Insane Canadian Minecraft Escape Room Fail

Finally after years we’ve discovered the only thing dumber than Minecraft Escape rooms on YouTube Minecraft Escape rooms on YouTube shorts yep the realm of the drooling toddler distracted by their mom’s iPad Shirley said the shorts YouTubers if our only audience is Mindless kids trying to kill time

They’ll be too stupid to notice that our Escape rooms don’t make any sense well jokes on all of you I am the drooling toddler on my mom’s iPad You Can’t Hide Your Mind rotting content from my gaze yeah I’m stooping solo we’re debunking binge content now but actually though

Watch till the end because as always the prisons get worse the further we go and the last one has more views than every other video I’ve ever debunked combined and it is as bad as you think it is remember not to send hate to anyone in this video this is all for fun

So there was this trend where YouTubers would take a friend or sometimes just a random person and see if that participant could escape a Bedrock box they designed and after they inevitably fail the YouTuber shows up to tell you what you were supposed to do as you

Probably know the guy most famous for this is camman 18 probably Minecraft’s biggest shorts Channel now I understand there’s only so much you can do when you try to upload daily but I found this guy in my Minecraft server and told him if you beat my challenge I’d give him a

Raft to escape he agreed so I trapped him in a four block tall Bedrock box above the ocean all that’s in the box is this chest he took everything out and was smart enough to break the chest revealing a crafting table behind it to use the crafting table to make a gold

Block and pressure plate for some reason and then Place some lava what he had to do was take the gold out and craft the Nuggets into ingots and then craft a chest plate in leggings then simply place the lava at the top and jump in and swim through super quickly and jump

In the water before you burn Okay but the real problem I have with caman solution is that the video is literally titled how to escape with lava I mean the gold armor Strat works it just takes way more damage than every other method it’s just convoluted for no reason but this is just the appetizer I

Assure you not all Cam and escapes are convoluted sometimes they’re the complete opposite I found the richest person on my Minecraft server and told him I’d make him even richer if he beat my challenge all that’s in the box is a crafting table in this chest he took

Everything from the chest and started looking up oh no I’m trapped in one of the most challenging Escape rooms what could I possibly do with these random items I I just oh right yeah okay that was easy he was smart enough to craft slabs and with them he towered up to the

Top but he had one problem he couldn’t get down and when Phantom started attacking him he jumped to his death at least we think he died the footage Cuts before he hits the ground and camman’s render distance is especially low this video but well I trust him obviously

There’s no way you could survive a 25 block [ __ ] hey wait is that water and that’s water too actually there’s a lot of water here in fact if I follow this correctly there should be a lake on this side so bro actually saw the water said nope turned 180 degrees and jumped off

The opposite side I did did Cameron just tell this kid to Roblox himself for the video you can also just scale down the wall with the extra slabs but whatever I found a guy living in a sky base above Antarctica on my Minecraft server so I

Trapped him in a 25 block tall Bedrock box all that’s in the box is a crafting table furnace chest with these items and Gilbert oh yeah and 200 blocks above them lava’s pouring down hmm there aren’t enough blocks to build out of the box but there are a lot of plants and

Bone blocks in here I wonder if there’s any way to get more blocks out of thin air first she took everything out of the chest and put a saddle on Gilbert and then he broke the chest and got on Gilbert in the stage there thinking Gilbert with a protective but that’s not

How the game works oh no I went AFK for four minutes and the lava’s almost here I sure hope it doesn’t kill me all you had to do is place the bamboo on the Red Sand which works for some reason foreign and convert your bones to bone meal then

Bone meal the bamboo getting as much as you can and now you have to do the unthinkable wow some strings just appeared once you’re at the top you need to craft scaffolding an MLG down to safety oh okay but why did you kill Gilbert for scaffolding you can just

Redirect the lava downwards and clutch on the side or a crazier idea scale down the wall with the extra blocks again all right we’ll get back but I gotta show you this channel called Alpha in this first short he puts his friend in an innocent looking escape room sealed

In Bedrock with lava below it let’s see what items he has to no no no okay let’s not freak out yet let’s just see what they do with the Pearl my friend attempted to escape but he couldn’t what you had to do is then you must use the water bucket to

Travel up the walls place the sponge below you place the sponge below you and also the full sand at the roof since Soul Sand is in the full block you can align yourself at the edge and use the Pearl to teleport out the prison [Applause] Finally you must successfully do a ladder clutch jump over The Lava and you’ve escaped But his friend also had the right idea he would have escaped if he did it his way if he just ladder clutched or water clutched but you don’t even need to clutch you can Purl through the wall from the very beginning so you don’t take any fall damage or even crazier

