s a little messed up what we’re doing here what are we doing all right all right so there seems to be a good amount you want to breed them first actually oh there’s children

Already well first you always want to get rid of the Iron Golem why kill him because if you attack a villager he’ll attack you so I kill him first with Morgan right well the Golem’s not going to that’s not going to help you just get

You just want to get rid of him oh my God he’s strong and then you got to kill the kids he’s going to kill me no no no wait really Ryan help kill the Golem no you kill him kill him he’s too strong there’s no

Way bro you don’t need armor I mean he’s basically dead okay he’s so low you’re right mess him up okay he’s dead now okay now kill the kids oh this looks like a kid wait is that a kid yeah the real tiny ones are shrunk villagers but the the semi

Kids I I killed Cali oh my God how many breads have you eaten in your life another one Leslie it’s going to kill me it’s definitely going to kill me it’s definitely going to kill me oh my God R oh my God R I don’t know where I’m going to

Respawn I’m going be so honest where is this oh no I respawned at the dungeon please tell me you have a portal oh my God I have a portal for her I’m coming Lesly oh no zombie no no no I will not die to a baby zombie this is sickening one One this is my lowest this is my lowest my low point I didn’t think she’d die from that does she did she have refined obsidian I thought even with three pieces of refined obsidian she’d be okay lesle oo I’ll be I’ll be right there lesie no no Janet Janet Janet oh protection 4

Wow anyways uh lesie where are you here on the grass floor oh grass floor yeah oh my God where did you go wow I was slain by the G okay okay oh thank you so much thank you so much oh you’re the best oh you’re just the best oh thank you so

Much oh my god he has a scient he’s a mad scientist and his neck is broken oh my God I killed him I broke his neck a oh it’s pudding puding oh honestly it looks even better on the wall then in your hand why is it looking

At it like why is piggy what is his name Piggly why is he piglet why is he looking at us like that yes a true Honestly though he is me this is just you whenever I say anything you’re just like oh God Janet come look

Oh look look what I got from your farm for the party take that down now what is that I don’t even know what that is what is that grass what is that I don’t know what this image is Officer I don’t know what this is this is such an oddl

Looking thing wow ma’am I just heard that there’s a there’s a police officer in town who you may need to answer for your crimes tomorrow what crimes selling elcid drugs on the server um actually this server is La based and in La it is legal whatever

That is on the screen I don’t even know what it is but we recently just found something uh what is this ma’am I’m scared to pick this up it’s rotating in my face and it does not look good I’m scared no no I this better

Be salt or sugar this better be salt or sugar oh we don’t mess with that no way no way look look look it’s safe you got to stop uploading this okay okay okay what to me it looks like flower and a penny and a ruler ma’am ma’am we found that in a player’s

Nose on the server they said you were the sord no well tell me who that player is cuz they’re framing me and they don’t have any proof I could say you I found you with that and you know you would just believe them I have I have a broken

Nose I would not shove anything up that nose well I don’t have a nose so is it because youve snored so much of this it’s cuz I was bored this way Sprint Boost to Max over there okay we didn’t set turn up the settings all right well uh I’m going to

Go I got my my new elytra upgrade check this out I can fly let me see oops I hit the tree I jumped too high ow I hit the tree again oh my what the oh my God holy um yeah we’re we’re pretty uh we might want to turn that

Down oh my god well guys after all this time we’ve fully upgraded and I think um I’m pretty happy to the sun guys to the sun traveling so fast is that the wind farm there’s no way we can jump that High I mean that’s crazy maybe from the

Botania structure looks like we don’t take fall damage either so we can just go there oh my God wait this is well that’s pretty high yeah that is pretty high guys wait Ryan try the suit here here I’ll take off my suit only for Ryan to try because he

Funded it what here you go Ryan here put on the suit and and just uh Sprint jump oh you need the triple jump also do you have triple jump already yeah oh okay just Sprint and jump three times like you got to space it out after you get

Reach the peak of the jump he’s invisible just Sprint and jump three times oh my oh my God he just took off he took off wait is is that what it looks like when I fly around Jesus what it’s crazy man everyone else needs these Rockets but I can just jump isn’t

That crazy he’s just taking off’s that’s absolutely insane oh my God isn’t that crazy you need this for I don’t know I can fly now it’s great that’s that’s that that is B yeah that is flying and I don’t even creative mode I don’t even need what’s it called I don’t even need

