Insane Bionic Minecraft UHC: Cursed chaos!

So I don’t usually play UHC but oh my god without spoiling too much ladies and gentlemen I actually popped off in today’s video guys for the first time ever we played a cursed UHC I barely even play regular uhd so I don’t I don’t know why I even decided to join this but

For those who are subscribed you already know I’m a cursed master and all honesty like this video was actually nuts and I really do hope you guys enjoy it if you guys do want to see more you H C’s in the future or just more like custom UHC

Games or in general just want to see more videos make sure to smash the like button all memes aside though guys if you don’t smash the like button this is gonna happen to you and of course guys make sure subscribe if you’re new to the channel we’re so close to a million I

Can almost taste victory okay but with that said guys enjoy today’s video press the button oh okay wait I’m confused do we start oh my god okay nevermind the world is not loading I can use extra hacks oh my god dogs oh wait are you serious

Nani are you serious I just get iron blocks from oh my goodness wait what do I get from this green choker okay well guys welcome back to cursed u HC thing welcome back I don’t know this is the first episode know what I’m doing I literally just got invited to this and I

Joined the second named vitami okay hold on I need to see what gives me good stuff well this automatically gives me iron cool okay wait so what does grass give you I gotta just slowly make sure we get overpowered suiting up how how does he have wood already I actually

Don’t know how to get wood anyways guys I probably already do a proper intro I’m not too sure though oh god live wait okay we’re good if you guys want to see more like u H so I got wood let’s go so if you guys do want to see more you

Would see of course a smash the like button I don’t need any of these poopy things okay hold on let’s turn everything into wood wait maybe not hold on I should low-key check what gives oh okay I get stripped dark wood log what does this give me first marine okay a blue

Shulker okay and strength that’s garbage I just realized with all this iron we can easily get iron armor which is quite obvious yes I understand that however I think from my cursed minecraft series anvils drop sometimes really good stuff so hold on I wanted to oh my god what

Did I just break I think it was Bruce logzilla this guy got diamonds will is cheating brah how does he know what did I actually break hold on what does this give me okay that gives me nothing okay so these are a waste hold on I think it was the birch log tree

Thing hold on let’s see uh no okay definitely not that maybe was a slime block okay no it was not the slime block maybe was the grass question mark well I actually don’t even know okay wait what does Stone give me okay that gives me a

Cyan wool okay we got this what else can I could put a mushroom and I got a chess okay wait what does this give me and a lapis block oh I actually need that yes I’m gonna keep that oh my god lapis okay so we haven’t gone mining yet

But you guys already know mining in a curse sweetsie or cursed minecraft makes no sense hold on what I do wanna do is I’ll make a crafting table hold on I’m trying to big brain this boys I’m trying to use my big brain let’s go ahead and

Let’s test our theory okay let’s do this there we go okay please give me good stuff please please please please please please please and okay I don’t know what that is hold on let’s try that again let’s get a bunch more iron okay and all right let’s

See what we’ve done again okay just bread so it’s just food okay that’s like really confusing hold on how about if we just break the iron block and I get gunpowder okay so trap how about this white block this is known to give you good stuff and

Not nothing okay oh wait this gives you Bell’s though what come on and okay flower pot thingy okay let’s try this out let’s do this and I get a fence gate wait that’s not a fence K that’s something else I get pink glazed donut block okay mossy stone brick okay no

Wait what okay I’m still going I don’t I don’t get what’s going on right now okay wow this is actually extremely random and okay nice I feel like I’m making no progress at all okay fine you know what let’s just play it safe let’s make ourselves full iron blah blah blah okay

Boom there we go since this is 1.14 I don’t think I’m gonna make a sword I might as well just stick with axes right okay I just broke a crafting table and I get a pink tulip and that gives me nothing and no mr. donkey bat bat guy sorry donkey

I’m so sorry bro we have to win this guy’s this is a cursed UHC and I’m the king of curse things I literally own a curse Anarchy server bro like if I actually don’t win this it’s gonna be a little embarrassing I’m not gonna lie guys if you really think I’m gonna be

Able to win you know if you don’t believe in me okay I don’t blame you woah woah woah is that half banner Nani okay cool so I guess it doesn’t give me an N apparel every single time it’s just like a chance okay well we have four ender pearls hello mr. spider

You’ll want some Mike yeah don’t even No oh my god I totally forgot this is still u8c so I can’t take damage hello you’re gonna die dude what if the creepers oh my god brah no way no way he just died no way you just died no one else is just gonna type

In chatting oh my god they’re skeletons no okay hold on wait we got jungle saplings I just messed his will to help me I doubt he’s gonna do it he gets a second chance Wow bro come on help me no I vote no he

Said I got you we teaming oh my god okay I don’t know what I’m getting from this but I’m getting a bunch of gasp tears and oh my god okay wait I can make TMT wait no I can’t cuz I don’t get sand brah oh god it’s a baby boy no baby man