Idea scale down the wall with the extra blocks again this Minecraft escape room is titled the lava passage and to beat it alright before he says the solution I want to see if you can figure out how you would get across this 50 block lava pit Time’s up you’re wrong the answer is there was a hidden Hopper under the lava with all the ingredients to make a flying machine obviously this has 6 million views me and Panama are trapped in a two-player prison we each mined out of ourselves but the challenge was getting down I mined the reinforced

Steep slate with my fist for several minutes then grabbed the Piston above Rob the Piston above are you sure about that hidden in the deepest cave lies the Minecraft void prison and you spawn in a Bedrock cage under the void a very good idea I used F5 see using a fight give me

A whole new perspective I was able to see an ender pearl on your head and I made it the chest contains nine iron nuggets nine rock copper and an oak log with the Nuggets you can craft an Ingot to make a chain next grab the sign

And use it to make charcoal with the log then use the charcoal and chest to smelt the raw copper into nine ingots nowcraft 3 lightning rods grab the crafting table break the glass and Tower above oh no I need three more blocks to get out of

This room but all I have is one Oak log how will I get three more blocks ah I’ve got it smelt the log into three copper rods This has 8 million views all right just for a second let me show you an escape room I actually think is kind of cool he implements disconnect immunity to survive things like lava jumps and explosions it’s actually pretty cool to see an escape room YouTuber understand

Glitches like this but I do have to play this scene but if you break the sign it burns and creates a lava pillar that illuminates a hidden boat in the ceiling now there’s a glitch that allows you to teleport through walls wow anyway with what I just showed you in mind I want

You to watch a video that was published after that one I’m dropped above the latuya bay along the west coast of Alaska and in under five minutes I’m about to be consumed by an incoming tsunami let’s make this a competition I have the same prison with the same

Tsunami headed towards me so let’s see who can escape first the timer starts now let’s see a diamond for a skewed I think I know how to escape with these planks I can make sticks no before crafting sticks I need to Tower up with the planks to kill Jerry

Come on the tsunami is getting closer what did I put myself into I guess I have to craft a yes I got a pickaxe so now I can mine the blue crystals this is such a scam why is it getting darker this is catastrophic it’s like the great flood I just need a turtle shell wait I’m drowning almost there yay we survived [Applause] So you may be wondering was he really at risk of drowning there well he insists the wave was 150 blocks tall and therefore he would have needed the turtle helmet to survive but first this is not 150 blocks tall second this right here is 150 bucks tall you can swim

Through the entire thing with seven Hearts to spare on hard mode and third he just explained how to make yourself immune to damage in the previous video why not disconnect the keep yourself from drowning again it’s obvious when you lay it out like this the only reason

Any of these videos work is because they’re shorts it’s taking advantage of people shutting off their brains so you don’t have to work as hard after all why make yourself smarter when you can make your audience Dumber oh speaking of Dumber let’s get back to kmn18

I found this guy living in a bunker in North Korea on my Minecraft server so I trapped him inside of a 100 block tall Bedrock box in the box is a furnace crafting table block of ice and a chest with these items he immediately took all

The blocks from the chest and built up as high as he could but was stuck and the only way down was death you know I always wonder why the players act like this every time they fail the puzzle all right that’s that scene done so now

That you’re done building up I need you to act surprised and Confused that the 47 blocks I gave you wasn’t enough to get up to 100 block wall what the 47 blocks wasn’t enough no all right perfect I got the scene now I need you to jump off wait what what he

Had to do was take the copper or smelt it with the dried kelp block making the ice melt craft a boat place the dispenser here craft a lightning rod from the three copper place the bow in the dispenser and place the lightning rod on top of the dispenser and then

Wait for it to thunderstorm and when lightning strikes and the boat dispenses get into it and face through the Bedrock simple Oh if that’s not enough you can actually build out of the cell too by jumping and entering the boat at five block intervals until you get to the Top If you don’t feel like waiting for it to rain and then say it with me everyone scale down the wall with the extra

Blocks again well on to the next one I created my hardest challenge yet so set up a parkour I spawned on my Minecraft server to find a parkour Pro once someone beat it I trapped them in a Bedrock box with 64 planks four string

And a poppy on one side they sit with a crafting table in furnace and 22 blocks overlap on the other side is freedom now this might seem easy but there’s a catch you can’t place blocks Now you might be thinking that sounds impossible but it is he was smart enough to craft a boat but didn’t realize they don’t flow so Cameron cuts to a scene where j-man is already deep in the lava but we’re not shown how he ended up there I have a theory though wait this

Is just boat parkour right uh yeah oh it’s gonna be so easy I’m a God of this uh wait really yeah definitely let me just grab something thoughts really quickly okay here we go wait no no Daddy Cam man needs his content what you had to do was Craft