Rockets I can just jump you definitely oh my God there’s a giant lesie lesie lesle lesie what’s happening are you okay oh my [Laughter] Dragon my we could tell her the slogan you’re really aagon oh my god um Captain puffy has a fun slogan for the Chocolate Factory and

She wanted to share it with you lesle oh oh oh I would love to hear this we’re done you Janet supports it fully and thinks it’s great okay okay let’s hear it so um it is obviously the milk Incorporated lactose Factory AKA mil mil mil yep and this the slogan is Will

Flick your cocoa bean wow incredible I love it we flick your cocoa bean yeah see there we go what a great addition she took it she took it a lot better than you did Janet I can’t lie okay I me you know want to see a picture of J’s live reaction no no

No okay okay well there’s a lot of I show guys I should not have shown her the picture mod there’s a lot of bad stuff on her right now let’s go let’s go this is me so wholesome I just show her this she freaking puts up like

Actual drugs on the wall by the way there was actual drugs up here we got it out of your this is my face we did it she’s framing me but this is my face when she first told me about the cck cocoa bean um actually real time like

Like actually me oh mayor F would you like to see what I found in Janet’s house paper do the paper right are you sure are you ready I’m ready this is It’s A Lie by the way she’s just Li let me see what paper what is it what is it I know

That’s what she’s selling in her house can you believe that’s what she’s been working so hard on all this Janet is it true no it’s I’m being framed tell them what listen the only thing Being Framed are those photographs oh she’s got a okay fine I didn’t want

To do this but I actually found these in’s place what is it in his place thank you so much for letting us know he will be reprimanded put in jail we can’t have oregano and sugar just be laying around the server like guys may

FY I I’ve got a I’ve got a gift for you for you know for for what you just did you know you got this a light try now I have my wings go give someone else a gift well I mean you can you can pass

This on the car if you want but there it is may fosle enjoy enjoy oh my eyes what is that I’m scared I’m so scared I’m so scared I’m so scared Patrick Star’s leg so gross dude did you notice Janet’s Tower’s gone oh right she’s um she’s moving to that

Moon base or whatever where is that wait how did she move her whole Tower though that’s crazy wait where is her Tower it’s all completely gone what now if she has a moon base she probably claimed it right this is meong where oh there it is that’s how

You know where it is guys let’s go check out Janet’s moon base looks like it’s just straight East um Jan Jan isolated herself so everyone doesn’t lag well I think she did it because of the explosion if you take a look at what we’ve got here I think she did it to

Avoid this which is why we’re going to go there now and plant it right under her base because she was trying to get away from town to avoid the explosion that wipes the whole server unfortunately for her she stayed in my party which means her claimed blocks are

Just bright pink which means I can easily find it here it is right on the moon base we’re flying in on the Death Star guys go go we’re swooping in swooping in wow you really need flying to get in on this base don’t you ow that’s glass I

Feel like those birds that accidentally hit the glass um well guys listen Janet moved all her stuff away from base because she wanted to escape the explosion unfortunately for her it’s too late plant the Spike oh these are elevators plant the spike it’s over goodbye Janet this thing’s exploding in 10

Seconds and that’s the end guys that’s the end what is the biggest bully in the world like what is the biggest sort of creature bully world of Minecraft the most annoy beard yes so like a boss no no no no no not like a boss um that’s a thing that

Doesn’t go away even Wednesday time ruins all of your hard work creepers a creeper that’s right mhm mhm look at this don’t open the bottle that’s right Ryan we are bottling creepers why you know what it’s even crazier anyways yeah What I’ve been doing them [Laughter] yeah I can get you more okay all right guys this is called this is my new game it’s called bottle the creeper two one go I got it it you got it you got it you got it Jes okay

Okay it goes to me wait guys I right click it right is that what I do right click three two 1 go sorry sorry sorry my go go Jesus Christ what are you doing get it okay okay okay to me to me to me to me you don’t know when it’s coming oh God got I got it okay oh where is it going to come from man you don’t know you don’t know wow that was impressive he’s really bad oh oh but prepare you know maybe we’ll do a comedy show I was thinking like oh if you have a little standup comedy you

Know you want to try oh oh yeah of course wait so one day I was walking past this Enderman right and and he said to me how understanding you are uh um uh uh um um uh oh um um just oh