Stay away from me baby man I do not want to fight you baby man oh my god wait no wait there’s blocks you’re broken hold on guys this could mean someone’s nearby and I’m now getting shot at wait no no no no no no no no no I can’t take

Damage I can’t take damage no no no no no no no no no oh my god took damage no no oh my god there’s another one run oh my god there’s so many creepers No oh my god I’m taking so much damage this is not good oh my god I’m getting slabs I’m

Running I’m running I’m running I’m running oh my god there’s coal oh my god okay I’m in a hole ah I think I’m just gonna try and break this see if I get anything good okay no I don’t think I get anything from this brah okay how about staircases I get more

Staircases okay anything with leather leather and it’s damaged okay wow this is garbage dude what did I break over there that gave me that good stop I actually have no idea oh my god what I just gotta push it and Donny just got diamonds brah I feel like everyone’s

Getting good stuff except for me hold on wait I think here Skelton oh it’s coming no this someone looks promising come on sandstone oh my god sandstone before guys has given me diamond blocks wait oh it’s over it’s over let’s go oh my god yes yes yes yes yes yes this is great

This is actually insane but I’ll say no don’t eat especially please one job diamonds diamond ore oh my god we have 15 minutes yes yes yes yes message Donny what gives gold and I’ll tell you diamond block come on come on come on come on come on let’s negotiate a deal

Donny how is it still nighttime by the way oh my god yes yes yes yes yes yes yes hold on guys what if I make a birch door what does this give me I’m not even that happy that we found with diamonds is because I still need HP everyone’s

Gonna have diamond you know what I’m saying come on oh no I need gold okay what does this give me he said hey Belle oh no way come on tell me how to get hey Bill has to be easy there’s no way okay well I might as well just stick

With the diamond armor I’m really actually happy that I’m actually really happy that we managed to get diamonds guys cuz if not that would have been like terrible and there we go full diamonds let’s get it boys okay hold on wait what do we get from furnaces are

You kidding me nothing Brock come on guys think what does this give me oh my god wait this actually drops me stuff okay hold on I think this is oh this is a bone block oh my god if we find dogs we can totally just so on I’m gonna turn

One into oh wait no nevermind I thought you get bones from bone blocks oh my god brah nevermind I’m just a freaking idiot I got more strength or I can make a bone now oh my god yes wait what if it was an VLEs that I need to get gold hold on cuz

Donny said it’s hey bells right oh I get all we know I got cactus what what okay hold on I’ll hold on to that whole I mean make some more come on okay I need hay oh yes yes yes yes this is good okay let’s make ourselves oh my

God we can make two yes there we go – hey bells I break them right and wait what nothing wait what no way that has to be like I didn’t get any gold did Donny actually lie to me Hollister that again he lied it does nothing although wait I have books I can

Make a bookshelf okay and a smoker please something good and on my guard lilypad garbage pad wait maybe not come on Oh dirt brah might as well make a water bucket maybe okay there you go I have water bucket I know what this is

Gonna do oh my god we have so much yes the blinds are Opie come on wait what now I’m not getting anything okay wait there we go they’re working now come on come on come on come on we gotta get gold guys we gotta get gold hard at the

Seat I don’t even know what you do I mean need you okay no stop oh wait follow me have I broken regular wood yet oh wait green Tara Koda okay see a button what does this do okay wait I think I just got this okay trash oh my

God we have five minutes left okay emerald block if I break this what does this give me chance stare thingy okay ah bamboo I break bamboo and not nothing wait dark oak pressure plates I get this that Bob and nothing I think I literally got nothing get a focus on

What we know gives us good stuff which is this guy’s I need golden apples I’m actually gonna lose this if I don’t get gold apples what do you want pig I’m gonna kill you to see what you drop and nothing go go go go go go go go go go go

Go go go go go go go go go go go oh my god gold yes we want GG gg gg boys it’s over it’s over literally it’s over we got this oh my god oh my god yes okay we made five golden apples that’s so good I always make fun of birch trees

And now I literally need them birch tree please I don’t even know what’s gonna happen in a couple minutes I just know I need more gold I have ten apples boys if I just strip this and then break that no all clogged – oh my god yes oh my god

Yes yes there we go there we go give me the gold please that’s time no no no no no no hold on hold on hold on come on come on yes yes yes yes more gold yes more gold yes they’re giving us an extra minute yes

That was the worst mistake of your life oh my god yes give me gold oh my god let’s go baby oh I can’t want to figure out what snow drops you as well hold on okay there we go oh god it’s about a string yeah okay well I have ten

Golden apples I’m not mad okay okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay we shrunk we shrunk any moment now guys we could actually find someone Oh God whoa whoa whoa oh I see grazer oh my god oh well we can in chance hold on there’s will along guys I’m gonna make