Boats but the next step requires being a parkour Pro yeah there’s not much to say here Cameron just adds a rule so you can only do it the hard way it’s not much of a puzzle which is a problem I run into a lot unfortunately this epidemic of

Escape room shorts has gotten so bad that many channels will deliberately make terrible puzzles just debate people like me and that’s tricky because while I don’t want to give these channels attention sometimes I genuinely can’t tell the difference take this channel called clevu in most of his shorts he

Insists he has a friend or a YouTuber make the escape room for him which is believable since he has a huge Channel but also he seems to repeat the same few puzzles over and over here’s one escaping with lava and a Notch Apple here’s that again here’s one where he

Just gets bone blocks and a sapling more bone blocks and is happening again oh this time it’s bamboo and then there’s this one he opened the chest and he was checking out the items and just taking them so when he opened the chest these were

The items that were inside of it so what he had to do was kill the skeleton to check the bone meal from it and then use it to plant the sapling oh wait yeah I don’t know what to do now oh no he didn’t get enough Bones from the

Skeleton now you can’t grow the sapling oh you’ll be trapped in this Bedrock box for eternity uh wait wait saplings can still grow anyway just make sure to watch out for channels like this because my audience are the kind of people they target I mean people love to debunk

Things in the comments speaking of debunk comments it’s time for the bane of my existence this 50 million view short by Asim Ali A Channel which promises high quality content you will enjoy well I’m sure I’ll enjoy it thank you [Applause] Thank you foreign [Applause] Going viral is painful it’s not what made me so enraged so you might have figured out of 50 million people surely someone was able to point out what was wrong with it right that height is survivable no I I don’t think it is could have just jumped for

The bucket grabbed it midair and landed easy not really it’s a it’s a five block jump but could have used fishing rod on the item frame have any of you opened Minecraft like ever in your life just drop the stick on the pressure plate bro could have just dropped an item on the

Pressure plastic nah again instead of the arms wow guys that that doesn’t work I’m so sorry yeah I don’t know how this Mandela effect has hit so many people but consider your debunking debunked you probably have a good idea of the average IQ of shorts viewers now but as I hope

You’ve caught on to these videos were obviously never designed to be smart or clever or unique they’re crafted to create the illusion of cleverness it’s a party trick that’s just engaging enough to keep a nine-year-old’s attention for 40 seconds but hey that’s what shorts are for attention span blah blah we live

In a society like I don’t want to make it sound too evil and Sinister they’re not harming anyone they’re not morally wrong necessarily but they’re not doing much for you either in fact these kids probably aren’t even actors they have names like dream is daddy93 so maybe I’m

Expecting too much confidence but uh to those of you who don’t watch Tick Tock or YouTube shorts good keep it that way but for the rest of us when you’re watching shorts in my opinion it’s more fun to keep your brain awake that’s all I mean because otherwise you get stuff

Like this I found this guy escaping Daedalus Labyrinth on my Minecraft server and I told him I’d release my Daedalus Escape video if he could beat my challenge he agreed so I trapped him in a 25 block Bedrock box in the center is a creeper on Bedrock block next to

Two trapdoors and at the bottom is a crafting table and Hoppers full of these items the first thing you did was make a staircase so he could take fall damage and try to escape by dying but after I told him his spawn was set in the cell

He just gave up and just started spawning and killing cats for some reason after that he went back up to his staircase and crafted a bed and wait what how much string did you okay give me that give me that all right he tried building up to the creeper but didn’t

Have enough blocks to get up to its level wait that wasn’t intended well even with the Hoppers he still didn’t have enough Hoppers to build out unless you I pick up the blocks from the hopper and reuse them okay I I admit that’s clever but he didn’t have a way to get

Down is he scaling down the all right give me all your blocks right now give me that like everything you have is that all of them okay therefore he had no choice but to jump to his death what I all right kid listen I’m trying to make

Content right now I’m making it short for YouTube I’ll give you one more chance if you don’t die then the shore is canceled okay I need this I need you to die all right all right and so he had no choice but to jump to his death that that there’s no

Way you you [ __ ] what you had to do was take all the items out of the hopper place a hopper here then break the hopper below it now use the comparator and Hoppers to power the Piston from here spawn a cap on the piston and place alternating fan coral

And solid blocks to push the cat up even though you can’t stand on Coral you can still push it with a piston for some reason once the cat is high enough the creeper will get scared walk off and blow up all the Hoppers now build up with the Hoppers and use the trapdoors

And remaining blocks to reach the top now to get down you must find the hidden watering Trader on the side that sells Vines for one Emerald to get your Emerald ready and as you fall trade for the vines mid-air and collect on the side of the cliff to survive simple make

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