Myself a diamond sword all right he’s gonna fight me that’s fine okay hold on I kind of want to enchant a sword okay boom boom ah sharpness one there we go perfect I wish I still had my books okay I think I’m gonna stick with the

Sharpness one maybe I can get an initial hit with a diamond axe or I can make another sword oh my god the diamond sword hits so fast I think the speed of the diamond sword is just worth it bro we’re so gonna farm oh my god let’s do

This we’re gonna get like a sharpness – it’s gonna be insane wait what is this giving oh my god I could break the stuff okay oh my god wait what golden apples oh my god I know the secret I know the secret yo wait can I get a god Apple oh

My god a book holy crap a book frost Walker one that’s kind of trash okay wait bro we can probably get a god Apple come on come on come on God Apple please what Apple please no death Strider okay well I need all the XP I can get I don’t

Think anyone’s gonna mess with me just because I’m just so overpowered I need the gold as well Loki yeah boy you better run yeah that’s what I thought I do we’re controlling min we’re actually doing so good hold on dude we can so get another Golden Apple though

Come on come on come on we didn’t get a gun Apple I know it I know it gosh we did this on my server do you guys remember oh my god this is so insane infinite golden apples I’m literally not dying and lapis – no oh my god yeah no

He’s still gonna die yep yeah I know he’s running graves coming in come on come on come on come on yes I got great oh my god let’s go nope nope nope nope nope Will’s coming in what’s coming in come on let’s get well let’s get well oh

My god Emma’s here – mmm nope you’re gonna die you’re gonna die come on come on come on yes I got her – oh my god it’s will No he dropped his axe oh my god greasers here – yo yo yo let’s go come on come on oh he’s Edna Pearlie

Okay okay guys well no we can dominate we can dominate okay so Emma’s still here but yeah she’s dead there’s a god I hope oh my god we did it we did it we got the dog Apple we did it I knew it I freaking knew we

Could oh my god it’s over we won we won we won guys we actually want oh my god we want I knew it I knew it I’m the king of curse dude I’m sorry if that comes off cocky guys but come on dude I literally

Own like the best server ever all my god dude Kirstin vanishing why would I want that all Brides so over will it’s so over and hold on you know what we got to craft their dog sword oh my god no he’s coming in for the sneak attacks dude

Even if I’m low it’s not gonna matter who’s alive still have you that say hold on let me get my ender pearls me pearl on him hey buddy hey buddy come on come on come on come on come on come on point one come on

One what I put over here here we go I’m gonna get fooled again he’s still losing health buddy you’re still losing health I got a hit which was like a lag hit come on come on okay he’s he’s gone he’s gone bro we have the god Apple let’s go

I knew it dude oh my god and these idiots are fighting each other yeah go ahead fight each other oh honey has a shield okay that might actually be the only thing that might be kind of bad but it’s fine though because I think I could still strafe around him

Hold on guys wait dude the best part is its hold on wait what is this sweeping edge sweeping edge oh my god let’s get it okay I need to take care of all these mods when you enchant fast that’s all gonna focus on enchanting enchanting

Okay follow we need more iron we need to always be okay Johnny’s shooting arrows I mean I don’t even realize so it’s coming in wheels coming in tank gonna do nothing boy wait there’s a book over here I have to make sure that we’ll doesn’t get anything good okay I’m gonna play it

Safe and just make sure dude if we can get a second gone Apple oh my god I got it I gotta kill will razors here okay no we got to get our sharpness – guys sharpness – and we gotta get sweeping edge a hundred percent okay no more

Stairs right okay good no one else can get anything good from this lols will just died out brah okay so we just got to worry about Donnie because I feel like grazer is just gonna die she doesn’t have like all that good stuff so I think we’re good okay we might as well

Just get stocked yeah Donnie’s shooting me brah we got to worry about the other side board guys he stole my cyborg scan look at it in the frickin tab okay let’s make some more arrows okay more golden apples perfect I don’t know why I keep stalling guys I’m

Just so nervous it’s will oh okay okay okay we’re good he’s already dead let’s go ahead and put sweeping edge all my guards yes okay hold on Donnie’s here I’m gonna pull on him come on come on come on there we go there we go there we go oh my god

Enchanted got Apple yes we going in boy oh we gotta – lets go oh it’s greatest razor I stood my god Apple broth oh my god oh and I win let’s go oh my god brah that was too overpowered oh my god GG low low low low low I got it 1% chance

And I got it let’s go I only had one let’s go bro oh my god Oh oh my god apparently will is the one who first picked it up what’s up boy oh my god guys our sword oh my god we could have easily made like a sharpness oh my

God I think so oh my god we actually want boys let’s go you guys want to see more Kirsti wait dude come on man that was insane guys I gotta definitely do a part too I gotta set up on another curse to HD but like with an insanely new twist

Ladies and gentlemen hopefully you guys enjoyed I think we’re gonna end it off here hello I have sharp one sweeping edge three I was about to get shark to bra I started off so bad – oh my god